Mini Fanfic #1364: The Unsung Hero/Uncle (SSBU X Star Fox X Darkstalkers)
It was a dark, gloomy day in the Underworld and most of the poor souls present are having a miserable, torturous time trapped inside the never-ending hell hole for all eternity.....
.....All except for their lord and (completely not so) savior, Hades, who is seen inside his luxurious lair happily humming to a morning tone as he gets himself ready for the day (he thinks) he'll finally be accepted into the newly formed Certified Uncles group from the other side.
Once he got out of the showers after a few minutes, brush his teeth, combed his glorious hair into a shorter, more dad-ish style, and got into more, casual sophisticated clothes (light pink colored shirt, shorts, and a pair of reading glasses he barely wears up until this point), he creates a dark portal from the palm of his hand and transports himself into LeBlanc Café, where the rest of the appointed uncles and self-appointed auntie, Morrigan, are now seen socializing with one another.
Hades: Heeeeeeere's-(Hops Out of his Portal with a Big Grin on his Face) Hades!!~
Gang: (Turns to Hades For Three Seconds Before Waving at Him, Completely Disinterested by his Presence Altogether) Heyyy, Hades....
Rodin: Good grief. (Went Back to Reading his Newspaper)
Hades: Now, now~ No need to feel all bored and gloom now that your fellow, more superior uncle has arrived- (Shows off the Clothes he's Wearing) With this marvelous attire to boot!~
Rodin: What you suppose to be?~ (Lowers his Shades Down to Show Off his Raised Eyebrow Towards the Underworld God) Some creepy looking muthafucker from the suburbs?
Hades: (Points and Motions his Finger Down Towards Rodin While Winking) A HANDSOME motherfucker to be more accurate, my guy. Gotta make myself look more uncle-like somehow.
Escargoon: (Raises an Eyebrow at Hades as Well) More uncle-like?
Hades: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) Yes, Slugman, to fit into Uncles crowd. Do try to keep up next time.
Escargoon: I have a name, Hades.
Hades: I know. It's stupid. (Walks Up to the Bar) The one I just came up with far more better.
Escargoon: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) Why do I even bother?
Sojiro: (Preparing Hades' Coffee From Behind the Counter) I take it you want another black coffee today, Hades?
Hades: You guessed it, Sojiro my man! As black as my dark, majestic soul~
Sojiro: (Rolls his Eyes) Highly doubt it's majestic, but- (Hands Hades his Cup of Black Coffee) Here you go.
Hades: (Takes One Sip of his Coffee Before Letting Out a Satisfied Sounding Sigh) Good stuff~ Turns his Attention to Morrigan with a Seductive Smirk on his Face) Ooh~ And speaking of which, has there ever been a day where you don't look this fine as eternal hell right now, Morrigan dear?~
Morrigan: Only when I wake up from bed. Now please- (Turns Away While Fling her Hand Down at Hades) Leave me alone so I can give and receive love from a real man next to me.
The real man in question, Dedede, gives her a kiss on the lips, prompting the succubus to squeal in pure glee before hugging and snuggling up on his arm right beside her.
Hades: Baffling love choice aside- (Grins at Dedede Next) Dedede! My main penguin man! (Chuckles Lightly) I hope you took all the time you need to read my well-made and throughout resume as of late.
Dedede: Yeah, I read them alright.
Hades: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) All six pages?~ (Starts Moving his Eyebrows Around in a Snake Like Motion Before Bouncing Them Up amd Down)
Dedede: (Rolls his Eyes) Sure, whatever. And we, The Certified Uncles-
Morrigan: And Auntie!~
Dedede: -Here, has gather around and anonymously decided to decline your offer of ever joining our group for years to come.
Hades: As I exp- (Eyes Begins to Widened) Wait, what?
Rodin: You heard the man. You didn't make the cut, fool.
Sojiro: Not now or ever I'm afraid.
Group: Yep.
Hades: (Becomes More and More Dumbfounded by this Revelation) Wha- Bu- I- Uh- This is completely absurd!! (Glares at Everyone in the Café) Give me one goddamn reason why I'm not allowed in your club!!
Dedede: Boy, we can name you one million reasons.
Hades: Million!? Come on- I am not that bad!
Dedede: "Not that bad?" So are we just gonna ignore all the times you tried fucking over the Smash Family for shit and giggles?
Morrigan: Like the time you nearly ruined that beautiful Co-Op Wedding months ago, by having those Dark Knights of yours crash in, unannounced.
Hades: I thought it would spice up the wedding more! Besides, Jean Whatshisface was the one suggesting the idea to beginning with.
Rodin: You snitching on poor sucka already?
Hades: (Shrugs) I can't sit idly by and take all the credit
Morrigan: Prick.
Sojiro: How about all the times you traumatized Pitto by showing him those disturbing anime clips.
Hades: Oh come on- that was a long time ago. I haven't thought of anything else to show him quite yet.
Everyone: (Eyes Widens at Hades) Yet!?
Hades: Hey, the possibilities are endless. But gimme at least a month and a half- (Forms an Evil Smirk on hus Face) I'll show him something that could truly scar him for life.
Sojiro: (Glares at Hades) I am five seconds away from calling Palutena right now.
Rodin: (Has his Phone Right By his Ear) I'm about to call her up right now.
Hades: (Quickly Rushes Over to Rodin with his Knees on the Floor, Begging) No! Please! I still have a lot to live for in this wacky universe!!
Escargoon: (Smirks Down at Hades Along with Morrigan) Woooow. Begging for your life already, Hades?
Morrigan: How ungodly of you indeed~
Hades: (Gives Escargoon a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Are we really playing the taunting game right now?
Escargoon: (Shrugs) Hey, if you can be petty, so can the rest of us. You were asking for it.
Hades: Doesn't mean I deserve it! I have feelings too, you know?
Dedede: Yeah, well, feelings or not, your ass still ain't qualified to join our group. (Crosses his Arms Together While Smiling Confidently) Luckily for us, we already have someone better to tag along.
'Door Opens'
?????: Howdy, everyone!
Certified Uncles/Auntie: (Faces Lit Up in Happiness at the Sight of a Familiar Face Stepping Inside the Café) Peppy!!
Dedede: The Hare of the hour! Get over here, my boi!
Hades: (Eyes Widens in Complete Disbelief) ......Are you serious? (Comically Glares at Peppy Walking Towards the Rest of the Group) You've chose this old, decrypted rabbit over me!?
Peppy: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Nice to see you too, Hades. I take it you've been trying to join the squad there?
Hades: (Turns to Peppy While Scoffing) Obviously. I'm far more superior for the spot than a has-been pilot like you.
Morrigan: ('GASPS')
Dedede: Nuh-Uh- (Gets Up From his Seat While Glaring at Hades Again) You really pushin' it now.
Hades: What? I'm not far off from the description, am I?
Dedede: Nah- See, what we're NOT gonna do is let you in here, bad mouthin' a legend right now!
Everyone: Yeah!/Damn straight.
Peppy: (Smiles Sheepishly at the Gang) Come now, you guys. There's no need to get riled up over Hades of all people.
Escargoon: Normally, you'd be right, Pep. But this is one instance we can't let slide.
Dedede: Exactly! It's baffling as all hell that you'd call one of the original member of the OG Star Fox, an has been, Hades! It really is!
Sojiro: Yeah, and the only sole survivor at that. Not only has he fulfilled James' promise to look after his son from that day forward, but he also helped him set up a new Star Fox and mentored him and the others throughout their missions together.
Morrigan: He stuck by their side through thick and thin, the best he knows how. Even when he stepped down and let Krystal take his place during the horrid Aperoid incident.
Escargoon: And while we're on that topic, this brave hare not only saved General Pepper from crashing down inside his ship, at the very last second, but he also made the sacrificial decision to ram the Great Fox straight through the barrier of Aperoid's base, giving the team just enough time to fly their way in as him and ROB are in critical danger themselves.
Dedede: And they STILL managed to survive after all of that!
Rodin: Hence why they made him fill the role as Corneria's general a year after that.
Peppy: Well, technically, I was filling in for the role while Pepper became ill at the time, but you all were spot on with everything else in my history. Colored me impressed.
Escargoon: (Chuckles Lightly While Rubbing the Back of his Head a Bit) Nah, It was nothing. It's thanks to your biology book that we learned a few things or two about those tidbits.
Morrigan: ('Sighs Fondly') And yet there's much more rich, endearing history to be told further beyond~ (Suddenly Let's Out Another Gasps as She Comes Up with an Idea) Let's have ourselves a book club on the matter later today!~
Escargoon: Sure!
Rodin: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) My thoughts exactly.
Peppy: Don't mind doing that one bit.
Dedede: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) That's the first thing y'all fo as a group together? Book club.
Sojiro: (Shrugs to De) It seems a good enough activity to start us off at.
Morrigan: (Hugs Up on her Boyfriend's Arm) Even more so if we Invite our sweet little angels over and have Peppy read it for us. (Gives Dedede the Cute Puppy Dog Eyes) Pretty please, my king?~
Dedede: (Uses his Finger to Scratch the Top of his Head) Well, the kids do love a good story time, especially from Peppy narrating.
Peppy: (Chuckles Lightly) Didn't win me the Best Storyteller Award for nothing, you know?
Dedede: Yeah, yeah. (Turns Back to Morrigan with a Smile) And I definitely don't have it in me to say "no" to your pretty face, Morrg~
Morrigan: (Giggles Ticklishly to the Eskimo Kiss Her King is Now Giving Her) That's right!~ I'm too loveable to be declined and ignored~
Dedede: Damn right. Then it's settled. Book Club is officially a go later!
Hades: So that's it? Y-You're just gonna pick the has been over yours truly, with no leeway whatsoever?
Dedede: (Turns Back to Hades with a Shrug) 'Ey man, the decision has long been made than you think.
Escargoon: And even if we didn't thought of the idea, we still wouldn't invite you regardless.
Sojiro: And unless you take the actual time and effort to quit doing your usual antics and improve yourself as an uncle figure, you'll never be part of this squad, no matter how many times you persuade and beg.
Everyone: Yeah.
Hades: You know what? Fuck it- Fuck all of this! (Finally Gets Himself Up From the Before Sweeping the Dust Off of Him) It was clearly a waste of a time. I should've known I wouldn't be welcome. ('Sniff')
Rodin: Fool, are you cryin' right now?
Hades: (Glares at Rodin) NO! I don't- ('Sniff') (Wipe a Few Tears From Off his Face) Cry at all, Rodin. Never in my whole life. My eyes only gotten watery and the only way to fix it is to retreat back home to my marvelous pent house, maybe host myself a big party, which you all are CLEARLY not invited to. (Creates his Dark Portal Again) So if you'll excuse me- (Makes his Exit into the Portal While Sniffing) Hades out!
Dedede: (Shakes his Head While Watching the Portal Disappear in Front of Him and the Others) He gon' cry himself to sleep tonight.
Peppy: Probably. I almost feel bad for the vermin
Rodin: ('Tch') I don't. Man been nothing but a headache, just like his crazy ass family.
Peppy: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) You ain't wring there.
'Door Opens'
Peppy: Hm? (Turns Over and Smile at the Familiar Face in his Perspective) Oh, hey there, Lucy! (Walks Over to the Young Woman) What brings you here? I thought you said you were going out on a little sightseeing in this city
Lucy: I was- (Starts Pouting a Bit) Until I realized you left you phone on the coffee table again. (Hands Her Father his Phone) Haven't you noticed?
Peppy: (Chuckles Sheepishly) Guess that would why my pockets gotten lighter today. Sorry about that.
Lucy: ('Sigh') It's fine, daddy. (Bends Down a Smidge to Hug Peppy) Just be more mindful next, okay? You know how worried sick I am about you sometimes, right?
Peppy: (Happily Hugs Lucy Back) I know, baby girl, I know. (Gives Lucy a Kiss on the Cheek) Oh! You arrived just in time, Luce. (Presents Lucy to his Friends) I'd like to introduce you to Dedede, Escargoon, Morrigan, Rodin, and Sojiro- My pals I've been telling you all about recently. (Turns to the Pals in Question) Everyone, this is my pride, joy, and one of thr main things that wake me up every morning, my daughter, Lucy Hare
Morrigan/Escargoon: (Happily Waves Hello To Peppy's Daughter) Hi, Lucy!~
Rodin: 'Sup.
Sojiro: (Smiles Softly) Welcome.
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Pleasure to meet ya, little lady!
Lucy: (Politely Bows to the Gang) The pleasure is all mine, I'm sure. (Smiles Back) I can't thank you kind folks, enough for being friends with my daddy this whole time. She such a sweet man, albeit reckless
Peppy: Ah come on now, Luce, I ain't that bad.
Lucy: (Gives Peppy a Daughterly Glare) "Ain't that bad?" Daddy, almost everyone of your old mission status reports states you've made either involves entering into daring, life threatening scenarios, tryin' to sacrifice yourself, or both at the same exact time- It's nerve-wracking to read about! And as we both still live and breathe in this and every other universe, I won't let you get out of retirement, on my watch! (Starts Tearing Up a Bit) ('Sniff') Or are you cruel enough to break your baby girl's heart?~
Peppy: Never, sweetheart. You know I've been taking it a lot easier than than ever and I'mma keep it that way. I promise.
Lucy: (Stares at Peppy For a Brief Second Before Puffing her Cheeks Out a Bit) ('Hmph') You better! (Gives Peppy a Peck on the Side of his Head)
Morrigan: (Been Gushing Over the Father and Daughter Interaction the Whole Time) Awww~
Rodin: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) Got yourself a worrisome girl there, Pep?
Peppy: ('Sigh') Yep. Ever since she was a child and more so since the Aperoid incident. (Smiles Softly) I don't mind though. Her mother used to be the same way when she was here- (Turns Back to Lucy) And every time I see my girl growing up, she's becoming more and more like her everyda-
Lucy: (Immediately Went Back to Glari.g at her Father) Nuh-uh-uh! Stop it right there!
Peppy: But Luc-
Lucy: No. I thought I remembered clearly, that we discussed long and hard about you comparing me to momma all the dang time! I'm my very own person! You might've gotten away with doing that with comparing Foxy to Uncle James all those years ago, but you ain't ever pull that nonsense with me, old mista'! Is that clear?
Peppy: (Chuckles Sheepishly) Of course, dearie, I'm sorry. I always tend to forget that fact. You've done well shaping yourself as the person you wanted to be. 'Won't stop me from missing your momma though.
Lucy: (Hugs Peppy Again) You and me both, daddy.
Sojiro: De and I understand your dilemma clearly, Pep. We used to find our kids worrying over us, sweet at first.
Dedede: (Scoffs While Rolling his Eyes a Bit) Yeah, till it got outta hand, no thanks to those Certified Mommas encouragin' them to do so back home! (Crosses his Arms While Pouting) Thinkin we senior citizens and crap.
Escargoon: (Shrugs to De) Hey, you have plenty of moments of you worrying over them too, De.
Morrigan: Like a good uncle~
Dedede: Yeah, but not to the extent them kids bring! Ain't that some shit?
Sojiro: Gonna have to agree with De on this one. It can be a bit much at tim-
???????: WE HEARD THAT!!
Dedede/Sojiro: (Quickly Hug One Another and Panick at the Sight of Futaba and the Rest of the Smash Kids) AHH! KIDS!
Dedede: How long were y'all standin' there!?
Futaba: (Glares at the Two Men Along with the Others) Long enough, bozos! Neither of you ain't slick!
Ness: We worry because you guys, our moms, dads, and rest of you uncles and aunties mean the whole world and universe to us.
Lucas: (Frowns a Bit) You can't blame us for making sure you're okay every chance we get. We love you.
Lavenza: (Turns Away with her Arms Crossed) And we won't stop doing so whatsoever by the way.
Ashley: And neither will the moms.
Smash Kids: YEAH!
Morrigan: AWWWWWWWWWW!~
Escargoon: (Chuckles Lightly) Well said, you guys.
Rodin: And good timing getting here too. We're just about to set up for our book club today. Wanna stick around and join us?
Smash Kids: Heck yeah!~/Let's do it!/We always love a good story time!~
Mona: Are you gonna read it out loud for us this time, Uncle Peppy?
Peppy: (Happily Nodded to the Kids) Mhmm. Gonna be a real doozy too because today we're going about my autobiography of life and times throughout my Star Fox career.
Smash Kids: (Immediately Gets Intrigued While Cheering in Rejoice)
Lucy: (Smiles Softly at her Father) So these are the sweet lil' angels you've told me about too.
Peppy: (Happily Nodded to Lucy) Yep. Each and everyone of them looking up to me since the day I first arrived at their mansion. Pretty neat, huh?
Lucy: Very. You're such a wonderful inspiration, daddy.
Peppy: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Thanks, sweetie. You're more than welcome to stick around and join us if you like.
Lucy: Of course! Just don't expect me to not cry my poor lil' eyes out on a few chapters, ya hear?
Peppy: (Chuckles Lightly) Loud and clear.
Futaba: (Smiles Brightly) Ahh yeah!~ Operation Book Club/Story Time is an official go!.....Right after we set up our PowerPoint!
Sojiro: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) PowerPoint? About what exactly?
Futaba: How you guys mean to us, show off our appreciation, and why we'll never stop worrying over any of you in the long run. A perfect way to show how we care. (Pouts at Sojiro and Dedede Again) Especially to you two clowns.
Dedede: (Glares at Futaba) Girl, we are not clowns!
Futaba: Takes one to know one, Uncle De, takes one to know one. (Turns to Her Best Robot Friend in the Background) Omega-kun! Bring the projector over here. We have a presentation to show-off!~
Omega: Affirmative!
Sojiro: ('Sighs in Defeat') And so it begins.
Dedede: Goddamnit.
Lavenza: Language!
Bonus
Hades: (Now Seen Laying on his Bed in Tears) Stupid! ('Sniff') Certified Uncles Squad! ('Sniff') W-Who do they think they are, disqualifying me like that, huh? ('Sniif') (Takes a Tissue Out of a Nearby and Blow his into it) Who even needs them anyways? I'm goddamn Hades for fuck sakes! King of all Underworld, the rule of all evil and all things twisted-
??????: And a dead man laying.
Hades: AHH! GIRLS! (Immediately Gets Startled Hugs his Pillow in Fear at the Sight of Misako and Kyoko Glaring Down at Him) W-W-What are you two doing her? H-How did you two get here!?
Misako: (Holding Onto Two of her Pink Brass Knuckles) Futaba let us borrowed her Dimensional Ring. Before that, we caught wind from Coffee Dad that you're planning on traumatizing our boyfriend again. (Grit her Teeth) Is that true?
Hades: N-NO! NO! Of course it's not! (Chuckles Awkwardly) I-I mean, this Uncle Hades you're talking here, I would never-
Kyoko: (Angrily Slam Bat on Hades' Bed, Making him Yelp Some More) FUCKING LIAR PANTS! Everyone in the Smash Family knows that you're a terrible, lying uncle! Hasn't our poor, sweet angel suffered enough of your constant bullshit already!? Huh!?
Hades: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) That boy is anything but sweet-
Kyoko: PITTO-KINS' THE SWEETEST, YOU ASSHOLE- (Pauses Herself For a Second Before Taking a Deep Breath) Hades, you better listen carefully and listen GOOD: If we EVER catch or hear you making Pitto-Kins watch anymore of those nasty, traumatic clips again, I will take this very bat and- ('Beeeeep BeepBeepBeep Beep Beep Beeep') AND THEN- ('BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP') (Starts Exhaling her Breath Out a Bit to Calm Herself Down)
Kyoko's loud and....very colorful threat and language causes both Hades and Misako to stare at her with their mouths and eyes wide open, in complete silence.....Though, the latter starts to become very flustered by this turn of events.
Misako: ........................Kyoko, I wanna kiss the ever living hell out of you right now~
Kyoko: (Turns to Misako) I'll give you and Pitto-Kins the best, loving kisses of your lives after story time is finished.
Misako: ('Uggh') That long!?~
Kyoko: (Gently Pulls on her Girlfriend's Cheek) Learn to be patient, honey- (Gives Misako's Cheek a Kiss) For me?~
Misako: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fiiiine, I will.
Hades: ('Ugh') You girls and Pitto really do deserve each other-
Misako/Kyoko: (Went Back to Glaring at Hades) QUIET!
Misako: Fuck with our baby one more time, Hades. FUCK. WITH HIM. ONE MORE TIME and we're not only gonna do what Kyoko just said put into motion, but gonna throw your sorry ass into abyss of screaming dead souls!
Hades: No! Please! I barely got out of there once in the past- (Turns his the Irises in his Eyes Away a Bit) And considering how many souls that were put in so far this year, I definitely won't be lucky this time around!!
Misako: (Steps Back to the Giant Dimensional Ring Behind her and Kyoko While Giving Hades One Last Glare) Then you better not fuck with us or we will come back.
Kyoko: (Follows Misako While Pointing her Bat Directionly at Hades) Considering this our very last warning, jackass. (Uses the Bat to Smash Two of Hades' Portrait Frames on the Night Stand Before Going into the Ring)
Hades: Well- ('Clicks Teeth') That was truly traumatizing for my psyche. At least Paulie isn't around to-
Palutena: (From Outside) HADES!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING COWARD!!
???: (Observing Three Suspicious Looking Guys Talking to One Another in the Distance While Sitting in his Table, on his Phone) Yeah....Uh-huh....I already have them on my sights. Juuuust talking.....I mean, don't get me wrong- Getting Intel from Geese is always important and all, but I doubt I'll get anything valuable from those three, given that they're still rookie status.
Shingo: (Arrives at the Customer's Table with the Cup of Coffee he Ordered and Smile on his Face) One cup of an iced expresso is up and ready for you, sir.
???: (Let's Out a Sigh in a Bit of Relief Upon Seeing his Drink Right in Front of Him) Right in the neck of time. (Went Back to his Call) Think I could call you back, boss? My beverage just arrived and I've been tailing those guys in this hot weather for an hour and half now, so.....Yeah, I'll resume the mission right after I finish, I can assure....Okay...Yeah. see ya.
Call Ends
???: (Turns Back to Shingo as He Finally Receives the Drink He Ordered with a Smile) Thank you. And can I say that it is truly an honor to finally meet the employee brave enough to give Geese and his #1 lackey two good cups of coffee, in the flesh today.
Shingo: (Chuckles Lightly and Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Good to know someone still remembers that fiasco of a day....
???: (Casually Shrugs) It's not just me. That news been the talk around town for a real good while now.
Shingo: (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Surprise and Confusion) Really? I could've sworn they've forgotten about it by now.
???: You'd be surprised by the amount of stuff some of these folks here still remembers, me especially. The name's Vox, by the way. Vox Reaper.
Shingo: (Gets Super Intrigued) Woooah....That's one of the coolest names I've ever heard in my life!~ Mines definitely isn't nearly as cool in comparison, but I'm-
Vox: Shingo Yabuki. Believe me, I know almost everything there is to know about you.
Shingo: You do? Even when we just now met?
Vox: You guessed it. I know that you were once Kyo Kusanagi's biggest fan who gave you one of his fighting groves at one point-
Shingo: (Forms a Proud Smile on his Face) After I worked my butt off to earn them as my own! I took great care of them ever since.
Vox: You're now training under his own father, Saisyuu-
Shingo: My one and only sensei!
Vox: You only won one tournament in the history of KOF-
Shingo: ('Sighs Fondly') My second greatest accomplishments in life~ Right after earning my gloves.
Vox: Right, right. You also became the undisputed King of Freezy Wonderland-
Shingo: (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Still can't believe I managed to complete that freeze challenge in time.....
Vox: Still can't create your own flames for the life of you-
Shingo: (Glares at Vox) Hey, I can at least create sparks from my fist!....(Frowns a Bit) Sometimes....
Vox: And the Yagami redhead broken your so bad that it left you traumatized ever since.
Shingo: (Eyes Begins to Widened at Incident Specifically) Oh my God, you do know everything...
Vox: Told ya. (Casually Takes a Sip the Coffee Given to Him) Mm. You really do make great coffee here.
Shingo: (Takes a Seat Right in Front of Vox's, Still Taken Aback by What Just Happened) T-Thanks, But...How the heck did you know all of that!? Are you sure we haven't met before at one point?
Vox: No, I'm certain this is our first meeting. I just happen to watch a select few people from afar and gain a bit of intel from them, some more vital than others.
Shingo: ('Gasps') Like a international spy?
Vox: Something like that. (Points Shingo to One Customer From a Distance) Like take this woman for example: she is the daughter one of the richest families in Second South of Southtown.
Shingo: Woooah.....
Vox: (Then Points to Another Customer on the Left) That guy just got promoted in some stapling business across two streets from here. (Turns Over to One of Shingo's Fellow Co-Workers/Friends Happily Giving his Customer with Glasses, Her Order) ('Ugh') And I can already tell that that guy over there still falling over a girl who's been oblivious towards his feelings for her, just by looking at him.
Shingo: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Pretty sure everyone in this shop knows that tinbit already....
Kensou: Knows what?
Shingo (Quickly Turns to Kensou) Nothing! Uh- (Gives Kensou a Bright, Slightly Awkwardly Smile) I like your new haircut!
Kensou: (Smiles Back at Shingo) Aw thanks, bud! Just got this bad boy yesterday in a cheap price. Athena hasn't seen it yet, so fingers crossed for her being wooed by it, am I right?~
Shingo: Already rooting for you in the background, pal. Best of luck! (Waves at Kensou as He Watches Him Walk Back Inside the Shop Before Turning Back to Vox) He's really trying his best out there.
Vox: That's one way of describing desperation.
Shingo: Dude!
'Ahem'
The duo turn their attention to the young woman with glasses and a lab coat, walking over to their table.
???????: Vox Reaper. (Raises an Eyebrow at Vox) Back to your usual trouble making I see?
Vox: (Smirks at the Science Girl) 'Sup, doc, It's been a while.
???????: (Rolls her Eyes in a Bit of Annoyance) Should've been a lot longer than that.....
Shingo: (Instantly Recognizes The Girl's Face Before Waving at Her) Hii Preecha!~
Preecha: (Happily Waves Back at Shingo) Hii Shingo!~ Hope you've been having a good day. Not to make a huge fuss or anything, but- (Frowns a Bit) Why exactly are you hanging out with that jerkface right now?
????: My thoughts exactly.
Shingo: (Turns Over to See His Best Friend Standing Beside his Table) Rock! You made it!
Rock: 'Course I would. I'd never miss out our lunch break hour. (Takes a Seat Next to Shingo While Looking Over at Vox) Though, I can't say I was expecting him, of all people, to be in the mix.....
Vox: Nice to see you too, Howard. Or was it, Bogard?
Rock: (Puts on a Mildly Annoyed Look on his Face) Bogard, Vox. You know I've been adopted.
Vox: True. Doesn't change the fact that you're still Geese's biological offspring. (Continues Drinking his Coffee)
Rock: (Places his Hand on the Side of his Forehead While Sighing) Not even five minutes and you're already giving me a migraine.....
Preecha: You're preaching to the choir right now, Rock.
Shingo: Hang on. (Points his Finger to Rock and Preecha Back and Forth) Both of you know him already?
Preecha: ('Sighs Heavily') Unfortunately. We kept bumming into each other more times than I could bother counting and each of them always led to absolute chaos!!
Vox: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Did you forget all the times I helped get you out of those altercations completely unscathed?
Preecha: (Comically Glares at Vox) Of course i didn't! Doesn't mean I wanted to get involved one either way, you jerk! Look at me! I am an up and coming scientist and Muey Thai fighter. I don't have nearly the stability and mental capacity for this kind of gangster life!!
Vox: I dunno, a scientist with your expertise would be a perfect asset to any gang affiliated organization really-
Preecha: NO I WON'T!! SHUT IIIIIT!!!
Vox: (Snickers into Light Chuckles) Kidding, Kidding. I won't put you through all that. This time.
Preecha: (Angrily Sticks her Tongue Out at Vox)
Vox: (Turns to Rock) Your turn, Bogard.
Rock: (Takes a Bit of a Deep Breath Before Speaking to Shingo) Okay, Shingo, do you remember when I've been working and training under my uncle, Kain, a while back, within his company in Second South?
Shingo: Yeah, I remember. (Frowns a Bit in Concern) You always get gloom whenever you talk about it.
Rock: ('Sighs Heavily') Even more so than I hoped it wouldn't, but that's beside the point for now. All you need to know is that Vox and I used to be partners back then and even now, he's still a pain to figure out, let alone be around.
Vox: ('Scoffs') Please. I'm not that complicated of a person. I was born and raised in the streets, struggling to keep myself alive on a daily basis until the day Master Grant took me under right his wing-
Shingo: Woahwoahwoah time out!! (Shakingly Points at Vox) Y-You trained under Grant? (Eye Starts Sparkling Up With So Much Intrest and Pure Excitement) THE inventor of the Dark Style Karate!?~
Vox: (Forms a Proud Smirk on his Face) The one and only. Taught me everything I needed know about be more efficient in fights. Well- (Holds his Hand Up a Bit to Show off a Small, Purple Like Ki From the Palm of his Hand) Almost everything.
Shingo: (Gets Even More Intrigued) Almost?~
Vox: Rather than utilizing this style in brute force completely, I'd added my own unique spin to the mix, for originality sake.
Shingo: ('Uggggh') Damnit! Of all the days I decided to leave my notepad home, why today!!?
Preecha: (Turns Back to Shingo While Taking a White Notepad Out of her Lap Coat) I can let you have mines to use if you want.
Shingo: (Turns to Preecha with His Head Tilted a Little Bit) Are you sure, Preecha-San? You seem to have more use for it than I do to say the least
Preecha: (Happily Nodded) Yeah, really, I insist! This is one's still brand new and I already have like a bunch other notepads back home, that aren't even close to being completed quite yet
Shingo: No way! I have a bunch of incomplete notepads back home too!
Preecha: (Grabs her Chin While Forming an Intrigued Smirk on her Face) Ahh a fellow adrenaline writing junkie as well, I see~ Whatcha been writing about there?~
Shingo: A lot of things: Movesets, stats and attributes of many fighters I've met in real life and on TV, my daily training regimes with some help of Leona-san, ideas and strategic planning on each potential new techniques I came up with, a couple of recipes here and there, and my schedule for everyday life.
Preecha: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle) Holy crap! That's so much stuff!~
Rock: I know, right? It always surprises me how he's been able to jog all of that down without having his hand getting a cramp along the way.
Shingo: (Snaps his Fingers and Points at Rock with a Grin on his Face) Daily fingers wiggling sessions! Never start off a brand new day without doing them.
Preecha: (Happily Gives Shingo a Thumbs Up) Niice!~
Vox: (Gets Up From his Seat) Neat. As much as I would love to stick around and continue chatting, I must be on right now.
Rock: (Turns Back to Vox) Have another spy mission Kain assigned younto?
Vox: You know it. He wants to gain intel from your dear old dad's company and he figured those new recruits from across the street, would have any themselves. (Shrugs) I, for one, doubt it, but a job's still a job. You're more than welcome to tag along if you want.
Rock: No thanks. 'Last thing I want to get involved in whatever nonsensical crap those two get each other into.
Vox: Probably for the best. I do better working alone anyways.
Rock: I bet you do. Just try and stay out of trouble, will you? I really don't feel like bailing you out again today.
Vox: I will. Can't say I can guarantee that one hundred percent though.
Rock: (Rolls his Eyes Again) Uh-huh.
Shingo: (Smiles Brightly) Best of luck out there, Vox-San. It was nice to meet you for the first time.
Vox: (Simply Nodded to Shingo) Likewise. You definitely interest me the most out of everyone in this town thus far.
Shingo: I do?
Rock: (Glares at his Colleague) Vox.......
Vix: Relax, Bogard. I'm only speaking my mind, nothing more. (Picks Up his Cup and Walks Off) Until next time. (Stops Walking For a Minute) Oh and Preecha? If you ever end up get into another gang crossfire- (Turns Back to Preecha with a Smirk on his Face) You know exactly who to call. (Winks at the Scientist Before Continuing Walking Off) Ciao.
Preecha: (Comically Glares at Vox Again) Oh I won't ever have to so long I stay far away from your stupid mug! ('Sighs in Defeat') Who am I even kidding? Withrow many times we see each other, I'm bound to get involved with his madness again one of these days.....
Rock: (Turns to Preecha) Sorry he's been causing trouble lately, Preecha.
Preecha: Nah, it's fine. I should've expected as much given how eventful Southtown could get at times. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) That being said, I'm curious to see why he's sees interest in you in the first place, Shingo.
Shingo: I kinda am too now that you mentioned. Then again, I did have my fair share of attracting a few odd balls in my crazy life.
Rock: Maybe. Either way, I need you to not let your guard down around him one bit.
Preecha: I concur. He may seem nice and easy going to talk to, on the surface, but he can also be dangerous when we he wants to be.
Shingo: (Shivers a Bit) Yeah, I definitely don't wanna end up on his bad side anytime soon....Or have you guys worried along the way.
Rock: (Smiles Softly) Shingo, you're my best friend. I'm gonna worry about you no matter what.
Shingo/Preecha: Awwwwww~
Rock: (Frowns a Bit) I just don't want that other side of my life to try dragging you or anyone else into trouble. It's far more dangerous than you could imagine.
Shingo: (Gives Rock a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Don't worry, Rock. I'll do my best to stay clear from that mess. Count on it! (Gives Rock a Thumbs Up)
Rock: (Chuckles Lightly) I will. Thanks
Shingo: No prob. Now, get to more pressing matters: Grant. You fought him before, right?
Rock: I have. Once or twice.
Preecha: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Seriously!? What was he like? Crazy strong, scary string, or dare I say it.... Impossibly strong?
Shingo: ('Gasps') Not impossibly!
Rock: Relax. He was powerful and definitely Intimidating to fight, but wasn't impossible to take down....At least after the two hour mark.
Shingo/Preecha: YOU FOUGHT HIM FOR TWO HOURS!!?
Rock: ('Sighs Heavily') Yeah.......It was long as hell. And how it got to this point just as insane.
Mini Fanfic #1362: Firecracker on the Loose (Kingdom Hearts X SSBU)
10:13 a.m. at Smash. Town: Funky's Firework Shop.......
Funky: (Seen Casually Wiping the Counter in Front of Him While Humming to the DK Rap Playing Inside his Store)
'Door Opens'
Lea: (Steps Into the Store While Standing by the Door, Panting a Bit in Exhaustion) Alright!......I....I made it.
Funky: (Forms a Bright, Welcoming Grin on his Face, Towards his New Customer) Yoooooo! Welcome to my very own fireworks shop, my man. (Points his Finger Gun at Lea) Really digging the spikey, lion mane hairstyle you got on right now.
Lea: Oh.....(Smiles Back at Funky While Still Panting) Thanks!....Had to grow this bad boy light-years ago....(Has his Thumbs Up) But it was allll worth it in the end....('Phew') Dear lord, this town is too damn big. (Starts Walking Up to the Counter)
Funky: Yeah, you got that right. Had yourself an jogging session this morning?
Lea: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Hair) Ehhh....Something like that.
Few Minutes Earlier
Lea: (Was Seen Running on the Sidewalks) Come on, come ooon! There has to be a nearby bus around here in one of these streets-
????: LEEEEEEEEEA!!
Lea looks back to see Aqua and the rest of his fellow Certified Moms chasing behind him, all of which each have disappointing looks in their face.
Aqua: You get back here RIGHT NOW, MISTER!!
Lea: I'm just going to the store for a bit, I'll be bac-hack!
Daisy: Oh please! Like we don't know which specific store you're heading to!
Peach: You know good and well that you are NOT allowed to go anywhere near those fireworks, let alone going to a store that sells nothing BUT them- Huh? (Notices the Bus Has Arrived From a Closer Distance)
Lea: (Pumps his Fist to the Side in Rejoice) Yes.
Samus: Lea! Don't you DARE get in that bus or so HELP US- (Sees Lea Already Got Inside the Bus)
Lea: (Shrugs Happily at the Ladies While Giving the Bus Driver his Cash) Sorry! Can't hear you girls over the sound of the bus door closing in. (Starts Waving Goodbye as The Door Close in Front of Him) SEE YAAA! ~
And with that, the bus drives off.
Aqua: LEEEA! (Stops Running Before Bending Down a Bit to Have her Hands on Both of her Knees as She Regains Her Breath) ('Huff Huff') You..... (Angrily and Tiredly Shakes her Fist at the Faraway Bus) Troublemaker you!
Bayonetta: (Place her Hand onto Aqua's Shoulder) It's okay, dear. We'll find him quick before you know it.
Samus: And once we do, we'll scold the hell outta him all the way back home.
Peach: While holding him in our very arms!
Certified Moms: YEAH!
Aqua: Right!.....(Gets her Knees Back Up Before Wiping the Sweat Off her Forehead) ('Phew') He won't get away with this. (Pulls her Phone Out of her Pocket While Making a Call) Especially when we'll have a few backups on the way.
Meanwhile at The Seasalt Family's Apartment
In yooou and I, there's a new-
Isa: (Answers the Call on his Phone While Holding his Coffee Mug) Hello? Ah, Aqua, Good Morning......Why? What is he- (Pause For a Few Seconds Before Groaning and Have the Strong Urge to Pinch the Bridge of his Nose at the Realization) Dear Palutena, please don't tell me......Good Morning to you too, Lady Palutena.....Yeah.....We'll be on our way. Thank you.
Call Ends
Isa: (Knocks on Roxas' Room) Roxas- (And Then om Xion's Room) Xion, wake up!
Xion: (In her Room Yawning) Good morning, Isa....
Roxas: Do you have to wake us up now? It's Saturday and a holiday wrapped into one.
Isa: Afraid I must. Your resident Fire Mom is out trying to buy fireworks in Smash Town as we speak.
The entire apartment became silent for a few seconds before both kids opens their respective room doors in complete shock and disbelief..
Roxas/Xion: WHAAAT!?
Back to the Present
Funky: (Begins to Laugh a Bit) Oho man! You are wild for that one!
Lea: Right? I'm just surprised I managed to make it here at all- (Starts Looking Around the Store, Watching All the Other Customers Shopping Here) Let alone find this place. (Turns Back to Funky) You really owned this?
Funky: (Happily Nodded) Yep! But I only have it open on occasional holidays, as you already suspected.
Lea: (Shrugs) Buying and using fireworks legally is where is at.
Funky: You know it! We got a lot of wicked firework contraptions you'll definitely fall in love with, made by yours truly: (Shows Off Some of the Items to Lea) We got our standard mini rocket launchers, smoke bombs, then we have plenty of our specities like banana sparklers, coconut spinners and peanut firecrackers for example, none of which are safe to eat- (Snaps his Finger Before Pointing at One of his Customer) Don't even think about it, Lanky.
An orange orangutan with blue overalls stops glazing on the peanut firecrackers in front of him, thanks to Funky's command, before lowering in head down in sadness and disappointment.
Funky: (Turns Back to Lea) But one of my personal favorite by far is the Barrel Blast Surprise!
Lea: (Eyes Widened in Complete Awe at the Silver Barrel in Front of Him) Woooooah.......
Funky: A metal barrel that shoots up to ten rocket launchers of fireworks, to the night skies, each of which shows off every single colors in the rainbow, at once, even the color black if you squint hard enough.
Lea: Siiick....(Looks at the Price of the Item) And it's already on sale!?
Funky: For half a price~ (Lowers his Shades Before Winking at Lea and Putting it Back on his Face) Now, I would give you more of the tour around here, but we wouldn't want you to get caught by your fellow moms, now can we?
Lea: ('Sigh') Yeah, I shouldn't keep wasting my time any longer than I should. It's not like I wanted to runaway from them like that, I just wanted a chance to use some fireworks for once- (Crosses his Arms While Pouting) But my know-it-all boyfriend and our two runts banned me from using them because they're- (Uses his Two Fingers to Bend Them Up and Down) "Too dangerous for me to pull off and use."
Funky: Well, they can lead to creating dangerous hazards if you're not using them carefully.
Lea: (Nods his Head in Agreement) Very true, 100%. But it's been five to six years now, I've long since learned my lesson by then, and I'm more than ready to start a clean slate and be more careful. But noooooo, my recklessness still knows no bounds to them and our friend groups apparently. It's ridiculous!
Funky: Caring for your well-being will always be a sweet thing, but I am firm believer of second chances.
Lea: You and me both, pal! Its something most people in this crazy ass world, deserves, more especially, yours truly. And another thing!.....(Pauses For a Second Before Whispering to Funky) Hey, do you have stool i can borrow, by any chance? I'm kinda in the urge of making a speech right now and-
Funky: Up. Say no more. (Walks Out of the Counter and Place a Mini Crate Down Right Next to Lea's Feet) I got a crate for you to use instead.
Lea: (Smiles Brightly) Neat. Thanks. (Stands on the Crate Before Grabbing his Chin While Thinking) Now how should I approach this?....
As Lea tries thinking of a way to start his speech, Funky changes the DK Rap into the instrumental version of Star-Spangled Banner in his store.
Lea: Screw it, I'm starting over- ('Clears Throat') Second chances! Like i said, It's what most people in this world deserves and I am clearly no different to this philosophy! But what I believe most of all is the pure, rich grasps of freedom for me, Funky- (Starts Pointing Around Everyone Present in the Store) and every last one you fellow fireworks enthusiasts here today!!
DK: (Raises an Eyebrow and Scratching the Top of His Head in Confusion While Standing Next to Chunky and Lanky Kong, Watching Lea From a Mid Distance) What's that skinny, lion mane guy talking about over there?
Chunky: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Something about freedom and fireworks? I'm kinda intrigued either way.
DK: (Forms a Bright Grin on his Face) Same! Let's go check it out, fella!
The two muscular Kongs make their way over to the nearby speech, leaving Lanky to pick up one of the banana sparklers, about to peal it off-
DK/Chunky: LANKY!!
......Only to be stopped by two of his friends from afar before pulling the idea back on the shelf and following them while making sad monkey noises.
While that happens, everyone else in store, little by little, gathers around for Lea's big speech.
Lea: You, the Citzens of Smash Town and me, the resident of Twilight Town, has the right to buy any kind of fireworks we want to light up for the celebration of July the 4th!!
Funky: Don't forget New Years, dude!
Lea: And New Years!- (Turns to the Store Owner) Thanks, Funky.
Funky gives Lea a grin and a thumbs up in return.
Lea: But unfortunately, there are some people who would rather ban you from ever using them, let alone step foot in every Firework Stores Imaginable, including this one.
Customer: ('GASPS')
Chunky: WHY!?
Lea: Cause they think you'd be too careless around them, that you'd put yourself in- (Moves his Two Fingers Up and Down Again) "Danger" around them, don't even bother to give you that second chance to learn and do better from your previous mistakes. I should know. I've been banned for five to six years for that exact reason, but now that we're in the second half of this new year, I stand here on this very crate, smarter and wiser than ever before, to say that enough is ENOUGH!!
Second by second, the crowd begins to cheer, applaud, and even nods Lea's noble speech thus far
Lea: So lemme ask all this: Do you enjoy lighting up fireworks on these special occasions!?
Crowd: YEEEAH!!
Lea: Do you like having those yearly opportunities being taken away from you!?
Crowd: NOOO!!
DK: It's the WORST!
Lea: Believe you and me, big guy, I hate it with a passion too! But today is the day that we don't have to stand for it anymore, got it memorized!?
Crowd: YEEEEEEAH!!!
Lea: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Continuing Speaking) Then, my fellow fireworks enthusiasts, I encourage us all here to buy whatever fireworks that peak our interest the most- Without the thought of eating some of them.
Lanky snaps his finger in the crowd.
Lea: -Go home, wait until nighttime comes around to go to whatever kind of firework related celebrations we have in our own spare time- (Raises his Fist Up in the Air) AND LET'S USE THEM RESPONSIBLYYYYYYY!!!
And with that, the crowd erupted with much louder, more broader cheers, all while the king of the jungle himself, starts rapidly beating on his chest while making even louder, much inspired gorilla noises.
Funky: (Walks Up to Lea While Clapping his Hands) That was a beautiful speech you made there, Lea. (Takes Off his Shades) ('Sniff') That actually brought a tear or two in my eyes just now. (Uses his Finger to Wipe Those Tears Away Before Putting the Shades Back On)
Lea: (Turns Back to Funky with a Proud Smile on his Face) I'm glad I was able to move you guys today, Funky. Now prep up that cash register! (Walks Over to Metal Barrel Contraption) I got me a mega cool Barrel Blast I wanna buy and light up for the party tonight and no one inside this very store is gonna STOP ME!
'Door Shuts Open'
???????: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!!
Everyone in the room became silent and all the strong will and confidence Lea had minutes ago, has now shattered into thin, tiny glasses in his mind as his eyes widens in complete disbelief and horror at his fellow Certified Motherns are now inside the store, glaring at him, menacingly.
Lea: Crap.
Funky: Welp- ('Clicks Teeth') The moms from outside just might. (Clears his Throat a Bit Smiles Softly at the Moms) Good Morning, ladies. I take it you're all here to pick your friend here, up today?
Peach: (Simply Nodded to Funky) You've guessed right, sir. He had us searching all over the town for him, worried sick.
Aqua: And we're going to have a very long discuss about that little runaway stunt he pulled, on our way back to the mansion. (Squints her Eyes at her Best Friend/Student in Particular) Isn't that right, Lea?
Lea: (Damnit Lea, get your dumbass head back in the game. You are this close to taking it home. Literally!) (Clears a Bit of his Throat to Help Calm Him Down a Bit with his Hand Slightly Up) Okay, I'll admit. The stunt I pulled on you ladies this morning was reckless, uncalled for, maybe even childish, and I will be more than gladly to accept any kind of punishment you all have in store for me....Right after I buy this wicked Barrel Blaster-
Moms: No.
Lea: Ah come on! It's on sale! I-I mean, didn't you guys say you needed fireworks for the party tonight?
Palutena: We did. That's why we asked Donkey Kong to buy a few of them for us earlier.
Lea: (Turns Over to the Gorilla Wearing a Red Tie That Has the Same Initial to his Name) Wait, really?
DK: (Happily Nodded) You know it! I'll let you use any kind I get here if you want.
Lea's face lit up like a Christmas tree upon hearing that offer-
Moms: NO!
Peach: (Points at DK) Do not let him anywhere near those fireworks, Donkey Kong! That's an order!
-Only for that single thread of happiness to crash and burn completely.
DK: (Quickly Salutes to Peach) Yes, ma'am! (Frowns at Lea) Sorry, pal.
Lea: So this is it, huh? On the day where we celebrate our independence and freedom, I still wind up getting nothing out of this, do I?
Samus: Oh, don't be such a drama queen, Lea. We got something nice for ya in return.
Lea: You do?
Samus: Yeah. (Forms a Bit of Conniving Smirk on her Face as She Holds Up-) A rope.
Lea: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Rope? For wha- (Takes Two and Two Together Before Letting Out a Sigh)
Then, without warning, Samus, Tifa, Daisy, and even Isabelle rushes over and pounces onto Lea, tying him into that very rope and a big, red bow that matches his lion mane style hair.
Lea: (Now Seen Being Carried Away on Samus' Shoulder) This is madness! A violation to my rights! I demand to be set free and put on fair trial at once!
Samus: (Starts Snickering a Bit) You've really gotten into the spirit of the holiday already, haven't you?~
Lea: (Gives Samus the Deadpinned Look) This is what being banned do to a man, Sammy, sue me! I hate this. (Starts Pouting as He and Rsst of the Moms Are Out the Door)
Peach: (Politely Bows to Everyone Else in the Store) We apologize for all the commotion our Lea may have caused here today. May you all have a very safe and wonderful 4th of July ahead. (Happily Waves Goodbye) Bye-Bye for now!~ (Closes the Door Behind Before Joining Up with the Others)
Customers: (Waves Back at The Princess) Byeeee, Peach!
DK: See ya back home!
Chunky: So that's the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom......
DK: And the mother of our whole Smash Family. (Smiles Softly) She's nice.
Funky: Agreed. So are the rest of the Certified Moms. ('Sigh') Gonna miss having that Lea guy coming here for sure, but it's a reeeeeal good thing we didn't get on their bad side like he did earlier.
Everyone: (Starts Nodding to One Another in Agreement) Yeeeah.../Uh-Huh/No doubt about that/Mhm.
Outside in the Sidewalks
Lea: Gah! (Winches a Bit in Pain by Getting his Cheek Getting Pulled by a Pouting Peach) Gi- Hey! Easy with the pulling there, Pea- Ack!
Peach: No I may not go easy after that stunt you pulled, young man! You know better than to go make us worried like that. (Lets Go of Lea's Cheek Before Hopping Up and Giving it a Kiss) We talk about our problems together, not make them alone.
Moms: (Gives Lea More Soften Glares) Yeah.
Lea: ('Sighs in Defeat') I know....I'm really sorry for all that. I just....really want another chance to light up some fireworks tonight for the holiday. I would've been more careful. Or get hurt trying.
Tifa: ('Sigh') Lea, if you wanted to learn how to properly light up fireworks, you could've ask us for tips and advice to begin with. We could've learned them altogether from one of Izzy's guide books.
Isabelle: She's right. (Happily Shows Lea Three Booklets in her Hand) I have a plenty of books and templates on every fireworks instructions to read from, just in case.
Samus: We even thought about convincing your family to lift you off the ban this year. But considering you wanna give all your big sises heart attacks earlier, 'fraid we have no choice to extend it a little while longer.
Moms: Yep./Uh-Huh/It's for the best, dear.
Lea: (Eyes Widened in Complete Disbelief After Hearing All That) Extend- (Groans While Lowering his Head Down in Misery) Why are you people doing this to me?
Aqua: (Gently Rubs Lea Hair) Because we love you so much, Lea. We don't want you to get yourself hurt and neither do they!
Lea: Neither who- NOOOOOOW!? (Eyes Widens in Horror Yet Again at the Sight of Seasalt Family Standing in Front him and the Moms, Glaring at Him)
Isa: Lea.
Lea: Uh- (Smiles Very Awkwardly at his Boyfriend) H-Hey, Isa....Kids....How's it....Shaking?
Samus: Shaking?
Lea: (Whispers to Samus) I'm terrified, alright!?
Isa: ('Sigh') You know, after a long, nice walk around this town while drinking a nice mug of coffee, on this fairly decent weather-
Roxas: Too hot!
Isa: Let me finish. I can safely say that I truly don't have it in to chastise you for your foolishness today.
Lea: You...You serious?
Isa: Yep. Crystal.
Lea: Huh. A strange turn of action coming from you of all people-
Isa: (Forms a Conniving Smirk on his Face as He Steos Behind Roxas and Xion) Which is why I'll let our kids do the work for me.
Lea: ('Sighs in Defeat') Annnnd there it is......
Roxas: (Sighs While Shaking his Head) Axel, Axel, Axel......(Turns to his Partner in Crime) What are we going to do with him, Xion?
Xion: You're guess is as good as mines, Roxas. (Turns to Lea) But what I DO know is that you are going to be in SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN WE GET BACK AT THE MANSION, YOUNG MAN!!
Lea: Hey, you're yelling at an adult here, young lady!
Xion: THEN START ACTING LIKE ONE!!
Peach: You tell him, sweetie!~
Lea: ('Ugh') God. This day can't get any worst from here, can't it?
Mini Fanfic #1361: Day Off For the Muffin Boy (Phoenix Wright)
5:52 p.m. at the O.G. Muffin's Manager's Office.....
....ky....ocky......Wockyyyyy.......WOCKY!
Wocky: (Immediately Wakes Up at his Own Desk He's Been Sitting on) I SWEAR I'LL GET THE PAPERWORK DONE RIGHT A- Huh? (Calms Himself Down Before Looking Around his Office) Where are the stack of paperwork? (Turns to a Well-Dressed Man with Short, Silver Hair and Glasses) Alberto?
Alberto: I took the liberties of sending the paperwork you filled out, to the district while you were asleep at the time and right before we miss our date due.
Wocky: ('Sighs in Relief') Thank God one of us here didn't forget. I owe you one, man.
Alberto: (Pushes his Glasses Up his Face a Little with One Finger) Think nothing of it. I'm happy to assist
'A-Hem'
Wocky: (Turns Over to See His Girlfriend, Trucy Wright, Standing Next to Alberto, Staring at Him With a Worried Frown on her Face) Oh! Hey, Truce! Don't know why I didn't see you there until now....
Trucy: Wocky, did work tire yourself out again today?
Wocky: Uhhh-
Alberto: It did. Immensely so than last time, I'm afraid.
Wocky: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah, what he said.
Flashback
Wocky: (On the Phone While Signing One of Paperwork) Listen, man, I'm just saying some of the news outlets can be way more shady if you just-
?????: (Casually Knocks on the Office Door) Hey uhh, boss?
Wocky: (Notices His Slightly Lazy Looking Employee Standing by his Office's Doorway) Hang on, I'll call you back, Klavier. (nds the Phone Call Before Looking Up at his Employee) What's up, Jerry?
Jerry: You have a customer-
?????: (Outside of the Office) I DEMAND for your manager to come out here, right THIS INSTANT!!
Jerry: .....Yelling for you out there.
Wocky: (SIghs While Facepalming Himself) It's a karen out there, isn't it?
Jerry: Yeah, a real stuck up at that. ('SIghs Heavily') They're such a drag....
Wocky: (Gets Up From his Swivel Chair) Drag is an understatement for those people. Come on (Walks Out of his Office with Jerry Following Behind)
Karen: (Starts Slamming her Hand onto a Nearby Bell) Manager! MANAGER!!
Wocky: (Quickly Makes his Way Onto the Employees' Side of the Counter With the Most Fakest Professional Smile he Could Muster) Is there a problem here, ma'am?
Karen: There certainly is a problem! (Pushes her Plate of Muffin Up in Front of Wocky in a Stuck Up Manner) I specifically ordered a diet version of a blueberry flavored muffin, NOT a regular one!
Wocky: Ma'am, the muffin you ordered here is low-fat. It's practically the equivalent of the "diet version" you're demanding for.
Karen: O-Oh...well....(Turns Away With her Arms Crossed) Y-You should have them be shown-off more often then!
Wocky: (Falters his Smile into a More Deadpinned Look) Really don't know how we could make it more obvious than having a picture of them borture, lady. (Raises an Eyebrow) You have read one of our bortures before, did you?
Karen: (Starts Getting Dumbfounded and Agitated) W-Well, I can't say for certain that i have....B-But make my muffin smaller than! I refuse to eat one that could put a few pounds back onto me!
Wocky: Again, they're low fat. ('Sighs in Defeat') But alright. If it's a smaller muffin you want.
Jerry: Already on, boss. (Walks into the Kitchen)
Wocky: (Calls Out to his Employee) Thanks, Jer! (Turns Back to the Rude Customer) Your miniature size muffin will be on it's way, ma'am.
Karen: (Simply Nodded) ('Hmph') As it should. I sure hope you'll be helping my fellow customers behind me after this. (Casually Shows Off a Long Line of Complaining Customers Behind Her)
Customer #2: My coffee's too hot!
Customer #5: My coffee's too cold!
Customer #11: I ordered my muffin two minutes ago, you know!?
Customer #15: Where the dang ol' bathroom around this place!?
Wocky: (Has String Urge to Faceplam Himself Again) This is definitely gonna be a long ass day for me........
End of Flashback
Wocky: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) And a long ass day it was! I swear those karens are the worst of the worst....
Trucy: Oh my poor muffin baby!~ (Walks Over and Hugs her Boyfriend) I told you you're in desperate need of a day or two off and by golly, you are going to get them!
Wocky: But Truc-
Trucy: Nah-ah-ah. No ifs, ands, and especially buts about it, mister. (Gently Cups Up Wocky's Face) Those bags has been appearing more and more on under those bright eyes of yours for long enough-
Alberto: Not to mention your stress level has been raising up lately.
Trucy: And your stress level has flowing through the roof right now as we speak! I refuse to stand by and let you suffer anymore. (Smiles Brightly) Luckily, you got yourself a wonderful, most loving girlfriend who is more than willing to take your place for the time being.
Wocky: Wait- (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Surprise) You're actually gonna take my place as manager?
Trucy: (Happily Nodded) Yep! As your manager wife~
Wocky: For two days.
Trucy: Three days actually. I'm feeling a little more confident than usual today~
Wocky: You?
Trucy: Me!~ (Steps Back a Bit....)
'Poof'
Trucy: (....And Has her Clothes Changed into a Yellow and Purple Fast Food Uniform While Striking her Usual Magical Pose) And this snazzy work outfit your parents was generous enough to let me have~
Wocky: (Eyes Widens in Awe at the Uniform Trucy's Now Wearing).....Damn you look gorgeous in that uniform~
Trucy: (Giggles Softly) Thank you!~ (Sits on the Edge of Wocky's Desk) You know I always look my very best to impress my fans on stage- (Gently Scratches Under Wocky's Chin) You especially, Wocky-Kins~ (GIves Wocky a Big Kiss on the Lips)
Wocky: (Chuckles Lightly While Blushing) Yeah~ (Immediately Comes Back to Reality) B-But hang on! You've never worked here before, babe. Shouldn't you learn about the ins and outs of this place right now, first?
Trucy: Oh, I have no need. Your mom, dad, and Al here has been teaching me all the ropes for a good while now, so I should be up to date.
Wocky: Huh. Neat. Also- (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) AL?
Trucy: (Giggles Softly) It's Alberto's nickname, silly!~ I came up with it not too long ago.
Alberto: I was skeptical about it at first, but it actually started growing on me quite a bit.
Trucy: See? He likes it~
Wocky: Also neat. (Forms a Seductive Smirk Towards Trucy) Followed by you, most of all, pf course~
Trucy: Really?~ (Smirks Back at her Wocky-Kins) Am I neat enough for you to receive another big kiss from yours truly this evening, Mr. Manager?~
Wocky: That and plenty more if you keep up the good work~
Trucy: Ohh goodie!~
The couple slowly leans in closer to one another for another kiss-
('Clears Throat')
....At least until Alberto successfully gives them his attention.
Alberto: As much as I tolerate seeing your romantic antics from time to time, I must ask you two to not make-out inside your work office, sir.
Trucy: (Frowns in Disappointment) Aww...But I want more kissy time!!~
Wocky: And the store has already been closed for a few minutes now! Can't you just let it slide, just that once?
Alberto: (Simply Shakes his Head) I'm afraid I can't, sir. You're supposed to be setting an example for your parents and every representative to our company, as manager. Doing your...."Kissy Time" inside the office would easily paint a bad image, even more so considering there is a camera inside here. (Points the Couple to a White Camera Hanging Up on the Ceiling)
Wocky: Crap. I forgot we had that in here. ('Sighs in Defeat') So much for being a tad bit daring.....
Trucy: Well, we can't go back to my place. Daddy and the others has been working hard for their latest case this week, so they've been staying in the office for a time being.
Wocky: (That would explain why I haven't heard from Pollo all day.) ('Sigh') Alright, back to my place it is then. Good thing, too. My ma's cookin' dinner tonight.
Trucy: ('Gasps') Really?~ (Happily Claps her Hands) I hope she makes steak and potatoes squares like last time!~ They're suuuuper yummy!~
Alberto: A refined choice, but I much prefer to have her famous Japanese Curry, with Yakotori stick on the side.
Trucy: Oh my gosh, yeeeeesss!!~ That would be an incredible dinner to have for sure!~
Wocky: (Excited Already) Well, we can't waste our time coop up in here forever, let's leave this joint already!
The Next Day........
Wocky: (Now Seen Walking Out on the Sidewalks) ('Sigh') My very first day of being off and I don't have a single clue what to do to pass the time. I could just head back home and chill for a while...('Sigh') But then I'd be staying there all day and make Trucy sad and disappointed. I miss my manager wife~ (Scoffs While Putting on a Deadpinned Look) Great, now she got me saying i- Oof!
Wocky suddenly gets knocked down onto the ground by some big guy he walked by without warning.
Wocky: (Groans a Bit While Rubbing the Side of his Head) ('Ugh') Damnit.
??????: Hey, you okay down there, pal?
Wocky: ('Sigh') Yeah. (Starts Opening his Eyes) Sorry, I should've watched where I was- (Eyes Widened a Little at the Two Familiar Faces Smiling Down at Him) Going? (Sees a Bigger Hand Holding Out For Him)
??????: (Helps Get Wocky Back Up on his Feet) Nah, don't sweat it, pal. (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) That tends to happen to me a lot these days.
??????: (Happily Nodded) It's true. (Gently Pats on her Husband's Stomach) You'd be surprised by how durable my sweet Gummy-Bear is~
Gumshoe: (Chuckles Lightly as He Points at his Wife Next to Him) And you definitely gotta see how strong Maggey is, pal, she's incredible!~
Maggey: (Hugs her Husband While Giving the Most Loving Look in her Eyes) I'm only like this because you've always give me the strength I need to better myself, just by being in here in my life~
Gumshoe: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) D'aww Maggs~ You know I feel the exact same about you to, right?~
Maggey: Every single day!~ (Starts Kissing Gumshoe on the Lips)
Wocky: Hey, I think I recognize you guys! You're one of Trucy's aunts and uncles, from that Christmas Party months ago, aren't you?
Gumshoe: Something like that, pal.
Maggey: We're mostly her godparents if anything. (Proudly Salutes to Wocky) Dick & Maggey Gumshoe, at your service, sir!
Gumshoe: (Snickers a Bit) Maggey, you're not working under the law anymore, remember?
Maggey: Oh- (Giggles a Bit Herself) Right. Force a habit there...(Eyes Begins to Widened a Bit at Wocky Before Adjusting her Glasses a Bit) Hey, we recognize you too. (Smiles Brightly) You're the sweet Muffin Boi Trucy's dating, aren't you?~
Wocky: Yeah, I- (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Wait, Muffin Boi?
Gumshoe: (Shrugs) It's what that Larry guy called ya, isn't it?
Wocky: ('Tch') (Of course that bum would call me by that stupid ass nickname....) To him maybe, but my actual name is Wocky Kitaki. (Starts Blushing a Bit) Though if I'm being honest here, Truce would usually call me by Wocky-Kins and some occasions her and my folks would call me...('Sigh') Their Munchkin.....
Maggey: (Let's Out a Happy Sounding Gasps While Clasping her Hands Together) Awwww!~ They both sound so adorable!~ I honestly can't choose which I like more!~
Gumshoe: (Chuckles Lightly) They both sound a lot better than "Muffin Boi", that's for sure!
Wocky: (Hell, anything is better than Muffin Boi in my eyes. Even Delinquent)
Gumshoe: Anyways, what brings you out here in the neck of the city, pal? A day off?
Wocky: The first of the three days off actually. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) I'm trying to figure out where to go and what to do, at the moment. What about you guys?
Gumshoe: Mags and I are heading to this brand new spa place, a few miles across the street from here, for our very first day off today. (Suddenly Somes Up with an Idea) Say, how about coming along with us, pal!
Maggey: (Turns to her Husband with a Smile) Gummy, that's a wonderful idea!~
Wocky: Oh, you sure that's alright with you guys? I don't wanna get in the way or anythin'
Maggey: (Turns Back to Wocky Before Shaking her Head) Nonsense, you won't get in the way at all, we promise.
Gumshoe: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah, just think as this as spending some quality time with two of your pals for the day, if you want us be your pals that is.
Wocky: (Simply Nodded) Sure. You two seems like good enough people already- Oof! (Suddenly Gets Hugged by The Happily Married Couple)
Gumshoe: Then it's all settled then!
Maggey: Operation Spa Day Between Three Newly Formed Pals is officially ready to commence!~
Wocky: Sweet. I'm in need of a good back massage. It's been killin' me like a motherf- Trucker for the longest time now. (Starts Walking Away with His Two New Companions)
Gumshoe: Oh, you are gonna love what we have in store for all three of us, pal, trust and believe.
Wocky: Hm. I'll be the judge of that.
Few Minutes Later in the Brand New Harlem's Paradise Spa........
Wocky: (Seen Enjoying his First Ever Back Massage While Letting the Most Relaxed Sounding Moan He Ever Made in his Life)
Maggey: (Giggles Softly While Also Having a Back Massage Alongside him and Gumshoe) Having a good time already over there, Wocky?~
Wocky: Ohhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeah~
Gumshoe: (Chuckles Lightly) Told ya he would love ir~
Maggey: Exactly. This would for sure, help get rid that nasty stress off his- (Starts Getting the Chopping Treatment For Her Back, Enjoying It in an Instant) Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack~
Gumshoe: When you're right, you're right- (Receives the Chopping Treatment as Well) Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal~
An Hour and a Half Later at the Manicure Section..........
Wocky: (Now Seen Wearing a White Towel Like Robe and Two Sliced Cucumbers Over his Eyes as He's Getting his Nails Done Alongside the Gumshoes) Hm. I can see why you guys like this whole manicure stuff, this is nice.
Employee: (Smiles Softly at Wocky) We're glad that you are enjoying our service thus far, sir. And can I just say the yellow and purple polishes on each of your finger amd toe nails totes looks cute on you~
Maggey: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) I agree. It matches the color schemes of your workplace very well, Wocky.
Wocky: Thanks. Believe it or not, Truce painted them on me a few nights ago, said that it captures my pride and hard work in the muffin shop. Little too deep of an analogy for my likin', but I am startin' to warm up to these color choice a little bit.
Gumshoe: Glad to hear it, pal. That girl's pretty good when it comes to picking out nail polish colors. Years ago, when Maggey and I first babysat her, she colored my nails dark green and black. (Forms a Proud Grin on his Face) It supposed to represent all the years of my time as a detective veteran.
Maggey: And she painted minutes blue, indigo, and red in that specific order, representing my sense of justice and perseverance! It was very sweet and clever of her to pick those colors out for our best qualities in life.
Gumshoe: Hey, speaking of which- (Turns to Wocky) You said she's been taking over your place as manager today?
Wocky: (Turns to Gumshoe on his Left) Yep and two more after that. I know she's capable and all- ('Sigh') But I'm still hopin' that shop doesn't give her too much trouble and stress like it did to me.
Gumshoe: (Gives Wocky a Reassuring Smile) Nah, I wouldn't worry about her at all, pal.
Maggey: Gummy's right. She's still as tough-hearted as she was back when she was seven. She'll make it through just fine.
Meanwhile at the O.G. Muffins........
Customers: (Casually Taking with One Another While Enjoying the Muffins They Ordered)
Alberto: (Seen Standing Behind the Counter With Trucy) I must say, Trucy, you've been doing quite well managing this shop so far, on your first day.
Trucy: (Happily and Properly Bows Her Upper Body Towards Alberto) Why, thank you, Al!~ Someone's gotta keep the place running while her cute munchkin of a man is out enjoying his first day of vacation. (Turns Over to the Two Employees) You boys did an incredible job getting this place nice and clean before the shop opens. (Gives the Duo a Thumbs Up) Keep up the good work!~
Tony: (Happily Gives Trucy a Thumbs Up Back While Making Some More Muffins with Jerry) Will do, Ms. Boss.
Jerry: Yeah, thanks, Lady Boss.
Trucy: Oh!~ (Giggles Softly) Ms. Boss and Lady Boss?~ I don't know which one I like more. (Places her Hands onto Both of her Cheeks While Blushing) It'll make my day even brighter if my Wocky-Kins calls me either one down the line!~
Alberto: (Forms a Small Smile on his Face) I'm sure he'll call you that sooner than you think-
?????: (Angrily Slamming the Counter's Bell) EXCUSE ME!! BOTH OF YOU!!
Alberto: (Turns Over to the Source of the Sudden Bell Ringing) What is the meaning of- (Sighs While Facepalming Himself The Very Moment He Took One Look at the Familiar Woman's Face) God, not you again.....
Karen: (Forms a Snooty, Stuck-Up Look on her Face) Yes, it's me, Karen, here to file yet another complaint.
Alberto: ..........Joy.
Trucy: Don't worry, Al, I got this. (Turns to the Customer with a Bright, Proper Smile) Good afternoon, ma'am, I am the Manager Wife, Trucy!~ Is there happen to be a problem here?
Karen: You better believe there is! Like yesterday, I specifically asked for a diet version of a blueberry flavored muffin and once again, my disappointment has become immeasurable beyond relief!
Trucy: I seeeee....Question though, do you have any interest in reading one of our well made bortures-
Karen: No.
Trucy: (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Confusion) You sure? It perfectly describes the difference between a regular muffin and a low fat/diet one-
Karen: I said I haven't read one and I never will! All I demand is a hefty amount of refund right this instant!!
Trucy: (Grabs her Chin While Examines the Muffin in Front) Hmmmm....Well the muffin did cost six dollars after all. (Casually Shrugs) A shame we can't refund one that's already been bitten off, I'm afraid.
Karen: Yes, well- (Eyes Begins to Widened) Wait what?
Alberto: (Raises an Eyebrow at Karen) Bitten off, you say?
Trucy: It's the truth. It's a tiny bite- (Forms a Sly Smirk on her Face) But not tiny enough to be completely unnoticeable~
Alberto: (Uses a Magnifying Glass to Examine the Muffin Closely) ......Well, I'll be damned. She's right.
Karen: (Let's Out a Surprised Gasps Before Turning Away with her Arms Crossed) W-W-Well, excuse me if I wanted to give it a tiny taste test......
Trucy: More than you wanted that refund?
Karen: ('Ugh') Forget it! That "Low-Fat" Muffin of yours did not live up to expectations and that's FINAL!!
Trucy: You know, you're more than welcome to have a mini muffin if you like.
Karen: ('Scoffs') And be dissatisfied once more, I'll pass.
Trucy: (Points the Middle Aged Lady Up to the Menu Above Them) Then you should check out what else we got on our menu above.
Karen: (Raises an Eyebrow at Trucy) And if I refuse?
Trucy: (Puts on a More Deadpinned Look as Now She Points her to the Door of the Store) Then the exit is right that a way, ma'am. You're clearly wasting ours and the other people in line with your constant whining.
Someone in the Line: Order something or leave, Karen!!
Everyone Else in the Line: YEAH!!
Alberto: Seems the people have spoken.
Trucy: Yep. You don't have to go home, but you definitely can't stay here.
Everyone in the Shop: I KNOOOW WHO I'M-
Karen: SHUT IT! (Stomps her Way to the Door) I'm through wasting more of my time here! (Tales One More Look at Everyone Before Angrily Shaking her Fist Up) You won't act so high and mighty once I give you a bad review online!!
Trucy: (Happily Waves Goodbye at the Stuck-Up Customer) Don't care, byeeeeeee!~
Karen growls in even more frustration before finally storming out of the restaurant. This, in turn, prompts everyone in the store to cheer in rejoice.
Alberto: (Turns Back to Trucy with an Impressed Smile on hus Face) Remarkable. You handled that lady with such grace and professionalism.
Trucy: (Smiles Brightly at Alberto) Thanks!~ Daddy always did say the best way to handle rude customers and clients is to take them down a peg or two with a smile. (Crosses her Arms While Pouting a Bit) Matbe that'll teach that rude lady for stressing out my man yesterday.
Alberto: It won't, but let's hope and pray that she doesn't come back after this.
Trucy: Good idea, but first....(Turns her Attention to Everyone Still Present Inside the Restaurant, Showing Off Pink Colored Muffins on a Metal Tray) Which one of you lovely people wants to try out our latest and tastiest Magical Muffin? On the house!~
Everyone cheers once again in a much greater rejoice.
Back at the Harlem's Paradise Spa: The Steam Room.......
Wocky/Gumshoe: (Let's Out Their Respective Relaxed Sounding Sighs as They're Sitting Inside the Room Together)
Gumshoe: Now THIS is what I call a true essence of paradise, pal~
Wocky: This entire spa is livin' up to it's paradise name and then some~ (Turns to Gumshoe) Thanks again for inviting me here, Detective, this is nice~
Gumshoe: (Smiles Brightly) No problem, bud. But please, feel free to call me Dick or Gumshoe anytime you want.
Wocky: Hm. Gumshoe it is then. Here's hopin' come back to this place again someday, am I right?
Gumshoe: You bet! Lemme tell ya, this was definitely the place I needed to help put my mind at ease, especially after receiving that bad news a few days ago.
Wocky: (Frowns a Bit) Bad news?
Gumshoe: (Sighs Heavily While Frowning) Yeeup. A really dowzy that one was, I'll tell you what..... (Smiles Sheepishly and Sadly) B-But I bet you don't wanna hear me yammer on about the whole thing, pal, it's.....pretty sad to say the least.
Wocky: (Shrugs) Yammer away, big guy. I don't mind listenin'.
Gumshoe: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) Alright, don't say I didn't warn you, pal.....(Sighs Again Before Making a Single Clap of his Hands in Front of his Face) Okay, so, Maggs and I have been together for a good while: love at first sight in the line of duty, having tiny, roasted weenies dates every chance we get, and helping each other out whenever one of us gets into a jam until eventually....We got married, happier as we can be. Since then, we both been dreaming about having a family of our own someday- (Chuckles a Bit) Maggs especially. That poor girl always tears up whenever she sees a wholesome family, spending time together and I'd always ended up comforting her afterwards.
Wocky: (Snickers a Bit) With how loving and good nature you two are, I can already imagine you being one of the best parents around.
Gumshoe: (Heart Begins to Melt a Bit) Thanks, pal. You see, I believed in that too, so one night, I suggested we finally have one of our very own to love and cherish and before I knew it, we....practically got to work from there. That red plus sign on that pregnancy test the next morning, was the happiest we both been in a really long time. So, three and a half weeks later, came around and we arrived at the doctor to check the baby's pulse and everything, but....(Starts Frowning Again) Well......
Wocky: What happened?
Gumshoe: The doctor tries searching for it's pulse for a couple of minutes and found nothing. Maggey....She.....('Sighs Heavily') She had a miscarriage that day......
Wocky: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock) Oh god......I'm.....really sorry you two had to go through, man.
Gumshoe: (Puts on a Sad Smile) Thanks, pal. ('Sniff') (Starts Tearing Up) It's nice....Hearing that from you.....('Sniff') Really.....
Wocky: Gumshoe?
Gumshoe: (Turns Away a Bit to Try Wiping the Tears Away) S-Sorry about that, pal! It's just...('Sniff') We both been dealing a bad hand when luck gets involved, for so long....('Sniff') I honestly thought this miracle we thought were going to have, would change it all around for the better, but....('Sniff') I guess lady luck had other plans that day, am I right? (Chuckles Wetly Before Sobbing a Bit) R-Right?
Wocky: (Let's Out a Sigh of his Pen Before Placing a Hand on Gumshoe's Shoulder) Listen, I'm not knowledgeable when it comes to anything pregnancy related, but what I do know that this kinda thing isn't Maggey or your fault at all. You shouldn't bet yourself up over it.
Gumshoe: Yeah....('Sniff') Y-You're right. One hundred percent. It just- ('Sniff') So hard, you know?
Wocky: Hey man, I get it. Life can be a real pain in the neck to get through at times, but you can't let this sad, unexpected event in your lives, get to you forever. You gotta find yourselves a work-around that could benefit you two in the long run. (Suddenly Came Up with an Idea in his Head) How does adoption sound?
Gumshoe: Adoption.....(Starts Smiling Again) Hey, yeah! I remember there was one somewhere in this city! (Sighs While Frowning Again) It's probably gonna cost a fortune to get to the paperwork process though....
Wocky: If that's the case, then I'll help pay the expenses alongside with you guys.
Gumshoe: You'd.....(Eyes Slowly Widens at Wocky) Really do that for us?
Wocky: (Simply Nodded) I would, yeah. If there's anyone who deserves to be happy, family life, it's definitely you two- Yah! (Gets Pulled into a Tight Hug)
Gumshoe: ('Sniff') Thank you, Wocky- ('Sniff') You're starting to become the best pal a married couple like Maggs and I could ever asked for right now.....
Wocky: (Winces a Bit) No problem....Happy to help.
Few Minutes Later in the Main Desk Entrance......
Gumshoe: Maggey! Maggeyyy!!
Maggey: (Turns to See her Two Boys, Now Fully Clothed Again, Sprinting Over to Her Before Happily Waving at Them) Hiya, boys!~ Did you two had a good time in the steam house?
Gumshoe: You know it! Hope you had fun in the hot springs too?
Maggey: Oh Gummy, it's amazing~ The most peaceful relaxing spot I've been to yet~
Gumshoe: That's great, hon, and I have something even greater to tell ya!
Maggey: (Tilts her Head a Bit in Curiosity) Greater?
Gumshoe: Yep! I know the news has been a hard pill to swallow for the both of us lately...
Maggey: (Sighs While Frowning) Tell me about it. It's so hard not to think about it. How our lives as parents....(Starts Tearing Up a Bit) ('Sniff') How our baby could've been and look like.........
Gumshoe: ('Sigh') Yeah.....It's been hard for me too. (Starts Smiling Again) But we can't give this dream up yet, not when our new pal, Wocky, came up with another option for us to try.
Maggey: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Genuine Surprise) Another option? (Turns To her New Pal in Question) Wocky? Is this true?
Wocky: Yeah. If you're up for it, then I suggested you guys to try finding any adoption places they in the city and start the process from there. Find a kid that needs all the love and care he or she deserves for years down the line, and if the expenses get more pricy down the line, then I'll help pay them off with you guys the best I can.
Maggey: (Genuinely Couldn't Believe What She's Hearing Right Now) Y-You....You'd go out of your way to do this for us? (Starts Tearing Up Some More Before Shaking her Head) No....Y-You don't have to- Really!
Wocky: (Shrugs) I know, but I want to either way. And like I told your husband back in the steam house, you two deserve to have a good life being parents and junk, no matter how much all that bad luck crap try screwing you over. Sounds like a good enough pla- Oof! (Suddenly Gets Hugged by a Crying Maggey)
Maggey: Yes, yes, yehes!~ Thank yoooou!~ ('Sniff Sniff') You are such a sweet, generous young man, Wocky Kitaki!~
Gumshoe: (Immediately Joins in on the Hugfest in Tears) I know, right!?~ This is our very first time meeting each other and he already helping us out big time!? Who even does that, pal!?
Wocky: (Shrugs Once Again) Someone who wants to help out maybe? You two are good people, I like having you around as company so far....( Turbs Away While Blushing a Bit) And i.....kinda want us to hangout and do this sort of thing again some, if it's no trouble-
Gumshoe/Maggey: OF COURSE IT ISN'T A PROBLEM, PAAAAL!~
Gumshoe: Just say the word and we'll be out going to any places we can choose from! Only when we're available though.
Maggey: But if there is anything and I mean ANYTHING, you need help on or need to talk about, please don't hesitate to call either Gummy and I, okay!?~ ('Sniff') Crap!
Wocky: What? What's wrong?
Maggey: I just remembered- (Starts Tearing Up Some More) I forgot my phone at home!~
Gumshoe: Damnit, so did I!
Wocky: (Wince a Bit in Pain Again) ('Ugh') Enough already! I can just write my number out and give it to you crybabies before we leave.
Maggey/Gumshoe: (Look at Each Other and Whimpers For a Few Seconds Before Hugging Wocky Even Tighter) THANK YOOOOOU!~ (Continues Crying From There)
Wocky: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah.....(Smiles a Bit) It's no problem.
Later That Evening, Back at the O.G. Muffins......
'Store Door Opens'
Wocky: (Walks into the Restaurant with Gumshoe and Maggey Following Behind Him) Guess who's back? Back again?
Trucy: (Smiles Brightly at her Boyfriend) Welcome back, honeybu- (Suddenly Let's Out a Loud Gasps) Uncle Gumshoe! (Happily Rushes Over to her Godparents) Aunt Maggey!~
Gumshoe/Maggey: (Happily Waves Hello at Their God-Daughter) Hiii Trucy!~
Trucy: (Hugs The Married Couple Lovingly) Hii~ It's been so long!~ (Pulls Away) What brings you here in the neck of this city?
Gumshoe: Ohh nothing too crazy! (Wraps his Arm Around Wocky's Shoulder) Just had the best spa day with our newest pal here.
Maggey: (Hugs Wocky Once More) You got yourself such sweetheart for a boyfriend here, Truce~
Trucy: (Giggles Softly) Of course I do~ (Playfully Pokes on Wocky's Cheek) He's loving, handsome Munchkin after all~ (Kisses Wocky on the Lips) I'm so glad you had yourself a good time with them today.
Wocky: (Smiles Brightly) Appreciate it, babe. Hope the shop didn't drive ya too crazy all day.
Trucy: Nah! (Smiles Brightly) It was an honest, good day on me amd our team's end.
Alberto: (Walks Out of the Stand) It's true, sir. She watched over this establishment with great ease that she barely needed any of our assistance.
Trucy: I even kicked out that Karen lady earlier!~
Wocky: (Forms a Proud Grin on his Face) Niiice! I knew you could do it.
Trucy: (Happily Does a Proper Bow) Your confidence in me is very much appreciated, my dear~ You guys want any leftover Magical Muffins I've made today? It's sugar-free~
Wocky: Sure.
Gumshoe: (Smiles Brightly) Hey, if the treats free, then it's good enough for me, pal!
Maggey: (Raises her Hand) I'd also like one as well please!
Trucy: Okay, but try not to eat too much, Auntie. Gotta keep you-know-what healthy in there~ (Winks at Maggey)
Maggey: Y-Yeah, about that. Gummy and I went to the doctor's a few days ago, he tried finding his or her pulse and....(Lowers her Head Down in Somber) Well.....
Trucy: (Gasps the Very Moment She Understanding What Maggey was Insinuating To) Oh no.....I'm so sorry, Auntie Maggey.
Maggey: Thanks, Truce. (Looks Back Up at Trucy with a Hopeful Smile on her Face) But you don't need to worry now. Wocky suggested we should trying making a adoption someday.
Wocky: And I'll help pay the expenses alongside with him.
Trucy: (Has Complete Determined in her Face) Then you can count me in on this too! You two deserve to have a family of your own to form and look after! Plus....(Forms the Sweetest Smile Possible) It'd be nice to finally be the big sis for a change, you know?
Maggey: (Turns to her Husband) Gummy, are you hearing this? (Starts Tearing Up Yet Again) ('Sniff') Our own god-baby wants to help too~
Gumshoe: (Tears Up as Well) Yeah- ('Sniff') That Phoenix Wright- ('Sigh') He really did raised an magic angel, pal!~
Maggey: I knoooooooow!~ (Bursts Out Crying While Hugging onto Wocky Again Alongside Gumshoe)
Wocky: (Sighs While Having a Deadpinned Look on his Face) It took me walking them back fifteen miles to here to get them to stop crying and they're back at it again. (Scoffs Before Turning Back to his Girlfriend) Can you believe this, Trucy?
'Sniff' 'Sniff'
Wocky: Truce?
Trucy: Ohh Wocky!~ (Joins in on the Wocky Hugfest with Tears Falling Down her Eyes) I really want my god parents to be actual parents so bad!!~
Wocky: (Gives Trucy a More Reassuring Look) They will, babe. It's definitely gonna be a while, but we'll help them see this through. (Gives Trucy a Kiss on the Forehead Before Turning his Head Over to his Assistant Manager) Yo, Al! You think you could step up a table and those magic muffins for the five of us here?
Alberto: Yes, pf cou- Wait. Five?
Wocky: Yeah, man, you included. I mean, you gotta at least be hungry by now, right?
Alberto: ('Sigh') I suppose a bite or two wouldn't hurt. (Bows his Upper Body Down to his Boss) Thank you, sir.
Wocky: You're welcome. But uhh....You mind hurrying up a bit? I think this group hug is startin' to get me teary eyed myself right now, it's gonna suck.
Mini Fanfic #1360: Drift Away in Memories (SSBU X Star Fox)
7:03 p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Outdoor Porch.......
Fox: (Sitting on a Chair Humming to a Song Currently Playing on his Phone He's Holding on his Lap)
Banjo: (Happily Waves at Fox as He Approaches Up the Steps) Hiya, Fox!
Fox: (Casually Waves Back) Hey Banjo. Just came back from the Coin Store?
Banjo: Ya know it! Gotta get a bag of that new Flaming Hot Terangos Chips Kazooie been askin' for earlier today.
Fox: She really has a knack for eating any spicy these days, has she?
Banjo: Oh yeah, big time. (Chuckles a Bit).'Handles them a whole lot better than I ever could, that's for sure- Hm? (Starts Hearing Something Familiar Playing From Fox's Phone)
Phone: Give me the beat, boys and free my soul!~ I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away~
Banjo: Heyyyy.....(Smiles Brightly) Now, is that lovely tune is what I think you're playing right now?~
Fox: You guessed right. I take it you're a fan of "Drift Away" too?
Banjo: You bet! (Takes a Seat on Another Chair Right Next to Fox's) It's been one of my personal favorite songs to listen to since the day my pa first sang it to me and throughout my childhood.
Fox: Huh. Same applies to me too oddly enough.
Banjo: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) Really now?
Fox: It's true. When i was little, my father, James, would always to sing it to me: whenever I woke up from bad dreams, help boost my confidence to the school and...basically the outside world for that matter- (Chuckles Lightly) He even recorded a video of himself and Peppy jamming out to the whole thing in a Karaoke Bar, for me and Lucy to watch whenever they're away on their missions.
Banjo: (Chuckles Some More) Boy...I wished we had these fancy Karaoke Bar all those years back. Instead, my pa would always sing that soothing harmony everywhere he goes on his trusty banjo until the day he teaches me every note. (Looks Up at the Skies) It was one of the best things he ever taught me before his passin', I'll tell what.
Fox: Passing?
Banjo: (Eyes Widened Once Again by What He Just Blurted Out) Oh! Right- I uh....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head While Chuckling a Bit Awkwardly) Should've said it beforehand, but when Tootie was two, ma and pa went out to gather up more food and.....(Head Slowly Moving Downward, Frowning Somberly) Never came back since. It wasn't long before I caught wind that they were both killed on impact from a massive flood storm, midway through the forest....
Fox: (Places his Hand onto Banjo's Shoulder) You have my condolences.
Banjo: (Turns to Fox and Stares at Him For a Brief Second Before Smiling Again) Thanks, Fox. (Uses his Arm to Wipe a Few Tears Off his Eyes) ('Sniff') As sad as that day was, someone gotta keep watching the house they worked so hard to built together. So I grew up and took care of Tootie all on my own from there, with Kazooie's help shortly after, of course.
Fox: How's Tootie been doing anyways?
Banjo: Oh she's been doin' great! She enrolled herself into one of those super intelligent academies for a good while now and has been in the top of her class ever since.
Banjo shows Fox a couple of pictures his little sister sent to Him on his phone as of recent. All the A's she earned, fun events she and a few of the new friends she made, participated, and etc.
Banjo: Even form her very own science club and everythin'! Pretty neat, huh?
Fox: (Smiles Brightly) That's incredible, Banjo. You raised yourself a little genius.
Banjo: (Chuckles Lightly) Nah. Tootie became a genius all on her own. I just did whatever I can to help her, whenever she needs it. It's what our folks would've done if they were still here.
Fox: Taking up the responsibility of raising your little sister for this long, especially after the tragic loss of your parents that day, is an accomplishment in my book. I really think this is something you should be proud of yourself for, man.
Banjo: Yeah.....(Smiles Back at Fox) I reckon you're right!
The song begins to fade from Fox's phone.
Banjo: (Frowns a Bit) D'ohh it's over already?
Fox: Nah, don't worry. I have it on repeat.
The song starts back up again.
Fox: See?
Banjo: (Happily Gives Fox a Finger Gun) Nice. But yeah, you're definitely right about being more proud of myself and all. Just like how I think you should be proud of how far you've gotten with your Star Fox career!
Fox: (Chuckles Lightly) Believe you and me, pal, I've been doing plenty of that already. (Sighs While Looking Up at the Now, Slowly Sun Setting) Though to tell you the truth, I do hope my dad's still does, all these years later though....
Banjo: What was your dad like, Fox?
Fox: (Forms a Fond Like Smile) Only the coolest dad anyone in the Lylat System could ever asked for. He was clever, daring, cool and collective, blunt, carefree went wants to be, strict when he needs to be-
Banjo: Like Peppy?
Fox: (Chuckles Some More) Oho no! He had nothing on Pep when it comes to that category alone. Trust me. But the one, most important thing my father was to me and almost everyone he meets and looks up to, was inspirational. He'd always have the right words to say and even did a few set of actions to help lift people's spirits up from the ground without fail. Even when the odds were against or overwhelms him and his favors at most, he still find away to blast through 'em without any hint of hesitation whatsoever.
Banjo: (Incredibly Intrigued Already) Figuratively and Literally?
Fox: (Simply Nodded) Figuratively and Literally. That's my dad for you. It was all the more reason why I looked up to him so much when I was a kid, I started walking, talking, even dressing up like him the best I knew how. It was only when I grew older and the news about his death was spread out like wildfire, that I decided to form the Star Fox team with Peppy, and the fellas, and try living up to the legacy he left behind ever since, but in my own way.
Banjo: I respect that. It's always good to be your own man as you keep growing.
Fox: My thoughts exactly. Dad was great, but I could never be the man he was, even if we do kinda look like twins.
Banjo: ('Gasps') Wait, is that why you don't wear sunglasses all that much!?
Fox: (Starts Moving his Hand Around a Bit) Ehhh sort of....Not exactly. I don't usually have any reason to wear one myself, besides looking cool for the camera. You won't see me wearing my old man's shades anytime soon, that's for sure. (Turns to Banjo) I think you would look great I them though.
Banjo: (Points at Himself) Who me?
Fox: (Happily Nodded)
Banjo: (Quickly Shakes his Head) Oh nonono! I am nowhere near as worthy of wearing those legendary shades wore by a legendary pilot, no sir!
Fox: (Starts Snickering a Bit) Banjo, those shades used to costed like what? Thirty-four dollars? I could buy you the exact replica myself, no problem.
Banjo: (Eyes Widens With Excitement) You would!?
Fox: Of course. On your birthday.
Banjo: (Smiles Falters into a Frown) D'oooh! But that'll be few months away!
Fox: It's not too long. Come on, you could wait by then, can you?
Banjo: ('Sighs in Defeat') I'll try. For the Shades.
Fox: (Gently Pats on Banjo's Back) Atta boy, Banjo.
Phone: And when my mind is freeee!~ You know your melody can move meee!~ And when I'm feelin' bluuuue!~ The guitars come through to soothe meeeee!~
Fox: (Starts Shivering a Bit in Enjoyment of the Song) Chills in my spine. Right there.
Banjo: (Went Back to Smiling Again) Don't I know it! Third verse is great!
Fox: This whole song is great! It got me through a whole lot over the years: the good, bad, ugly, and especially the emotional.
Banjo: Ohh it gets REAL good when they get you in the feels, whenever you're in the emotional state.
Fox: Right!? Like, I've listen to song throughout my whole life and it never ONCE failed to put a smile on my face-
Banjo: It does make me smile big now.
Fox: Put my mind back in ease-
Banjo: An ease mind is always better than a complete stressed one.
Fox: Or even slap me outta whatever kind of stupid, self-sabotage bullshit I kept getting myself into on occasion!
Banjo: A song that could get your head back in the game is the best song in the whole globe, if ya ask me.
Fox: E-Xac-tly! It's more than just a nice melody about having great, fond memories being drifted away by the power of rock n' roll, it's also a stressed reliever, real feel-good song to listen to wherever you want, an inspirational tune that helps people better themselves for years to come, just like it helped it the both of us-
Banjo: Especially through the hard times.
Fox: Yeah, yeah! It's incredible song and.....(Starts Tearing Up a Bit) I'm- ('Sniff') Really glad it exist at all- ('Sniff') You know?
Banjo: (Tearing Up Already) ('Sniff') Me too~
The two friends shares a hug together for only a few seconds before letting go for now.
Banjo: (Starts Chuckling a Bit) Okay, this is getting a little sad right now, don'tcha think?
Fox: (Chuckles as Well While Wiping the Tears Away) Yeah, it's way too sappy for my liking. We should probably try and change subjects to help us calm down a bit.
Banjo: We could do that....Oooooor-(Starts Whispering the Idea into Fox's Ear)
Fox: (Eyes Begins to Widened and Sparkle Upon Listening to Banjo's Idea) Banjo, bring that banjo of yours, out here. Pronto.
Banjo: Yes, sir!
Few Minutes Later ........
Fox/Banjo: (Singing Their Favorite Song Together) Give me the beat, boys and free my soul!~ I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away~
Banjo: (Playing his Golden Banjo the Whole Time)
Fox/Banjo: Give me the beat, boys and free my soul!~ I wanna get lost in your rock n' roll and drift away~
Fox: YEEEEEAHEEEAAH!~ Won't you take me!?~
'Mad Banjo Strumming Action'
Fox: Won't you take meeee?~
Banjo: I wanna drift awayyy~
'Banjo Strumming'
Banjo: Won't you take me awayyy~
Fox: I wanna drift awayyy!~
Fox: I wanna drift awayy!~
'Banjo Strumming'
Fox: Take us home!~
Banjo: Let us drift awayyy~
Fox: Won't you take me awayyyyyyheyayyhey~
Banjo plays the last few notes of the song slowly before it all fades into completion.
Fox: (Starts Panting a Bit Along with Banjo, Before Using his Arm to Wipe the Sweat Off his Forehead) ('Phew') We did it. (Starts Chuckling Triumphantly While Facing Banjo) We just sang our asses with that song!
Banjo: (Happily Nodded to Fox in Agreement) Yep! We did all of that in our first try too!
??????: WOOOOOOOOOOO!~
The two performers turns over and sees a happily clapping Krystal, a smirking Kazooie, and a softly crying Peppy standing by the opened doorway.
Krystal: Encore!~ Encooore!~
Kazooie: So this is what you boys been doing out here!~ Really loved the banjo solo you did there, babe~ (Winks at her Boyfriend)
Banjo: (Chuckles Bashfully) Thank you, honey~ Oh! Uh- (Picks Up kazooie's Bag of Chips Before Tossing it to Her) I got the chips you were looking for! (Rubs the Back of his Head While Smiling Sheepishly) Sorry it took this long to give it to ya...
Kazooie: (Catches the Chips with Ease Before Shrugging a Bit) You two were having a heart to heart, right? So it's fine. (Opens the Bag and Starts Getting her Chips) But you definitely owe me a cuddle session after this, bucko~
Krystal: (Quickly Raises her Hand Up) I want us to share a cuddle session as well, Fox!~ I know how painful this holiday must've been for you to endure over the years, and I wanna help make you feel better.
Fox: (Shrugs) It hasn't been that too bad for me in recent years- (Smiles Softly at his Girlfriend) But I really appreciate you looking out for me, hon~
Krystal: (Smiles Back at Fox) Always~ (Blows a Kiss at Her Love)
Fox: (Turns to his Mentor) You feeling alright over there, Pep?
Peppy: Yeah- ('Sniff') (Takes his Glasses Off While Using his Tissue to Whip the Tears Away) Just calming down after being moved by that wonderful performance you boys put together. You're-
Fox: (Snickers a Bit) Let me guess: Becoming more like my father?
Peppy: (Happily Shakes his Head) No. You're becoming more into your own man. I'm so proud of you, son.
Fox: (Heart Begins to Melt as Tears Starts Building Up Again) ('Sniff') Damn. ('Sniff') Not another waterworks!
Krystal: (Spread her Arms Wide Open) Come to me, darling!!~
Fox rushes over to hug Krystal before crying softly in her arms.
Krystal: (Gently Rock Both Herself and Fox) That is~ Let it all put, my love, it's okay~
Banjo: KAZOOIEEEE!~ (Rushes Iver to Kazooie)
Kazooie: Waiwaiwait! I'm still eating my chip- (Immediately Catches Banjo into her Arms, Dropping her Bag Entirely) Annnd now it's down.
Banjo: (Starts Crying Softly in Kazooie's Arm)
Kazooie: (Sighs While Smiling Softly) You big baby~ I love you so much~ (Kisses Banjo on the Cheek)
Peppy: ('Sigh') This is a mighty good Father's Day to behave this year.
Whitley: Mother and I just came back from the Atlas cemetery, visiting father for the first and only.
Whitley: Now we're back home watching Cinderella together.
Whitley: Mother & I.jpg
Oscar: Cool!
Oscar: And can I say how cute it is that you're cuddling with your mom during movie night lol
Whitley: Please.
Whitley: You would end doing the exact same thing with three of your mother figures given the opportunity
Oscar: True true
Oscar: But tonight, I'm having a nice, relaxing Cuddle Date with Ruby at her place instead~
Oscar: She wants to join this text chat, but her phone is still charging. So you're gonna have to settle with a selfie she wants me to send you right now
Oscar: Sup, Snowflake- Ruby~.jpg
Whitley: Of course. Leave it to Rose to be this immature on a selfie post
Whitley: Or anything else for that matter.....😒
Oscar: Idk I like Ruby's playful, goofy side
Oscar: It's one of the many reasons why I fell in love with her after algjbxtkk
Whitley: Oscar!?
Oscar: DonT woRry I'm fIneeeEeE~ ☺️
Whitley: Ruby surprised kissed you just now, didn't she?
Oscar: Lol yep with Crimson Red Lipstick~
Oscar: Me & The Kissy Rose~.jpg
Whitley: Figures
Whitley: That girl couldn't last a millisecond without kissing you all over
Oscar: Hey, she can't help it if she's that lovable to be around
Oscar: Plus, I'm a simply man. She want to give me tons of love and affection and I happily accept all that i can handle~ ☺
Whitley: Dear lord you two really are made for one another.
Whitley: You're just as hopeless in romance as she is.
Oscar: Thanks man!
Whitley: That clearly not meant to be a compliment....
Oscar: Agree to disagree 🤷♂️
Oscar: Anyways, u said you and your mom visited your dad for the first and only time....
Oscar: How was that like if u don't mind me asking
Whitley: It was a tense start, but it gradually became less nerve-wracking the more I spoke out my mind to him
Whitley: Ranting about how terrible of a father he was and that he's an actual disgrace to the Schnee's family name and legacy or whatnot.
Oscar: Brutal but accurate, at least from what I heard.
Oscar: Even Ruby's calling him a colossal douchebag right now
Whitley: That's another way to describe him lol
Whitley: Mother didn't quite fare better in comparison...
Whitley: She tried her absolute hardest to contain her anger, but the bad memories she shared with him al those years prior, was far too painful for her to bear alone. So she excused herself out of the cemetery in tears.
Oscar: Oh man.....
Oscar: I'm sorry she had to go through all of that
Whitley: I was too
Whitley: But on the bright side, our movie night together is helping her a lot better right now
Whitley: I figured it because of the movie itself, but....she told me that she always feel better when I'm with her.....And I couldn't be any happier to hear that really.
Oscar: Whitley, that was the one of the most sweetest, heartfelt text messages Rube n' I've seen yet
Oscar: And we're really glad your mom is feeling better too
Whitley: Pretty sure there's other messages you two made thar are far sweeter, but I believe a thanks is still in order
Whitley: My mother wants to thank you too for your concerns over her btw
Oscar: No problems on both fronts!
Oscar: I'm just glad the visit didn't bummed you out completely tonight.
Whitley: Yes, I'm glad for that as well
Whitley: It's been a long time coming as well considering my somewhat crippling fears I have over the possibility of becoming the kind of man Jaques was down the line
Whitley: Doesn't help when I've witnessed a few individuals assumed that I'm just like him already almost everywhere I go and it annoys me to no end! 😠
Oscar: Then don't be like him. then
Whitley: Really?
Whitley: Just like that?
Oscar: Yep.
Oscar: Whitley, if there is one thing I've learned the most throughout my crazy adventures in the past, is that no matter what anyone or destiny would say, you're still your own person at the end of the day.
Oscar: Just because Jacque is your father, that doesn't mean you have to follow into his exact footsteps or anyone else for that matter
Oscar: Become the person you want to shape yourself up to be for many years to come.
RubytheCutestHuntressRose🌹⚘️ Joins the Chat
Ruby: My baby's right, u know?
Oscar: Lol hey, Ruby~
Ruby: 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘
Whitley: Rose?
Whitley: I thought your phone was charging
Ruby: It was, but I figured it was charged up fine enough
Ruby: 'Sides, I don't wanna be left out in this now blossomed group cha for any longer~
Oscar: Hey the more the merrier 🤷♂️
Whitley: We could've done it without you on board, but welcome I suppose 😒
Ruby: Blatant rudeness aside 😠😠
Ruby: Like I said, Oscar's right, u're better becoming your own man from here on out
Ruby: Now, sure, u're a smart mouth, rude like I said, and way too uppity & pushy than ur own sister, Weiss, of all people
Whitley: Thank you for bringing out my worst traits out of like that, Rose
Whitley: Truly. 😒
Ruby: U're very welcome!~ 😉
Whitley: Do either of you love pests know the difference between sincerity and sarcasm anymore!?
Ruby: Of course we do! Its the equivalent to apples and oranges
Ruby: Now let me finish textin please & thank uuuuu!~ 😁
Whitley: 🤦♂️ 🤦♂️
Ruby: Anywhoooo
Ruby: Sure, u have those traits I mentioned, to a straight Tee and it's gonna be a long road ahead of u to do so going forward, but I honestly believe u have what it takes become quadruple the old dirtbag of useless corpses, Jaque, thinks he was!
Oscar: Crimeny on a stick, Rubes....
Whitley: You truly hated my father that much, do you?
Ruby: He slapped Weiss across the face once
Ruby: He should thank his lucky star that hes not anymore for me to pulverize him personally 😡 😡 😡
Whitley: Honestly, after everything
Whitley: My mother would try to do the same
Ruby: Right? RIGHT!?
Oscar: Well he's gone now. So there's really no need to fuss over him any longer
Ruby: Yeah, but imma still do it cuz Screw Him to hell! 😡
Oscar: Fair enough
Oscar: But you do get what we're saying right now, right Whit?
Whitley: Yes. I understand it all bold and clearly
Whitley is seen in his living room, smiling a little at the text messages sent to him on his scroll.
??????: They're right, you know?
Whitley: (Immediately Gets Startled by his Mother Next to Him) Ah! ('Sigh') Mother, you surprised me... (Pouts at Willow) Wait, have you been looking qt my text messages the whole time!?
Willow: The screen of your scroll was white and bright, it really wasn't hard for me to ignore! (Starts Giving Whitley a Light Motherly Pout) That being said, you really shouldn't be having it close to your face like that, young man. Those beautiful eyes of yours are very important than you think.
Whitley: ('Sighs in a Bit of Defeat') Of course, mother. I'll be more careful next time- (Suddenly Felt His Mother Giving Him a Loving Hug) Hm?
Willow: And one more thing, sweetie, I've heard all the people say about you behind yours and mines back. It bothered me greatly too- ('Sniff') And it breaks my heart to know that you've been having this kind of fear for some time now above that.....
Willow takes a deep breath before wiping a few tears off her eyes with a More determined look om her face.
Willow: But even still, we can't let any of it get the better of us any longer, because you, Whitley Schnee, are not your father, Jaque, and you never will be. And no matter what the future may hold for both of us and the rest of our love ones- (Smiles Softly) I will always hope, pray, and believe that you'll grow up as a fine young man, venturing through the much better route in life.
Whitley: (Stares at Willow For a Brief Second Before Smiling and Hugging her Back) Thank you so much, mother. I promise, I won't ever let you or my sisters down.
Willow: (Happily Snuggles onto her Son's Embrace) Oh my sweet Baby Flake!~ You could never let us down~ There will be mistakes made down the line, but the girls and I know you have what it takes to fix them no problem. (Starts Kissing Whitley on the Cheek Five Times) We love you so much~
Whitley: (Starts Blushing a Bit) T-Thank you. I love you all too, mother. But could you let me be excuse to my lab for now?
Willow: (Starts Pouting at Whitley Again) And why on earth should I do that? Don't tell me you're getting bored of your poor mother already!
Whitley; No, no, nothing of the sort, I assure you. There just....Something really important I need to work on for now.
Willow: (Notices the Serious Look in her Baby Snowflake's Eyes Before Sighing in Defeat) Oh alright. You can go. Please don't work too hard. (Pouts a Bit) And you owe a proper day out first thing tomorrow too, mister! Don't forget!
Whitley: (Chuckles Lightly) I won't, mother. (Gets Up From his Seat and Gives Willow a Big Kiss on the Cheek) That and more I can promise you all at once.
Willow: (Smiles Brightly) Thank you, honey~ I love you so much~
Whitley: I love you too. Again.
After he tells his mother goodbye, Whitley begins to walk over the mansion's laboratory. Believe it or not to him, it was of the very few good things his father left behind for him after his death and he took every opportunity to try and build things to his greatest abilities ever since.
But upon going into the room however, he starts to remember the one last thing Pietro Polendina, a renowned scientist back in Atlas and the one who took Whitley under his wing during their time a Vauco, told him after his passing on video.
Pietro: Whitley.....This is my final gift to you as well as my last request. The blueprint, it's now yours to work on. You have been such a brilliant and resource young man since the day I've met you and I fully believe you have what it takes to complete something I never could. All I ask is that you do ypur very best and grow to be the man I know you could be. Thank you for everything, my boy...and goodbye.
Whitley: (Stips Right in Front of the Laboratory Door Before Taking a Deep Breath) Professor.....I will fulfill your last wish. Regardless of how long it'll take.
Whitley turns on the small green button to automatically open the metal door and walks inside aa he continues to work on the one project he was trusted with, the one thing his late professor treasures the most in this world, his one and only beloved daughter, Penny Polendina.
Mini Fanfic #1358: Smash Family's Homecoming! (SSBU X Persona 5 X Paper Mario)
11:04 a.m. at the Smash Mansion's Kitchen......
Sadayo: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking While Wearing the Sunflower Crown Lucas Gave to Her Few Days Ago) Okay. I've taken all of the feedbacks you've given me in the pass few days and decided to give these eggs one more shot. Only this time, I added the right amount of spice and seasoning while stirring and added those nice looking micro greens on top of each of them for the finishing top.
Smash Kids: (Looks Down at the Micro Greens Sitting on Top of Their Respective Scrambled Eggs in Awe) Oooooooooooh~
Sadayo: Add that with the smoked sausages and pancakes cooked and carefully placed on each of your plates, thanks to my wonderful assistant-
Lucas happily waves at everyone while wearing a yellow apron and a read bandana wrapped around his head.
Ashley: (Heart Begins to Melt at the Sight of her Own Boyfriend) I'm in love~
Sadayo: (Forms a More Confident Looking Smile on her Face) I have very little doubt that this might be your best breakfast meal. Hopefully. Probably. (Smiles Starts to Falter a Bit) Maybe. Honestly, this whole cooking thing got me super nervous now.
Lucas: (Gently Grabs Hold of Sadayo's Hand and Pays It a Bit) It'll be okay.
Jr: ('Hmph') We'll be the judge of that, chef. (Takes One Sharp Bite Off the Eggs from his Fork as He Chews It For a Seconds Before Enjoying The Taste Entirely) So gooooood!~
Ness: (Stares Down at the Eggs He Just Ate in Genuine Awe) I can't believe I'm going to say this, Jr is right. (Looks Up at Sadayo and Lucas) These eggs are delicious. (Went Back to Eating Some More Eggs)
Popo: (Starts Eating His Eggs Alongside Nana and the Others as He Starts Enjoying Them as Well) So good~
Nana: Yummy!~
Toon: Almost God-Like~
KIrby: (Happily Raises Both his Sppon and Folk in the Air While his Plate is Nearly Empty) Poyo Poyo!~
Toon: Ah dude! Kirby gave you 9.3 rating, Momma Sadayo!
Sadayo: ('Gasps') That's higher than the ratings from the last three days combined!~
Ashley: (Simply Nodded to Sadayo with a Small Smile) Yes, you've done well this time around. (Smile Grows Wider into a Very Loving One Towards Lucas) the same applies to you as well, Lucas my dear~ I really adore the heart shaped pancake you've made for me this morning~
Lucas: (Smiles Back at his Girlfriend) I'm glad you liked them!~ It actually took me ten minutes to form it all together. It symbolizes how much I love amd care for you with all my heart and soul~
Sadayo/Nano/Kirby: Awwwwwwwwww!~
Jr: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) Oh barf.
Ashley: (Heart Begins to Melt Once More as She Hugs Lucas Very Lovingly) Oh Lucas!~ You keep giving me more and more reasons to I love and adore you dearly and this is truly no exception!!~ (Starts Snuggling Up onto Lucas' Embrace) My sweet, precious Sunflower you!~ (Starts Kissing on Lucas' Cheek)
Lucas: (Giggles Ticklishly by Ashley's Love and Affection) Ashleyyy!~ You give some much reason to love you too!~
Jr: ('Ugh') Double barf.
Ashley: (Points her Wand at Jr with a Dark Glare on her Face) Permission to Hex Jr to oblivion, Momma Sadayo?
Jr: (Immediately Gulps in Pure Fear)
Lucas: Ashley!
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Permission denied. That's too far, even for you, young lady.
Jr: (Starts Grinning at Ashley Evilly) Yeah, Ashley! Way too far! (Sticks his Tongue Out at the Witch)
Sadayo: Why not spray him down with orange juice instead? He'll learn his lesson by then.
Jr: Yeah- Wait what?
Ashley: (Shrugs) Hm. Better than nothing I suppose. (Waves her Wand Around in a Mini Circular Motion) Hocus Orantorgious!
Jr: (Already Waving his Hand in Front of Him in Defense) Waitwaitwaitwai- Gahhh! (Gets Sprayed Down into the Ground with Orange Juice)
'Thud'
Jr: Ouch.
Smash Kids points and laughs at Jr in his dispense
Ashley: (Uses her Wand to Poor Some More Orange Juice in her Glass with a Satisfied Smirk on her Face) ('Hmph') Maybe now you'll think twice about-
'A-Hem'
Ashley turns to see Lucas giving her his signature disappointed pouty look,much to her genuine dismay.
Ashley: ('Sighs in Defeat') I know. This is no better than hexxing him, but it's Bowser Jr! (Crosses his Arms While Pouting as Well) He's so annoying!
Lucas: ('Sigh') Yeah.....He is. But that's all the more reason why I don't want him to get the better of you or I'll have to punch him.
Ashley: (Rest the Side of her Head onto her Boyfriend's Shoulder) Don't bother, dear. He's not worthy of your time either. (Forms a Small Smile) Instead, allow me to promise you that I'll ignore him better next time.
Lucas: (Happily Hugs his Girlfriend Next to Him) Of course!~ And I'll forever be rooting for you in the sidelines. (Gives Ashley a Big Kiss on the Forehead, Causing her to Blush and Giggle a Bit in Return)
Jr: Third times the barf!!
Lucas: (Starts Getting Irritated) ......Right after you spray juice on Jr again.
Ashley: (Holds Up her Magic Wand Again) Gladly. (Points it an Already Terrified Jr. Again)
Jr: Waitwaitwait no I was yanking your chain-
Ashley Hocus Orantorgious!
Jr: Ack! (Gets Sprayed with Orange Juice Again) Cursed this delicious spell!!
Sadayo: (Giggles a Bit as She Handles Jr. a Towel) Alright, Ashley, I think that's enough juice spraying for one morning~ (Turns to Jr) And you, mister, really need to learn how to watch what you say around people.
Jr: (Rolls his Eyes in Defeat While Using the Towel to Dry Himself Off) Yeah, yeah, it's a blessing and cruse.
Ness: Mostly curse.
Jr: (Glares at Ness) Hey! The things i say can equally be a blessing! Sometimes. When it needs to be-
'Buses Honking'
Jr: Huh? (Starts Looking Around For the Sudden Noise) What's happening?
Toon: Those honks....There's not a single vehicle that has that kind of sound except for our buses.
Nana: ('Gasps') Which means.......
Smash Kids: OUR FAMILY BACK HOME!~
Kirby: POYO!~
Sadayo: Huh. Already? (Notices the Smash Kids Excitedly Rushes Out of the Kitchen) H-Hey! You kids get back here! (Steps on the Towel Jr Left Behind and Moves it Around to Clean Off the Orange Juice on the Floor) There is no way I am cleaning all of your mess again!
Smash Kids: (Rushes Back to the Kitchen) Right right./Oops/Sorry, Momma Sadayo. /Po-yo
A Few Minutes of Cleaning Later.....
As the gang gathers outside, they watches two white and black colored buses drives into the entrance gate and around towards the fountain.
Peach: (Has Her Head Out of the Window in the Bus While Waving at her Babies with a Big Smile on her Face) We're finally home, sweeties!!~
Smash Kids: (Happily Waves Back at Their Princess Mom) HI MOMMA PEACH!!~
Sadayo: (Seen Standing Next to Lucas) So those are what the Smash Buses looks like.....
Lucas: And all it's Smash Glory. (Turns to Sadayo with a Smile) Pretty neat, huh?
Sadayo: Yeah, it looks nice. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) But I dunno.....I'd imagine them being a lot wider for some reason.
Lucas: (Mimics What Sadayo's Doing a Bit) Well, I do remember a time when Uncle Dedede tried to push for idea of having his very own Party Bus for all of us to ride on in one family meeting, but was shot down due to it being a huge distraction to the driver. That and it kinda feel inappropriate to have.
Sadayo: Understandable on both fronts. (Scowling at the Thought) Don't think I'll ever show my face in public again if I ever get seen walking out, acting a fool from one of those contraptions.....
Lucas: I understand. ('Sigh') Oh man.....
Sadayo: (Turns to Lucas) What's wrong?
Lucas: I was so excited to see Big Sis Ann and Shiho again I completely forgot which bus they're on!
Sadayo: (Smiles a Bit) You really love those two knuckleheads, do you?
Lucas: (Giggles Softly) They're not knuckleheads, Momma Sadayo!~ Well, Ann is a little, but not by much, at least compared to Ryuji.
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Nah. Him and Ren are both on a league of their own in terms of thick-headedness.
Lucas: (Giggles Some More) Yeah. But anyways, I always love and care for anyone close in my life: My sisters, Ashley, dad, Kuma, Duster, Boney, everyone in this family, even you.
Sadayo: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) You know, if I don't know any better, I'd say you've been putting me a pretty high pedestal an awful lot as of late~
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly at Sadayo Before Hugging Her Lovingly) I don't see why not. You're great,at least to me!~
Sadayo: (Happily Hugs Lucas Back) Thanks. I think you're great too, hon. So, how exactly do you plan on finding your two sisters?
Lucas: I thought of one idea, but you should probably cover your ears on this one if you don't mind.
Sadayo: Not at all. (Covers her Ears) Go right ahead.
Lucas: Okay! Thanks. (Clears his Throat Before Screaming Out....) ANNNNNNN!! SHIHOOOOO!!
Meanwhile at the Black Smash Bus......
Ann: (Seen Sleeping on an Already Sleeping Shiho's Shoulder on Their Seat Before Suddenly Walking Up to the Screaming) Huh!? Wha happen?
?????: WELCOME BACK HOOOOME!!~
Ann: (Let's Out a Loud Gasps at the Familiar Voice Screaming Before Shaking her Wife on the Shoulder) Shiho! Hey! Wake up!
Shiho: (Starts Yawning and Waking Up in Cue as She Rubs her Eye a Bit) Are we back home yet, Ann-Bear?
Ann: Yeah, we are and our Little Sunflower is calling for us right now!
Shiho: ('Gasps') Our baby!?~
Ann: (Starts Getting Excited) The very same!~ We have to go see him, Shiho-Kins, we just gotta!!~
Ryuji: (Yawning From the Other Seat) Finally! Home sweet-frickin' home!!
Everyone in the bus starts chatting amongst one another in rejoice.
Shiho: (Nods to her Wife) Let's do it. (Gets Up From her Seat Along with Ann) Alright, everybody SHUT UP & STAY SEATED UNTIL ANN AND I GET OUT OF THIS BUS FIRST!
Everyone in the bus becomes silent as they stares at the newly wedded couple in disbelief..
Ann: It has been a week and a half since we've seen our Little Sunflower and we've missed him like crazy. Therefore, its in the rights of our our Big Sisters Privileges that we leave out of here first! WE'RE COMING, LUCAS!!~ (Starts Sprinting Out of the Bus with Shiho Quickly Following Behind)
Ryuji: (Groans While Sitting Back Down on his Seat Next to his Girlfriend, Haru) This is so dumb. Big Sisters Privileges? The hell kind of made-up crap is that?
Haru: (Smiles Sheepishly at her Boyfriend) Let's just let them be for now, Ryuji dear. It has been a good while since they've seen Lucas-San after all.
Ryuji: So!? (Crosses his Arms While Pouting a Bit) I miss the kid too, you know?....
Haru: Ohh~ (Starts Hugging Ryuji) I know you do, dear, I know~
Back Outside
Lucas: (Turns to Sadayo) Do you think I was loud enough or-
???/?????: LUCAAAAS!~
Lucas looks over and gasps happily at the Sight of his two sister figures being the first to step out of the black bus before running over to him.
Lucas: ANN!~ SHIHO!~ (Rushes Over to Duo amd Hug Tackles the Both of Them to the Ground) I'm so happy to see you two again!~ I hope you had yourselves a great honeymoon/family vacation in Hawaii.
Shiho: Oh Lucas, it was so wonderful~ The beaches, spas, the hula shows, even the tour lectures Makoto helped provide for us gotten interesting overtime.
Ann: (Starts Snuggling onto a Giggling Lucas' Embrace) But it just wasn't the same without our Precious Little Sunflower there with us!~ Heard our old homeroom teach been watching over you kids this whole time. (Playfully Smirks a Bit) You didn't give her too much trouble along the way, did ya?~
Lucas: (Giggles Softly) In some cases we did, Jr especially, and there were some hiccups here and there, Momma Sadayo did her very best taking care of us those past few days and I couldn't be any more proud of her than I am right now, you know?
Ann: D'Awwwwww~ You're calling her Momma already?~
Shiho: (Playfully Shrugs) Makes sense given she's been part of the Smash Family for some time now.
Lucas: Exactly. Ooh- Speaking of which- (Happily Presents Ann and Shiho Their Gifts) Happy Berated Mother's Day, you two!~
Shiho: (Gasps Alongside Ann as She Receives her Mother's Day Gift) Lucas~ You made Sunflower Crowns?~
Ann: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle) For us?~
Lucas: (Happily Nodded) Mmhm. Ashley and Ness helped me make four of them a few days ago. One for Ashley herself, Momma Sadayo, and finally, you two. I really hope you like down the line.
Ann: (Puts her Crown on her Head Before Smiling Ever So Brightly) I love it already!~ And I love YOU most of all!!~ (Happily Hugs Lucas Again) My baby boy!~
Shiho: (Happily Joins in on the Hug with Her Crown Already on her Head) Me too!~ I don't care how much of a growing boy you are, the next family vacation trip we plan on going, you'll come along with us no question asked!~ (Starts Kissing Lucas' Cheek)
Lucas: (Giggles Ticklishly) Okay, okay, it's a promise!~ I don't think I could quite handle being without you guys for a whole week and a half.
Ann: Neither could we. (Smiles Brightly) Buuuut lucky for each of us, we have all the time in the world to make up for lost times. Starting today!~
Lucas: (Eyes Widens in Genuine Surprise) Really?
Ann: Really really~ There's no place neither of us would rather be right now than going out, spending time with you, Lucas. (Gives her Little Sunflower a Big Kiss on the Other Cheek)
Shiho: You're coming along too, Ashley-Kun. You're just as apart of this nutty Sunflower Family as you think~
Ashley chimes into the group hug with a soft, genuine smile creeping up on her face.
Hat Kid: (Hops Out of the White Bus with a Big Smile on her Face) Guess who's bacccck?~
Smash Kids: Hat Kid!~/Poyo!~ (Runs Up and Gives Hat Kid a Group Hug)
Ness: Long time, no see!~ Did you guys had a great time in paradise?
Hat Kid: (Happily Nodded) The best!~ I missed you guys.
Nana: (Heart Begins to Melt Alongside the Others) Aww Hat Kid!~ We missed you to-
Jr: Where's our souvenirs?
The rest of the Smaah Kids Glare at Jr in silence
Jr: What? I wanna know.
Hat Kid: (Rolls her Suitcase to the Gang) I have 'em right here- (Opens Up the Suitcase) Ready for you guys!
Smash Kids: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Awe at How Many Fancy Souvenirs They're Welcome To) Wooooooooah......
Nana: There's so many stuff in here.....
Popo: (Looks Up at Hat Kid) How were you able to get all of this?
Ness: It has to cost you a fortune.
Hat Kid: (Casually Shrugs) They're a cheap price. (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) Plus, Shadow helps pay them for me~ (Points the Others to Her Big Brother Shadow Stepping Out of the White Bus With his Phone in his Hand) Say thank you to him.
Smash Kids: (Waves at the Ultimate Lifeform) Thank you, Shadow!!~
Nana: We love you!~
Kirby: Poyoooo!~
Shadow casually waves at the Smash Kids while on his phone, walking away.
Ness: Now with that out of the way- (Immediately Rushes Towards Hat Kid's Suitcase) I CALL DIBS ON THE TIKI STATUE!!
Smash Kids: (Goes in on the Suitcase as Well) NO FAIR!/I WANNA GO IN AND CHECK!/GIMME GIMME!!/POYO!!
Toon: (Chuckles Lightly While Watching his Friends Digging Through the Suitcase) It's only been a minute since you got here and you've already caused chaos. (Turns to Hat Kid Next to Him) I missed you. (Eyes Begins to Widened at What He Just Said Before Turning Away, Blushing) I-I mean we! WE here missed you! The others, definitely! Not to say I don't missed you at all- I may or may not missed you a whole lot, but-
Toon suddenly stops talking immediately as Hat Kid gives him a big kiss on the cheek before smiling brightly at him.
Hat Kid: I missed you too, Toon Link. A whole lot!~
Toon: (Stares at Hat Kid as his Blush Turns Redder) C-Cool.
Hat Kid: (Giggles Softly at How Cute Toon is Acting)
Sadayo watches the kids still digging through Hat Kid's suitcase from a distance, with a smile on her face.
?????: Sadayooo!~
Sadayo: Huh?- Ack! (Immediately Gets Pulled into a Loving With Peach and the Rest of Their Fellow Certified Moms)
Peach: Oooh we are soooo proud of you right now, dear!!~
Sadayo: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) You are?
Rosalina: (Happily Nodded) Mhm. You've took responsibility of watching over our babies all on your own with great strive, for an entire week and a half.
Samus: (Looks Up at the Mansion in Front of Her and the Others) All while the mansion is still in one piece. (Looks Back at Sadayo with an Impressed Smirk on her Face) You did pretty well for a rookie mom.
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) And don't even get us started on how you handled Jean Whatshisface few days ago. You literally sent that jerk flying with the a bat to DA FACE!
Bayonetta: With only one swing too!~ We had a feeling you'd be a tough cookie, darling, but we never would've expect you to be this courageously bold as well~
Sadayo: (Shrugs with a Bit of a Proud, Smug Smirk on her Face) Hey, it's like I told the kids: He asked for that bat in the face and I obliged. Nothing to it than that. (Smirks Turns into a Sheepish Smile) B-But uhh....(Chuckles Awkwardly) I...do hope that turn of events doesn't automatically make me a candidate to one of your Smash Tournaments going forward. Really don't think I'm cut out for the whole fighting gig as any of you ladies.........
Peach: (Snuggles onto Sadayo's Embrace a Bit) It's okay, dear. You're a teacher and mother, not a fighter. We won't let you go through all of that if you truly don't want to.
Sadayo: ('Sighs in Relief') Okay, good, thank you....And also, thanks again for believing in me this whole time. I really appreciate it.
Palutena: (Smiles Softly at the Homeroom Teacher) No need to thank us for that. We're a big team. We always believe and have faith in each other on anything we do.
Peach: We're just so happy to hear you stick to your guns and endure the entire ordeal until the very end. You should be proud.
Sadayo: (Heart Begins to Melt Once More) Thank you, yet again. Though to be honest, I probably wouldn't have tried as hard as I did if a certain little Sunflower didn't encourage me to keep doing my best the whole way through. I'll always be grateful of him for that.
Isabelle: ('Gasps') Does that explain why you're wearing that cute crown of yours today?~
Sadayo: (Smiles Sweetly) Yeah~ Lucas made it for me few days ago for my first ever Mother's Day Gift~
Moms: (Hearts Starts Melting All at Once) AWWWWWWWWWWWW!~ Our sweet babyyy!~
Sadayo: ('UGH') I know, right!? I love him so much!!~
Peach: So do we!!~
Samus: (Smiles Softly) And he loves you too if he went out of his way to help you along the way.
Sadayo starts thinking about all the times Lucas was right by her side, helping her in become the mom she was destined to be.
Sadayo: Yeah. (Places her Habd into her Chest with a Loving Smile on her Face) I'm so glad~
'Honk-Honk-HONNNK'
The moms turn over to see Ann casually sitting behind the wheel of her pink cruiser with her wife, Shiho on the passenger sit and Lucas and Ashley sitting on the the other side of the backseat, all while wearing sunglasses and their respective sunflower crowns on each of their heads.
Ann: (Staring at Sadayo with a Smirk on her Face) Hey loser! Get in! We're going Shopping today!~
Moms: (Starts Snickering and Giggling at this Sudden Exchange)
Sadayo: (Eyes Widened in Disbelief) Excuse you!?
Ann: Excused~ Now hurry up and hop in, girl!~
Sadayo: (Comically Glares at her Former Student) I won't be with that attitude of yours, young lady! (Groans While Turning Back to the Moms) Are you all seeing this nonsense right now?
Samus: Girl, relax~ They're only reenacting that one scene from Mean Girls.
Peach: (Happily Claps her Hands) Ooh!~ I lobe that movie. We should definitely call Aqua and Lea here to watch it with us later.
Sadayo: First time I've heard about the film. Is it as annoying as the title suggest?
Daisy: (Sheepishly Shrugs) Ehhhh kinda? It's mostly hilarious kind of annoying if anything. (Wraps an Arm Around Sadayo's Shoulder as She Turns Back to the Sunflower Crew) But for now, go to them~ They clearly want to hangout with you.
'HOOONNNNK'
Sadayo: (Rolls her Eyes a Bit) Impatiently so.....
Peach: (Gives Sadayo a Soft, Reassuring Smile) You've more than earned a day out with the people you love. We'll have your tea and nice, hot, and brewed for you along with ours, once you get back.
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Well- (Puts on her Sunglasses) If you say so. I'll see you all later then. Need me to bring any of you something back? (Walks Over to Ann's Car)
Bayonetta: (Smiles Brightly) Not at all, darling, just go out and have some fun!~
Moms: (Happily Waves at Sadayo) We love you!!~
Sadayo: (Waves Back at her Fellow Moms) Love you guys too!~ (Opens the Left Back Seat Door) See ya! (Gets into the Car While Pouting at Ann) Alright, Takamaki, are we gonna have a chat about you being rude to your poor teacher here?
Ann: (Giggles Softly) Oh relax, teach!~ I just wanted to mess with you only once today.
Shiho: (Smiles Sheepishly) You do seem like the loser archetype of a protagonist though.
Lucas and Ashley starts snickering to themselves.
Sadayo: Loser!? I'll have you two ladies know that I was fairly popular back in my day. Cheerleader, Class Rep, and Valedictorian all rolled up into one, thank you very much! And another thing....(Continues Ranting as Ann Drives Her and The Others Out to the Mansion's Entrance Gate)
Makoto: (Sighs as She and Ren Steps Out of the White Bus Together Along with Everyone Else) Seems our honeymoon/vacation has finally reached it's end.
Ren: ('Sigh') I know. It went a lot faster than I thought it would.
Makoto: ('Sigh') Yeah. And now, we have to go back to our regular, boring adult lives and journey jobs along with it...
Ren: Yep. (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face as He Wraps his Arm Around his Wife's Shoulders) As Mr & Mrs. Amimaya~
Makoto: (Giggles Softly While Hugging Her Husband Next to Her) You read my mind entirely!~ I'm so happy I'm finally married to you now, Ren-Ren~
Ren: (Smiles Back at Makoto) I'm happy I get to officially be with you forever, my Queen~
Makoto: Till death do us part?~
Ren: Sounds like a reasonable plan. (Forrms a More Cocky Smirk) But I ain't gonna die anytime soon.
Makoto: (Smirks Back at Ren) Neither will I~ (Shares a Sweet, Tender Kiss with Ren On the Lips)
Sae: (Sighs While Standing Behind the Newly Married Couple Alongside a Snickering Tae) Can you two please move it along already? Some of us are trying to get to home aa soon as possible here.
Tae: Yeah, that dumb soap opera show Sae loves so much, is gonna be on in half and hour-
Sae: (Immediately Pouts at her Girlfriend) Young & Restless is anything BUT stupid, Tae! Take it back!
Tae: Nope~
Sae: Then no three-hour long sex time afterwards-
Tae: Uhh- Did I say stupid? (Smiles Awkwardly) What I meant to say is that the show so..... endearing and....SUPER fun to watch! (Chuckles Awkwardly Before Sighing) I hope you bought that....
Sae: You were clearly phoning it in completely. (Forms a Small Smirk on her Face While Gently Patting on Tae's Cheek) But I appreciate the effort all the same~ (Gives Tae a Kiss on the Lips)
Tae: (Forms a Cheeky Grin onbher Face) Score~
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly at the Whole Exchange) I understand your pain all too well, doc.
Makoto: (Gives Ren a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Do you want our sex time to be provoke for the rest of the month too, dear?
Ren: (Eyes Immediately Widens in Horror) No! No, I do not want that. (Forms an Awkward Smile of his Own) In fact, I can't wait to watch all the new Young & The Restless episodes back home, waiting for us right now! (Chuckles Awkwardly Before Sighing in Defeat)
Makoto: (Smiles Again While Patting Ren's Cheek) Good boy~ (Starts Kissing Ren's Lips Again)
Tae: Godspeed, Guinea Pig.
Sae: (Forms a Proud Smile on her Face) (I taught her well~)
Mewtwo is seen hovering over to his bags until a certain someone suddenly covers both of his eyes with her hands.
??????: Gueeeess who~
Mewtwo: (Forms a Small Smirk on his Face as He Easily Recognized the Sound of her Voice) Let's see......Do you happen to be purple, have bright yellow eyes, and is very gorgeous all around?~
???????: Perhaps~ (Starts Giggling While Blushing) But do you happen to know what my name is by ant chance?
Mewtwo: To everyone, you are known as Vivian. But to those you are close with....(Starts Blushing a Bit) Including myself, you are Vivi, correct? (Suddenly Felt His Eyes Are Now Uncovered) Hm?
Vivian: (Happily Reveals Herself Right in Front of Mewtwo With a Big Smile on her Face) You guessed right!~ (Hugs her Boyfriend Very Lovingly) Welcome back home, Mewwy!~
Mewtwo: Thank you. (Hugs Vivian Back) As breathtaking as the trip was, it's still good to be back. I hope you didn't missed me too badly while I was gone.
Vivian: Oh Mewwy~ It was torturous not to think about you in those past few days~ But I persevered through it all! Done a little sightseeing and shopping with Goombella and Koopie Koo, sail the seas and do a little accordion playing session with the Captain- (Starts Pouting a Bit) Had to put up with my dumb, jerks of two sisters afterwards- (Went Back to Smiling Again) But other than that, I've been doing great!~ I hope you didn't missed me too much throughout your time in paradise~
Mewtwo: Well-
Zelda: (Immediately Chimes into the Conversation Alongside her Boyfriend, Owain) Oh, you know for sure he has!~
Owain: (Starts Nodding his Head) Yes, very much so that it didn't take long for the poor lad to become- (Places the Back of his Hand onto his Forehead I a Dramatic Like Fashion) A Lovesick Guppy!
Zelda plays the 'duh-duh duuuuh' sound effect from her phone, right on cue.
Vivian: (Places her Hands onto Both of her Cheek in Shock and Horror) Lovesick Guppy!!?
Mewtwo: (Gives Owain amd Zelda a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Lovesick Guppy? Seriously?
Zelda: Oh, but it's true~ You see, Mewwy here didn't express it as much first glance, but as two of his best friends, we can safely say that this poor boy thought about you endlessly the moment we got on that bus!~
Owain: (Starts Nodding Again) Yes, so much so that he tried skipping his dinner meals.
Vivian: Skipping dinner meals!? (Turns to Mewtwo with a Very Concern Look on her Face) B-But Mewwy, it's always important to eat something in the evening.
Mewtwo: ('Sigh') It was only one time. I didn't think the meal at the time was anything to write home about.....(Turns Away While Blushing Again) And that hula show reminded me a lot of you in a way that it made me teleport back in my room without anyone noticing.
Zelda: Awww- I-I mean- ('Clears Throat') You hear that, Vivi? He thought about you as a very pretty hula dancer while skipping dinner. Unbelievable, isn't it?
Vivian: I've never been more flattered and worried in all my life.
Owain: Well, luckily for you, with the help from the princess and I, your beloved Mewwy went out of his way to buy you plenty of nice souvenirs for you to savior and enjoy. A starfish cane, a few dark fantasy books on the side-
Mewtwo: I even got these seashells necklace. (Shows Vivian her Third Souvenir Gift)
Vivian: ('Gasps) Mewwy, this looks so pretty~ (Looks Up at her Boyfriend with Sparkling Eyes) Amd it's all for me?~
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded) Only for you. (Carefully Puts the Necklace Around Vivian's Neck) I figured it would look nice for you to wear on a few nicer occasions.
Vivian: (Slightly Holds Up her Necklace with a Loving Look in her Eyes) I will forever wear this beautiful jewelry for all eternity~
Mewtwo: (Starts Blushing Some More) O-Oh! I see~
Owain: (Smiles Brightly) Very wise decision you've made, milady. Oh and just so you are aware, he misses your hugs and kisses.
Zelda: Like, very much so! It gotten so bad that he hardly ever hugs anyone of us during our lovely trip together. (Eyes Begins to Sparkle in Sadness) Like a sad, rusty tinman~
Mewtwo: Zelda, you cuddled wi- (Notices Zelda and Owain Winking at Him to Go Along with What They Said Before Sighing in Defeat) What they say it's true. My thoughts of missing you had made me sad and nearly emotionless for days on end. A tragedy I'm aware- Woah! (Suddenly Gets Hugged Very Lovingly by Vivian)
Vivian: Well, your sad days are officially over now that we're finally reunited!~ And I am more than ready to give you all the love, hugs, and kisses that poor heart of yours need~
Mewtwo: (Starts Blushing Yet Again) T-Thank you. I'll do what I can to provide you the same in return. That being said, I....couldn't help but notice that your lips has gotten shinier~
Vivian: (Smiles Brightly) Oh you like?~ Goombella helped pick new a pair of lipstick and lip gloss for me the other day, to help me look my very best- (Forms a Loving, Seductive Smile on her Face) And to kiss a very handsome legendary right in my very sights~
Mewtwo: Is that so? I take it you're very happy to seize the moment at last, right now.
Vivian: Oh absolutely!~ Especially now that I know you've been a Lovesick Guppy this whole time.
Mewtwo: Hence why you're here to provide me much needed assistance~
Vivian: Bazanga~ (Leans Over and Gives Mewtwo a Loving, Passionate Kiss on the Lips For a Few Seconds Before Pulling Away For a Second More) I love you so much, Mewwy~
Mewtwo: (Taken Aback by the Kiss He Shared with his Girlfriend) I-I love you too, Vivian~
Vivian: (Giggles Softly) You sillyhead!~ (Starts Rapidly Kissing Mewtwo's Cheeks While Snuggling onto Him in his Arms)
?????: (Having fuuun?~)
Mewtwo turns to see Zelda and Owain smiling very widely at him and Vivian before sighing mentally.
Mewtwo: (Yes. Despite all the ridiculousness you two put me through, this....happens to be one of the best feelings I have in my whole life, so....thanks for that.)
Zelda: (Smiles Brightly) (You're always welcome, Mewwy!~ i love you~)
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded to Zelda) (I love you too, Zelda. You too Owain.)
Owain happy gives Mewtwo the thumbs up, completely unaware of what the others are thinking about.
Mewtwo: (Right. I forgot he doesn't telepathic powers like us yet.)
Zelda: (I'll teach it to him on a later date.)
Vivian: (Smiles Brightly at Zelda) (I'm more than happy to help too!~ But for now, you think you and Owain could let us be a little while longer for now, Zelda? (Starts Smirking Even More Seductively) Momma Vivi still has sooo much love to share to my beautiful man at the moment~)
Zelda: (Why, of course we can!~ Lord knows how much Mewwy's poor lips needs it right now~)
Mewtwo: (Zelda, I swear to Arecu-) (Immediately Gets Kissed on the Lips Again by Vivian Before Enjoying it Completely)
Owain: (Let's Out a Satisfied Sounding Sigh) All well that ends well as they all say! Seems our wingmen duties has succeeded once again, milady~
Zelda: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yep!~ All thanks to you, honey!~ You really pulled through for us from beginning to end- (Forms a Seductive Smirk on her Own) And I think we need to celebrate this wonderful ocassion, don't you agree?~
Owain: Why, certainly! (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) But what on green Earth do we need to do to- (Suddenly Notices Something Different about Zelda's Usually Look) Ohhhhhh......Your lips, it gotten pinker.
Zelda: (Smiles Brightly) Finally, you noticed!~ I tried on this new strawberry lip bomb Kyoko let me borrowed before leaving Hawaii earlier and I thought about using a certain someone to test my kisses out~
OwaIn: Ah! So I take it I'm the perfect test subject?
Zelda: Perfect and very handsome to boot~ (Makes a Small Kiss Sound) Hope those lips of yours are puckered up nice for me~
Owain: (For a Bright, Competitive Grin on his Face) Oh, they are not just puckered up, but they are ready for any action that will occur at any second notice! Do your absolute worst or in this case, your bes- Woah!
And so, Zelda hug tackles Owain to the ground as she begins to kiss him all over his face with little to no shame on her end.
Mini Fanfic #1357: Hawaii Shenanigans (SSBU X Sonic X Star Fox)
Mario & Peach's Family
Peach: (Starts Shaking a Bit in Fear While Standing on a Board Platform, Attached to a Zip-Line Rope with Shadow) .....S-So...This is where- ('Gulp') We'll be zip-lining too?
Instructor: (Happily Nodded) That's right! (Points the Duo to the Other Board Platform in the Far Distance) All the way to the finish. The ride itself will increasingly get fast down the line, but I'm more than certain that you two will have a fun time regardless.
Peach: Yeah, i-I-If nothing happens along the way. (Quickly Closes her Eyes and her Hands Together as She Pray) Please don't let anything bad happen along the way, Palutena.
Palutena: Relax, Peachy, you'll be fine!~ Probably~
Peach: (Starts Looking Up and Pouting at the Sky) The "probably" part is REAL helpful right now, thanks!!
Palutena: (Giggles Softly) You're welcome!~
Peach: THAT WAS SARCASM!!!
Shadow: She's right, mother. You do need to calm yourself. Besides, I can use Chaos Control to save us if that rope does break.
Peach: (Gently Ruffles the Top of Shadow's Head Behind Her) I know you would, sweetie~ ('Sigh') Your mommy is just being a scardy cat right now.
Shadow: Haven't you ever went through obstacles that are more adrenaline heavy than this before?
Peach: Yeah, a few times with Mario, Luigi, and co. But that was a long time ago and my heart pressure is starting to raise up as we speak!
Shadow: (Hugs his Mother From Behind) Maybe a hug would help deplete it a bit?
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Turns Around Hugs Shadow Back Lovingly) It always help, baby, thank you!~ (Starts Kissing Shadow on the Cheek)
Shadow: (Turns Away Slightly While Blushing a Bit) Hm.
Mario: Get ready, Hat Kid-(Does a Running Headstart While Having Hat Kid Attached Onto him in the Front) Cause it's time to LET'S-A-GOOOO!
Hat Kid: (Raises her Hand Up in Excitement as She and her Father Zip-Lines Further and Further to the Goal) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!~
Sonic (Does a Running Headstart Also While Holding to his Girlfriend From the Back) Don't worry, Ames, I ain't gonna let go of you one bit!! (Begins Zip-Lining Towards the End) WOOOOOOOOO!
Amy: (Too in Love with her Boyfriend to Be Scared of What's Happening Right Now) I LOVE YOU, SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!~
Peach: ('Gasps') That's it! If I could scream my lungs out throughout the zip-line, my fears could go away in an instant.
Shadow: (Simply Nodded to Peach's Idea) Alright. Then think for a second. What is the one thing you want to scream out the most?
Peach gives a thought for a few more seconds before ultimately zip-lining alongside Shadow. Upon doing so, she boldly screams out......
Peach: I LOVE MY GIANT SIZE FAMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!~
Certified Uncles (Ft. Morrigan)
Peppy: You guys want me to join this "Certified Uncles" group of yours?
Dedede: (Happily Nodded While Sitting Under the Shade of an Outdoor Bar With Peppy and the Others) You know it! We figured you would be a perfect candidate for our crew.
Escargoon: Yeah, especially when you're a living legend to the eyes of us and the kids.
Peppy: (Chuckles Lightly While Blushing a Small Bit) Aww shucks. Y'all are too kind~ (Takes a Bit of Sip of the Drink he Ordered) All these years of being a veteran pilot, it still surprising to see how much folks look up to me these days.
Sojiro: Being a veteran for that long does have it's pretty good merits
Morrigan: (Happily Nodded in Agreement with Sojiro) Mhmm!~ And the stories you told us seconds ago are a major plus in our eyes.
Dedede: Hence why you're qualified! (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) A lot more so than Mr. Worst Uncle of the Underworld, that's for sure.
Peppy: (Snickers a Bit) That Hades fella tried to persuade y'all again?
Dedede: On the very first day we arrived here! Tried butterin' all of us up with six whole pages of application!
Escargoon: (Places his Hand onto the Side of his Head) If that wasn't a clear sign of desperation, I dunno what is.
?????: Fool always been delusional for eons, so it ain't surprise me on that front.
The Uncles & Morrigan: (Turns Over to a Very Familiar Face Taking his Seat Right Next to Peppy) Rodin!
Dedede: Fallen Angel of the hour! You just got done demon exterminating in the other side?
Rodin: Yep. Some of those little fuckers are more trouble than they worth, but it still ain't nothin' I can't kill off. (Turns to the Bartender) Give me one of more strong, spicy creation you have- (Casually Places his Tip Money on the Stand) Please and thanks.
Bartender happily nods her head as she gets to work with Rodin's requested order.
Rodin: (Turns to Peppy Right Next to Him) As I live and infernal breathe, Peppy Hare.
Peppy: (Casually Waves at Rodin with a Smile) Howdy. I take it you heard of me as well?
Rodin: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) Of course. Besides Enzo, there ain't dumb fool in the globe that doesn't know about of the three, original founders of the Star Fox name. Shame you gotta share that mantle with that pork grind though.
Peppy: ('Sighs Heavily') Trust me, I'm dreading that tinbit just thinking about, but he was a member of our old team all the same. (Starts Rolling his Eyes in Pure Annoyance and Disgust) No matter how much I want to shoot that traitorous swine down and outta orbit again...
Rodin: Would be specticale to see given the opportunity. But nevermind the negative past for now. (Summons a Book on the Palm of his Hand) And celebrate one your of finest works to date.
Sojiro: (Tightens the Glasses on his Face a Bit Before Reading the Title of the Book) "Barrel Rolling Through the Trenches of Life, Peppy Hare." (Turns Back to Peppy) You made a autobiography?
Peppy: (Smiles Proudly) Yep! Back when I was filling in as General for Pepper during the Anglar Invasion. Life's moving a little too fast for this old Hare, so I figured write out my whole life journey from start to finish. (Turns to Rodin) Never in all my years, that I would have the Fallen Angel himself be a fan of my work.
Rodin: Your life story was the most moving and captivating piece of nonfiction I've read in all eons. It got me to read a book again with how good it was.
Morrigan: (Raise Her Hand Up Excitedly) Where could we find a copy? I would love to learn even more about your origins.
Peppy: It been years since I sold a few copies, so I can't say they're in any of bookstores near you, but I'm more happy lend you all the ones I have left if you like.
Morrigan: Of course!~
Escargoon: Sure!
Sojiro: if you insist.
Dedede: What's free is free!
Ludwig & Kumatora
Ludwig: (Seen Taking a Stroll on the Beach with Kuma in Hand) You seem more ecstatic than usual today, my dear.
Kumatora: (Smiles Brightly) Hell yeah, dude, the beach here rocks! It's a lot bigger than your town's.
Ludwig: Yes and a lot less crowded as well.
Kumatora: Oh yeah, for sure. But I gotta ask you something.
Ludwig: (Turns to Kuma) Hm?
Kumatora: How come you're wearing that regular t-shirt of yours? It's like 85° Degrees out today, maybe even hotter than that after a while. (Frowns a Bit in Concern) Last thing I want is the heat to get the better of you. Not on my watch. (Pounds her Fist Onto the Palm of her Hand with a Glare)
Ludwig: (Chuckles Lightly) Not even the ray of sunshine could stop of your protective fury~ (Frowns a Bit Shyly) But I'm afraid my reasoning behind all of this is rather.....Insecure at best.
Kumatora: (Forms a Small Reassuring Smile on her Face) Babe, come on. You know I ain't the one to judge. Unless it towards dumb, smug people.
Ludwig: (Snickers a Bit) Yes, you do have some choice of words towards those individuals, some more colorful than others~
Kumatora: (Playfully Shrugs) Hey, if they quit winning all those stupid prizes from all those dumb games thrown at them, I wouldn't have to be so cold-hearted. Now talk to me.
Ludwig: (Takes a Bit of a Deep Breath Before Speaking) Right, so, as the years of my life goes by and my "Kooky" phase slowly starts to deteriorate by the day-
Kumatora: Awwww.....
Ludwig: No used getting sad, that departure was for the best. But anyways, due to how bigger and wider my body gradually become in recent years, I usually lumped into the Heavyweight Class with my two of my other brothers, Morton and Roy.
Kumatora: Neat. I see nothing wrong with heavy meat in your bones.
Ludwig: You're right to think that. But here's the thing, Roy built and shows off his muscles on a nearly daily basis and Morton isn't too far off from him despite him bring the second youngest. Me, on the on the other hand? My strength fairly compatible to theirs in some occasions, but rather than having bulky muscles and biceps like those two, I'm the only one that ended up on a bit of a more.....chubby side of the spectrum. Try as I might in our morning training regime, it seems i could never have my body be on par with theirs, at least in the visual development.
Kumatora: Hey man, I get where you're coming from. I've been training my magic and kicking all types of butt throughout my whole life and my chubby bod is still intact. (Grabs the Side of her Stomach a Bit Before Letting Go, Making it Jiggle a Small Bit) Baffling, I know.
Ludwig: (Turns Away a Bit While Blushing) Actually, i...would like to argue and say that's one of the many things I find the most attractive about you~
Kumatora: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) D'Awwwww~ You really mean that, Luddy?~
Ludwig: Of course. Having you with it a few muscular, built features would be a sight to behold, but...I believe the bit of chubbiness you possess has won me over more times than I could count, not only for the attractiveness I've mentioned earlier, but for also having it doesn't slow you down in slightest. And I admire that a lot.
Kumatora: (Happily Wraps her Arm Around her Boyfriend's Shoulder) You're very sweet, babe~ But If you ask me, I believe the logic you just made, implies to you too as well.
Ludwig: (Starts Blushing a Bit) Is that right?
Kumatora: (Happily Nodded) Yeah, man. You can be pretty quick amd flexible in your movements whenever any form of action calls for it. Hell, the fact that you're been able to keep up with an adrenaline junkie such as yours truly, for this long in our relationship might as well be accomplishment of the century.
Ludwig: (Smiles Sheepishly) Well, I really couldn't afford to slow you down, let alone be a burden.
Kumatora: Oh hush. You know that doesn't bother me that much. (Happily Lay the Side of her Head onto Luddy's Shoulder) I'll always love you for you, man, even if you are chubby. In fact, I find that to be a hefty plus on my book~
Ludwig: (Raises an Eyebrow at Kuma) Is that so?
Kumatora: (Looks Up at Ludwig with a Cheeky yet Seductive Smirk on her Face) You heard me. I happen to like my blue haired boi all nice, big, round n' chunky, and all cute like in face~ (Starts Kissing Luddy's Cheeks) He's too handsome to resist sometime, ya know?~
Ludwig: (Chuckles Lightly and Ticklishly by Kuma's Affections) Well, in that case, it seems I have no used for this t-shirt after all.
Ludwig gracefully takes off his t-shirt, showing off his body for the very first time in public. This, in turn, however, leaves his girlfriend struck in pure, blush filled awe.
Ludwig: So? What do you think?
Kumatora: ........Hot~
Ludwig: (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened) H-Hot!? (Starts Blushing as Well) Me?
Kumatora: Yeah, dude, look at you!~ Rock solid muscles, well-rounded pecs, and that tummy- (Turns to Her Boyfriend) You don't mind if I-
Ludwig: I-If you truly insist~
Kumatora: I truly do. Thanks, hon. (Lightly Smacks Ludwig's Stomach a Bit) It's so hard and bulky yet so squishy at the same time, it's perfect!~
Ludwig: (Turns Away While Rubbing the Back of his Head, Smiling Bashfully Now) C-Come now, I wouldn't say it's THAT perfect of a body structure~
Kumatora: (Hugs Ludwig Lovingly) Yeah? Well it's perfect enough for me. It even passed my Hugging Test with flying colors~
Ludwig: (Turns Back to Kuma with a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) Didn't know I had such a test~
Kumatora: (Smirks Back) You did a few seconds ago. It comes with a nice kiss as a reward~
Ludwig: With an "I love you" intact?~
Kumatora: A VERY hefty "I love you" on intact~ (Leans Over and Kiss Ludwig on he Lips)
Maria: (Seen Gushing Over the Couple in the Mid Distance with Alucard Under her Green Umbrella) Awwwwww~
Alucard: (Silenty Gives his Student a Thumbs Up)
Roy: ('Scoffs') Barf. (Starts Flexing One of his Muscles) My rad, rockin bod still outclassed you fat-
A speeding blue fireball and a pink firebolt knocks Roy out in an instant.
Falco & Katt
Falco: PFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Continues Laughing From There)
Katt: (Absolutely Livid at What is Shown to Her on Falco's Own Phone) What the hell am I looking at right now!?
Falco: (Points at the Picture on Screen) Your new redesign. It's like you came straight out of the alley way, literally! (Continues Laughing his Ass Off)
Katt: But that's impossible. T-That can't be me. (Glares at Falco) And I don't recall ever living in some random alley way growing up, Falco Lombardi!
Falco: (Tries Calming his Laughter Down Again) Hey- (Shrugs) Couldn't have fooled me. With how cracked and crooked eyed they made you look in the face, I'd say it pass the accuracy test with flying colors- If she could see where's flyin' that is! (Continues Laughing. Again.)
Katt: (Starts Growling in Anger) Speak for yourself, chicken legs!! (Shows Falco his Redesign Picture) YOU look like you came RIGHT OUT of Cuckoo Clock!!
Falco: (Immediately Stops Laughing) Cuckoo Clock? (Glares Back at Katt) Me!?
Katt: Yeah, you heard me! And I don't mean those fancy looking clocks either. I'm talking about those old, out of date clocks that are so dusty and expired like your redesign's dumb face!
Falco: 'Ey, at least it's' recognizable! If that redesign of yours didn't blurt out her name during that one section of the level, no one wouldn't know that's you!
Katt: They would've figure it out eventually!
Falco: Yeah and they'll be in for the most hilarious disappointment of the whole year and I'd STILL be laughing my ass off to sleep!!
Katt: ('Ugggh') You are so CHILDISH, Falco! Your ugly redesign would never!
Falco: And unlike your redesign, you're obnoxious, stuck-up, and VERY pretty to look at sometimes!
Katt: Well, you're still as handsome as you've always been for a jerk!!
Falco: God, I hope your redesign is at least half as sassy and hell of a pilot as you are right now!
Katt: And I hope you get over here and give me the kissing of a lifetime right now, mister!!
Falco: (Leans Closer to Katt) You're pushing it, Monroe!
Katt: And you're delaying the inevitable, Lombardi! Just do it!!
Falco: ('Ugh') Fine!
Katt: Fine!!
Falco/Katt: FINE!!
Then, after a few seconds of glaring at each other, the couple Immediately starts passionately making out with one another on the red towel they've sitting on the whole time
Krystal: (Giggles Softly at the Couple From a Mid Distance While Sitting Next to an Already Sighing Fox) Look at that!~ Their lover's quarrel was so entertaining and a lot cuter than I thought it would in actuality~
Fox: (Removes his Hand From his Face) This always happens in their fights. They have a scream-off at each other's faces one moment and the next,they end up smacking lips like their life depends on it, in public. Sometimes it ends with them having sex somewhere afterwards. They're a mess.
Krystal: An adorable mess~
Fox: (Forms a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) That seems like a fancy way to call them Constant Headaches~
Krystal: (Pouts at her Boyfriend Sitting Next to Her on Their Blue Towel) You know exactly what I meant, meanie. (Sighs Before Smiling Again) Anywho, I'm excited for your new game to come out a few weeks.
Fox: Same. Though, I do wish they didn't give us yet another retelling of the Lylat Wars for the umpteenth time.
Krystal: (Rest the Side of her Head onto Fox's Shoulder) Oh I'm sure you'll have yourself a brand new adventure waiting for you, in the sequel. (Gasps Before Getting Excited) They could finally bring me into the spotlight as well!~ (.....Then Starts Dreading atthe Potential Realization) Hopefully my redesign won't be as bad as Katt's....
Fox: (Looks Down at Krystal With a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Nah, I'm sure it wouldn't look too bad. Even then- (Gently Scratches Under Krystal's Chin) It wouldn't hold a candle to how gorgeous the real deal is in my very eyes~ (Kiss Krystal on the Forehead)
Krystal: (Giggles Some More) Foxyy!~ Gimme a real kiss or I will pounce you!~
Fox: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah, I like to you tr- (Immediately Gets Pounced onto the Towel by Krystal as She Starts Kissing Him Afterwards)
The Magic Trio
Owain: (Seen Looking Around the Gift with Zelda and Mewtwo) Come now, Mewtwo, there's plenty of unique, exquisite gifts to behave here! (Picks Up a White Colored Cane with a Crab Attached on the Top) Like this snazzy looking cane for instance. (Examines the Cane in Front of Him) Hm.....Seems like a perfect gift to give to father for Father's Day this year.
Zelda: Honey, your dad isn't old enough for any cane in general. (Happily Presents a Book to Her Boyfriend) How about we give him instead?
Owain: (Walks Over and Reads the Title of the Book) Legandborn. (Forms an Intrigued Smile on his Face) Ahh~ A very fascinating title for a dark fantasy book indeed. I surely hope he likes it.
Zelda: (Gives Owain a Reassuring Smile on her Face) I surely believe he'll love the heck out of it once he gets invested. (Shows off Two More Books) I even recommend he tries out Empire of the Vampire and Empire of Silence for fairly cheap proces.
Owain: Empire Glore! (Wraps his Arm Around Zelda's Shoulder) Your assistance today has been a huge help to my heart, my dear princess.
Zelda: (Happily Hugs Owain Back) And you being here, by my side has brought me such happiness in every waken day of the year, my sweet Owain~
Owain: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Zeldyyy!!~ I love you!~ (Kisses His Princess on the Lips For a Few Seconds Before the Two Turn Over to the Third Portion of Their Trio) Rejoice, Mewwy! For our princess and I found these marvelous books for my father to love!
Mewtwo: (Seen Looking Over the Jewelry Section More Thoroughly) That's great, Owain.
Zelda: (Walks Over to her Best Friend Alongside Owain) You still couldn't fine anything for Vivi yet?
Mewtwo: Not quite. I can't seem to a find single item in this shop that she would like.
Owain: Really? (Shows Mewtwo the Cane He Was Lookong at Earlier) Not even snazzy starfish cane?
Mewtwo: (Takes a Look at the Starfish Cane in Question) Hmm.....This does seem like something she would dance around with for hours on end....How much it cost?
Owain: (Takes a Look the Price Tag) $21.45!
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded) Solid enough. I'll take it. (Turns Back to the Jewelry Section) Now, to see which jewerly she would like.....
Zelda: (Smiles Softly at Mewtwo) You really really like Vivian a lot, huh Mewwy?
Mewtwo: It's much more than that now, Zelda. She's my girlfriend now. I love her very much and- (Notices Zelda Staring at Him With an Even Wider Smile Before Sighing) I walked into that one, didn't I?
Zelda: (Happily Hugs her Best Friend) Indeed you diiid!~ I know I told you this like....a million times already, but I cannot express enough just how happy I am for you adorable kids!~ I can tell you've missed her a lot since we got here, huh?
Mewtwo: I wouldn't exactly say I-
Zelda: Mewwyyyy.
Mewtwo: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fine. I missed her immensely, especially her hugs and kisses. They're to affectionate for me to ignore completely ans that bothers me.
Zelda: (Starts Snuggling onto Mewtwo's Embrace) Ohh, my poor baby!!~ Being lovesick this whole time, it sucks!~ Luckily, this vacation is coming to a close real soon. We'll see her again in no time. That, I'll promise you. (Gives Mewtwo a Big Kiss on the Cheek)
Owain: And once we do, we'll have you present her the cane AND this lovely seashell necklace I just found in the second section!
Zelda: Whoa.... (Eyes Widens in Awe at the Various of Shiny Seashells Pieced into One Whole Necklace) Look at all those seashells. They're so pretty~
Mewtwo: (In Awe at the Necklace as Well) Yes. I think Vivian would look incredible in them already.
Zelda: Right!? I could picture her wearing it to your next date together, it'll be amazing!!~
Mewtwo: Near perfection. How much that cost.
Owain: Only $12.75!
Mewtwo: Perfect. You're perfect, Owain. (Turns to Zelda) And you are as well, my friend. (Gives Zelda a Kiss on her Cheek)
Zelda: (Giggles Softly as her Heart Starts Melting) Awwww~ We love you too, Mewwy!~
Tech Buddies
Tails: (Seen Sitting Next to Coco on a Teal Color Towel While Watching the Sunset Together) ('Sigh') Another day of paradise coming to a close already~
Coco: ('Sighs in Relaxation') And an one and a half an hour left until we head back to our humble room~ (Turns to Tails Next to Her) The view is way prettier here than Wumpa Island.
Tails: Really.
Coco: I mean it. I think it's probably because I see the sun setting there on a near daily basis that it got a lot more predictable for me per say. But here......this is way beyond the type of breathtaking I've seen, even on a paradise setting. Gonna be a real long time before we experience something like this again, I'll tell ya that much.
Tails: You know, we could always use the Dimensional Ring to come by here again, have some quality fun time before watching this very sunset again. It might not exactly be the same as it is right now, but it'll still be a good enough experience for the both of us to share.
Coco: (Starts Nodding her Head to the Idea) Yeah....I dig the idea. But let's not do it too often, yeah? I want it to be a once in a month kind of thing, you know? Ooh! And before we leave here tomorrow, how about we grab as a few mangoes on the road? They taste super yummy and I kinda want to see how that and a Wumpa Fruit would taste together in a blended smoothie~
Tails: Yeah, I can already picture it right now. I bet it'll be- (Suddenly Starts Yawning) Suuuuuper yummier than either one of us could- ('Yaaaaawn') Imagine......
Coco: (Giggles Softly) D'Awww~ My poor fox buddy getting sleepy on me already?~
Tails: ('Yawn') Not quite. Just feel the need to yawn more often than I should. That and I- (Slowly Lay his Head into Coco's Lap) Kinda need to rest on your lap for now. If that's alright with you, of course.
Coco: That's perfect enough for me! (Looks Down at Tails with a Sly, Mischievous Smirk on her Face) But fair warning though, you are in direct range of my kisses right now~
Tails: Do you have to kiss attack me now? I just wanna laze around and rest a bit.
Coco: But I have this really cute and shiny lip gloss I've been trying out all day today- (Starts Putting on the Sad Puppy Dog Look) And I really wanna test it out on my bestest buddy in the world~ Pretty please?~ (Starts Wobbling her Shiny Lips)
Tails: (Snickers a Bit) Those lips does look pretty cute and shiny on you~ ('Sighs a Bit in Defeat') Alright. You can do your worst.
Coco: (Pumps her Fist Back a Bit) Wo-Yeah! (Smirks Down at her Best Friend) Better prepare yourself, Miles Prower~
Tails: (Starts Snickering) You didn't even say my full name right!~
Coco: (Starts Leaning Down) Don't care! Kissy-Time!~ (Starts Kissing All Over Tails's Face (Minus the Lips))
Tails: (Starts Giggling Ticklishly) Cocohoho!~ You minx!~ At least take it easy on the haiheheir!~
Coco: I'll comb it- ('Mwah') And those fluffy- ('Mwah') Tails of yours- ('Mwah') As soon- ('Mwah') As I finish- ('Mwah') Kissing that cute face of yours to oblivion!~ ('Mwah Mwah Mw-Mwaaaah')
Tails: (Continues Laughing) Oblivion?~ Really?~
Coco: Oh you know what I mean, buster! Now hush up and face my Bandicoot power!~ (Continues Kissing a Tickling Tails From There)
Wave: (Watches Two of her Bratty Friends From the Distance Alongside her Boyfriend, Funky) ('Scoffs') Are you seeing this right now, Funky? They swear up and down that they're not a couple and yet they always ended up doing adorable crap like this!
Funky: (Casually Shrugs With a Smile on his Face) Platonic Friendships does have plenty of cute moments from time to time.
Wave: (Starts Rolling her Eyes) Yeah and those two have over a thousand of them already. Damn kids.
Funky: (Wraps his Arm Around his Swallow Lady) Don't be like, pretty mama~ They'll come around to romance world eventually. It just takes some more patience, you know?
Wave: (Starts Blushing Before Snuggling onto Funky's Warm Embrace) ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah. I get what you mean, 'hon~ But mark my works, I will make their dating life a living hell the very day they make themselves official, you'll see!
Funky: (Chuckles Lightly) I'll be rootin' for ya all the way, partner~
Wave: ('Hmph') You better! (Starts Smiling a Bit) And thanks~ (Kisses Funky on the Lips)
Mini Fanfic #1356: The Smash Kids Back Home (SSBU X Persona 5)
Few Days Earlier Outside of the Smash Mansion.......
Ann: (Seen Talking to Lucas Along with her Wife, Shiho) So are you absolutely sure you and the others will be okay in that mansion by yourselves?
Shiho: And that you're perfectly fine on not going to Hawaii along with us? It won't nearly be as complete without any of you guys in it.
Lucas: (Gives Two of his Big Sister Figures a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Yeah, but there's no need to any of you to worry. Us Smash Kids are really tough when push comes to stove.
Ashley: (Walks Over to the Sunflower Trio) And we're stronger when we fight together. (Happily Hugs her Boyfriend Next to Her) Or at least, I am when I'm with you, Lucas~
Lucas: (Giggles Softly While Hugging Ashley Back) Aww~ I'm stronger when I'm with you too, Ashley~
Shiho/Ann: (Starts Gushing Over the Younger Couple in Frint of Her and Ann) AWWWWWWW!~
Ann: God, I'm gonna miss seeing you two being cute together!~
Shiho: Same!~
Lucas: Thanks, girls~ (Starts Tearing Up Immensely) But it won't be as much as how I'll miss you two!!~
Ann: Oh honeyyy!!~ (Squats Down and Hugs Lucas Lovingly Alongside Shiho) The vacation won't be too long! We'll be back in a week and a half, promise!!~
Shiho: We'll find you kids the finest souvenirs we could find along the way- ('Sniff') You can count on it!!~
Lucas: You girls are so sweet!~ ('Sniff') We'll love anything you'll get us- ('Sniff') But all I want for you two-('Sniff') And everyone else participating in the trip, to have the best, most relaxing time Imaginable- ('Sniff') We'll watch over the mansion just fine, I promisheseee!~
Shiho: Now who's being the sweetest out all of us here!?~
Ann: Words cannot how much Shiho and I are gonna miss you, kiddo!~ ('Sniff') And how much WE LOVE YOOOOOOOOU!~ (Bursts Out Crying Along with Shiho)
Lucas: I LOVE YOU GIRLS TOOOOOOOO!!!~
Lucas bursts out crying as well as he gently pulls a slightly hesitant Ashley into the emotional group hug with him and the now married ladies, prompting her to smile and hug them shortly after.
After all of that has been said and done, everyone got inside two of the Smash Tour Buses and begins to wave goodbye to most of the Smash Kids staying behind.
Smash Family: GOODBYYEE!~/See you all again soon!/Stay out of trouble, ya hear!?/ We'll think of you all of you everyday!!~/WE LOVE YOU!!~
Peach: (Already in Tears) ('Sniff') Please be safe and healthy in there! Call me, the moms, dads, uncles, and/or anyone else if you need ANYTHING- ('Sniff') So long as it isn't anything illegal!~ ('Sniff') Oh gosh- I'll miss you all oh so much, it hurts!!~
Ness: (Gives the Princess Mom a Reassuring Smile on his Face Along with the Rest of the Kids) You don't have to worry, Momma Peach, we'll be fine!
Toon: We'll miss you all like crazy though!
Kirby: Poyo!!~
Peach: I can and will worry about you sweet little angels!~ ('Sniff') But I trust that you'll be fine on your own!~
Bus Driver: Next stop, the Airport and after that, Hawaii!!
Peach: ('Sniff') (Immediately Uses her Pink Hankercief to Wave Goodbye to her Babies) BYEEEEEEEEEE!!~
Smash Kids: (Starts Waving Goodbye to Everyone as They Watch the Two Buses Drives Off) Goodbyeeee!~/ Have a nice trip!~/ Bring us something cool back!!/Poyo Poyooooo!~
Ness: (Turns to the Others) Let's head inside now, guys.
Smash Kids: (Simply Nodded to Ness' Command)
'Door Opens and Closed'
Nana: (Eyes Widens in Pure Awe Alongside Everyone Else as They Walk Inside the Inside of Their Own Mansion) We....We did it.
Popo: We finally have the entire Smash Mansion to ourselves....
Jr: One and a half week of no adults or teens bossing us around........
Toon: And it all ours to look after.......
Ness: With no strings attached.....
Kirby: Poyo.........
And so, within three to four seconds later, The Smash Kids (Except for Lucas and Ashley) scream their lungs out as they scatter and runs off into different rooms, causing ruckuses and mayhem along the way.
Ness and Toon running up the stairs and sliding down on the staircase railings, rinse and repeat, The Ice Climbers running around the hallway while banging their respective kitchen pans loudly, even Kirby is seen running around the kitchen table before stopping to finish up an entire juice box in one suck before resuming back to running in circles.
Ashley: ('Sighs in Annoyance') The day haven't reached it's evening phase yet and they're already acting like a bunch of maniacs in here
Jr: (In the Other Room) I'M GONNA BREAK SOMETHING!!! ('SMASH') (Starts Laughing Evilly)
Lucas: (Shrugs While Smiling Sheepishly) At....least we get to be involved in this kind of madness together.
Ashley: (Rest the Side of her Head onto Lucas' Shoulder) I suppose~ (Starts Pouting a Bit) It'd be nice if the two of us get to have our cuddle time in peace and quiet~
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Ashley Again) We'll have it all in due time. I promise.
Ashley: (Smiles While Snuggling onto Lucas' Embrace a Bit) I know~ I just feel like complaining today.
Lucas: (Giggles Softly) You silly~ (Gives Ashley a Peck on the Cheek)
Ashley: (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) That being said, i do wonder how we're all going to get through all of this....
Lucas: Of being home alone?
Ashley: Yeah, like what and how are we gonna eat and what's our schedule is going to be like throughout the week and a half. We can't just run around and potentially wreck every room in the mansion everyday.
'Dimensional Ring Summoning'
Lucas: That is true....Still, I'm sure after everything calms down, we can see if Ness has come up with any plans going forward.
???????: You could do that or you could just let me watch over you crazy kids going forward.
Lucas/Ashley: (Eyes Widens at a Very Familiar Face Standing Behind Them Just Now) Ms. Kawakami!
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Sadayo's Lower Half of her Body) It's so great to see you here today, Hiii!~
Sadayo: (Giggles Softly While Gently Ruffles the Top of Lucas' Hair) It's great to see you too, kiddo.
Ashley: You're going to watch over all of us for the time being?
Sadayo: (Happily Nodded) Yep! From the request of your Momma Peach. (Forms a More of a Deadpinned Look) At the very last minute.
Flashback
Sadayo: (On the Phone with Peach) You want me to watch over the kids for the time being?
Peach: (Wiping the Last Remaining Tears Away On the Other Line) Until we return home after week week and a half. You're the one person I could trust and believe with this task, Sadayo.
Sadayo: A-And trust me, I am very honored for all of that indeed, but uhh....You do realize yours-
Peach: Ours.
Sadayo: Right, right- Our kids comprises of two highly advanced psychic users, a witch, a hero of time, two professional mountain climbers, a son of an evil trutle tyrant-
Peach: And a pink adorable puffball with a a stomach equivalent of that to a literal black hole.
Sadayo: Wait, seriously?
Peach: It's true. Kirby accidently inhale one of the Toad Bridage once- I believe it was the Yellow Toad? It's a long story to explain- Anyways, yes, I am fully aware just how capable each of my babies are, but- ('Sigh') You know me, I'm a mom! I can't help but to worry about their well-being- (Starts Tearing Up Again) Especially when I'm about to be another dimension away from them.....(Starts Crying Softly a Bit)
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Yeah, I understand the long-distance dilemma quite a bit. ('Sighs Some More') I dunno, I just...Don't wanna end up messing everything up on the whole mom thing along the way, you know?
Peach: Oh sweetie- ('Sniff') Everyone in the world has their moments of messing up sometimes, even us moms. You just gotta learn from those mistakes and try doing better afterwards. If anyone can do it, I most certainly believe that it would be you.
Sadayo: (Genuinely Surprised by the Pep Talk Given to Her) You.....Actually have that much faith in me, do you?
Peach: (Happily Nodded) Of course i do, dear!~ We're friends and friends always believe and have faith in each other no matter what. It's high time you start doing the same for yourself.
End of Flashback
Ashley: ('Sigh') Yeah. That definitely sounds like something Momma Peach would do.
Lucas: (Smiles Softly) And would say too. She always have a way of making anyone feel better and more confident.
Sadayo: I know, right? This is the most motivated I've felt in my whole entire life.
Toon: JERONABALLLL!! (Seen Sliding Down and Then Flying Off the Railing Before Falling onto Sadayo's Arm....) Hm?- Ahh! (... Before Eyes Widens in Shock Shortly at her Very Present)
Sadayo: (Raises an Eyebrow at the Younger Hero of Time) Hello, Toon-san.
Toon: Ms. Kawakami! (Chuckles Awkwardly) L-Long time, so see.....
Ness: (Eyes Widened From the Upstairs) Ms. Kawakami!? (Immediately Rushes Down the Stairs to See Her and the Others with an Awkward Smile) W-What brings you into our lovely home, hmm?
Ashley: She's here to watch over us for the week and a half.
Ness/Toon: She is?
Popo: (Immediately Walks Over to the Pthers with Nana While Holding the Pans Down) Ms. Kawakami?
Nana: Watching over us?
Kirby: (Walks into the Entrance Room While Holding a Perfectly Made Sandwich) Poyo Poyo?
Sadayo: You heard right. Your Momma Peach gotta so worried about you kids on road, so she asked me to look over you all at the very last minute.
Toon: Yep. (Holds Off of Sadayo's Hands) Definitely sounds like something she would do.
Ness: (Nods his Head in Agreement) Especially when she's already from a dimension distance. But we should probably tell Jr about this before he-
'SCATTERED VASE'
Smash Kids: ('Sigh') Break something./Poyo Poyo.
Jr: (Rushes Over to the Entrance with a Big Grin on his Face) Yo! You guys should've seen me in the other room, I was-
'Clears Throat'
Jr: (Eyes Begins to Widened at his Teacher Turnt Mother Figure Glaring Down on Him) Crap. Ms. Kawakami is here, isn't she?
Ness: Yep.
Jr: Here to watch over us?
Sadayo: For a week and a half.
Jr: And that's probably because Momma Peach called you at the very last minute or so?
Lucas: You guessed it.
Ashley: Ding-Ding.
Jr: Huh. (Notices His Black Baseball He Was Holding Before Quickly Hiding it Behind his Back) U-Uh- Just letting everyone know right now, I only broke ONE vase today!
Ness: (Sighs While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose) Which one?
Jr: The.....(Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Love One...I think?
Ness: Good thing we have plenty of spares of that particular one in the closest.
Toon: (Shrugs to Ness) At least the whole Home Alone concept was fun while it lasted
Sadayo: Oh come on, kids, this isn't too bad of a scenario. I mean, sure, being home alone, when I was your age, seemed fun at first, for like an hour and a half, until more and more minutes and hours passed by, to pure boredom. So much to the point that I ended watch the local news and repeat the words "Hot in Topeaka" just to pass the time, even did a whole research of that place and everything.
Ice Climbers: Yeesh.
Toon: That can't be fun.
Sadayo: (Shrugs) Eh. Could've been a lot worst in retrospect. But seriously though, I'm still kinda new to this whole....Mom business. All I ask is you kids try not to give me too much hassle, yeah?
Ness: (Gives Sadayo a Reassuring Smile on his Face Along with Toon) I wouldn't worry too much about us.
Toon: (Wraps his Arm Around Ness' Shoulder) Yeah, we're way less trouble than you think, at least compared to Jr here.
Jr: Hey!
Toon: You have nothing to worry about.
Later that Evening.....
Kirby: (Happily Rushes Out of the Kitchen with Five Slices of Pizza on his Plate) Poyo!!~
Sadayo: (Glares at the Pink Puffball) Kirby!! You get back here with that plate of pizza, young man! You already swallowed nearly a whole box of them already!
'Boing Boing Boing'
Sadayo: (Quickly Turns to the Two Sources of All the Bouncing) Popo! Nana!
Popo: (Immediately Stops Bouncing on the Sofa Alongside Nana While in Their Night Clothes) Sorry.
Nana: Force of habit.
Sadayo: (Sighs While Facepalming Herself) ('Ugh') Whatever- (Points the Ice Climbers Upstairs) Just make sure your brother doesn't eating all that pizza up there, will ya?
Popo: (Shrugs) Nearly impossible task considering who we're dealing with, but we'll try.
Nana: Kirby! (Rushes Upstairs Along with Popo) You better not be eating pizza up there!
Popo: Save it for tomorrow!
Kirby: (Already in the Room) Poyo!!
Toon: (In a Heated Argument with Ness) Dude, how long are you gonna get into your thick head that the Rasengan is one of the top best super techniques to have in all anime!?
Ness: And how many times do I have to explain to YOU that the Kamehame Wave is far more influential in comparison!?
Toon: ('Scoffs') Please. You're obviously not saying it right!
Ness: What the- They literally pronounced it that way in a few episodes!
Toon: Does not!
Ness: Does so!
Toon: Does not!
Ness: Does so!
Toon: Does-
Sadayo: (Quickly Glares at the Two Boys) Enough! Both of you! You've been going at it for nearly half and hour now, don't you know when to quit?
Toon: Till one of us is proven right?
Ness: (Shrugs) We feel it's the only situation to settle this debate once and for all.
Sadayo: Yeah? Well, the only thing debates like that brings is a nothing but headaches on my end! Now, put it to rest, march up to your rooms, and sleep, please!
Toon/Ness: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yes, ma'am. (Goes to the Staircases)
Ness: I am so right, by the way.
Toon: Not on your life, Yo-Yo Boy.
Sadayo: Hey! Less debating, more marching up there! (Notices Jr Casually Walking By While Holding a Bg of Gumballs) And where do you think you're going with candy in your hand?
Jr: To my humble room where I cam enjoy my sweets in peace.
Sadayo: In the middle of midnight? (Takes a Bag Out of Jr's Hand) Yeah, I don't think so.
Jr: Hey!
Sadayo: Matter of fact- (Squats Down to Jr's Height Level) Have you even brush your teeth at all before getting ready for bed?
Jr exhale his breath out in front of Sadayo's face.....Unfortunately for latter, the wrenched smell was more than enough for to quickly cover her nose, stand back up, and back away.
Sadayo: ('Ugh') God! Why did I even bother!?
Jr: (Bursts Out Laughing and Pointing Finger at Sadayo's Dispense) Ha-Haaaa! You should've seen the look on your face, it's hilarious! (Picks the Bag Up From the Floor) I'll be taking this back, thank you~ (Starts Whistling as He Finally Walks Off)
Sadayo: (Glares at Jr Again) Hey! Get back here with the candy!
Jr: Or what? You'll chase me down?~ I'm practically invincible with this bad breath of mines!~
Sadayo: Not when I'm in this house! You HEAR ME-
The Next Morning...........
Sadayo: (Seen Groaning While Waking Up on the Sofa) Dumb morning...Already? (Takes a Blanket That Was On her, Off)
TV: Are you ready, Squidward!? No.
Sadayo: (Starts Rubbing her Eyes a Bit Before Noticing a Familiar Face Sitting on the Floor Right in Front of the Sofa) Lucas?
Lucas: (Turns to the Voice Behind Him) Hm? (Smiles Brightly at Sadayo) Good Morning, Ms. Kawakami!~ Or- (Giggles a Bit) Should I call you Momma Sadayo now?~
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Either one is fine at this point. You slept over here last night?
Lucas: (Happily Nodded) Mhm. You've chased Jr all night yesterday that you managed to tired yourself back to the sofa, so I wanted to make sure you get the proper rest you needed without any disturbance, especially from Jr.
Sadayo: (Immediately Turns Away and Looks Up at the Ceiling, Completely Pleased by the Sunflower's Kindess and Care) (BLESS HIS SWEET, TINY HEART!!~) (Turns Back to Lucas with a Soft Smile) That's really sweet of you, Lucas- (Suddenly Starts Yawning and Stretching her Arm Up) But you didn't have to do that for me at all.....
Lucas: I know, but I'd do anything for those who I already considered family.
Sadayo: (Genuinely Surprised by What Lucas Just Said) You....really see me as such?
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) Of course! You're our mom now, remember? I know it may not seem like it now, but I think everyone else here has taking a liking to you bit by bit, even Jr.
Sadayo: (Scoffs While Rolling her Eyes a Bit) Yeah. Probably cause he enjoyed missing with me all night....
Lucas: (Smiles Sheepishly) Probably. But to be fair, he's practically like that to everyone. It's best not to let him get to you going forward.
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Exactly what I'm planning to do- (Suddenly Dtarts Yawning Again Before Getting Herself Up From the Sofa) Anywho, I should probably fix you little monsters something for breakfast for today. How does sausage, eggs, and bacon sound?
Lucas: Ooh!~ I love it already~ I didn't know you could cook, Momma Sadayo.
Sadayo: (Starts Rubbing The Back of her Head a Bit) Well, I....uhhh.....Kinda.....sorta can't? Hell, I don't even think I remember the last time I cooked myself an honest meal in my life- (Shrugs) But it's just a simple breakfast meal, right? (Snickers a Bit) How bad could I screw this up?
Few Minutes Later....
'BeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeepBeep'
'Sprinklers Turns On'
Ness: (Quickly Arrived to the Kitchen Alongside the Other Smash Kids, Some With Their Respective Weapons in Each of Their Hands) We heard the alarm! Everything alright in- Here?
Ness and gang raised their eyebrows at the Sight of Sadayo, now covered in a bit of black soot on her face, holding a plate burnt scrambled eggs in her hand.
Sadayo: .............I screwed up the eggs.
Ness: That badly, huh?
Sadayo: Yeah. Knew I should've took up Culinary Class when I had the chance....
Lucas: (Puts on a More Reassuring Smile on his Face) I dunno- (Gently Takes the Plate Out of Sadayo's Hands to Look at the Eggs Himself) It....doesn't look too terrible, at least from my perspective.
Ashley: Lucas, darling, those eggs look like a pile of burnt, molding wood paper.
Toon: Burnt goop is more like it.
Sadayo: I.E. it's utter crap.
Jr: (Chuckles Lightly) Ha! Crap.
Kirby uses his inhaling abilities to suck up the burnt eggs and plastic plate from Lucas' hands, much to Sadayo's surprise.
Sadayo: Huh?
Lucas: Well, at least Kirby seems interested in trying them out.
Sadayo: Why though?
Kirby: (Starts Smacking his Lips a Bit From the Taste of the Eggs He Just Ate Before Putting on a More Slightly Nonchalant Look and Shrugging) Hm. Poyopoyo Poyo.
Popo: Ouch. 4.5 out of 10?
Nana: That's the lowest score Kirby gave out yet.
Sadayo: I'd say it should lower than that, but to each their own I guess. Grocery shopping, anyone?
Smash Kids: Yeah!/Sure/Neat
Kirby: (Happily Cheers in Rejoice) Poyo!~
Few More Minutes of Getting Dressed and Ready For the Day Later at the Smash Grocery Store.......
Peach: (Gasps on the Other Line of Sadayo's Video Call) Oh my! Are you and the kids are alright?
Sadayo: (Sighs While Pushing a Buggy Forward as The Most of the Kids Starts Putting Various Stuff in It) Yeah, we're fine, other than those eggs and my pride got burned along with it. And get this, the moment Kirby swallow a whole plate of them he gave me 4.5 rating.
Samus: (Chimes in on the Video Call) Damn, really? That's like the lowest score he could possibly give to any food. Ever.
Peach: ('Sigh') Speaking of which- (Puts on a Soft Motherly Glare omat a Certain Pink Ball on Screen) Kirbyyy.
Kirby: (Immediately Stops What He Was Doing While Carrying a Mountain Size of Food in his Hands) Hm?
Peach: (Raises an Eyebrow) Do you really think that amount of food you're carrying right now, is necessary for you and the others right now? Hm?
Kirby: (Looks Over at the Food He Has and Then Look Back at Peach Still Staring at Him on Screen, Before Ultimately Sighing in Defeat) Poyo......
Peach: Then pick the five you truly want and put the rest back where they came from. Come on.
Kirby: (Simply Nodded to Momma Peach's Command) Po-yo.
Peach: That goes for the rest of you sweethearts as well.
Smash Kids: Yes, ma'am. (Put Some of the Unneeded Stuff Back on the Counters)
Samus: (Sees Jr Sneaking a Candy Bar into the Buggy) That goes double for you too, Jr
Jr: (Immediately Stops in his Tracks) Eep!
Sadayo: (Glares at Jr) Yeah, you don't deserve another candy after last night.
Peach: What happened last night?
Jr: Nothing!
Sadayo: My foot! You didn't brushed your teeth like I asked you to and you made me chase you around all night with a bag of gumballs in your hand, you ain't slick.
Peach: (Let's Out Another Gasps Before Glaring at Jr on Screen) Bowser Jr! Is what Momma Sadayo said is true!?
Samus: (Glares at Jr Along with the Rest of the Moms Present on Screen) And you better tell us nothing but the truth or else.
Jr: (Stares onto Each of his Moms' Glares Staring at Him For a Few Seconds Before Sighing in Defeat Also) She speaks the truth......
Samus: Thought so. Put the candy bar back.
Peach: And think long and hard about how rude you were towards your Momma Sadayo last night while you're at it, young man, hop to it!
Jr: ('Sighs Heavily') Fiiiine. (Starts Grumbling While Walking Off)
Sadayo: Well, would you look at that? He hates me..
Samus: Nah, I wouldn't worry too much on the sport. Knowing him, he'll probably get over it in a few minutes or so.
Sadayo: ('Sigh') If you say so. Sorry for troubling you this morning.
Samus: (Gives Sadayo a More Reassuring Look Along with Peach and the Other Moms) 'Hon, stop. We don't mind helping out from time to time. We're friends.
Peach: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Exactly!~ And like I said yesterday, you are bound to make mistakes every once and a while, like the rest of us.
Sadayo: You just need to learn from them and do better, am I right?
Peach: Right!~ See? You're learning already.
Sadayo: I mean, I am a teacher after all. I gotta live and learn to set an example....(Takes a Look at the Smash Kid Deciding What They Really Want in the Mansion For Today) For all of our kids.
Moms: (Hearts Melting On the Other Line) AWWWWWWWWWW!~
Peach: Never give up, Sadayo Dear!~ ('Sniff') We believe in you!!~
????: They're right, you know?
Sadayo looks down to see Lucas smiling up at her.
Lucas: Being a mom of many is a tough task, but I think you have what it takes to be a great one. You just need a little more confidence in yourself, you know?
Sadayo: (Takes One Good Look at Lucas and Then The Other Smash Kids For a Brief....) Yeah. (...Before Forming a More Confident Smile on her Face) You're right. I got this.
Two and a Half Hours of Shopping and Walking Around Smash Town Later........
Sadayo: (Let's Out an Exhausted Sounding Sigh While Sitting on the Bench With the Smash Kids) Finally!~ A bench to sit and rest on!~
Ness: (Turns to Sadayo) All the walking around tired you out already?
Sadayo: Like you won't believe.....How the heck is this is supposed to be a town and yet it's ten times bigger than Shiyuba itself?
Toon: Exactly what we've been thinking!
Popo: Right? It's so massive, it's practically have anything you could ask for a town to have.
Nana: They should've called it Smash City a long time ago honestly.
Smash Kids/Sadayo: Agreed./Poyo.
????: HI, Jr!~
Jr: Huh?- (Eyes Begins to Widened at a Very Familiar Face Smiling Down at Him) Sage! (Immediately Gets Up From his Seat to Greet His Best Friend with a Bashful Smile on his Face) H-Hiiii!~ What brings you out here in a town that's clearly big enough to be a city?~
Sage: (Giggles Softly) I'm simply here to complete my father's errands for today. (Notices a Few Shopping Bags in Some of the Smash Kids' Hands) I take it you all are doing the same as well?
Jr: (Shrugs) Ehh. Kinda. We were grocery shopping, then regular shopping, and show our new, rookie mom, Sadayo, here-
Sadayo: Rookie Mom? Really?
Jr: Around the town a bit and end up here. Exhausted.
Ness: (Already Smirking at Jr) I dunno~ You seemed energetic the moment Sage hovers by~
Toon: (Starts Snickering) More than we can say about the rest of us here for sure~
Jr: (Immediately Glares at Ness) Cause it's Sage, now shut it! (Turns Back to Sage with a Bright Smile) You know, you're more than welcome to join us watch the people pass by in this shade if you want.
Sage: A relaxing choice of activity to be have indeed, but I'm afraid must return to base as soon as possible. Father is currently working on his most latest, diabolical invention and I can't afford to miss an opportunity to witness it firsthand. You understand, right?
Jr: (Shrugs While Being a Tad Bit Disappointed) Yeah, it's cool. (Smiles a Bit) I'll....see you later than?
Sage: (Happily Nodded) Oh yes, definitely. I'd even love it more if you text me once you've arrived home for the day.
Jr: (Went Back to Smiling Again) Deal! And....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Shyly) Uhhh- (Quickly Pecks Sage On the Cheek Before Backing Away) Y-You know, to...remember be bye or something....
Nana/Kirby/Sadayo/Lucas: Awwwwwwww~
Sage: (Heart Begins to Flutter and Melt in Pure Happiness as She Places her Hand onto her Kissed Cheek) Thank you~ (Gives Jr a Big Kiss on his Cheek, Causing Him to Blush on Cue) I hope this could do the same for you as well~
Ness: (Starts Snickering Alongside Toon and Popo) Oh, you know he will~
Toon: In more ways than one!~
Jr: (Glares at at the Duo Again) Shut. It!
Sage: (Giggles Softly) I must be off then. (Waves Goodbye to her Friends as She Teleports Herself Away)
Smash Kids: Bye, Sage!~/ See you soon!/Poyo Poyoooo!
Sadayo: (Starts Gushing Over Jr) Awww Jr!~ I didn't know you have a girlfriend this whole time!~
Jr: (Quickly Glares at Sadayo) SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! (Crosses his Arms While Turning Away, Pouting) She's just....A really, REALLY cool girl I happen to like and care for. A lot. Whole lot.
Ashley: That's one way of putting it.
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) I think you two would be cute together!~
Jr: ('Scoffs') Please. We'd be adorable together. (Points at Both Lucas and Ashley) More so than you two, clowns!
Ashley: (Rolls her Eyes) It's not a contest, Jr.
Jr: Yeah? Well, if it was, we'd so win!
Ashley: Whatever.
Kirby: (Whispers to Sadayo) Poyopoyo poyopoyo.
Sadayo: Oh. So they already act like a couple when they're officially not.
Kirby: (Happily Nodded) Mhm.
Sadayo: Ah that make sense. I think. (Let's Out Another Sigh While Looking Up at the Clouds in the Sky) I envy you kids sometimes. You have a way better grasps and understanding to romance than any adults I know, even myself.
Popo: Well, we do have most of our parents that love each other very much.
Nana: We were bound to learn a thing or two about how the concept of it sooner or later.
Toon: Like how to treat your partner with love and respect.
Lucas: How to have a mutual understanding and communicate with one another.
Jr: And how to accept rejection and not be delusional like my dad.
Smash Kids: Oh yeah./Definitely that./Mmhm.
Sadayo: Couldn't have said it all better myself, especially the last time. Though, I'm kinda surprised you getting tired of your father shenanigans as well, Jr.
Jr: Yeah, I love my dad and everything, but even I think he should move on from Momma Peach already.
Smash Kids/Sadayo: Agreed./Poyo.
Few Minutes of Returning Home Later: In the Smash Mansion's Swimming Pool Center......
Smash Kids (except for Lucas and Ashley who are seen happily walking together while holding hands) cheers in rejoice as they're seen wearing their respective swimsuits, while racing their way to their very own swimming pool, all while Sadayo follow s behind them while carrying a cookbook in her hand.
Sadayo: Alright, you little runts, remember what we discussed on our way back home: No rough-housing or pranking each other inside the pool. If I catch any of you doing either one, your butts are gonna sit right next to me in the shade for ten to twelve minutes flat. (Sits Herself Down on One of the Beach Chair Under the Giant Pink Umbrella) You got that-
'SPLASH' 'SPLASH' SPLA-SPLASH' 'SPLASH'
Sadayo: (Now Seen Soaked and Wet with a Clear Annoyed and Deadpinned Look on her Face) ............Message cleared then.
As Sadayo starts reading her cookbook she brought from the bookstore, everyone else seems to be having a good time in the pool already. Ness and Toon Link are playing Water Wars against once another, the Ice Climbers does some synthesize dancing with Kirby being in the middle, and Ashley is seen talking to Lucas while sitting and relaxing on an inflatable pool chair.
Ashley: Are you enjoying the new floaties I got for you, my dear?
Lucas: (Happily Nodded While Enjoying the New Floaties Ashley Got For Him) Yeah, they're great! I feel much floaty and safer now thanks to you.
Ashley: (Smiles Back at her Boyfriend) It's not a problem at all. Your safety and happiness will always be my top priority. (Starts Getting Shy and Blushing) But y-you know?
Lucas: Hm?
Ashley: I-If you want, you're more than welcome to sit in this inflatable chair alongside me~ There's always room for one more.
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) Sure, if you don't mi-
Jr: (Suddenly Emerges Out of the Water While Wearing a Shark Fin Hat) RAWWWR!
Lucas lets out a horrified shriek as he quickly jumps out of the pool and into Ashley's chair, shaking and hugging her to dear life.
Ashley: (Immediately Hugs Her Boyfriend to Help Calm him Down) ('Shh Shh Shh') Take some breaths, Lucas, it's okay~ You're here with me now- (Glares Harshly at Jr) And I WON'T let him brother you.
Jr: (Chuckles Evilly) Oh relax, you big babies! It just a harmless prank.
Ashley: (Raises an Eyebrow) Harmless prank? Something you know for a fact, you're not allowed to do here?
Jr: (Casually Shrugs) Hey, someone gotta make this pool less chummy around here and I'm happy to ablige as the resident Shark Boi for the day. (Forms an Evil Grin on his Face) Maybe I can start popping your precious chair with my sharp shark fangs...Then you'll have to swim together, from me! (Let's Out an Evil Laugh)
Ashley: (Went Back to Glaring at Jr Again as Her Hair Turns White) Test my time and patience here today and see what happens!
Lucas: A-Ashley.....
'Whistle Blowing x3'
Sadayo: (Removes the Whistle From her Mouth Before Glaring at the Resident Shark Boi) JUNIOR! Don't think I didn't catch all of that! Get out of this pool, right now!
Smash Kids: Ooooooooooooh!
Ashley: (Hair Returns to It's Original Color) Goodie for you.
Jr: (Eyes Widens in Pure Disbelief) Ahh what!?
Sadayo: No, don't you "Ah What?" me, young man! I remembered specifically saying that if I catch you pranking someone, you get a ten to twelve minute timeout of the pool, before we got here. Did I not?
Smash Kids: You did!/Po-yo!
Jr: Well, I mean, yeah, but-
Sadayo: Nope. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. I want you out.
Jr: But-
Sadayo: Now.
Jr: ARRRRRG-
After groaning for a few seconds, Bowser Jr reluctantly hot out of the pool and sits next to Sadayo's chair under the umbrella's shade, pouting.
Jr: This is so unfair!
Sadayo: (Too Busy Reading her Cookbook) Life is unfair, kid. You're just gonna have to suck it up and deal with it regardless.
Jr: Like I already know that!? (Scoffs While Looking Away From Sadayo) Whatever. It's not like you know anything about pulling cool pranks before.
Sadayo: When i was a teen i had. Multiple times actually.
Jr: (Turns Back to Sadayo with a Genuine Surprise) Really?
Sadayo: Yeah. Most of which were against my will, but I played my parts in them. ('Sigh') Honestly, my whole life itself has been this crazy roller-coaster in my pre to young adult years that I don't have a single clue where to start explaining.
????: Your life was a like crazy roller-coaster?
????: How crazy are we talking?
?????: Poyo!~
Sadayo gets startled a bit before noticing the rest of the Smash Kids are staring and surrounding her with curiosity in each of their eyes.
Sadayo: ('Sigh') Yeah, it was bunkers. (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow) What, you all want to hear all about it instead of enjoying your pool time today?
Popo: (Shrugs) I don't see why not.
Nana: We do like listening to people's backstories as of late.
Ashley: And we do think you're a pretty neat person as well.
Sadayo: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Genuine Surprise by What Ashley Just Said) Y-You really mean that?
Ness: (Happily Nodded) Yeah, even when started out as our teacher/tutor a couple of years ago. You're smart, wise, very honest, and you've managed to put up with us and the Phantom Thieves for so long, without breaking a sweat and pulling your hair out, that we can't help but to admire you in a way.
Lucas: (Smiles Softly) Which is all the more reason why we want to get know a little more as our one of our moms now.
Smash Kids: Yeah/Absolutely/Mhmm
Jr: (Shrugs) I guess.
Sadayo: (Heart Starts to Melt as She Happily Nodded to the Kids' Request) ('Hmph') Very well. I suppose there's no harm in sharing my past with you all bit. Some of stories get risqué down the line, so I'm only going keep it strictly PG for you kids, understand?
Smash Kids: Yes, ma'am!/Poyo!
Sadayo: Good. Now, the first pranking incident all started back in Junior High. Marisa, a really old friend of mine, haven't seen in years actually, has suggested getting back at this one guy.....(Continues Explaining her Past Stories)
An Hour and Four Quarters Later.......
TV: In other weather news, it is still appears to be hot in Topeaka and will possibly stay that way for two to three more days in the afternoon.
Sadayo/Smash Kids: (Seen Sitting in the Living Room Together) It is still HOT in. To-Peaka.
Ness: Huh. Don't know about you guys,but I'm actually having a little fun pronouncing all of that out loud.
Toon: Me too now that I think about it.
Sadayo: That's probably due to us saying it simultaneously. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) That being said, it has been the first time in a while, since I've said it myself-
'BANG BANG BANG'
Lucas: (Gets Startled Again Before Quickly Hugging Ashley Next to Him) W-What was that!?
?????: (From Outside) Palutena!! Come out and face me, you false, COWARD OF A GODDESS!!
Ashley: Intruders.
Ness: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) Ohh God, don't tell me that's who I think it is........
?????: It is I, JEAN TRINITÉ THE THIRD, here to challenge you after the humiliation you brought upon me during your foolish Co-Op Wedding! If you do not abides to my request, we, the Dark Knights of the Underworld, will destroy you and this very home of yours to kingdom come pronto!!
Dark Knights: AWOOGA!!
Sadayo: ('Ugh') Now I see why that Hades guy hired that guy, he's more petty than he is....
Toon: ('Sigh') Tell me about it, but a threat's a threat to home, so.....
Ice Climbers: (Already Has Their Mallets Up and Ready) Let's get 'em.
Kirby pounds hist find onto yhe palm of his non-existent hand in anger.
Sadayo: (Gets Up From her Seat) Hang on, kids. I think I should be to one to handle this.
Ashley: (Eyes Widens Along with Everyone Else) What?
Jr: Are you crazy!?
Lucas: Momma Sadayo, no!
Sadayo: I know, I know. It's a huge gamble I'm putting on my own life right now, but I'm a part of the Certified Moms now and it's my job to do whatever it takes to keep each and everyone of you safe at all cost. (Notices All the Worried Looks Staring at Her Before Letting Out a Sigh) But if things goes south, which I have no doubt it probably will, I want you all to come from any close by hiding spots you can find, for an ambush attack. Sounds good?
Lucas: (Simply Nodded to Sadayo with a Determined Look on his Face) Perfect. We won't let anyone harm our momma and get away with it, on our watch!
Smash Kids: (Nods in Agreement) Mhmm.
Sadayo: (Smiles Proudly at the Smash Kids) Good looking out, kids. Now, hand me my bat.
Jean: (Starts Banging on the Door Again) Hurry it up, Goddess! Some of us don't have all day.
Steve: We got ourselves another game night tonight!
Jean: (Rolls his Eyes) Yeah, that.
'Door Opens'
Sadayo: (Reveals Herself With her Arms Crossed) Can I help any of you gentlemen here today?
Jean: (Raises his Flaming Eyebrow at Sadayo's Prresence) Who in the devil blazes are you?
Sadayo: Sadayo Kawakami. A simple homeroom teacher watching over the mansion for a week and a half.
Jean: ('Hmph') A woman as weak and useless as you guarding this sacred home? HA! Don't make me laugh!
Sadayo: ('Clicks Teeth') (Adding blatant sexist to the list.) Yeah, well, I just so happen to be the woman for the job. So unless have you an actual reason of being here, I suggest you and your merry band of knights make your exit out of here real quick.
Jean: Not until you bring that false goddess, Palutena, out here and face me! (Glares Harshly Towards Sadayo) Otherwise, you fate will be sealed by my hands alone.
Sadayo: (Rolls her Eyes) Yeah, well, you clearly wasted your time on that front,genius
Jean: Pardon?
Sadayo: You heard me. The goddess's not here and I won't be revealing her location if that's what you're wondering. What I'm going to instead is ask you one more time to leave this private area- (Takes Out her Homerun Bat That Was Attached onto her Back the Whole Time) Or else.
Jean: (Stares at Sadayo For a Brief Second Before Snickering) Really? You're going to try and hit me with a bat?
Sadayo: Yep.
Jean: Do you even realize what you're getting yourself into, woman?
Sadayo: Probably. Doesn't bother me in the slightest. (Harshly Glares Back at Jean) All I care about is getting you away from this mansion and my kids, one way or another.
Dark Knight: ....Guys, i think that teacher lady is serious here.
Steve: Right? And she's not even flinching the whole time.
Jean: (Stares into the Homeroom Teacher's Glare) Hmmmmm......You know what? I'm commend your foolish bravery to oppose me, the Leader of the Dark Knights! For that, I'll allow to make the first hit from that.....weapon of yours.
Sadayo: Wait. (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Y-You're serious? No tricks or catch to any of this?
Jean: (Simply Shakes his Head) None whatsoever. I mean, I do not be confused- You will die by my hands, but I suppose it would be fair to let a weakling like you, have a fighting chance. Generous of me, is it not?
Sadayo: I.....guess? (Starts Getting into Battling Position) Just so we're both on the same page, you practically ASKED for this, didn't you?
Jean: Yes, yes, I requested this as clear as day, now quit wasting my time and strike!
Sadayo: (Takes One Deep Breath Before Speaking) Okay.
Bada Ba Da Dadaaaaa
With a little circular wind up, Sadayo then procceds to swing her bat towards Jean's face as hard she possibly could. Little did the overly confident leader of the Dark Knights, knew that one, single strike was powerful enough to not only break his mask in two, his jaw, nose, and everything else his face has to offer, but it's also strong enough to knock him out of his feet as he's sent off into the skies' orbit, now screaming in agnoy.
Jean: NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!
The star appears to shine on the sunset before disappearing completely.
Sadayo: Huh. (Starts Examining the Bat Around a Bit) It really does live up to it's name. Who knew? Anywho~ (Turns to the Rest of the Dark Knights, Who Are Shaking in Fear Right Now) You boys wanna feel how painful this feels next?
Steve: (Claps his Hands a Single Time Before Pointing at Sadayo) No thanks. Bye! (Turns to the Rest of the Knights) Out to the fence!! Quickly!! (Quickly Runs Away While the Knights Quickly Follows Behind)
Knight #1: This is exactly why I wanted to stay home today!!
Knight #2: You and the rest of us here, Frank!!
Sadayo: (Suddenly Feels her Knees Beginning to Shake) New found confidence depleting in three seconds aaaaaaand- (Slowly Slids Down on the Ground) Down i go. (Let's Out a Heavy Sigh in Pure Relief)
The Smash Kids rushes out to Sadayo while cheering for her in rejoice
Ness: You were awesome out there, Momma Sadayo!
Nana: Incredible!
Ashley: (SImply Nodded in Approval) Very impressive indeed.
Jr: Totally WICKED!! You sent that loser flying with one batter-batter swing!
Sadayo: (Casually Shrugs) Hey, he did ask for me to male the first move. (Forms a Proud Smirk on her Face) I just wanted to make it count.
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) And you did it with no fear in tact! You're really strong for a homeroom teacher.
Sadayo: Hm. (Starts Smiling Softly) Guess I am, huh?
Popo: Don't forget the brave too.
Kirby: Poyo!~
Sadayo: Yeah. I mean, not always, but I think I'm confident enough to fight for you adorable monsters.
Jr: Heck, you may even be confident enough to join the Smash Tournament with us someday!
Sadayo: (Eyes Widens in Fear) Let's not go crazy! (Let's Out Another Sigh Before Smiling Again) How about I just come by and help whenever you any of you need, yeah?
Ness: So long as it isn't anything illegal?
Sadayo: (Snickers a Bit) I was gonna say if it's not anything too out of the ordinary, but that works too.
Ness: Great! (Hugs Sadayo Along with the Others)
Smash Kids: We love you, Momma Sadayo!!~
Sadayo: (Looks Down at the Kids For a Brief Second Before Smiling Softly Once More) Thanks. (Hugs the Kids Altogether) I love you all too.
Later That Evening, Back in the Living Room.........
TV: Yamato......I swear that I will never make you cry again.
Lucas: (Starts Tearing Up a Bit While Sitting Next to Sadayo on the Sofa) He's willing to risk his life for the girl he loves. ('Sniff') That's so so sweet and romantic~
Sadayo: Yeah, I'm real sucker for any romance related show with a good writing, but this one's easily Top 3 in my book.
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) It's mines too!~ Takeo is such an amazing person. (Starts Pouting a Bit) I don't know why those girls would feel the need to talk bad about him behind his and Yamato's backs like that. I don't think he's ugly at all!
Sadayo: Well, that cause not a lot of people are as sincere as you are, Lucas. That and they've been wayyy too picky on who they want to date these days....
Lucas: (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Confusion) Picky?
Sadayo: Yeah, like some will either have expectations on their ideal partner so high or, God forbidden, so down low that for whatever reason, it would always end up crashing down on their faces afterwards. It's becoming predictably sad at this point.
Lucas: Yeah. But it shouldn't stop any of them to give kind, honest hearts like Takeo an honest chance at least. They may not look like how they want any partner to look, but they're more than capable of providing love and affection to those they fall for too.
Sadayo: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) My thoughts exactly. See? Like I said: we need more sincere and loving person like you in the world right now.
Lucas: (Smiles Sheepishly) That seems like a really tall order to ask, but it would still be nice. Ooh! Speaking of which, I got you something you would really like for years to come. (Takes Some Out From Under the Pillow and Presents it to Sadayo) Ta-Da!~
Sadayo: (Eyes Widens at What Lucas is Giving Her) Lucas.....You got me a flower crown?
Lucas: a sunflower crown. Ashley and Ness helped me make it a few days ago. I thought about giving it to you as a Mother's Day gift at first, but I figured after everything you went through for us today, that I have to give to you right now, not just as thanks fpr being the best mom figure you could be for us, but also to properly welcome you to our big, nutty Smash Family.
Sadayo: Y-You....You really see that much in me?
Lucas: (Giggles Softly) You already asked me that earlier this morning, remember? But I'm happy tell you once more that I and everyone else here do too, now and forevermore.
Sadayo: (Starts Tearing Up by Lucas' Sweet Words) Come on.... ('Sniff') You didn't have to go out of your way to do this for me. ('Sniff') Really...
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Sadayo Next to Him) I know, but I wanted to do this regardless. Because I believe you deserve to have just as much love and happiness as the rest of us here.
Sadayo: (Heart Starts Melting Even More Before Wiping a Few Tears Off her Eyes) Yeah. ('Sniff') You're right again. I mean, I have thought about being a mom someday, a few times in the past, but I'd never expect it all to come to reality nowadays and honestly, after today.....(Puts her Sunflower Crown on the Top of her Head) I say this has been a great learning experience so far. Don't care how tough it'll get overtime, that won't stop me from trying to be the best mom figure I could be for you kids. I think i have what it takes, right Lucas?
'Zzzzzzzzzzz'
Sadayo: Lucas?
Sadayo looks down to see Lucas has already fallen asleep right onto her lap. As she smiles down upon him, she reached for the blue blanket close to her side of the sofa and carefully place it onto the sleeping boy.
Sadayo: Goodnight, Lucas. (Reach Down and Gives Lucas a Soft Kiss on the Cheek) Thank you so much for believing in me this whole time. Love you. (Gently Strokes Lucas' Hair as She Continues Watching TV for the Rest of the Night)
Mini Fanfic #1355: My Very First Date with Weegie~ (SSBU X Street Fighter X Darkstalkers)
4:13 p.m. at the Mamalahoa Hot Tub's Waiting Room........
Chun-Li: (Seen Sitting on the Bench Alongside Luigi While on a Video Phone Call) You guys are gonna be late for the Hot Tub?
Daisy: (On the Other Video Line Along with Others) Yeah, but it'll only be for a little while! Lili lost these gnarly crimson colored cross earrings in our love room earlier and we're looking for them right now as well.
Lilith: (Seen on the Bed on her Knees While Crying her Eyes Out on the Screen) A parting gift from my great nena! The horror I tell you- (Rips her White T-Shirt She Been Wearing in Half) THE HORROOOR!!!
Daisy: ....She really loves those earrings. So, while we handle that little situation- (Smiles Brightly) You two are more than welcome to hop in that tub without us in meantime!~
Chun-Li: (Frowns a Bit) Are you sure? It'll be a less complete experience without you guys dipping in with us.
Luigi: Yeah. (Holds Up a Brochure For Everyone on the Phone Screen to See) Especially with how incredibly relaxing and soothing lots of the reviews said about this hot tub thus far.
Tifa: (Happily Chimes in on the Call) All the more reason why you two should enjoy that experience first. It maybe a while, but we'll join up together eventually.
Cloud: (Seen Shrugging on Screen) A little tardiness isn't gonna kill anyone.
Samus: (Chimes in on the Call with a Small Smirk on her Face) Plus, you did say you wanna try spending more time with us individually, Weeg. Think of this as a opportunity to take Chunners here out on your very first date together~
Luigi: (Starts Chuckling Bashfully) T-That does sound like a pretty nice opportunity to be have~
Chun-Li: (Grabs her Chin While Giving it All Some Thought) And it does seems like a good starting point to all of the other date plans I have in store for the two of us going forward.
Luigi: (Turns to Chun-Li) You have?
Chun-Li: (Happily Nodded to Luigi) Mhmm!~ There's so many places and activities I want us to go see and do together- ('Gasps') Like this very lovely park in Shanghai!~
Luigi: (Starts Getting Intrigued) The one with the Cherry Blossom Trees?
Chun-Li: Very same!~ They always turn out pretty and vibrant in the spring time. I would love to take you there someday~
Luigi: (Happily Nodded to Chun-Li's Request) S-Sure! If it's not too much of a problem for you, that is.
Chun-Li: Oh honey~ (Gives her Date the Most Sincere, Loving Smile Imaginable) With you by my side, there's not a single problem in the world to worry about on my end~
Luigi: (Starts Blushing by the Sight of Chun-Li's Smile Along) O-Ohhh~
Daisy: (Starts Squealing Happily) Eeeeee~ The first settled date plan!~
Samus: (Chuckles Lightly) Atta girl, 'hon!~ Way to reel the Green Bean in with your sweet talk. Which reminds me- (Smirks Seductively at the Green Bean) I can't wait to take you our on a midnight joyride around town for OUR first date, handsome~ (Winks at Luigi While Making a Small Kiss Sound)
Tifa: (Happily Raises Her Hand) Ooh!~ Weegie, Cloud and I wanna take you out around of our old hometown, Nibelheim!~
Cloud: Then when the night comes around, we could just sit together on the rooftop and gaze upon the stars. (Blushes a Bit) Just the three of us~
Lilith whispers something into her princess' ear before continuing her search for her precious earrings.
Daisy: (Looks Back at the Screen in Front of Her) Hey babe? Lili says she wants to take you and I out on of her fashion runway show in Italy for later this year! (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) I wonder if the hotel she'll take us after the show, will be a lot more fancier than the one this resort....
Luigi: Grandma and Grandpa always did say the most finest things you ever see in Italian city are the most expensive of them all.
Daisy: (Shivers a Bit From that Description Alone) That figurative saying reeks of literal description, does it?
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) More or less. But I'm certain we'll have a great time together, you know?
Daisy: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) You know it!~ But hey, don't let us hold you lovebirds up any longer than we have, enjoy yourselves!~
Samus: 'Least till the rest of us get there ourselves. Eventually.
Luigi's Harem: We love yoooou!~
Cloud: Or whatever.
Luigi/Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly) We love you too!~
Chun-Li: See you all till then~
Call Ends
Chun-Li: ('Sigh') You think they'll be able to find Lili's earrings before this place close in the next three hours?
Luigi: I believe they can, but they're right. (Hops Off From hid Seat) We can't sit around when the the opportunity has been awaiting for us this whole time. So, Ms. Chun-Li?~
Chun-Li: (Notices Luigi's Hand Right in From of Her) Hm?~
Luigi: (Holds Out his Hand With a More Sophisticated Look on his Face as Scattered Cherry Blossom Pedals Begins to Appears in Chun-Li's POV) Would you allow me do the honors of taking you out on our very first date together?~ To Mamalahoa hot tub?~ (Winks at his Date)
Chun-Li: Oh!~ (Giggles Softly and Blushes to Her Date's Formality) Becoming formal to me already?~ (Accepts Luigi's Hand) How very romantic of you, sweetie~
Luigi: (Chuckles and Smiles Sheepishly While Using his Other Hand to Rub the Back of his Head) Well, if we're going do this, I wanted to start it all of with a proper bang, if it's alright with you.
Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly and Lovingly at her Date) It's perfect~ (Gently Grabs Hold of Luigi's Hand) I would love nothing more than to spend my evening with you, Luigi Mario~ (Gently and Lovingly Kisses the Top of her Date's Hand)
Luigi: (Starts Blushing Right on Cut While Becoming a Little Wobby in his Balance, Slightly More Redder Than Chun-Li in Comparison) R-Right~ L-L-Let's-A-Goooo!~
Chun-Li: (Giggles Some More as She's Gets Up From her Seat, Helping her Date Regain his Balance) I got you, honey!~
A Couple of Minutes of Adjust into the Hot Tub Later......
'Two Light Splashes'
Luigi/Chun-Li: (Got in, Lounging Inside the Same Hot Tub Together) ('Sighs of Pure Relief and Relaxation')
Luigi: This is the good life~
Chun-Li: A VERY good life~ (Notices Something a Tad Bit Off) Heyyy~ (Puffs her Cheeks Put a Bit) How come you're sitting at the other side of the tub for, Weegie?~
Luigi: Oh- (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) I take it you want me to relax right next to you then?~
Chun-Li: (Went Back to Smiling Brightly) I don't see why not~ This is our very first date after all and unlike most of our partners, I don't bite. I simply cuddle and kiss~ (Blows a Simple Kiss at Luigi Direction) ('Mwah')
Luigi: (Smiles Brightly) Works for me!~ (Swims Himself Over to Chun-Li and Hugs Her)
Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly and Ticklishly) You're convinced?~ Just like that?~
Luigi: You know me~ I could never leave you or others hanging. You all are my very heart and soul~ (Leans Up a Little to Give Chun-Li a Kiss on the Cheek)
Chun-Li: (Heart Begins to Melt Before Hugging Luigi Back) Never ever ever EVER stop being the sweet, loving man that you are right now, Luigi Mario!~ (Starts Kissing Luigi's Cheek)
Luigi: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Each Kiss Given to Him) Okay, okay!~ Luigi promise to never change who he is for anyone.
Chun-Li: Good! (Happily Rest the Side of her Head onto her Boyfriend's Shoulder) You're incredible just the way you are.
Luigi: Likewise. (Gives Chun-Li a Big Kiss on the Top of her Head, Prompting her to Giggle Some More) I hope you're having a good time in Hawaii as the rest of us are, so far
Chun-Li: Oh Luigi, I've been having the best the time of my life here. The beautiful beach, rich culture, exquisite food and cuisines, our nice, fluffy love bed oddly enough, and now this suuuper relaxing got tub is just the icing on top~ Li-Fen would've loved it too if she were here with us.
Luigi: Oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask about her before we left the resort earlier. I hope she's doing okay back at your home.
Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly) She is, great even. Ms. Lao Mao, the resident "Nainai" of in my martial arts class, has been watching over her since then. ('Sigh') It always feels like yesterday when I first took her inti my home, scared and alone, now look at her: her martial arts has gotten more sharper as most of her fellow students, she's been capable of fight her own battles, and she's been getting real good at computer hacking as of late, so good in fact, that she managed to solved a few of police's cases within two hours or less.
Luigi: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) Wow.
Chun-Li: Right? It's incredible! I couldn't be anymore proud to be her loving Jiějiě~
Luigi: Yeah- Wait? (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Confusion) Jiějiě?
Chun-Li: (Smile a Tad Bit Awkwardly) Yeah! As in....Big Sister! (Starts Twiddling her Two Fingers a Bit) I kinda....sorta.... may have convince to call me that for the time being....Just in case any of her friends don't confuse me as her grandmother for the foreseeable future. (Starts Giggling Awkwardly)
Luigi stares at Chun-Li with a slight worried look on his face, in silence.
Chun-Li: ('Sighs in Defeat') I know. I still have a major age insecurity I need to work on....
Luigi: (Puts on a Reassuring Smile) You'll get through it completely someday. It takes time.
Chun-Li: Yeah, but I don't want it to end up annoying you guys someday....
Luigi: Nonsense! You could never Irritate us that easily. I'll just keep showering you with compliments until you won't worry over it anymore. Like how absolutely pretty you look and how big, strong, well structured, and nice t-those thick thighs of yours looks up close- (Starts Blushing Again Once He Realizes He Said About Chun-Li's Thighs) O-Or you know! I could just come up with some other than that if you want! (Chuckles Awkwardly)
Chun-Li: Hey Luigi, do you have to my thighs between your face for a bit?~
Luigi: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise by Chun-Li's Request, Prompting his Blush to Get Redder) O-O-Only if you really, really, want to go through with this kind of ordeal...
Chun-Li raises an eyebrow at him as she perks her lips up in a pouty manner in silence.
Luigi: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yes. Yes, I would love that very much, thank you.
Chun-Li: (Smiles Brightly While Clasps Both of her Hands Together) Excellent.
Moments Later.....
Luigi let's out a even more relaxed sigh as his face is now being gently smothered between Chun-Li thighs.
Chun-Li: (Sitting on the Edge of the Pool, Giggling) Having a good time with them already?~
Luigi: Like you won't believeee~ (Looks Up at Chun-Li) How were you able to get them so firm and bulky like?
Chun-Li: There's plenty of reasons behind this actually: Years of Tai-Chi and few other martial arts training with some help with Mastee Gen and my father, bless his soul, more years of crime, street, and even unparallel fighting, casual and vigorous training regimes, occasional meditation sessions- (Forms a Proud Smirk on her Face) And I never missed a single leg day in all my life.
Luigi: (Eyes Sparkle in Awe) Amazing~ (Places his Hand onto Chun-Li's Thighs) Thank you, Thighs, for shaping Chun-Li into the strongest woman she is today. (Starts Kissing Her Thighs One by One)
Chun-Li: (Starts Giggling Ticklishly While Blushing Up a Storm) Wegieeee!~ Does that cuteness of yours really doesn't knows any bounds this evening?~
Luigi: (Playfully Shrugs) I dunno. I just wanted to give these lovely thighs of yours the recognition they truly deserve~ (Gives One of Chun-Li's Thighs a Big Kiss)
Chun-Li: (Places her Hands onto Both of her Flustered Cheeks) Oh gosh, Luigi, you're so sweet~ You're making me fall with you all over again~
Luigi: Really?~
Chun-Li: (Smiles Down at Her Date) Really Really~ You're having this real effect on me that I never want to leave anytime soon, you know?~ (Kiss the Top of Luigi's Nose)
Luigi: (Starts Smiling and Chuckling Bashfully) Awww~ (Shakes his Head a Bit to Regain his Sense) Okay! Question.
Chun-Li: Shoot.
Luigi: Have you dated anyone before Sammy and I?
Chun-Li: Honestly, I can't say that I have.
Luigi: (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) Really?
Chun-Li: It's true. I was so laser focused on my job at interpol and even more hellbent on finding and taking down Bison and Shadoloo that I never really had the time for romance at the time.
Luigi: I see. So how does it feel to date now?
Chun-Li: (Starts Smiling All Lovestruck Like) Lovely~ Romantic~ Exhilarating~ Soooo happy I get to experiment something I missed out after all those lonely years~ And I have you guys to thank for that.
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) Oh, it's nothing really. We're just happy to have you be a part of this crazy ride of ours that is our life, you know? We love having you around, always.
Chun-Li: (Heart Begins to Melt Some More Before Backing Herself Up and Standing up on the Docks) Okay, time to switch.
Luigi: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion Again) Switch?
Chun-Li: (Happily Nodded) Mmhm. I wanna see how your thighs feel next~
Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) Is that right?~ I'm sure it won't be anything too special.
Chun-Li: (Smiles Turns into a Smirk) Oh, we'll see about that~
Moments Later, Again.....
Chun-Li let's out the most relaxed sounding sigh of her life as her face are now in between Luigi's thighs.
Luigi: (Snorts into a Bit of Laughter While Sitting on the Edge of the Tub) Wow!~ You're really into this, huh?
Chun-Li: In more ways than one~ (Notices Something onto One of Luigi's Thighs) Are those tiny bits of hairs I see?~
Luigi: Yeah, they've started to grow for a little while this month. (Starts Rubbing the Back of his Head with a Sheepish Smile) I figured I let stay in tact considering how much Daisy and Lili loves their slightly hairy boi~
Chun-Li: Hm. (Looks Up at Luigi's Chest) That would explain that small chest hair of yours, which looks nice by the way~
Luigi: Oho thanks~ I was kinda afraid it would be a turn off for you.
Chun-Li: Then you underestimate how strong my love for you truly is. (Forms a Mischievous Smirk on her Face) For example~ (Starts Kissing on Both of Luigi's Thighs)
Luigi: (Chuckles Ticklishly by his Date's Kisses) Chun-Li plehehease!~ Your kisses are too sweet and affectionate!!~
Chun-Li: Good! ('Mwah') Consider this- ('Mwah') A little payback- ('Mwah') For- ('Mwah') Kissing- ('My thighs- ('Mwah') Earlier!~ ('Mmmmwah Mwah')
Luigi: No fair!~ You enjoyed every bit of those kisses, missy!
Chun-Li: I know and that cute look on your face tells me that you love adore mines much more~ (Gives a Big Kiss on One of Luigi's Thighs)
Luigi: ('Sighs In Defeat') Yeeeah, I do~
Chun-Li: Exactly. But I gotta ask-
Luigi: Hm?
Chun-Li: Who was your very first date you had throughout your years of romance??
Luigi: Daisy.
Chun-Li: Wait.. Really?
Luigi: (Happily Nodded) Yep! Back in the sport days. It took a while, but I'm so happy we were able to make it all work for years to come~
Chun-Li: That's great and all, but....Does this mean you've never had a date before that growing up?
Luigi: (Chuckles Very Lightly) You guessed it. I mean, granted, I did had lots of crushes here and there, but most, if not, all of them, ended with quick, predictionable, heart-crushing rejections! Either thinking I'm out of their league or a complete waste of time and space.
Chun-Li: (Rolls her Eyes in Disgust) ('Ugh') And people say kids are the cruel ones....(Gives Luigi a Reassuring Smile on her Face) You'll be happy to know that me and rest of your harem think you're neither of those awful things..
Luigi: (Smiles Softly) Thanks. You all are the very best. It means a lot that you each have feelings for me to begin with.
Chun-Li: Oh course~ (Turns Herself Around to Face Luigi and Place her Hand onto his Cheek) I mean, look at you: so sweet, handsome, courageous, have beautiful blue eyes~
Luigi: Hm. You're the first anyone complimented my eyes before- Well, besides my mom and aunts.
Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly) What an honor to behave~ But anyways, you are a very incredible man, Luigi Mario, that each and everyone of us are so thankful and blessed to even have met to begin with. It makes it all the more reason why we started falling for you ever since~
Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) You're very sweet yourself, Chun-Li~ And I also think you're incredible as well!~ Not to mention strong, kind, resourceful, brave, cute, and so very, very gorgeous for your age that....I can't help but wanting to kiss your lips one of these days!~
Chun-Li: (Starts Snickering into Laughter) Seriously!?~ Silly!~ Why haven't done it yet then?
Luigi: Cause I just thought about it! (Starts Twiddling his Fingers a Bit) A-And I figured you wouldn't be interested right now, you know?
Chun-Li: Honey, I've kissed your thighs more times than I've parried basketballs with my bare hands, of course I wanna kiss those lips of yours too!~ (Tilts her Head to the Side a Bit With Playful, Pleading Eyes) Pretty please?~
Luigi: (Cuuuute~) W-Well- (Leans his Head Down and Close to Chun-Li's Face) If that's really what you want and that it won't be any problem....
Chun-Li: (Leans Up to Luigi's Face) Weegie~ It's no problem at all~ I promise~
And so, the two pucker their lips up and begins to kiss one another slowly before it starts becoming more passionate by the minute.
Chun-Li: (Suddenly Pulls Away From Luigi) Wait!
Luigu: Hm?
Chun-Li: Before we continue, I want you to get in this tub right this instant, mister!~ (Spread her Arms Wide) I wanna hold you tight in my arms and never let go please~
Luigi; Okie Dokie!~
An Half an Hour Later......
Lilith: (Starts Giggling as She Is Seen Walking Out to the Hot Tub with The Others, Wearing the Earrings She Finally Found) Silly me!~ I can't believe I left these pretty things inside the shower this entire time.
Daisy: (Pulls her Girlfriend into a One Arm Hug) I know, right? Those earrings of yours are so red and shiny, it should've been hard not to miss.
Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes) And yet they ended up being too easy to lose....
Tifa: (Smiles Sheepishly) At least we have ourselves three more hours to spare before the hot tub service's close. Though, I do hope Weegie and Chun-Li didn't missed us too much along the- Wayyyyyyyyy!?~ (Eyes Begins to Widen at What is in Front of Her and the Others)
Lilith: ('GASPS')
Daisy: (Forms a Surprised Yet Intrigued Smile on her Face) Hellooo!~
Cloud: (Genuinely Surprised as Well) Wow.
Samus: (Begins to Smirk) Nah, seems to me they made good time for themselves~
Samus' assumption was correct as She and the others lay witness to Chun-Li passionately making out with Luigi on the hot tub as she holds him tight in her Arms.
Chun-Li: Weegieeee!~ ('Mwah') I love you so much!~ ('Mwah')
Luigi: I- ('Mwah') Love you too- ('Mwah') Chun-Liii!~ ('Mwah Mmwah') (Continues Kissing Chun-Li From There)
Cloud: Good lord. How long have they been going at it?
Daisy: No clue, but I do not want it end anytime soon! (Raises her Fists Up in Rejoice) Wooo! You go, Sweetie!!~
Lilith: (Turns to the Others With a Big Smile on her Face) We've been teaching him how to be more passionate and assertive with his lips lately~
Tifa: That does explain a lot. (Turns to Samus) Have you taught Chun-Li the same, Sammy?
Samus: Nah. She always been the most passionate kisser out of the two of us. (Watches Back on the Make-Out Session) But I don't think I've seen her get THIS aroused before. ('Sighs Dreamingly') God, I can't wait to kiss the hell outta that handsome Green Bean next!~
Tifa: (Starts Blushing) Me too~
Lilith: (Starts Hopping Up and Down Excitedly) Me Three, Me Three, Me Threeeee!!~
Cloud: (Notices Everyone is Looking at Him) What?
Samus: C'mon, you know you wanna kiss him too, no need to hide it~
Cloud: (Glares at Samus While Blushing Too) I wasn't gonna, shut up!~
Daisy: Relax, ladies and Cloud. We'll all have our turn soon enough. (Quickly Raises her Hand) But I call Dibs on kissing him next! (Proudly Places her Other Hand onto her Chest) I am the First Bitch of this entire operation after all~
Tifa: ('Sigh in Defeat') Fiiine.
Samus: Don't push it, Mayflower.
Lilith: (Shrugs) When it's fair, it's fair.
Cloud: (Crosses his Arms While Turning Away) Whatever.
Mini Fanfic #1354: Aloha, Team Dark!~ (Sonic X SSBU X Persona 5)
2:45 p.m. at Knothole City.........
Shadow: (Makes a Holographic Call to the GUN Commander) This is Shadow to GUN. My team and I has successfully captured and subdued the target: Snivley Robotnik, with some help from her highness and her team, The Freedom Fighters.
Snively: YOU FOOLS! (Seen Getting Tied Up in Metal Like Robot and Being Carried Away on Omega's Shoulder) Do you truly believe this the end!? Every last one of you will rue the day you dare to cross true, most vicious heir of the Robotnik lineage, SNIVELYYY-
Omega throws the small size evil doer instead the back of GUN'S highly secured truck before closing both it's doors and giving Shadow a thumbs up.
Shadow: (Watches the Truck Drive Off From a Mid Distance) He is now being transferred to headquarters as we speak
Abe: (Simply Nods to Shadow as a Mini's Holographic Projection, Standing on Shadow's Watch) Excellent work as always, soldier. I expected him to be related to Ivo somehow, but never as his distant nephew.
Shadow: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Considering how loud and obnoxious he was for us to put up with, it's no wonder why the doctor never speak of him.
Abe: Perhaps. Still, you, your team, and everyone else did well to complete your mission for today. Seems you all are more than deserving of that vacation afterall-
Rouge/Topaz: (Immediately Swoops In amd Joins on the Call with Two Sparkling, Widened Eyes) Vacation?~
Abe: That's what I just said, yes. Figured that's a more fitting reward for each of you have- (Raises an Eyebrow) 'Less you're interested in something else en-
Rouge: (Quickly Shakes her Head and Hands Right in Front of Her Alongside Topaz) Nononono! There is absolutely nothing else we want besides that!!
Topaz: Vacation is our only source of desire and happiness, sir, we are imploring you right now!!
Abe: (Chuckles Lightly) Alright, vacation it is then. It's clear you don't need me to say this, but I do hope each of you enjoy each day of them for the time being.
Shadow: (Simply Nodded to his Commanding Officer) I'm certain we will, sir. I would ask for you come join us, but-
Abe: The offer's tempting, but I'm afraid that there is far more work to be done on end. Plus, I'm still stranger to most of the eyes of this Smash Family of yours.
Shadow: (Smirks a Bit) You're still terrified of seeing my mother again, aren't you?
Abe: (Glares at Shadow) No. I am trying to get on her good grace as humanly possible. I need to show her that GUN is worth trusting, if not them, myself at least
Shadow: It'll be a long time for that to happen. (Shrugs) But I suppose I'll wish you good luck on the sidelines.
Abe: That clearly sounded half-hearted, but I'll be fair and give you my thanks either way. Now enjoy your vacation, soldier.
Shadow: Will do, sir. Over and out. (Ends Call Before Lowering his Arm and Letting Out a Relaxed Sigh)
Rouge: (Let's Out a Happy Sounding Squeal as She Giddies Herself Up in Pure Rejoice) YES! Finally!!~
Topaz: (Turns to Hers and Rouge's Robotic Son) Omega, our vacation to Hawaii is on now!~
Omega: Ig-
Rotor: Woah there!
Bunnie: Just a second, 'sugah!
Rotor: Gotta try on these new air pods i made first- (Takes Out a Pair For Him and Another Bunnie From Out of his Belt Pocket Before Putting One on his Ears) And done. (Gives the Other Pair to Bunnie)
Bunnie: (Puts her Pair on her Ears Before Happily Giving Omega the Thumbs Up) You're good to go now, fella!
Omega: (Simply Nodded to Bunnie's Command) Affirmative. (Pulls Up Two Stereo Speak Box From Both of his Metal Shoulders) Igniting the Celebrational Horns.
Antoine: (Let's Out a Sigh of Relief) Yes, another job well done indeed, mon a-
Omega plays two simultaneously loud airhorns, which in turn, instantly and literally jumpscares the poor royal guard captain onto his wife's robotic arms. After that, he plays the song Celebration by Kool & the Gang, prompting Rouge and Topaz to celebrate and dance with one another to their success of obtaining their much deserved vacation to Hawaii, all while Shadow watches and sighs at them in the mid distance.
Sally: A vaction to Hawaii, huh? (Walks Over to her Boyfriend with a Bright Smile on her Face) That sounds fun and relaxing already ~
Shadow: Family vacation, actually. I promised mother and father that my team and I will join up with them and the others as soon as we finished everything we need to complete from GUN. (Turns to Sally) You and your friends are more than welcome to come along if you like. (Casually Rolls his Eyes) More will always end up being the merrier when it comes to the Smash Family apparently.
Sally: (Giggles Softly) Don't I know it~ But as much as I adore the idea of enjoying paradise with you, my crew and I still have a lot of work on our end, to complete. ('Sighs Heavily') Especially a very certain task I've already been dreading on doing in a little bit.....
Shadow: Paperwork?
Sally: Paperwork. Mountains of them. Rosie and Nicole already there setting up each seperate forms for us right now, so hopefully, we'll have a much more easier time signing them thus time around. Ooh! And before I forget, my father, King Nigel, wants to meet you someday in the near future. (Rubs her Arm in a Sheepish, Slightly Nervous Expression on her Face) He's been pretty judgemental when it comes to setting up high expectations for anyone who takes interest in dating me these days, so there'll probably be 50/50 chance he may not like you all that much.......
Shadow: (Simply Shrugs) If that ends up being the case, then so be it. I'm used to be disliked by the eyes of many at this point in my life.
Sally: Blunt and unbothered, as expected. Is there anything that does scare you?
Shadow: Losing the closest people I care about in my life- (Turns to His Girlfriend Next to Him) That includes you as well, by the way.
Rouge/Bunnie/Topaz: Awwwwwwwwww~
Sally: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh honeyyy!~ (Hugs Shadow Lovingly) You're the sweetest~ There's really no telling what the future will have in store for any of us here, but I'll do everything I can to get strong enough to protect my kingdom and to able to fight right by your side too. That's a promise.
Shadow: (Simply Nodded to Sally's Promise) Hm. You do what all you can. I'll be one call away if you ever need assistance.
Sally: I know you will. But for now, I want you to go out to Hawaii and enjoy the heck of your vacation with your family and friends. You clearly deserve it.
Shadow: True. I'll get you some souvenirs along the way. Hopefully one that is eligible to your liking.
Sally: I'll love anything you get me, so long as a it isn't-
Shadow: Expensive? (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) Trust me, I won't be that desperate.
Sally: (Giggles Softly) I know you won't~ I'll miss you.
Shadow: I'll miss you more.
Rouge/Bunnie/Topaz: AWWWWWWWWWWW!~
Sally: (Gasps as Her Eyes Begins to Sparkle a Little) You really mean that?~
Shadow: It be hard for me not to considering how enjoyable and comforting your company has been thus far- (Immediately Gets Kiss on the Lips Semi Passionately by Sally)
Sally: (Pulls Away Frim Shadow's Lips with a Big Smile on her Face) I love you, Shadow the Hedgehog~
Shadow: Starts Blushing a Bit) Y-Yeah- ('Clears Throat') I mean- Love you too.
Rouge: Ohh my God! I'm going to die from romantic cuteness if you lovebirds keep at it over there!!`
Shadow: (Turns to Rouge) Ever consider looking away instead?
Rouge: See, i thought about it. (Forms a Playful Smirk on her Face) And I'd much rather put my life in jeopardy if it means seeing you blush all day~
Shadow: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Figures.
Rouge: Anywho~ As much as I would simply adore seeing more of this precious interaction go further, I'm afraid we must be on our merry way~
Topaz: Wait. (Turns to Rouge) Right now? We haven't packed any of our clothes yet.
Rouge: Relax, girl, once we find and settle into- (Turns to Omega) What's the name of that resort the others are staying at again, Omega honey?
Omega: Hilton Hawaiian Village.
Rouge: Hilton Hawaiian Village, we'll dimension warp our way home and pack up all the stuff we need and warp straight back. (Notices Topaz Shivering a Bit) Oh right. You're still not used the whole Dimensional Hopping thing yet, huh?
Topaz: ('Sigh') Not completely. But if that's how we get to Hawaii quickly, then so be it I guess.
Omega: (Turns to his Second Mother Figure as He Lowers his Hands Down For Her) I will keep you secure within my arms along the for the ride.
Rouge: (Tosses the Golden Dimensional Ring to the Ground, Causing it to Expand into it's More Bigger Size, Before Turning Back to Shadow) Ohh Lover Boyyy!~ We're leaving~
Shadow: I'll call along if you never call me that again.
Rouge: No can do, Lover Boy, now move it!~
Shadow: ('Groans in Annoyance') Why do I even bother?
Sally: Remember what I said.
Shadow: I know. Enjoy and relax. You, one the other hand-
Shadow leans over to Sally and gives her a more passionate kiss on the lips for a couple of seconds, before pulling back, leaving the princess stun and lovestruck, and casually waving goodbye to her with a small smile.
Shadow: Take care, your highness. (Makes His Way into the Dimensional Ring Along with his Crew and Friends)
Sally: (Begins to Get Dizzy by the Kiss) S-Sha....Dooooow~
Bunnie: I gotcha, Sally Gal. (Catches Her Best Friend From Falling In the Neck of Time Before Playfully Smirking at Her) You really thought you had him with that kiss of yours, did ya?~
Sally: I dont know?~ Maybe? Who cares?~ I love him so much, Bunnie~
Bunnie: (Giggles Softly) I know you do, sugah cubes~ Thinkinx about plannin' something special for him when he comes see you again?
Sally: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Yeah~ (Looks at her Team Around Her) You guys don't mind helping out, do you?
Rotor: (Smiles Sheepishly While Chuckling a Bit) Not at all, Sal.
Antoine: (Places the Side of his Fist Onto his Chest in a Formal Like Fashion) We, Ze Freedom Fighters, ze very saviors of ze entire Knothole Kingdom, ze catalyst of all zhings freedom and- mmph!? (Immediately has hid Mouth Covered by Rotor'a Hand)
Rotor: ('Sigh') Just say 'Yes', Twan...
Bunnie: (Giggles Some More Along with Sally) Guess that answers that question quickly~ (Turns to her Best Gal Pal) You think so too, Sally Gal?
Sally: (Smiles Brightly) It does!~ Thanks guys.
One Dimensional Hopping Ride to Hawaii Later.......
A giant, golden ring suddenly appears and spinning still in the middle of the beach, before slowing down to a complete stop as Team Dark is seen leaping out of it altogether.
Shadow: (Catches the Now Smaller Ring on the Palm of his Hand) ('Hmph') Thatvwas simple enough. (Turns to Topaz Behind Him) How do you feep now, Topaz?
Topaz: ('Sighs in Relief') Glad to arrive here in one piece. (Gently Pats Omega's Arm as She Hops Down From his Arms Before Looking Around the New Location She Arrived to in Awe) It's so beautiful~ (Turns to Omega) This.... is Hawaii we're in now, right?
Omega: 150% the correct area.
Topaz: That's so many percentages~
Rouge: And now we have- (Raises her Arm Up into the Sky While Doing a Cammy Like Stretching Pose) Soooooo much time to kill now that we're in paradise~ Starting with looking the part for the beach. (Turns to Topaz) Care to shop for some lovely bathing suits with me, Topaz?
Topaz: ('Sigh') Alright, but it can't be anything too risqué. (Starts Rubbing her Arm a Bit) I'm not nearly as embracive enough to show off most of my skin in public, as you are.
Rouge: Don't worry, I'll find you something that's equally breathtaking as it is less revealing. (Forms a Flirtatious Smirk on her Face) Besides, you know I wouldn't risk letting anyone other than Knuckie and I, make googly eyes on that nice bod of yours all day, right?~
Topaz: (Eyes Widens Again Before Blushing and Puffing her Cheeks Out into a Bit of a Pout) O-Obviously. Didn't know you would be this protective over me~
Rouge: (Giggles Softly) Of course!~ (Walks Away Alongside Topaz) What of girlfriend would I be if I didn't take the time and effort to look out for my two precious hunies under my care, hm?~
Topaz: ('Sigh') Fair point. Thank you, 'hon~
Rouge: D'Awwww~ (Hugs Topaz's Hips Close to Her) You're always welcome, Sweet Cheeks~
Topaz: Rouge.
Rouge: Sorry~ Force of habit.
Topaz: Mhmmm.
Shadow: (Watches the Duo Walks Off in a More Further Distance) It honestly astounds me how Rouge to managed to have Topaz fall for her and Knuckles these days.
Omega: I'm surprised they haven't gotten together sooner. The signs were there and as clear as day.
Shadow: True, but it's better late than never, I suppose. (Turns to Omega) We should probably look the part for our first day of vacation here, too.
Omega: (Simply Nodded to Shadow's Suggestion) Affirmative.
Few Minutes of Summer Clothes Shopping and Changing Later.......
Shadow: (Seen Sitting and Relaxing on a Beach Chair While Wearing a Red Hawaiian Shirt, Trunks, a Straw Hat, and Shade) ('Sighs Relaxingly') It's miracle we were able to finish work as soon as we did. This is nice. (Takes a Sip of a Glass of Hawaiian Fruit Punch Made for Him as He Takes a Look at his Robotic Companion in the Mid Distance) What are you making over there, Omega?
Omega: (Sitting on the Sand Making a Semi Wide Sand Sculpturethe Whole Time) I am crafting a sculpture of my very face and metal head chrome to create the perfect masterpiece: The Ultimate Sand Omega!
Shadow: (Lowers his Shades Down with a Raised Eyebrow) Sand Omega, huh?
Omega: ULTIMATE. Sand Omega! A sand model that will hopefully as perfectly structured and destructive looking such as myself, that even Yusuke would approve of. Maybe even Leonardo DaVinci himself if he was still living right now
Shadow: I wouldn't go that far- (Puts his Shades Back On) But it does sound more interesting to make than your run of a mill sand castle.
Omega: Exactly! Sand Castles are too simple and bland for anyone in any beach area to make. (Crosses his Arms) It's clear that they lack the mind creativity Futaba and I possess.
Shadow: (Suddenly Hears Screaming of a Familiar Voicein the Far Distance) Hey, speaking of which- (Points Omega to a Very Familiar Face Running Closer and Closer To Where Him and Omega Are At) Isn't that her over there?
Futaba: OMEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (Continues Screaming her Best Robot Friend's Name From There)
Omega: Yep. That's her alright. (Grabs his Chin) Did not take her for a quick runner thou- Oof! (Immediately Gets Hug Tackled by Futaba)
Morgana: (Runs Over and Joins in on the Group Hug Alongside Lavenza) Omega!!~
Lavenza: Welcome!~
Omega: (Gently Pats on Futaba's Back) Hello, my smaller, semi-chaotic friends. Are you enjoying your vacation stay in Hawaii thus far?
Futaba: More than anything, dude!
Morgana: It's so beautiful, relaxing~
Lavenza: And is filled with plenty of rich history and lore that I didn't even know existed~
Futaba: Combine them all of together and we already got ourselves a ten out of ten experience, well, aside from dealing with a large, unrecognizable crowd just now.
Omega: Ah. So that's why you ran here.
Futaba: (Smiles Sheepishly) Actually, I was trying find me the any nearby hiding spot to crash in for a while- (Smiles Softly) You being here just in time, was more than enough to calm me down, big guy.
Shadow: ('Clears Throat')
Futaba/Mona/Lavenza: (Turns Over and Gasps at Shadow's Presence) Aloha, Shadow!!~
Futaba: Really digging the Hawaiian look, my guy~
Lavenza: You look very much relaxed~ (Turns Back to Omega) You as well, Omega-Kun.
Shadow: (Forms a Bit of a Confident Smirk on his Face) ('Hmph') Thank you. I figured since we're here now, we might as well dress the part for the time-
??????: Fascinating......
The gang turns over to Yusuke examining Omega's sand sculpture from every bit of angle possible.
Yusuke: The structure, the still pose, the creatively....It's far from being completed and yet this looks to be one step closer to being a masterpiece of the making. (Turns to Omega) Did you truly make this, Omega-San?
Omega: (Crosses his Arms With a Confident Look on his Face) Indeed I have. It is a masterpiece that will go down in history for any beach dwellers to see: The Ultimate Sand Omega-
A small wave of water came in and washes the sculpture away, much to Omega's now dismay.
Omega: (Slouches his Upper Body Down in Disappointment) Nevermind. The dream is dead and washed now.
Futaba, Morgana and, Lavenza hugs their robotic companion again in order to help cheer him up. Futaba even give him a kiss on the cheek for good measure.
Yusuke: (Places his Hand onto Omega's Shoulder with a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Fret not, my robotic friend, perhaps a simple Sculpture Class could be the one thing you need to make your creation a reality.
Futaba: (Smiles Brightly as She Snaps her Finger at the Realization) Hey, yeah! There this conjoined Sculpture and Pottery class Yusuke go to, from across the street from our café. We can all attend there together, free of charge.
Lavenza: What do you say to that, Omega-Kun?
Omega: So long as there no sign of water in the facility, then I'll join. (Turns to Shadow) Are you interested in attending as well, Shadow?
Shadow: (Shrugs) I don't see why not.
Rouge: Ohhhhhh boys!~
Shadow and the others turns over to see Rouge and Topaz walking over to them while wearing sunglasses, different colored crochet skirts swimwear (Rouge's white while Topaz's light blue), and glamorous sun hats.
Rouge: We're back!~ Oh- (Happily Waves at the Others) Hi there, runts!~
Shadow: (Turns to the Other) They're dating by the way.
Yusuke: With Knuckles-San?
Shadow: Yep.
Futaba: Knew it.
???: SHADOW-KUUUUN!~
The gang turns over to see Dr. Tae Takemi running over to them, happily waving at Shadow....Only for her to trip and fall face down by a nearby shell.
'Thud'
Tae: (Gets her Face Up From the Ground Before Rubbing the Back of her Head) ('Ugh') This is why I hate running......
Shadow: Doctor. (Holds his Hand Out to Tae) Are you alright?
Tae: (Starts Smiling Sheepishly as She Allows Shadow to Help Her Get Up) Y-Yeah, I'll live fine enough. Are you guys here to enjoy Hawaii with us from here on out?~
Shadow: (Simply Nodded) Yep, in the neck of time too. We just finished our recent mission before getting here.
Tae: (Bends Down and Happily Hugs Shadow) Yay!~ This vacation doesn't feel nearly as complete without any of you in it~
Shadow: (Starts Blushing a Bit Before Hugging Tae Back) Well, we're here now, so there's no need to worry on that front.
???: Exactly.
Shadow and Tae turns over to see Sae Niijima to walk over to them and the others.
Sae: I've been telling her not to ever since we first got here and she does nothing but worry all day, even insisted on joining along on your missions back home.
Tae: Hey, you would've done the same thing for Banjo if he was ever in a jam, Empress.
Sae: Definitely. (Crosses her Arms With a Confident Smirk on her Face) But I, one for, don't even have to think about kind of nonsense considering he's here with us.
Banjo: (Happily Holds Up a Purple Shell From a Distance) Hey, Sae, come quick! Kazooie and I found ourselves a mighty lookin' conch shell!
Kazooie: It says it's supposed to be magical and junk, but I have doubts.
Sae: (Let's Out a Happy Sounding Gasps) Incredible!~ I'm on way, Kazooie-San!~ (Starts Running Over to the Duo Very Quickly) BANJO-KUUUUUN!!~
Tae: (Sighs While Playfully Rolls her Eyes) And she says I'm a diehard fangirl, homegirl takes the whole bakery on that front, amirite?
Everyone else begins to giggle at Tae poking fun at her girlfriend's adorable fondness over the honey bear. Shadow starts chuckling a bit as well, until he suddenly felt something small hugging his stomach very lovingly
Shadow: (Looks Down and Smiles at the Culprit) Ah little sister. It's only you.
Hat Kid: Aloha!~ (Giggles Softly)
Shadow: (Chuckles Lightly) Yes yes. Aloha to you too- Wait. If you're here, then-
?????/?????: SHADOOOOW!!!~
Shadow then gets hug tackled by two of his loving parents,Mario and Peach.
Mario: Il nostro orgoglio e la nostra gioia, you've arrived!~
Peach: (Happily Snuggles Up on her Baby) Words cannot express how happy we are to see your sweet, handsome face again!~ (Gives Shadow a Big Kiss on the Cheek Before Pouting) But we're also very peeve at you at right now!~
Shadow: Why? What did I do?
Mario: (Pouts at Shadow as Well) You didn't bother to come see us when you got here. Nor did you ever call.
Hat Kid: (Starts Pouting as Well) Bad Shadow!
Peach: We had to look throughout the entire resort looking for you the very moment your brother says he saw you at the mini clothing shop.
Shadow: ('Sigh') Figures.
Sonic: (Standing Next to a Happily Waving Amy With a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) Hiya, faker~ (Takes a Loud Sip of his Blue Hawaiian Punch)
Rouge: (Gasps at a Very Familiar Face Joining Sonic and Amy) Knuckie!~ (Runs Up to her Boyfriend and Hugs Him) You're here!~ (Forms a Playful Smirk) Gotten tired of guarding the Master Emerald already?~
Knuckles: (Shrugs) Eh. The security drones you installed last week, has been working good enough as it is. I could a vacation break.
Rouge: Amen to that!~
?????: Knuckles?
Knuckles: (Turns to a Familiar Voice Talking to Him) Oh, hey To- (Eyes Widens in Genuine Awe and Blushes at Topaz's Swimsuit Outfit) Paaaaaaz~
Topaz: (Giggles a Bit) I take it you like what I'm wearing as well?~
Knuckles: Y-Yeah, you look great. Rouge picked it out for you?
Topaz: You guessed it. I asked for a something non-risqué and she picked the best casual look in the store within five minutes, it's kinda incredible.
Knuckles: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Well, our batgirl is one of the most fashionable woman i know besides Amy, so it's expected at this point. But yeah, like I said, you look great. And- ('Sigh') Look, I completely get your dislike for anything risqué, but- (Rubs the Back of his Head) I dunno, I... think you'll look good in at least one of them.
Topaz: (Heart Begins to Melt by Knuckles' Shy Flattery)
Knuckles: ('Scoffs a Bit') I mean, if you ask me any- WAY!? (Gets Picks From the Ground and Into a Flattered Topaz's Arms)
Topaz: Awwww, Knuckieeeee!~ Rouge definitely wasn't kidding when she says you're a sweetheart deep down!~ (Starts Smirking Seductively) Not to mention the cutest as well~ (Starts Kissing Knuckles on the Cheek)
Knuckles: Gah! H-Hey! (Chuckles Ticklishly by his Girlfriend's Kisses) Quit it!~ Since when have you became this affection?~
Topaz: Blame Rouge. Her flirtatious antics finally got the better of me and I don't hate it one bit anymore~ (Continues Kissing on her Boyfriend)
Rouge: (Watches her Two Along with Sonic and a Very Surprised Amy) D'aww~ Aren't my girlfriend and boyfriend the most adorable?~
Sonic: (Happily Gives Rouge a Thumbs Up) Congrats.
Amy: W-Wha- (Points at Rouge) You- (Points at Knuckles Next) H-Him- (Points atTopaz Last) A-A-And her too!? How? When!!?
Rouge: (Places the Back of her Hand onto her Hat In a Playful, Semi Dramatic Fashion) Oh Amy!~ I would looove to tell you all about that wonderful journey, but I'm afraid it'll be too long and spicy for you to handle~
Amy: (Immediately Grabs onto Rouge's Shoulders) Lies! Sonic and I watched the entire first season of Sex and the City together the other day!
Sonic: (Casually Shrugs) It's true.
Amy: I can handle spicy! (Starts Shaking her Girl- Pal) You have to give me every single detail, girl, I am begging you!!~
Rouge: (Giggles Ticklishly by Amy Shaking Her) Okay, okay!~ I'll tell it all before the day ends, girl, trust and believe~
Shadow: ('Sigh') I apologize for not thinking about coming to see you all sooner. (Looks Over at the Sun Shining Down and Reflecting on the Beach's Oean From Afar) But this beach.....It's far too gorgeous, peaceful, and mesmerizing for me to ignore completely.
Mario: ('Sighs Fondly') You said it. (Looks Over at the Sun and Ocean as Well) It's already our fourth day being here and I still can't believe how amazing it alll look~
Peach: (Smiles Softly) We'll have plenty of fun and relaxation out here before the day we have to return back home. (Starts Pouting at Shadow Again) But you owe us a hefty amount of family cuddle sessions once we return to our rooms!~
Hat Kid: (Does a Single, Hefty Like Nod While Snuggling onto Shadow) Mm-Hm!
Shadow: (Chuckles Ticklishly a Bit) Of course, mother. But we should take this time to relax now that we're all out here.
Sonic: Yeeeeeeeeah- ('Clicks Teeth') Not yet, at least on your end.
Shadow: (Raises an Eyebrow at Sonic) And why's that, Faker?
SHADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!~
Shadow turns over to see almost everyone in the Smash Family excitedly running over to him.
Sonic: Cuz I told everyone you'd be here. You're welcome~ (Takes Another Sip of his Drink)
Shadow: ('Sighs Heavily') So much for a day of relaxation.
And in an instant, Shadow gets pulled and engulfed with a large, most loving group hugs by the group of people he is more than proud enough to call his family.
Mini Fanfic #1353: Morning After Their Very First Time~ (River City Girls X Persona 5 X SSBU)
After gathering to grand dinner date and a spectacular hula and fire dance performances along with it, everyone o Smash Family retreated back to their respective hotel rooms for the rest of the night afterwards.
But before their first day of vacation could come to a close, Dark Pit and his two rowdy, but compassionate girlfriends, Misako and Kyoko took this opportunity to share their very first, sensual lovemaking session together. It was Intimidating at first (for Pitto especially) and it took a couple of advices and encouragement from Ren, Makoto, Ann, and Shiho to help get their heads straight and nerves calmed down, but it was also thanks to their love, care, and trust with one another that it all successfully went smoothly from start to finish.
The next morning of the day arrives and the two River City Girls are now seen snuggling onto their dark angel, whose face is now cover with pink and red colored kiss marks, all while a single beam of light from outside the room's shines down onto the trio bright enough to wake them up one by one.
Kyoko: (First ro Get Up From Pitto as She Stretches her Arm Up and Let's Out a Cute Sounding Yawn, All While her Peach-Colored Hair is Down) Good Morning, Hawaii...
Misako: (Starts Waking Up Next While Grunting a Tiny Bit) Yeah....Morning or whatever....(Hears and Sess her and Kyoko's Boyfriend Yawning and Waking Up Before Smirking Seductively) And a good morning to you too, babe~ You seem a lot more relaxed today.
Kyoko: (Smiles Softly) We hope you had as much of a good time as we did last night~
Dark Pit: Yeah, I did had fun. So much in fact that I....Think I wanna do it again going forward. (Starts Blushing a Bit While Rubbing the Back of his Head) If it's alright with either of-
Kyoko: (Happily Hugs Pitto on her Side) Like you have to ask that, Pitto-Kins, of course we can!!~
Misako: (Happily Hugs Pitto as Well) Now that we have a better understanding of which pace is best for all of us to take, I say this is one activity that'll definitely be on top of our list of things to do, from here on now.
Dark Pit: Neat. (Wraps Both of his Girlfriend's Up in a Group Hug a Small Smile) You losers make everything fun and wild~
Misako: (Snickers a Bit) And you're the loser who fell for us in the first place~
Dark Pit: (Starts Smirking Now) Yeah, but you don't see me complaining about it, now do you?
Misako: Not much, no.
Kyoko: (Starts Pouting Playfully) And we better not hear you complain or you and your big angel butt are gonna be in some real hot water, mister!~
Dark Pit: (Turns to Kyoko) Kyoko, my ass is not that fat.
Misako: Yeah it is. It's wider than mines and nearly as big as our resident peach queen on your right.
Kyoko: (Went Back to Smiling Again) Peaches are always firmer~ ('Gasps') That's it!~
Dark Pit/Misako: (Turns to Their Girlfriend with Raised Eyebrows) What it?
Kyoko: The name of our trio! ('Sighs Dreamingly') Ohhh it's so brilliant, i can't even believe I came up with it myself just no-
Misako: Just tell us!
Kyoko: Okay, okay! We should call ourselves.....The Three Peachateers~
Dark Pit/Misako: (Stares at Their Girlfriend in a Slightly Dumbfounded Silence)
Kyoko: Cause we're three love partners with big junks in each of ours trunks!~ (Starts Giggling)
'Badum Tssssss'
Kyoko: Sounds neat enough for team name to have, eh? (Leans Forward, Awaiting For Her Partners' Responses) Ehh?~
Misako: Well.....(Shrugs) It's not the dumbest name I've heard so far.
Dark Pit: It's passable. But in the meantime, I'm gonna have to get outta bed. I promised Ren, Vi, and even Pit-Stain that I would tell them every detail on what we did last night.
Misako: (Gets Out of Bed Along with Pitto) What a coincidence. Kyoko and I are just about to do the same with Big Sis Makoto, Ann, and Shiho.
Dark Pit: You two really like hanging out with those three, do you?
Kyoko: (Happily Hops Out of Bed) Who wouldn't?~ They're sooo cool!~
Misako: (Forms a Impressed Grin on her Face) And total badasses to boot. Did you know your big sis-in-law can kick a lotta ass in Akido-Karate?
Dark Pit: (Puts his Shorts Back On Him) Since day one. She's a natural, even Yoshi was impressed enough to sparred with her plenty of times during their training sessions.
Kyoko: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle) Amazing~ I'd kill to see them duke it out again someday.
Dark Pit: (Picks his Phone Up From the Nearby Counter) I'll ask them for you on text. (Gives his Girlfriends a Kiss on Both of Their Lips Before Heading to the Door and Opens It) Try not to miss me too much once you get there, will ya?
Kyoko: Oh, now you know that's too hard of a task for either one of us to do!~
Misako: But we'll see what we can do, Big Booty Johnny!~
Kyoko: (Happily Waves Goodbye to Pitto) We love yooooou!~
Dark Pit sticks his middle finger out at Misako before closing the room door behind him.
'Door Closed'
Kyoko: (Turns to Misako with a Raised Eyebrow) Really? Johnny? Big Booty Jeremy would've sound way better!
Misako: (Shrugs) Too nerdy for my liking.
A Walk in the Hallways Pit & Viridi's Room Later......
'Pa-Pop' 'Pop' 'Pop' 'Pop'
Pit/Viridi/Ren: Congratulations!!~
Dark Pit: (Stares at the Trio with a Deadpinned Expression) .......Party Poppers? Really?
Viridi: They're the only celebratory-related item they have in the gift shop.
Pit: (Smiles Brightly) In a very cheap price.
Ren: Buuuuut it's neither here and there for now. (Place his Hand on the Side of his Cheek with His Signature Cheeky Grin on his Face) Tell us how it went~
Dark Pit: Well.... (Walks Over and Sits on the Edge of the Bed) Aside from that dumb anxiety takeover, the experience....was a pretty fun time.
Meanwhile at Ren, Makoto, Ann, and Shiho's Room......
Kyoko: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together While Sitting on the Bed with Misakp and the Rest of the Ladies Present) The funnest experience we had all night~
Misako: And most the romantic~
Ann: (Let's Out a Happy Sound Squeal) I knew you three would have a great first time!~
Shiho: (Smiles Softly) And the safest as well.
Misako: (Snickers a Bit) Well, duh!~ We wouldn't have never went along with the whole thing if you guys didn't give us every best advice you've came up with.
Kyoko: Yeah, you all are best!~
Makoto: (Smiles Brightly at the River City Girls) Think nothing of it, girls. We're always happy to help our friends and younger sibling figures in need. So tell us, how did it all feel the way through?
Ann: Yeah, It didn't hurt much, did it?
Misako: Yeah, it stings a bit at first, but the more we went at it, the more it all felt really.....(Starts Blushing) Really good to endure~
Kyoko: (Already Has Her Palms on Both her Flustered Cheeks) Lovemaking ecstasy!!~ (Falls and Lays the Side of her Head onto her Girlfriend's Lap)
Misako: (Starts Snickering a Bit) God, look at this nutty goober right here~ (Gently Rubs the Side of her Girlfriend's Head) She moans louder and sexier than neither DP and I even imagined she could. She's such a freak~ (Smiles Down at Kyoko) Our freak~ (Leans Down and Kisses Kyoko On the Side of her Head)
Kyoko: (Giggles Ticklishly by her Girlfriend's Affections)
Shiho: (Giggles Softly) That's sound exactly like my Ann-Bear~ She always does have the knack for moaning the loudest out of the two of us~
Ann: (Playfully Pouts at her Wife Next to Her) Well, excuse me for falling your firm and tender lovemaking skills so easily~ (Starts Hugging Shiho While Resting the Side of her Head onto her Shoulder) It's like you knew exactly what would make me tick and go wild~
Shiho: (Shrugs Playfully) What can I say?~ You're like an open, romantically exotic book I adore to read from start to finish~
Ann: (Begins to Smirk Seductive) You're like a brick house I could kiss all day~
Shiho: (Starts Giggling Some More) C'mere you~ (Starts Kissing her Wife Lovingly on the Lips)
Misako: Mm. (Points at the Couple in Front of Her) Now those are some hot wordplays~
Pit: So what you're saying is that the more you three went at it, all that fear you had earlier, just went away?
Dark Pit: All into thin air. It's like I didn't even know I had it in me to begin with.
Ren: Yeah, sex can do that to most people.
Viridi: Especially the very good ones. I'm surprised you three done this for nearly four hours.
Dark Pit: Right? And you can think Kyoko for that one. Homegirl was enjoying it all so much that was begging some more and Misako keep talking me into it!
Ren: (Nods in Understanding) I feel ya on that, brother. There never been a time when Makoto hasn't begged or demanded more outta me- (Forms a Proud Smirk on his Face) Not that I complained either way though~
Viridi: ('Sigh') The same applies to me as well. (Gently Pulls on Pit's Cheek) I ended up feeling so bad for making my sweet angel do all the hard work~
Pit: (Giggles Ticklishly) Oho, Viridi~ (Hugs His Girlfriend Next to Him) You know I don't mind making you happy and satisfied. You're my everything, remember?~
Viridi: (Happily Hugs Her Boyfriend Back) You're mines too~
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes at the Couple's Cute Antics Before Continuing on the Conversation) As if that wasn't enough, before I set out to go to see you all this morning, those two perverts had the nerve to call me Big Booty Johny just because they think I have a fat ass! Like can you believe that crap?
Pit: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Well, you and I do share the exact same body structure and weight, so it kinda make sense why they would think that way.
Dark Pit: Oh come on, you don't actually think you have one of your own, do you?
Pit: Pitto, I've been picked on for having a big butt my whole life growing up and I've long since accepted it as a part of me, at this point. (Smiles Brightly) In fact, I embrace it.
Viridi: (Angrily Cracking her Knuckles One by One) And I would like to personally find those pinheaded idiots who even THINK about looking at you wrong-
Pit: (Quickly Rubs Viridi's Shoulders to Help Calm Her Down) Hey-ey-ey, honey~ It's okay. It was eons ago.
Viridi: (Starts Pouting While Calming Down) Yeah, but they're still jerks.
Pit: I know, hon, I know~
Ren: (Shrugs at Pitto) Hey, you two are twins after all.
Ann: (Been Laughing the Whole Time With Shiho) Big Booty Johnny!?~ Are you for real right now!?~
Shiho: That has be the most silliest nickname I've heard yehehehehet!~ (Continues Laughing)
Makoto: I've heard sillier.....(Snickers into Genuine Laughter) But it is pretty funny~
Kyoko: Jeremy's better!
Misako: (Been Snickering the Whole Time) But it's true though!~ It's like- (Motions her Hands Far Away From Each Other in a Few Inches) This big! Wider than mines and nearly as fat as Kyoko's- It's amazing.
Kyoko: (Happily Nodded) Yep! Hence why I took the liberties to name our trio the Three Peachateers!~ (Forms a Proud Grin on her Face) A work in progress of the making I'm sure~
Shiho: Ohoho my gosh!~ Peachateers?~
Misako: Yeah. It's like the most decently average nickname she came up with for us. (Shrugs A Tad Bit Smugly) But I suppose it's accurate given each of our unique assests in the back~
Ann: (Tries Calming Her Laughing Down While Wiping a Single Tear From Off her Eye) I swear, you girls are such riots today!~ Hey, speaking of which, would either of you be interested I'm joining our Twerk Class later today?
Kyoko: (Let's Out Another as Her Eyes Sparkle in Excitement) Would we!~
Misako: I didn't know you ladies your own Twerking Class~
Makoto: Well, it used to be a regular dance class at first till one twerk-off challenge changes everything to what it is now.
Shiho: (Smiles Softly) As wacky as it gets, it's pretty fun all things considered.
Ann: But everything wedding planning related got in the way of that for quite some time now, so we're making a comeback here! Good thing too a certain- (Turns to Makoto on her Left) Queen here definitely have a few areas we need to work on.
Makoto: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look on her Face) This is what we're doing now? Critiquing the way I twerk?
Ann: Yep.
Shiho: Pretty much.
Misako: (Shrugs) I mean, if that's what we gotta talk about.....
Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly) I'm all ears!~
Makoto: ('Sighs in Defeat and Annoyance') Whatever.
Ann: Look, I'm just saying: You're getting more thicker than a bowl of ramen and yet you still shake like someone trying to get a toy out of a cereal box. You gotta get more creative, rhythmic, and adventurous than that, girl!
Shiho: Yeah, especially after that performance during our foursome session together yesterday. It's not bad, but...could be a lot better.
Makoto: (Turns Away With her Arms Crossed While) Pouting) ('Hmph') Well, excuse me for being a little rusty then.
Ann: (Pulls Makoto into a One Arm Hug with a Big Smile on her Face) Oh stop~ You know we're doing all of this because we love you to pieces~ You'd do the same for us in different scenarios, right?
Makoto: ('Sighs in Defeat') I suppose....(Rest the Side of her Head onto Ann's Shoulder) I appreciate the feedback.
Ann: Anytime, Queen. (Turns Back to the River City Girls) So what do you say, ladies? You'll might end up being on par with out #1 Eliite Student if you practice hard enough with the rest of us here.
Shiho: Free of charge!~
Misako: Bitchin'. I'm in.
Kyoko: Me too!~ (Raises an Eyebrow in Curiosity) But who is the Elite Student anyways?
Ann/Makoto/Shiho: Haru.
Misako: Seriously?
Makoto: Very. She's really good compared to the rest of us here.
Ann: Terrifyingly so. One time, we saw her twerk to the entirety of a heavy metal song from start to finish, without even breaking a single sweat.
Shiho Mot to mention she can also wall-twerk for up to four to five minutes without having any signs of dizziness afterwards
Misako: (Genuinely Impressed) Siiick!
Kyoko: (Happily Raises Her Hand Up) Ooh ooh! I wanna learn how wall twerk too!~
????: I'm sure you two will learn it all in due time~
The girls turn to see Haru standing by the room's doorway with a soften smile on her face.
Haru: But how about we learn the basics first, yes?
Ladies: Haru-san!!~
Makoto: Good morning!~
Ann: About time you got here, we were just bragging about you!~
Misako: How's Yoshi back at yours and Ryuji's place?
Kyoko: Did he sleep well last night?
Haru: (Sits Next to Misako and Kyoko on the Same Bed) He had himself a great sleep with us and he's such a gem to have around. Just before I came here, we were watching a few morning cartoons together.
An Half an Hour Earlier at Ryuji and Haru's Room.....
Tv: Fireballs? YUUUM!~
Yoshi: (Seen Sitting in the Middle of the Sofa in with Ryuji and Haru) Yep. I hate him.
Haru: ('Gasps')
Ryuji: (Eyes Widens at Yoshi) Ah what!?
Haru: How could you say and think that way? He's adorable!
Yoshi: ('Ugh') I mean- I guess? It's just that voice of his really not doing it for me. (Cringes a Bit) So cheesy to listen to.
Ryuji: Dude, everyone's voice in the Super Mario Show are all super cheesy-like. How is he any different.
Yoshi: I dunno, it just...Rubs me the wrong way somehow. Can't put my finger on how it is at the moment, you know?
Ryuji: (Puts on a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) You know what I think? That, you, my dinosaur friend, are just jealous.
Yoshi: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Disbelief) I'm sorry- Me? Jealous of- (Points at his Counterpart on TV) This knockoff on your screen? Yeah right!
Ryuji: (Shrugs) Hey, It's the only plausible reason I can think of you not liking him.
Yoshi: Yeah, and it's false. So what if he's cute to you guys? (Crosses his Arms While Pouting) I don't see him swinging any nunchucks around him yet, so he must be lame.
Haru: Oh dear, you are jealous of him!~ (Pull Yoshi into a Loving Hug) You poor thing!~
Yoshi: (Taken Aback by the Hug) W-What? But really, I'm n-
Haru: ('Sh Shhh Shh') It's okay. You don't need to say anymore. Just know that you'll always be amazing and precious to each of our hearts~ (Gives Yoshi Three Kisses on the Cheek) You understand?~
Yoshi: (Starts Blushing a Bit Before Sighing in Defeat) I guess. Thanks, Haru.
Ryuji: (Chuckles Lightly) You're a pretty adorable dino dude, ya know that, my man?
Yoshi: (Lightly Glares at Ryuji) Don't start.
Back to the Present
Misako: (Bursts Out Laughing) Ah man!~ I don't know which is funnier: Yoshi getting mad over his cartoon counterpart or how Ryuji saw right through his jealousy?~
Shiho: (Giggling as Well) That silly dinosaur!~ He can try and deny it all he wants, Yoshi-Kun will always be a real cutie in our eyes~
Ann: Amen!~
Haru: (Smiles Sheepishly) Oh, I wouldn't exactly call or...rather see myself as such....
Kyoko: (Turns to Haru) I didn't know you were an elite of the entire Twerk Class this whole time, Haru-San!~
Misako: Yeah, it must be awesome.
Ann: Enough with the modesty, girl, you earned that title tenfold!
Makoto: (Gives Haru a Reassuring Smile) You are the main reason we started this class in the first place
Shiho: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah! I mean, your graceful, rhythmic, and fierce style alone made all of us want get better at it today.
Misako: And made us wanna join even more than we did.
Kyoko: (Bows her Head to Haru) We thank you for your hard work and contribution to the class, Senpai.
Haru: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness Before Sighing) You girls are the sweetest~ (Bows her Head to Misako and Kyoko) I'll be more than happy to teach you two everything I know.
Kyoko: Yayyy!~
Misako: (Simply Nods her Head in Rejoice) Bitchin' again. How did you learned how to twerk anyways?
Makoto: Yeah, we've been wondering about that too, Haru-san. Being an advent Heavy Metal fan is one thing, but an expert at twerking as well?
Haru: (Giggles Softly) A surprising lifestyle i have, huh?~ There's actually a really funny story behind it all if you're interested to listen.
Ann: We have all the morning in word, hun.
Shiho/Misako/Kyoko: Shoot~
Haru: Okay!~ Years ago, back when we were all still in the academy, i originally signed up to take ballerina classes during the summer. So, one day, I took scroll around the city to find the dance studio I was looking for nearly two hours and a half, only to stumbled upon the wrong one, i.e. the dirty/ twerking dancing class at the very last second!
Ann: Get out!~
Shiho: (Starts Giggling Again Along with the River City Girls) For real?~
Makoto: (Shrugs) It happens to the best of us.
Haru: Don't I know it~ But not even the funniest part. For you see.....(Continues Telling her Story From There)
Ren: You gotta face the facts, bro. There are most girls out there, that are into guys with nice looking butt. Yours and mines included. (Smiles Fondly at the Thought of his Lovely Wife) I can't begin to tell you all the times My Queen took every opportunity to smack my ass with that cute smirk of hers~
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes) Gee, I wonder where she got all that kind of rebellious, perverted tendency from....
Ren: Hey, I only welcomed her to my crazy world with opened arms. Believe it or not, she has already done plenty of bad all by herself, with a little help from me, Ryuji, and Ann, of course.
Dark Pit: Figures.
Viridi: Every living being have their own kinks and perverted side get the better of them in some cases. ('Lightly Scoffs') Not like I would ever stoop to their le- (Notices Her Boyfriend Staring at her With a Stern Boyfriend Glare) -vel?
Pit: Viridiiii.
Viridi: What I'm being truthful right now, Pit! Honest!
Pit: I don't know, Vi. (Raises an Eyebrow) Are you being truthful?
Viridi: Well- I-I mean- I think I'm....Kind of....Maybe...
Pit: (Sill Stares at Viridi in Silence) ..............
Viridi: ('UGGGH') Okay! I confess!!
Flashback to Few Months Ago
Viridi: (Sitting on her Bed with Pit) Hey, Pit, would you be a sweetheart and- (Points Pit to a the Three Books in Front on her Bed, on the Flood) Pick the Art of Nature, Harvest Melons, and the Story of the Wicked Eggplant books up for me please?
Pit: (Happily Nodded to Viridi) Sure thing, Vi!
Pit hops off of bed and walks over to the three books on the floor. Upon arrival, he bends over and picks up them up one by one, alm while humming to his theme song and unintentionally showing off his thick rear to Viridi's point of view, his "Angel Cake" Viridi would usually describe.
The more he begins to sway it from side to side, the more the Goddess of Nature's goofy looking grin begins to get wider and wider by the second.
End of Flashback
Dark Pit: (Genuinely Surprised by What Him and the Others Were Just Told) Wow. And here I thought my girls were bad.
Ren: So we're Makoto, Ann, and even Shiho combined. (Starts Snickering) You really took the cake for the most down bad out of all of them, Vi~
Viridi: (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance and Embarrassment) Yeah, yeah, I know I'm a lousy, shameless hypocrite. Really don't need the rub-in-the salt wound right now. (Turns to Pit with an Apologetic Frown) I'm sorry, Pit.
Pit: (Gives his Girlfriend a Loving, Reassuring Smile on his Face) Oh, don't beat yourself up over, Vi. (Places his Hands onto Both of his Flustered Cheeks While Giggling) T-To tell you the truth, I really flattered you think highly of my body this whole time~
Viridi: (Gently Grabs Hold of One of Her Angel's Hands) Of course!~ I love everything about, you big dummy, your bravery, your kindness, amd especially that beautiful body of yours!~ Always have, always will~
Pit: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Viridiiiii!~ (Pulls his Girlfriend into a Very Loving Hug) I love everything about too!~ I wanted to write a whole ten paged essay about it for the longest time now, but I really don't know where to start. Plus, there's still me not good at reading a whole lot yet and-
Viridi: (Quickly Places her Fingers on Pit's Lips to Keep Him Quiet) Upupup. We can worry about all of that stuff a lot later. Right now- (Slowly Removes her Fingers Off of Pit's Lip) All I wanna do is give those shiny lips of yours a nice, long smooch ~ (Forms Seductive, Yet Loving irk on her Face) Think you can do that for me, honey-bun?~
Pit: (Smiles Softly at Viridi) Yes, ma'am- (Immediately Gets Pull into a Loving Kiss on the Lips by Viridi)
Dark Pit: ('Sighs in Annoyance') Great. Just what I need to see this early morning: lovey-dovey crap. Not like the losers and I are any better.....
Ren: (Smorks at Pitto Again) Well, look at you admitting your lovey-dovey faults~ I'm so proud.
Dark Pit: Shut up. Anyways, I should probably tell our moms about all of this in a bit.
Pit and Viridi suddenly stops kissing one another as both of their eyes begins to widen right up.
Ren: Is that so?
Dark Pit: (Shrigs) Hey, they deserve to know about the news just as much as you clowns did. Only fair, you know?
Pit: U-Uh just to clarify: You're....Only going to tell them about you-
Viridi: A-And only you had sex?
Dark Pit: (Slowly Raises his Eyebrow at the Duo) Yes....That's exactly the topic I want to share with them today?
Ren: Why? You haven't told them about you two having sex as well?
Pit/Viridi: ....................
Ren: (Eyes Widens in Genuine Shock) Oh God, you really haven't told them yet, did you?
Pit: No. Not yet.
Viridi: Not recently......Hopefully not ever.
Pit: Definitely not ever.
Dark Pit: ('Scoffs') What? Are you scared of telling them or- (Noticing the Duo Shaking a Bit Before Sighing Again) Nevermind. That answers my dumb question effortlessly.
Pit: Look, it's not like we don't want to tell them or anything. We're just....Scared at how they would react to it all. Like, I'm supposed to be their purest angel boi, I can't let them know I tarnished that for God knows, how many times!
Viridi: And have you seen how strong Palutena's punch was when she sent that Jean Whathisface flying from the wedding? That's not even close to her actual altitude in raw power and strength and I REFUSE to go back on her bad side again- REFUSE!!
Dark Pit: I mean, I would pay hella good money to see that- Ack! (Immediately Gets Bumped on the Shoulder by Ren)
Ren: (Gives Pit and Viridi a Reassuring Smile) Look, guys, I get it. It's scary to tell them these kinds of things face-to-face. But they're going to find out about it sooner or later.
Dark Pit: Yeah. And you two hiding and panicking over it isn't gonna change a damn thing, now will it?
Pit/Viridi: ('Sighs in Defeat') Nooooo.....
Viridi: It won't.
Pit: Yeah. We'll find the time to tell them one of these days
Dark Pit: You could do that....Or maybe you could just- MOMS, WE NEED YOU TWO HERE!!
Pit: (Eyes Widens in Horror) No!
Viridi: (Glares at the Dark Angel) Damnit, Pitto!!
Palutena: (Suddenly Hovers Down From a Ray of Light, in the Middle of the Room) We're here!!~
Bayonetta: (Seen Sitting in her Goddess's Arms) On this glorious Wednesday morning, ready to give you all the love we could muster!~
Palutena: (Smiles Brightly) You're never too old for each of your mommas' love~
Dark Pit: True, but before we get to any of that, I wanted to tell you that....(Takes a Bit of Deep Breath Before Speaking) Misako, Kyoko, and I had our very first sex last night and....I like it. A lot.
Palutena/Bayonetta: ('Gasps)
Dark Pit: And before either of you asked, yes, we had protection throughout the whole- Thing!? (Gets Pulled into a Very Loving Group Hug by his Two Moms)
Palutena/Bayonetta: Pittoooo!~
Palutena: Congratulations!!~
Bayonetta: We're so happy for you, darling!~
Palutena: And very proud of you for taking caution!~ Safety is always important before having fun under the covers.
Ren: (Raises his Hand Up) Hey, I provided him the safety measure he needed last night!
Dark Pit: Yeah, a whole bag of them. A little too much, but it was still helpful a the same.
Ren: (Proudly Nodded) You're wel- Come!? (Gets Pulled into a Group Hug as Well)
Bayonetta: Oh Renny!~ You're such a wonderful big brother!~
Palutena: Words cannot express how proud we are of you two boys right now~
Dark Pit: We bet. (Turns to Pit and Viridi with a Smirk) But I believe your Purest Angel Boy and his Goddess has something they wanna tell you.
Bayonetta: Really? (Turns to the Younger Couple Along with Palutena)
Palutena: Pit? Viridi? Is that true?
Pit: Well.....
Viridi: I mean....
Pit: When you put it that way, I mean.....
Viridi: (Gently Slaps Pit's Arm) I already said that, you dope.
Pit: Oop. (Smiles Sheepishly to Viridi) Sorry.
Bayonetta: (Starts Frowning a Bit) Oh dear. Is something the matter, you two?
Dark Pit: Eh, it's probably them just being shy. (Smirk Grew Wider) I'd be more happy to spit it out for them if they still aren't willing~
Pit: (Glares at his Brother) Seriously!?
Dark Pit: Very.
Palutena: (Gives Pit and Viridi a Reassuring Look) Pit, honey, you know if there's really something you two want to talk about, please don't hesitate in telling us.
Bayonetta: Pretty please?~ We promise we won't judge or discriminate in this very room.
Dark Pit: We'll, I mean- (Gets Hit on the Shoulder Again by Ren) Ah!- Okay, okay, we don't judge here, happy?
Ren: (Smiles Brightly) Very.
Viridi: (Places her Hand on her Angel's Shoulder) I think it's best we come clean, Pit. It'll do us no good if we keep this hidden forever.
Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') You said it. (Turns to Palutena and Bayonetta) Moms, there is something Vi and I want to tell you and it's that......(Takes a Deep Breath Before Blurting Out-) We had sex together too!
Palutena/Bayonetta: ('Gasps')
Pit: Four to five times!
Palutena/Bayonetta: ('GASPS')
Pit: In Vi's bedroom!
Palutena/Bayonetta: ('GAAASPS')
Pit: And most of the time, it would last until the early morning!
Viridi: And each time, we had our only protection the whole way through. I swear on your whole name and everything holy!!
Bayonetta: (Turns to her Girlfriend) You think she's telling the truth, love?
Palutena: Yeah. She never been that great at lying as she is at being blunt and honest.
Bayonetta: Hm. Good to know.
Palutena: (Sighs While Giving her Baby a Soft Motherly Glare) Now, Pit, why on Earth didn't you or Viridi tell your mother and I any of this a lot sooner?
Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') It's cause I'm scared that you'll think differently of me now.
Viridi: And that you'll end up having me again.
Palutena: (Giggles Softly at a Fellow Goddess) Are you kidding?~ You continue to make my baby angel the happiest he's ever been, plus you're one of my most trusted allies. I could never hate you after all that.
Bayonetta: (Smiles Softly) Yes, if anything, we should be thanking you for all your support and contributions to this very family instead.
Viridi: ('Sighs in Relief') Okay, cool. It's not a problem at all.
Pit: So, does this means I'm still your purest angel boi?~
Palutena: (Happily Hugs Pit Along with Bayonetta) Of course you are, sweetie!~ You always have and you always will be~
Bayonetta: You having your own special inner course every now and then will never change how think and care for you~ Plus, it'd be very hypocritical for us to do so when we're not even close to being any better on that spectrum ourselves.
Palutena: ('Sigh') Yeah, us adults are extremely horny these days. And like I said, we're super proud of you guys for taking careful cautious on this kind of stuff. (Sticks the Palm of her Hand Out) Hopefully, this could help you all keep maintaining that cautiousness for years to come with this~ (Summons a Solid Gold Paper Bag Out of Thin Air)
Pit: (Already Amazing by the Bag Itself) Ooooooh....Shiny gold.....
Dark Pit: (Rolls his Eyes) Oh goody. Another bag if condoms.
Palutena: A bag of unbreakable condoms. They're far more stable and durable than every other brand made in existence. All exclusively crafted from my humble temple~
Ren: Wait, so you have a lot of these bad boys sitting there this whole time?
Palutena: Yeah, like, twelve entire chests of them in total. Never an out a single pair.
Bayonetta: A little bit excessive on her end, but at least we won't have to go out and buy ourselves a box for a very long time~
Ren: Well- (Pulls Up The Regular Bag of Condoms).That just made this normal bag useless then. (Throws the Bag In the Back) Though, I have a feeling this would make Dr. Takemi form a full on research on one of them once she catch wind of this.
Palutena: (Shrugs) Hey, she and Sae are more than welcome to a bag of them if they want. Heck, I'll even give out a few others ti the rest of the grown up family members here if they're ever interested.
Bayonetta: Buuuuut~ Before we do any of that......
Palutena: We have all something very we need to accomplish first......
Palutena/Bayonetta: MORNING CUDDLE TIME!~
Ren: (Forms a Casually Smirk) Knew it.
Viridi: (Forms an Bright Grin) About time!~
Pit: Yayyyyy!~
Dark Pit: Can't we have breakfast first? I'm starving here.
Bayonetta: We'll have breakfast be sent to us in due time, dear.
Palutena: But until then, get over here abd let your mommies give you a big ol' morning hug!~ (Wraps Three of her Babies, Bayonetta and Viridi into a Big Ol Group Hug)
Dark Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') Whatever. (Starts Blushing) I was in need of hugs anyways.....
Mini Fanfic #1352: Getting Settled into Paradise~ (SSBU X Persona 5 X River City Girls)
11:34 a.m. On the Road, Inside the Smash Tour Bus #2......
Everyone: (Chattering Amongst One Another)
Makoto: (Seen Sitting Next to Her Now Husband, Ren, a Few Seats Back While Happily Having the Side of her Head onto her Shoulders) ('Sighs Relaxingly') Just you wait, my dear Ren-Ren~ In a minutes and a couple of miles remaining- (Starts Snuggling Up on Ren) We'll finally get to share this paradise experience with everybody~
Ren: (Smiles Softly While Having his Arm Around his Wife's Shoulders) You said it, 'hon. The Perfect Hawaii Honeymoon Vacation: Just you, me, our huge nutcase of a family-
('Siiiiiiiiiigh')
Ren: (Turns to See Ann and Shiho Sulking on the Seat Next to his and Makoto's) And two of our fellow bachelorettes are still acting like sad-sacks right next to us.
Makoto: (Turns to the Two Bachelorettes in Question) You're still missing Lucas over there?
Ann: (Turns to Ren and Makoto Alongside Shiho) Like crazy.
Shiho: We know he's a growing boy and all, but he's still our Little Sunflower. Plus, it's kinda hard not to worry about him and the kids staying back at the mansion all alone.
Ann: Right? Like, what kid you know would sit out on a trip to freaking Hawaii of all places, huh!?
Makoto: That's....a good question, actually. (Puts on a Sheepish, Reassuring Smile) B-but hey, considering how massive the mansion itself is, I'm sure they'll find a lot of things to do to pass time somehow.
Ren: Watch some TV, movies, play video games, have sleep overs, or they can be bold enough to try to throw a massive mansion party like Pitto did two years ago.
Dark Pit: (Turns to Ren with a Deadpinned Expression, All While Sitting Next With his Two Girlfriends, Misako and Kyoko, on the Other Side of the Bus) Seriously? You're bringing that up now?
Ren: (Glares at his Little Brother) With petty, malicious intent for not even thinking of inviting me that day!
Ann: Yeah....(Glares at Pitto as Well) Y-Yeah! You didn't bother to invite Shiho and I either, what the heck!?
Dark Pit: Why should I? You guys had work that day!
Ren/Ann: So!?
Ren: Uncle Rodin could've got me off early that day if I asked and told him about the whole thing.
Rodin: (Seen Sitting at the Far Back of the Bus) He's right. Plus, I'd still pay him egardless.
Ren: See? Case in point! He's THAT cool of an uncle to do that sort of thing!
Ann: And I could've easily call out on another sick day with Shiho-Kins vouching for me all the way!
Shiho: (Shrugs) I would've. In fact, other than training day at the gym in the late morning, I didn't do much of anything that day, so you have no excuse of not even attempting to invite me along the way!
Ren/Ann: Yeah!
Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Look, the thought never occurred at the time, alright? Besides, I didn't think you care for it anyways.
Shiho: I don't. (Crosses her Arms) But either way, you owe all four of us a day or two a hefty Cuddle Pile Session after our vacation ends.
Ren/Ann/Makoto: Yeah!
Dark Pit: (Glares at Makoto Next) Makoto, I dunno why you "Yeah-ing" over there, I know for a fact that you despise house related parties as much as your sister over there.
Sae: (Sighs While Sitting Next to Her Snickering Girlfriend, Tae, Two Seats Behind Pitto's) Please leave me out of this foolishness, Pitto-san.
Makoto: (Crosses her Arms While Pouting) I know. I just want to be included.
Dark Pit: ('Ugh') Whatever! (Tack his Back Right Back on his Seat While Pouting Himself) The party wasn't even all that fun anyways.....
Misako: Babe, are you kidding? It was the most fun Kyoko and I ever had, up until we had clean up and bail.
Kyoko: Right? (Sighs While Frowning) I miss being crown queen though.....
Misako: ('Sigh') Yeah, same.
Dark Pit: Oh stop. (Gently Scratches Under Both Kyoko and Misako's Chins) You two wil always be queens in my heart.
Everyone: AWWWWWWWW!~
Dark Pit: Shut up!
Kyoko: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Ohh Pitto-Kiiins!~ (Happily Hugs Pitto on One Side) If we're the queens, then you're definitely the king in our sweet, maiden hearts~
Misako: (Happily Hugs Pitto on the Other Side) Now and always~ (Starts Snuggling Up on her Dark Angel Along with Kyoko) God, I can't wait for tonight to arrive already~
Kyoko: Me too!~
Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Wait. What's happening tonight?
Dark Pit: (Turns to Yoshi) I'll explain later.
Makoto: (Playfully Rolls her Eyes) Anyways- (Turns Back to Ann and Shiho) I really don't think you two need to worry too much about Lucas or any of the other kids for that matter.
Ren: Yeah, they're pretty tough for their age. Plus, I'm 100% certain he would want you two to have fun and relax along with the rest of us here.
Dedede: (Lays the Back of his Onto Both of his Hands Behind and his Back on the Back of his Seat While Sitting Next to Escargoon and his Girlfriend Morrigan Sleeping and Hugging on the Side of his Shoulder) And relax most of us grown folks, shall! I could use a break from all thar pastorin' and officantin' for a good while....
Escargoon: ('Sigh') Same goes for me from leading the choir committee. I love the job to high heaven, but it can be real a headache at times with all the meetings and practices. Can't wait get there already....
Dedede: (Notices His and the Other's Bus Drives Passes the "Welcome to Hawaii" Sign) Looks like the wait's about be over real soon, cuz it looks like we made it.
Ryuji: For real!?
Futaba: Already!?~ I wanna see!!~
Lavenza: I as well!!~
Kyoko: Me three me three ME THREE!!~
Misako: ('Ack') Kyoko!
Dark Pit: Watch where your knees are landing!
Kyoko: (Giggles Awkwardly) Oops. Sorry hunnies~
Almost everyone present on the bus was struck in complete awe at how simply breathtaking the state itself truly is as the bus continues driving by. The bright, vibrant landscapes, the fishes emerging from the already sparkling ocean, hula dancers slowly dancing for both tourists and locals a-like.......It's incredibly hard for anyone to look away from it's natural beauty, not like they wanted to do so anyways.
Ryuji: (Seen Sharing a Seat Next to His Girlfriend, Haru, the Whole Time) Yo....Is it just me or has Hawaii looks....a whole LOT prettier than the last time we visited?
Haru: (Smiles Softly) I say it's the latter. It was always such a lovely, beautiful state after all~
Yusuke: (Happily Nodded in Agreement While in a Seat with Futaba) Indeed. It's far too gorgeous for anyone to pass up the perfect opportunity to paint each settings they seek.
Futaba: (Forms a Playful Smirk on her Face) Hence why you brought your art supplies in that metal briefcase of yours?~
Yusuke: (Forms a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) Precisely.
Lavenza: (Sharing a Seat with her Boyfriend, Morgana) So this is what paradise looks like. Fascinating~
Morgana: Right? It's like a huge beach and a resort all wrapped into one big state!
Makoto: And it'll be the one state we will a know much more about once we head out.
Ryuji: ('Groans a Bit in Annoyance') Dude- I don't wanna learn crap while I'm on vacation!
Haru: (Gently Rubs Ryuji's Back with a Sheepish Smile on her Face)
Pit: ('Sigh') Really hoping I don't have to read lot of things soon......
Viridi: I'll read them to you as we pass them by.
Pit: Thanks, Vi.
Roy: (Whispers Next to Ludwig and Kumatora) Now I can definitely tell this is gonna be a load of-
Makoto: (Immediately Glares at The Sunglasses Wearing Koopa) Don't you even think finishing that sentence, mister! There's a lot about Hawaii anyone of us could take the time to appreciate. (Hardens her Glare) And I will not hesitate to give you any pop-quizzes if you don't keep that slick mouth of yours shut.
Roy: (Eyes and Mouth Widens in Complete Disbelief) Wha-
Ludwig: (Turns to his Younger Brother with a Glare of his Own) And I'll make extra sure this will all become a reality the very moment you chose to cross her. Get me?
Kumatora: (Been Snickering Along with a Few Other Passengers the Whole Time)
Roy: But I- ('Groans in Utter Defeat') Fiiiine. I'll watch what I say next time......
Makoto: (Simply Nodded) Thank you. (Suddenly Hears the Bus Stopping and Opening the Door Before Smiling Brightly Again) Ooh!- The bus reached it's park. Time to embark on our third family vacation, everyone!~ (Happily Walks Towards and Put of the Bus Door)
Ren: (Turns to Everyone Else on the Bus) You heard my beautiful wife, people, let's get a move on!
Almost Everyone: (Cheers in Rejoice)
Ann: (Smirks at Ren) You're gonna keep calling her that for now on, aren't ya?~
Ren: (Forms a Cheeky Grin) As I love and breathe happily~ (Follows Behind Makoto Along with Everyone Else)
Morrigan: (Finally Wakes Herself Off of Dedede's Shoulder as She Quickly Moves her Head From Side to Side) Huh? What happen?
Dedede: (Forms a Soft, Kinda Cheeky Smile on his Face) Morning, Sleeping Beauty~ We finally made it to paradise.
Morrigan: (Smiles a Tad Bit Drowsy Like) At long last? Yay~ It's- (Suddenly Raises her Arm Up Before Letting Out a Cute Sounding Yawn).About time......
Dedede: How about I carry you 'till we find ourselves a hotel room.
Morrigan: (Gasps While Spreading her Arms Wide Open For Her King with a Big Smile on her Face) You'd do that for little 'ol me?~
Dedede: (Chuckles Lightly as He Picks his Girlfriend Up and Carries her Out of the Bus in his Arms) Of course I can! What kind of King would I be if I didn't take care of my gorgeous Queen of both Day and Nite?~ (Gives Morrigan a Kiss on the Cheek)
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly While Blushing and Hugging her King in his Arms) You're making my heart flutter once again~ (Starts Snuggling onto her Boyfriend) You sweetheart of a darling king you~
Meanwhile Outside
Hat Kid/Mario: (Walks Out of the First Smash Tour Bus with the Other Half of the Family, All While Being Struck in Awe at the Look at the Entire Destination Around Them) Woooooooah~/Mama~
Peach: Oh myyyyy~
Mario: So this is what Hawaii looks like........
Fox: Ren wasn't kidding when he says this is true paradise......
Peach: (Smiles Brightly in Pure Excitement) I love it!!~ The scenery is so bright and vibrant, the weather feels much more cooler than back home-
Hawaiian Families: (Happily Waves Hello To Their Visitors While Riding on a Golf Cart) Alooohaaaa!~
Hawaiian Couple: (Happily Waves as Well as They Walked Out of the Resort Together) Aloha!~
Elderly Man: (Seen Sitting on the Swing While Waving Hello at the Vistors Also) Ahola, one and all.
Smash Family: (Happily Waves Back at the Locals) ALOHAAAAAAAAAAA!~
Owain: Greetings, one and all!
Peach: Oh gosh- Even the locals here are-
Samus: (Playfully Smirks. At Peach) Lemme guess: More tolerable than the Piantas?~
Peach: (Rolls her Eyes in Annoyance) I was going to say that they're very sweet people. (Starts Puffing her Cheeks Out a Bit) But I suppose your guess wasn't too far off there.........
Mario: (Forms a Bit of a Sheepish Smirk on his Face) Your distaste for them will never die out, will they?
Peach: (Turns Away While Pouting) ('Hmph') Have them apologize for all the times they mistreated you in the past and then we'll talk!
Tour Guide: (Happily Walks Over to the Smash Family) Welcome, one and all, to our beautiful, sacred homeland. (Starts Giving Out Pink Flower Necklaces For Everyone Present with the Help of his Two Assistances) We here at the Hilton Hawaiian Village, would like to thank you for choosing us for your vacation spot and hope each of you all to enjoy your stay.
Peach/Hat Kid: (Puts on The Flower Necklaces Themselves Before Falling in Love with Them Instantly) Oooooohhh~
Hat Kid: So pretty~
Peach: And bright pink!~ What kind of flowers are they exactly?
Tour Guide: The-
Makoto: (Happily Chimes in to Explain) Lei! Statistically constructed of Plumeria, flowers thrives in Hawaii's warm climate and volcanic soil. As well as leaves, sea shells, seeds, nuts, feathers and/or even bones on some occasions. They represent the symbol of love, friendship, celebration, honor or greeting, essentially symbolizes the term "Ahola" to tis very day.
Tour Guide: (Starts Nodding his Head, Genuinely Impressed by Makoto's Knowledge of the Lei) Ahh a very in depth answer you've made there, miss. But did you also know that-
Makoto: They also represented wealth, royalty and ranking systems, as well.as being associated with hula, religion and geography? (Proudly Nodded) Yes, I believe I'm fully aware of that tidbit of facts as well~
Tour Guide: (Smiles Brightly) Impressive! I take it you are also familiar with Hawaii history and it's origins?
Makoto: (Happily Nodded) Indeed I have!~ Learned so much about when my friends and I first came here, it been so long since then. So one night, I took the liberties of doing carefully precise research and jog them all down into this very binder. (Happily Shows Off her Dark Blue Binnder) See?~ (Then Shows the Tour Guide Through Over a One Hundred Fifty Five and a Half Pages of Notes) All in one, two- (Smiles Sheepishly) Maybe three or four sittings~
Tour Guide: Incredible.....
Sae: (Watches her Little Sister From the Mid Distance) Look at her.....Our vacation just started and she's already taking over the Tour Guide's job. (Turns to her Brother in Law Standing Next to Her) Can you believe this, Ren?
Ren: That my wife is a smart bookworm AND beautiful? (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) Yes. Yes I can believe that~
Sae: (Immediately Gives Ren the Deadpinned Look) Not. The point, Ren.
Ann: ('Psssst') Hey. Guys. Check this out~
Ann shows Ren and Sae her wife, Shiho Suzui Takamaki, carrying a big, heavy and dark red colored luggage to a nearby luggage cart with somewhat plausible ease, all while Roy Koopa and Donkey Kong follows behind her with a couple of bags of their own they're carrying.
Ann: A strong, cutie of a wife~ (Forms a Lovestruck, Slightly Goofy Smile on her Face) And she's all mines to love~
Ren: (Smiles at her Best Friend) Nice~
Tae: (Somewhere in the Crowd) My Empress is cuter!~
Sae: ('Sighs in Defeat') Why do I even bother?
After they were given a fourty-five minute tour around Hawaii (with Makoto being their guide the whole way through), the Smash Family divided into 2-6+ groups as they retreated to each of the lovely resort rooms of their choosing.
Mario Family
'Door Opens'
Mario: And here we are! (Walks Inside of Their Hotel Room Along with his Family)
Amy: (Looks Around at the First Room in Genuine Awe) It looks so cozy in here already~
Peach: Ooh! (Happily Points at the Balcony at the Far Distance of the Room) Look at how wide our balcony is~
Sonic: (Rushes Over to a Few Other Rooms in a Few Seconds Before Coming Back to the Main One) And they have three more bedrooms to spare too
Peach: Splendid!~ That will be one more room Shadow to sleep in- (Puffs her Cheeks All Sad Like) If him and his team ever does come here....
Mario: (Gently Grabs Hold of Peach's Hand with a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Be patient, my dear. They'll arrive in due time.
Hat Kid: (Already Sitting On the Sofa) But until then- (Pulls Out a Medium Soze Shadow Plushie From Out of her Purple Suitcase Before Hugging it Lovingly) This will do for now~
Amy: (Clasps her Hands Together While Gushing Over Hat Kid) Awwwwwww~ That's so adorable, Hat Kid!~
Sonic: (Turns to Amy With a Bit of a Cheeky Smirk) Makes you want a plushie of me to hug up on too, huh?
Amy: (Shrugs) Hm. It'll be nice- (Happily Hugs her Boyfriend Next to Her) But I much prefer snuggling with the more real, handsome deal instead~ (Starts Kissing Sonic's Cheek)
Sonic: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Of course.
Peach: Way ahead of you, Amy dear!~
Young couple turns to see Peach already hugging Mario in her very arms.
Peach: (Starts Rubbing her Cheeks onto Mario's) Nothing's more cuddly than my very own teddy bear of a man~
Mario: (Chuckles Ticklishly) And nothing's more loving and affectionate than my beautiful princess in pink~
Peach: (Giggles Softly) Oho you!~ (Starts Kissing Mario on the Lips)
Amy: (Still Hugging Sonic) How does your parents always managed to become more cute than they already are?
Sonic: Been wondering that for ages.
Luigi's Harem
'Door Opens'
Daisy: (Walks into the Room While Looking Around and Nodding) Alright. I'm digging the look of this place so far.
Lilith: (Falls Face Down onto the Sofa Before Hugging One of it's Pillow) The sofa here is nice and comfy~ (Forms a Bit of a Goofy Looking Smile While Having her Thumb Up) 10 out of 10!~
Samus: Seems like every other hotel room we've been through before to me. What makes this one any different?
Chun-Li: U-Um.....(Points at the Room Nex over While Blushing) How about having it's own Love Room for one?...
Everyone: (Raises an Eyebrow at What Chun-Li Told Them) Love Room?
The gang walks over to the "Love Room" Chun-Li mentioned. Everyone of their eyes widens immensely as they met with a room filled with pink and red neon lights and a big heart-shaped bed inside, all while a slow, sensual jazz music plays in the background.
Tifa: Oh. My God.
Samus: That's one way to make it all stand out.
Lilith: I dunno, I think it's cute.....Bizarre that even have it though.
Luigi: We should make love in that bed.
The gang quickly looks over to their green bean in shock, leaving the poor man get flustered shortly afterwards.
Luigi: Y-Y-You know, i-if you all w-want to that is, really! (Chuckles Awkwardly Before Sighing and Pulling his Hat Down Over his Head in Embarrassment) O-On second thought, forget I said any of that- I'm sorry!
Chun-Li: (Quickly Pulls Luigi into a Loving Group Hug with the Others) Oh no, Weegie!~ Don't apologize~
Samus: You're just as horny as the rest of us here, remember? There's nothing wrong with that~
Cloud: Yeah. We just- (Starts Blushing a Bit) Didn't expect you to be so straight forward with this idea of yours is all~
Luigi: (Starts Smiling a Bit Bashfully) Well, yeah- I mean, it's ours for a few weeks, so we might as well make some use out of it somehow. Besides- (Smile Becomes More Soft Sincere) There's no one else I'd rather share this moment than people I love so much, holding me right now~
Ladies: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~
Cloud: (Gets Even More Flustered as his Heart Starts Melting Just as Much as the Others) J-Jeez~
Tifa: Honeyyyy!~
Lilith: We love you too!!~
Samus: So freaking much~ (Bends Down to Luigi's Height Level and Gives Him a Big Kiss on the Cheek)
Daisy: (Happily Snuggles onto Luigi and the Other's Embrace) Don't you worry your cute head, Sweetie~ We're all gonna have ourselves a nice n' wild time in that bed together going forward!~ But how about we all cuddle on it for tonight first? See how comfy it feels and junk.
Luigi: (Happily Nodded) Sure.
Certified Uncles (And Auntie Morrigan~)
'Door Opens'
Dedede: (Steps into Room with Morrigan Still in his Arms, All While Inhaling the Nice Hotel Smell Before Exhaling It All Together) Feels like home sweet home already! (Walks Morrigan Over to the Nearby Sofa) Can't wait to unwind all night.
Morrigan: (Snuggles onto her King's Arms Some More) You and me both, darling~ This is far more lovely compared to all the other hotel rooms I've slept in.
Sojiro: (Walks into the Room With Escargoon Following Behind Him) Really? I figured the expensive ones you go to on your business trips would look a lot more refined than this.
Morrigan: Most are, but I've been in and out of all of them for every modeling shoot that I've never got the chance to enjoy them fully.
Dedede: (Gives his Girlfriend a Reassuring Smile) Hey, maybe this vacation of ours could help you with that.
Morrigan: Oh,I have faith that it will. (Forms a Bit of a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Even more so if you could, perhaps, stay in our room for a little while~
Dedede: (Smirks Back at Morrigan) Girl, I'd be the biggest fool in the world not to~ Let's do it~
Morrigan: (Squeals amd Then Giggling in Glee as Her and De Share an Eskimo Like Kiss Together)
Escargoon: (Stares at the Couple in a Bit of a Deadpinned Expression) Welp, that solved that problem. (Opens Up his Fancy Pack Before Digging his Hand Into It) In the meantime- (Takes Something Small Out of the Bag and Gives it to Sojiro) Have this, Sojiro.
Sojiro: (Opebs his Hand Up to Reveal What Was Just Given to Him) Air pods?
Escargoon: Noise-canceling air pods. It'll help you sleep through a certain penguin's loud snoring, peacefully tonight.
Sojiro: I do hate waking up to loud snoring every hour or two. (Smiles at Escargoon) Good looking out.
Escargoon: (Gives Sojiro Hand Shake) No problem.
Dedede: (Glares at his Best Friend Alongside Morrigan) Boy, I am gettin' real sick and tired of y'all complainin' about how I snore- It ain't that loud!!
Morrigan: It is very heavenly!!
Escargoon: (Rolls his Eyes a Bit) Says no one but you for some unexplained reason....
Sojiro: (Chuckles a Bit) Guess you two really are made for each other after all.
?????: (Knocking Outside the Room's Door) Knockity-Knock Knock~
Dedede: (Groans While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose) Dear lord, don't tell me that's who I think it is outside......
Escargoon: ('Sigh') Hades......
Sojiro: Maybe he'll go away if we keep quiet.
Hades: I won't leave you alone otherwiiise!`~
Morrigan: ('Sighs in Defeat') So much for that idea.....
Dedede: Yeah. (Gently Puts Morrigan Down on the Other Side if the Sofa Before Getting Up and Walking Over to the Door) I'll handle.
'Door Opens'
Hades: (Casually Standing by the Doorway with his Usual Evil Grin on his Face) Salutations, my fellow uncles!~ (Winks at Morrigan) And auntie~
Morrigan: (Rolls her Eyes in Pure Disgust) ('Ugh')
Dedede: What do you want, Hades?
Hades: (Uses the Tip of his Knuckles to Rub on his Chest) Ohh nothing too major in particular. I figured since our room is a few doors next to yours-
Dedede: 'Course it is.
Hades: I figured this would be perfect opportunity to give you my neatly made application.
Dedede: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Applications? For what exactly?
Hades: (Summons a Six Pages of Written Forms in his Hand) For being apart of the Certified Uncles squad. (Hands The Forms Over to Dedede) All formed and filled out by yours truly~
Dedede: You really wanna join us that badly, huh?
Hades: ('Scoffs') I mean I wouldn't say I'm THAT desperate or anything. Just that I'm clearly the best candidate for the crew. (Makes his Grin Slightly Wider Than Before)
Dedede: (Squints his aeyes at the Underworld God for a Second) Mmmmhmm. Yeah, we'll give it a read before this vacation ends.
Hades: Splendid! Take all the time you need, no rush. In the meantime, I'll be out to see if there's any lovely Hawaiian ladies are set for a spicy double date with Sephy and I tonight. Hades out~ (Finally Walks Away)
Dedede: ('Sighs in Relief') Finally. (Closes the Door Behind Him) 'Thought he never leaves.
Escargoon: (Genuinely Dumbfounded by the Whole Conversation Hades and Dedede Had) He seriously made an entire application to join us?
Dedede: All six pages. (Tosses the Pages in the Tiny Trash Bin) I ain't readin' all that. (Forms a Grin of his Own) In fact, I already found us much better candidate for our crew.
Morrigan: (Raises an Eyebrow in Curiosity) Really now? Please, do tell~
Dedede: I'll do you one better and give y'all a hint: It's that one bunny hare that everyone in the mansion looks up to, even the mommas.
Escargoon: One bunny har- (Eyes Suddenly Widens at the Realization) No way! You're having HIM join is!?
Dedede: (Starts Nodding his Head More Gleefully) Yeah, I am! If it's not a problem with any of y'all in here.
Escargoon: (Smiles Brightly) How could I? He's a legend!
Sojiro: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) And nice to talk to over a cup of morning coffee.
Morrigan: (Smiles Brightly) Then it's settled!~ He'll be welcomed in open arms!~.....Wait. (Raises an Eyebrow in Genuine Confusion) Which bunny hare we're talking about again?
Sojiro: Peppy Hare.
Morrigan: Oh, okay!.....Don't think I've ever met him before I'm afraid.
Dedede: Oh, you will in due time, 'hon. He's a peach.
Pitto X Misako X Kyoko (Ft. Yoshi)
Misako: (Let's Out a Satisfied Sounding Sigh as She Lays her Back onto One of the Hotel Beds) Finally!~ We made it to paradise~
Kyoko: I know, right?~ (Happily Jumps into the Bed Next to Misako) This soooo heavenly!~ I can't even tell if this is a real or not.
Misako: (Forms a Seductive, Mischievous Smirk on her Face) I'll help you figure that out once you let me smack that ass of yours~
Kyoko: ('Sigh') Fine, go ahead. Just as long as you do it-
'SMACK'
Kyoko: (Eyes Widens While Wincing a Bit by Misako's Firm Butt Smack) GENTLY!!~ (Starts Pouting at her Girlfriend Next to Her)
Misako: (Shrugs Playfully) Sorry~ It's too big and nice for me to hold back upon~
Kyoko: (Let's Out an Over Exaggerated Gasps Before Turning Over to Pitto and Yoshi Standing by Both Sides of the Doorway) Are you seeing how much of a shameless pervert our girlfriend is acting right now, Pitto-Kins!?~
Dark Pit: (Scoffs a Bit While his Arms Are Crossed) Oh and like you're any better. Need I remind you about that one specific workout regime incident?
Kyoko: (Pouts at Pitto Next) Don't you dare! (Turns her Head Away While Puffing her Cheeks Out Some More) Besides, it's not my fault that both of the gym outfits you wore that day, knocked me out along the way.....
Yoshi: Figuratively or literally?
Kyoko: ............(Starts Blushing) Yes~
Misako: Anywho- (Smirks Lovingly at Pitto) Hurry up and hop in the bed with us, you dork!~
Kyoko: (Happily Nodded to Pitto) Yeah, we wanna cuddle before we have to go out for dinner later!~
Dark Pit: Yeah, yeah, I'll be on my way. (Place a Habd on Yoshi's Shoulder) Right after I talk to Yoshi first.
Yoshi: (Raises an Eyebrow at Pitto) You do?
Dark Pit: Yeah, into the living room. Hop to it.
Yoshi: ('Sigh') Alright. (Walks Over the Living Room as Ordered)
Misako: Alright, don't take too long in there, boys!
Kyoko: Clock's ticking~ (Giggles Softly)
Dark Pit: Relax, it'll be a minute or two. Maybe three. (Close the Room Door Behind Him Before Walking Over to Yoshi)
Yoshi: The floor's all yours now, so.....what's up?
Dark Pit: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) Okay, so....Could you do me a huge solid and move in with Uncle Dedede and Co for tonight?
Yoshi: Why? What for?...I don't snore too loudly, do I?
Dark Pit: No, it's Misako. She's gets heated whenever it gets brought up-
Misako: (Inside the Room) I heard that, DP!! You like how it sounds and you know it!
Dark Pit: (Turns to the Closed Door) I didn't say anything remotely bad about it, babe! I was just pointing it out to Yoshi in here.
Yoshi: It's truue.
Misako: ('Hmph') It better be.
Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Anywho, that's not the reason at all. It's just.....(Takes Another Deep Breath) I want....(Gives Yoshi a Genuine, Most Serious Look on hus Face) Tonight to be the very first night for the girls and I to do it. Together.
Yoshi: To do i- (Eyes Begins to Widened in the Realization) Ohhhhh- You mean-
Dark Pit: Yep. Our first S-E-X. We talked about it for a bit of a while now and figured here and now would be the first (and hopefully) best time to start. To elevate our relationship further or whatever.
Yoshi: (Starts Nodding his Head in Understanding) Oh okay, that's cool. (Points at Pitto) Do you have any protection on you?
Dark Pit: (Holds Up a Wrapped Brown Paper Bag) A bag of them. I told Ren and Makoto all about our plan earlier before we packed up for the trip and they insisted I have one of their bags of condoms Dr Takemi given them recently. Says it's a lot more durable than any store brand or what have you.
Yoshi: Sounds promising. You nervous?
Dark Pit: ('Sighs Heavily') As hell....I love those two a whole lot. I don't wanna end up messing it all up for us, you know?
Misako: You're going to do great, babe!~
Kyoko: Let's start it off slow and we'll work out from there, we promise!~
Yoshi: They got a point. A slower pace can help you get you three more comfortable through the process. (Gives Pitto a Reassuring Smile) I think you can do this.
Misako/Kyoko: Us tooooo!!~
Dark Pit: (Sighs Once More) If you say so. (Smiles a Bit) Thanks, guys.
Fox X Krystal (Ft. Peppy)
Krystal: (Sighs Relaxingly as She Lays her Back Down on her and Fox's Bed) Hawaii~ How fortunate amd thankful I am to step foot into your remarkable landscape~
Fox: (Walks Over and Sits Next to Krystal on Their Bed) The tour got you super invested now, did it?
Krystal: Very much so~ I never realize how much rich history and insightful tinbits this state truly has, it's such an incredible learning experience for sure.
Fox: (Smiles Softly) I agree. Like it too. But as gorgeous as it truly is- (Leans Over and Gently Places his Finger Under Krystal's Chin with a Flirtatious Smirk on his Face),It doesn't hold a candle to how beautiful you are in my eyes~
Krystal: (Let's Out a Playful Sounding Gasps) Fox James McCloud!~ Was that flirting I heard just now?~
Fox: Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. All I know is that it comes from the heart~
Krystal: (Starts Snickering For a Few Seconds She Burst into Giggling)
Fox: (Raises an Eyebrow at his Girlfriend) And what seems to be funny to you?~
Krystal: Nothing, nothing~ I just....(Wipes a Single Tear From Off er Eye While Calming Herself Down a Bit) Never heard you be this romantically cheesy before, not like any better in that aspect mind you.
Fox: Huh. (Shrugs) I guess being around you and the Smash Family filled with romance, has started to rub up on me these days. It won't be problem for you, will it?
Krystal: (Wraps her Arms Around Fox's Back) Not at all. (Forms a Seductive Smirk of her Own) In fact, I just so happen to love it and you oh, so very much, my dear- (Kisses Fox's Lips) ('Mwah')- Handsome- ('Mwah') Fox~y~ (Mmmwah')
Fox: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Alright, alright~ You got me excited. Let's do it~
Krystal giggles once more as she and Fox leans towards one another for another kiss-
'A-Hem'
........At least, until they stop turn their attention to the last surviving veteran of the Original Star Fox, Peppy Hare, standing by the room's doorway, looking down at them with an unamused, fatherly glare on his face.
Peppy: Off the bed. Both of you.
Krystal: (Was Not Having Any of It) But Peppppppy!!
Fox: We just got here!
Krystal: (Wiggling her Legs Up and Down in an Annoyed Yet Very Adorable Fashion) And we're in the middle of rekindling more of our heartfelt courtship!!~
Peppy: And I will forever be happy and support you two till the bitter end. But we're in Hawaii, for Pete's sake! This is a perfect opportunity to out and experience more of it's nice weather and culture some more, hand and hand. Not coop up in here all, smacking lips all day and night.
Fox: Peppy, we can do all of that with you and the others, first thing tomorrow. (Turns Back to Krystal) In the meantime-
Peppy: Oh, I'll make sure you own up to your word, boy, and I know for a fact, you two ain't gonna start doing any of that on my watch. We have dinner reservation to go to in the next hour and a half and the princess made it abundantly clear that she wants all of us present. (Raises an Eyebrow at the Couple) 'Less you really want her to drag you both outta here herself.
Fox: ('Sighs in Defeat') No. That definitely won't be necessary, Peppy.
Krystal: (Turns Back to Fox While Getting Her Back Up Off the Bed) Is she really scary, Fox?
Fox: Only when Bowser tries to hit on her and when anyone insults and/or harm anyone of us in the family, especially if it happens to be any of our kids and Mario.
Krystal: Loving and protective mother of all....I admire that a lot.
Fox: You and us both. (Turns Back to His Father Figure) But seriously, Peppy, what else are we supposed to do by then?
Peppy: Anything that doesn't involve making you lose track of time. Like riding to the beach. Think of it like your very own honeymoon adventures-
Krystal: (Starts Getting Excited) Ooh~ That sounds like a lovely idea~
Fox: Yeah, if we're married. But I suppose I'm down to the idea as well. (Gets Up From the Bed) You're welcome to come with us too if you want.
Peppy: (Smiles Brightly] Why, of course! Who else is gonna make sure you love-hounds don't get too hansey and icky in the public eye?
Krystal: (Starts Giggling Some More)
Fox: (Comically Glares at Peppy) Hey, we don't do neither of those things, you old- ('Sighs Heavily in Defeat') Ah forget it.
Krystal: Thank you, Peppy~
Two Phantom Married Couples
Ann/Ren: (Sits Together on the Sofa While Letting Out Relaxing and Satisfying Sounding Sighs)
Ren: We finally did it, Ann. We married the two women of our dreams, had and awesome after party, and reached our destination back to the refined Rainbow State~
Ann: And without any casualties along the way~ (Starts Snickering at the Recent Past Memory) Well, except for the Jean guy's jawline your Goddess Mom probably broke with that uppercut. (Turns to Ten Next to Her) You ever think we'll see him and dumb knights ever again.
Ren: Probably. (Forms a Sly Smirk on his Face) They're more than welcome to get their asses kick anytime and place.
Ann: (Giggles Softly) I know that's right!~ They got nothing on us Phantom Thieves!
Ren: Ain't that the truth. (Shares a High Five with One of hus Best Friends) But hey, Ann?
Ann: Yeah, Renny?
Ren: I uh....(Starts Rubbing the Back of his Head a Bit Shy Like) Wanna say thanks. Not just for sharing this incredible moment with me, but for also just being one of the best people I have the pleasure of being friends with, in all my life. (Smiles Softly) I wouldn't be sitting here right now if it wasn't for you and the others helping me give life another shot.
Ann: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Pulls Ren into a Loving Hug) Reeeeeeen!~ If there's anyone who should be giving thanks around here, it's yours truly! (Pus Away For a Second While Giving Ren the Most Heartfelt Smile Imaginable) You stepped into my life, stayed by our side when me, Shiho, Ryuji, and everyone else who had to deal with Kamoshida crap, was at our absolute lowest, and after all of that was dealt with- ('Sniff') (Starts Tearing Up a Bit) You really....REALLY helped turn my life around for the better and I just....can't thank you enough for that. (Gives Ren a Kiss on the Cheek) I love you, Ren.
Ren: (Heart Begins to Melt in Even More Happiness) Right back at ya, Ann. (Kiss Ann Back on the Forehead)
'Bedroom Door Opens'
????????: Ohhh, Ren-Reeeen~
?????: Ann-Bear~
Two of Ren and Ann's loving wives, Makoto and Shiho, walks into the living room, both wearing their respective wedding dresses and having seductive smirks in their faces
Makoto/Shiho: We're heeeere~
Ren: Hey there, ladies~ How come you're wearing your wedding dresses again?
Ann: Waitwaitwait! Don't tell me- You're gonna have us get hitched again in Hawaii?~
Makoto: (Giggles Softly) We can't get married twice on the same year, Ann.
Ann: Aww....
Shiho: Buuut since you're both curious, we just wanted to wear these lovely dresses one last time~
Makoto: Before we show you what's under them~ (Turns to Shiho) Ready, Shiho?
Shiho: You know it~
Makoto and Shiho takes both of their dresses off of them simultaneously, revealing to be wearing their respective, loose, incredibly sensual white-colored lingeries this entire time. This, in turn, instantly widens both of their lovers' eyes in pure surprise.
Ann: Oh......
Ren: ....My God.
Ann/Ren: (Clasps Onto Each Other's Hands) Exclamation mark!~
Makoto: (Giggles Softly at How Silly the Duo is Acting) I take it you two love what we're wearing already, huh?~
Ren: More than any cocktails I've tried to make~
Ann: How long did you got those for?~
Shiho: Since the day we brought our wedding dresses. They were saling wedding related lingeries for half a price at time, so we figured we buy them just for funzies~
Makoto: And since we're all here now, this will be a perfect opportunity to personally celebrate our glorious testimony together~ At least until dinner time.
Shiho: And don't worry, we'll try not to break the bed while we're doing the deeds~
Makoto: Emphasis on "Try"~
Ann: That poor, poor hotel bed~
Ren: And potentially our wallets- (Gets Up From his Seat) But you know what? I'm willing to risk the cost- (Turns to Makoto with a Seductive, Yet Determined Look on his Face) Just as long as I can make you happy and satisfied, My Queen~
Ann: (Immediately Gets Up From her Seat as Well) Me too!~ (Points at her Wife) Gonna make you happiest woman in the world, Shiho-Kins, so you better get ready!~
Makoto: If you say so~
Shiho: We're waiting~
Makoto and Shiho blows two kisses at their lover's direction. For Ren, it felt like a shotgun shoot a Kiss mark bullet on his cheek while Ann's feels like a whiplash of love smacking her with a kiss on her left cheek.
Ann: ('Sigh') Geeeez~ (Turns Back to Ren) They're even more hot and bother than ever befofe~
Ren: Yeah, but we can take 'em. (Turns to Ann with a Determined Smile) For our wives?~
Ann: (Stares at Ren For a Brief Second Before Happily Nodding her Head) Till it's time for suffer. And while we pray that the bed doesn't get broken along the way.
And so, two best friends forms a manly handshake as they both walk forward to their adoring wives to embark on their very first intimate moment as married couples
Mini Fanfic #1352: A Brunch Date with Momma Iris (Ace Attorney)
11:57 a.m. at the O.G. Muffins......
Iris: Mmm!~ (Places her Hand on her Cheek as She Enjoys the First Bite of a Muffin She Ordered) So divine and holy!~ (Turns to her Brunch Date Right in Front of Her) Polly, you simply must try this Chocolate Chip Muffin, they're to die for!~
Apollo: (Chuckles Lightly) Really? (Uses his Fork to Take a Piece of his White Chocolate Muffin and Shows it Off to Iris) Then you're more than welcome to tryout my White Chocolate Muffin if you like.
Iris: (Happily Nodding her Head) I would like that very much, thank~ (Carefully Takes a Bite of the Piece Apollo Gives Her From his Fork Before Gidding Up with Even More Enjoyment Seconds Later) Mmmmmm!~ It's even more tasty than the last one!~
?????: 'Course it is.
The duo then turns their attention to the manager of the establishment, Wocky Kitaki, sitting right next to their tile with his mother, Plum Kitaki.
Wocky: (Smiles Proudly While Pointing at Himself with his Thumb) It was only made and carefully crafted by yours truly- YAH! (Suddenly Gets Pulled into a Very Loving Hug)
Plum: (Happily Hugging and Coddling her Own Son) Ohhh!~ You did such a marvelous job preparing those delicious muffins for us, my sweet, little Pookums!~ (Starts Kissing on Wocky's Cheek)
Wocky: (Immediately Blushes in Embarrassment) M-Mom! Not public! (Comically Glares at Apollo Snickering at Him) And least of all, not in front this jack-wagon!!
Apollo: (Playfully Shrugs at Wocky) Hey, I ain't the one who gave you that nickname to begin with now.
Wocky: Yeah? Well, at least I don't have "Polly" as a nickname!!......Crap! It doesn't nearly sound bad as mines!!
Apollo: Polly: 1- (Forms a Wisecracking Smirk on his Face) Pookums: 0
Iris: (Gives Apollo her Motherly Glare) Now, Polly, there's no need to pick on your friend for having such a harmless nickname.
Plum: (Forms a Motherly Glare of her Own) It also happens to be the very nickname that has been passed down my many generations of the Kitaki clan and is known to be very precious to every one of it's maidens. (Pierce her Glare a Bit) You do well remember that, Mr. Lawyer- (Shows Off a Hidden Daggar From Under Her Kemono) Understood?
Apollo: (Flinched and Gets Shaken Up in Fear Before Quickly Nodding his Head Off) Yes ma'am! Will do ma'am! I understand in EVERY capacity, ma'am!
Wocky: (Turns Away With his Arms Crossed, Blushing) Honestly, ma, it's not THAT precious of a nickname.....
Iris: (Softens her Glare Towards Plum) Hey now, there's no need to be aggressive there, Mrs. Kitaki. Sure, our Polly can be a bit of a smart-mouth in most case-
Apollo: (Immediately Turns Back to Iris With a Glare) Oh come on! I'm not a smart-mouth at all!
Iris: (Turns Back to her Son Figure with a Straight Face) Apollo, honey, you ARE a smart-mouth.
Wocky: Yeah and a real slick one to boot. Not as bad as Little Miss Science Nerd, mind you, but you're definitely a close second for sure.
Plum: I can firmly believe that.
Apollo: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance] Gee, thanks a lot, Wocky- Oof! (Immediately Gets Pulled into a Very Loving Hug by Momma Iris)
Iris: But despite his noticeable faults, he's still the most sweetest, hardworking young man I have ever had the pleasure of working alongside with at the agency and whom I am very blessed and honored to call my very own baby~ (Gives Apollo a Big Kiss on the Cheek)
Apollo: (Starts Blushing a Bit) Could do without the "Baby" part. (Smiles a Bit) But still, I appreciate that a lot, mom. (Leans the Side of his Head onto Iris' Shoulder)
Iris: (Heart Melts the Moment Apollo Calss her "Mom") See?~ He can be sweet when he wants to be.
Wocky: Yeah, even in his bad days he always helpful to people.
Apollo: More or less.
Plum: ('Sighs a Bit in Defeat') I suppose that's believable. Winfield and I are still indebted to you for defending my Pookums in court years ago. (Turns Back to her Son with a Loving Smile) Speaking of which~
Wocky: (Eyes Widens in Fear) Oh God, not a- GAIN!? (Gets Pulled into Another Mom Hug)
Plum: Look at how much my boy as grown!~ Managing this wonderful establishment to the best of his abilities like the hardworking, handsome young man you are!~
Wocky: (Winces a Bit in Pain) You're givin' me WAY too much credit here, ma!
Plum: Hmm no, I believe the credit is a good amount. You have been taking your job more seriously than your father and I could these days.
Wocky: Yeah, because I know how much you two dreamed of opening up our own restaurant the longest time now and I wanna help see it through to the top- (Turns his Head Away All Shy Like) As a token of my thanks for....all the years of raising and loving a loudmouth punk like me.
'Sniff Sniff Sniff'
Wocky: Hm? (Turns to See his Mother Beginning to Tear Up by his Words Before Sighing in Defeat) And cue the heavy teardrops rain in 3. 2. 1-
Plum: (Finally Bursts Out Crying On Cue) WOCKYYYYYY!~ You're not a loudmouth punk, YOU'RE MY PRECIOUS BABY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!~
Wocky: (Gently Pats on his Mother's Back) I know. And you're my kick-aas mom, who I love a lot. (Turns to Apollo's and Iris) Sorry about my ma here, folks. She always gets emotional whenever I do something slightly impressive.
Apollo: (Casually Shrugs) I see nothing wrong woth a mother expressing how proud she is of her kids. (Turns to Iris) What do you think, Iris?
Iris: (Starts Tearing Up Herself) Her precious baby boy~ ('Sniff')
Apollo: See? She agrees with me. I think.
Few Minutes of Helping Calm Plum Down Later......
Iris: (Happily Waves Goodbye to a New Friend She Made) Have a safe travels back home, Mrs. Kitaki!~ It's such a shame we have to cut our time together short today.
Plum: (Smiles Back at Iris) I'm afraid it can't be helped, dear. The duty of a devoted housewife much resumes eventually. But rest assured, we will have ourselves a lovely tea session real soon. (Turns to Apollo) And i suppose you're more welcome to come along too if you wish, Mr. Lawyer.
Plum: (Turns to Wocky Standing Behind Cash Register) And Pookums, please try not to work yourself too hard in there. You're a growing boy~
Wocky: Growing man, mom, and relax. I ain't gonna let anything or anyone in this place tire me out that easily. (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) I'm the manager, remember?
Plum: (Smiles Proudly at her Baby Boy) A very handsome manager I will forever be proud of. (Blows a Kiss at her Son Direction) Take care, sweetie. (Turns Back to Iris and Apollo) You two do the same as well. Until next time. (Opens the Establishment's Door Before Doing a Single Wink at the Trio) Ciao~ (Finally Makes her Exit)
Iris: Ciao for now, Mrs. Kitaki!~ (Giggles Softly Before Turning Back to Apollo) What a nice lady she was~
Apollo: ('Sighs in Relief') Yeah....When she's not threatening me with a hidden weapon every chance she gets.....
Iris: Come now, Polly, she wasn't that scary.
Wocky: Yeah, she's only like that whenever someone mess with me, talk about me, and especially when they look at me wrong. She's protective like that, you know? (Takes a Sip of his Drink)
Apollo: (With murderous intent maybe....)
Iris: Exactly!~ in fact, I believe she kind of reminds of Sister Bikini in a way.
Apollo: Really now?
Iris: (Happily Nodded) She too can be overprotective towards me and the other nuns and spirit mediums in most occasions, but she's also as loving, wise, and caring in comparison. (Clasps her Hand Together) I only pray that I continue to become half the mother figure she was to me after all the years- (Frowns a Bit) And to at least become much better person than my biological one.....
Apollo: Terrible person?
Iris: ('Sighs Heavily') The worst. She cared more about becoming the heir of the Kurain Channeling than taking the time to acknowledge both Dahlia and I before father took us away shortly after. Once the role was bestow to her sister, Misty, instead, however, her bitterness towards her and the entirety of the Fey clan grew from there and it all started when she framed her own niece for the murder of Turner Gray.....
Apollo: Wait a minute- I heard about that incident a while back. It's the one where she form this fabricated spirotual plan with the help from this woman named Mimi Miney, right?
Iris: (Simply Nodded) The very same. She figured if they both take Maya out of the people, her youngest daughter, Pearl, would take the throne of the Spiritual Master.
Apollo: Which would've in turn, give her the more dominant role of leadership for herself while getting away from the crime scene unscathed......That's both petty and evil
Iris: (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) You think that's bad? Apparently, she was the reason the burning bridge incident a year after that, even happened to begin with.
Apollo: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) What!?
Iris: It's true. Once my mother was moved to the same prison my sister was placed, they both conspired an elaborate scheme to murder Mystic Maya before Dahlia's Execution came around the corner. They activately tried to ruin that poor girl's life when she was losing everything around and all while using our little sister as a scapegoat....(Tightens her Grip on her Drink in Genuine Anger) And for what? Petty revenge? To gain power and validation over a role she's clearly not fit to take over!? Those two were heartless wolves in sleeps clothing from the very beginning and I was foolish enough to help one of them out in their schemes, to believe there might have been an OUNCE of good in both of them when it's the complete opposite- ('URGH') Just how dumb and naive of a young woman WAS I!!?
Iris angrily slams her cup of pink lemonade down on the table.....Only for both the lid and drink itself to fly towards Apollo's face, prompting the poor assistance to gasps at what she done.
Wocky: (Watched the Whole Thing Went Down) Woah easy with the grip there, Sister. You got both 'Pollo's fit and horns drenched.
Apollo: (Drenched in Pink Lemonade with a Deadpinned Expression) .............Too bad it didn't burn my eyes alone with it.
Iris: (Immediately Gets Up From her Seat Again) Polly! (Rushes Over and Dry Apollo Off by Using her Light Purple Hankercief) I am so sorry! It wasn't my intention to ruin your wonderful clothes and horns like that- I swear!!
Apollo: (Gives Iris a More Reassuring Look on his Face) Hey now, it's okay. (Straightens his Horns Back Up) You have every right to let all your anger out after everything your side of the family did and put you through. I'd probably do the same if I was I your shoes too, assuming I have any idea who my mom is at this point....
Iris: (Eyes Widens a Bit) You don't know who your biological mother is?
Apollo: (Shakes his Head) Nope. Not a clue. I have been trying to figure out who she was I first started my law career- (Let's Out a Sigh as He Looks Over at the Floor a Bit Somber Like) But between losing my best friend, Clay, and all the emotional turmoil and bombshells I had to bear witnessed throughout my first visit in the Kurain Village, I never had the time to go back to search and....(Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head) Personally, I've been debating if I should even bother or not.....
Iris: What ever made you want to do that?
Apollo: ('Sigh') I dunno. A part of me is scared to find out any of the answers lie ahead, all while the other half still upset at her for abandoning me in the first place and haven't even bothered to try and find me in return. A-And I know! There must be a good or, at the very least, valid reason behind it all and I'm really hoping that's the case, but what if doesn't? What if I end up setting myself up for disappointment or....WORSE down the line- What then!? The mere thought of that possibility has been boggling my mind for longest now, the more I started thinking about it and I- (Let's Out Another, More Heavy Sounding Sigh) I....just can't take it anymore, you know?
Wocky: Apollo....
Iris: (Gently Places her Hand on Top of Apollo's) Oh Polly, I understand how you feel completely. It's scary for anyone to discover any hard-hitting truths, especially if it's related to family. (Puts on a Reassuring and Determined Smile) But I've see you, Athena, and Feenie take on cases that are far more scarier in comparison and managed to solve each of them in the best of your own abilities, despite all the hurdles you have go through along with it. I can't say what truth lies for you ahead if you choose to go along with it, but whatever it may be, I firmly believe that you have what it takes to see it through till the bitter end.
Apollo: You....(Taken Aback by Iris' Words of Encouragement) Really have that much fate in me, do you?
Iris: (Smiles Brightly) Of course I have, Polly!~ So does one of the friends and family you've made on your journey. We'll always be there to support any decisions you make and catch you whenever you fall, because you mean so much to each of us than you realize.
Wocky: Plus, we love you to pieces!
Iris: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mhmm~ So much~
Wocky: No matter how much of a smart-alec you really are.
Iris: No matter ho- H-Huh? (Eyes Widens a Bit Before Pouting at Wocky) Wocky!
Wocky: (Playfully Shrugs) What? I was just stating the obvious flaw to his character.
Iris: Even still, time and place!
Apollo: (Chuckles Lightly) Okay, I think I got the message more clearly now.
Wocky: That you're flawed?
Apollo: Everyone's flawed, genius. (Turns to Iris With a Soft Smile) Especially those who has your best interest and support in heart. And hey, even if I never find out who my biological mother is, I'll still be more than contempt to have family of my own to love: Everyone I grew up with from the village and all the friends and strong bonds I've made right here in this city, you included.
Iris: (Heart Begins to Melt Immensely) Y-You....You really mean that?~
Apollo: Of course I do. You're just as part of this as all these other nutjobs I call friends-
Wocky: (Playfully Flips Off at Apollo) Love ya too, jerk.
Apollo: And sure, it's only been a year and a half since we've known each other by now, but....You've more than proven to be more of a mom to me than I could ever hope for and appreciate that a lot.
Iris: (Begins to Tear Up While Sniffling)
Apollo: Annnnd cue the emotional hugfest in 3. 2. 1-
Iris: Oh Polly!~ (Pulls Apollo into a Very Loving Hug) Once again, your kindness has made me ever so happy and blessed to have you in my life everyday!~ ('Sniff') I love you so much~
Apollo: (Hugs Iris Back) I love you, Iris. Thank you for being a great mother figure so far.
Iris: ('Sniff') And thank you for being my sweet, baby boy~
Apollo: Yeah. ('Clicks Teeth') Still not a fan of the whole "Baby" stuff. But you're always welcome. (Kiss the Top of Iris' Forehead) Think you're ready to go back to office now?
Iris: ('Sniff') Not yet. We must have Feenie and the girls try out these delicious muffins Wocky made for us- (Turns Back to Wocky) If it's no trouble for you, of course, dear.
Wocky: (Forms a Bright Grin on his Face) It's not a single problem at all, Sister Iris- (Smirks at Apollo) IF your son there willing to pay the whole box?
Apollo: (Comically Glares at Wocky) Seriously!? I just pay for the whole lunch itself-(Turns to See Iris Giving Him the Sad Puppy Dog Eyes While Whimpering at Him Before Groaning in Defeat) ('Ugh') Fine. Put it on my tab.
Wocky: Right away!
Iris: Yay!~ (Hugs Apollo Again) Thank you, honey!~
Mini Fanfic #1351: Co-Op Wedding's After Party (Persona 5 X SSBU)
6:25 p.m. Inside the Sunflower Field's Main Center Room..........
Futaba: (Standing Behind the Turn Tables as the Wedding DJ) AHHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAH! Which one of you party people ready to blow the roof of this joint tonight?- FIGURATIVELYYYYYY!~
A large amount of people standing on the media of the dance floor, cheers in loud rejoice before DJ 4-Eyed Oracle begins to spin a record of one Jamiroquai's most underrated singles, Little L, prompting everyone to dance shortly after.
Omega: (Turns to Futaba While Standing Next to her Behind the Turn Tables Machine Together) Your turntabling skills has been improving immensely since you've lasted use them.
Futaba: (Smiles Proudly by her Improvement) Right?~ Who would've thought watching a whole marathon of live DJ performances could help me memorize my hand movements completely?
Omega: Truly an effective method of learning indeed.
Futaba: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Uh-huh! (Slowly Turns to Omega Cheeky Grin on her Face) But you wanna know what else has been effective?~
Omega: (Already Puts on a Deadpinned Look on his Robotic Face) Judging by your tone and grin, I'm actually hesitant to find out.....
Futaba: (Happily Hugs Omega's Arms) My loooove for you!~ Your Mama Rouge texted me all the details about your little love quest during the ceremony earlier~
Omega: (Rolls his Eyes) Of course she would gossip.
Futaba: (Casually Shrugs) Yeah, but yours is far more adorable if anything.
Onega: ('Groans a Bit in Annoyance')
Futaba: (Giggles Softly Playfully Pats on Omega's Arms) Ahh relax, big guy!~ We all know how much of a big softie you are on the inside alrwady.
Omega: ('Sighs In Defeat') True. (Forms a Formal Glare in his Eyes) But make no mistake- (Points his Robotic Finger Up to the Roof) My status as the Ultimate, destructive model of the E-Series line-up will forever regime supreme!!
Futaba: (Raises Her Hand Up and Cheers in Rejoice) #1 in the world, baby!~ (Looks Up at Omega a Soft Smile) But hey, no matter what, I'll always love you, big guy~
Omega: (Looks Down at Futaba with Sincereity in his Eye Sensors) And I will love you no matter what, also.
Futaba: Up! (Playfully Points at Omega) You said it!~
Omega: Only because you made it easier for me to do so to you exclusively.
Futaba: Ahh~ (Went Back to Grinning at Omega) So, does this in turn makes me your most favorite person in the world?~
Omega: In the Top 3, yes.
Futaba: (Pumps her Fist Backwards) Yes! So which number I'm on and why it is #1?~
Omega: I'll explain the semitic on a later date. Right now, your occupation as a DJ is far from over.
Futaba: (Snorts into a Single Laugh) No duh! We're only getting started here. DJ 4-EYED ORACLE FOREVAAAAAAAH!!~ (Starts Spinning Both of the Table Records More Vigorously Than Before
Ridley: Hmmmmmmmmm...... (Seen Looking Up at the Five Dollar Bill While Sitting on One Round Table with a Few Other Villains)
Bowser: Ridley you've been staring at that bill for five minutes straight now. It's real.
Ridley: (Turns his Head Slightly Towards Bowser) And I told you five minutes earlier, that closer inspection doesn't kill anyone. Counterfeiting money is illegal, you know?
Sephiroth: (Simply Nodded to That Particular Fact) He's right. Not even I'm foolish enough to commit a crime like that.
Pichu: (Simply Nodded in Agreement) Pi-Chu.
Bowser: Yeah and neither would Ren. I know the kid's a clever and sneaky and all, but-
Ridley: Yep. This is real alright. (Puts the Five Dollar Bill Down on the Table with a Big Smile on his Face) All's good!
Bowser: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look Right on Cue) Nevermind then.
Ganondorf: (Was Grabbing his Chin the Whole Time) You know, I remembered having the boy's alias name down as one of the many candidates for our league years back.
Sephiroth: (Raises an Eyebrow in Intrigued) Really?
Ganondorf: It's true. I figured with his entire Joker attire, powerful and versatile Personas, and mischief yet sinister presentation was more than enough for him to join with a little more influence on my part, of course. (Turns to See Ren Helping his Newly Wedded Wife, Makoto, Cut a Piece of Their Wedding Cake Together) But given how much of a good, earnest kid I realized he is, I ultimately decided to scrap the idea entirely.
Villains: I seeeee/Interesting/Pichuuu~
Sephiroth: So was this decision of yours made before or after the goddess and witch decided to adopt him?
Ganondorf: A little beforehand. ('Sighs in a But in Relief') Which I am relieved by. I really did not want to caught up in Palutena's wrath along with Hades........
Ridley: Hey, speaking of which, where is the guy anyways?
????: Down here.
Dark Samus: Hm? (Pulls Up the Table's Covers and Looks Down to See Hades Relaxingly Sitting by it's Pole)
Hades: Chillin' like a villain~
Sephiroth: (Raises an Eyebrow in Somewhat Genuine Confusion) Under the table?
Hades: (Casually Shrugs) I see no harm in finding somewhere more comfortable to sit.
Bowser: (Starts Snickering) Yeah, unless you're trying to hide from a certain goddess.
Ridley: (Forms a Wisecracking Smirk on his Face) Scared right outta your mind right now~
Dark Samus: (Starts Giggling a Little)
Hades: (Scoffs While Glaring at the Trio) In your narrow minded dreams. I am the lord and savior of the Eternal Dark Underworld! (Crosses his Arms) I can talk to that chubs of a goddess anytime I feel like it.
Palutena: (Lowers her Head Down to Give Hades a Semi Menacing Glare) How's right now sounds?
Hades: (Yelps at the Sight of the Chubs for a Goddess in Question Before Grinning Awkwardly) P-Pauliee!~ Didn't expect to see here. (Chuckles Awkwardly) H-How are you enjoying the after party so far, love?
Palutena: (Shrugs) It's fine. I'll like it even more once we have chat, so- (Motions her Hand Backwards Towards Hades) Come here, Hades.
Hades: U-Uh actually. I think I'll be alright in here for a good while.
Palutena: Nono, come here.
Hades: You know just me- (Wraps his Arm Around the Table's Pole) And this nicely structured pole here- No biggie, really.
Palutena: Hades, if you don't get out from there right now, it'll only get worse for you down the line.
Hades: (Starts Shaking Like a Leaf Again) A-A-And what if I just- Refuse, huh? What then?
Ganondorf: (Turns to a Menacing Looking Palutena-) You- (-and Back to Hades) You wanna test that theory out?
Palutena: With your LIFE?
Hades: (Stares at Palutena For a Few Seconds Before Ultimately Sighing in Defeat) Nooooo.....(Finally Letting Go of the Pole) I rather not. (Starts Scooching Foward While Grumbling) This is such bullshit-YAH! (Gets Yanked Out of the Covered Table, by the Hair)
Palutena: No! (Starts Smacking Hades Upside the Head While Dragging him Away by the Collar) You know what's- ('SMACK') Really- ('SMACK') Bullshit?- ('SMACK') It's that you- ('SMACK') Are trying to- ('SMACK') Ruin- ('SMACK') My baby's- ('SMACK') CO-OP WEDDING! ('SMACK SMACK SMACK')
Ganondorf: (Sighs Once More as He Watches the Duo Off Alongside the Others) Another instance of his trollsome schemes falling right on his face afterwards.
Sephiroth: And another instance where he had it coming.
Dedede: (Raises his Glass of Champagne Up) A toast. To another successful offiated by yours truly's church!
Dedede's Chruch Committee: (Clangs Their Glasses Together with Dedede's) Clears!~
Escargoon: (Gives his Best Friend a Proud Grin on his Face) Another job well done, De.
Morrigan: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together) I couldn't be anymore proud and in love with the pastor of my dreams!~ (Gently Scratches Under Dedede's Chin) You must tell us all the secrets your handsome face carried thus far~
Dedede: (Chuckles Ticklishly) There's not a whole lot to tell besides watching and learning from my old man preaching days on the sidelines.
Luigi: I didn't know your father was a pastor as well.
Dedede: Yeah, he started the gig wayyy back before i was even born. Old man was as strict as he was holy. (Pulls Out his Latest Easter Bunny Testimony Origins Booklet With a Slick, Proud Smirk on his Face) But not nearly as holy as this bad boy! (Let's Out a Hardy Laugh)
Escargoon: (Sighs While Facepalming Himself) I can't believe you actually took the time to make this.....
Dedede: Well you better believe it, cause this is easily one of my most greatest accomplishments yet.
Escargoon: (Glares a Dedede) It's literally all the made-up lore you preached about in every Easter service!
Dedede: With many more added content on the slide~
Escargoon: (Rolls his Eyes in Annoyance) Goodie. Even more made so stuff. I swear- Who would actually read this-
Morrigan: (Starts Tearing Up Already) ('Sniff') Such an emotional, heartfelt upbringing to such a wonderful story you made, my darling kiiing!~ (Bursts Out Crying While Hugging her Boyfriend's Arm)
Escargoon: (Stares at Morrigan in a More Deadpinned Expression) That answers my question.
Luigi: (Starts Tearing Up as Well) ('Sniff Sniff Sniff')
Escargoon: Oh come on- (Turns to Luigi Next to Him) You read it too, Luigi?
Luigi: (Tearfully Nodded to Escar) Tifa and I read it together during each of our book club sessions- ('Sniff') It made us hug and cry together after every chapter!~
Dedede: (Smirk Grew a Bit Wider) Well whaddya know? Even the book club approved of my well written work~
Escargoon: ('Sighs in Defeat') Guess that is somewhat impressive. But there's no way anyone outside of our universe would ever go out if their way to-
?????????: Pastor/Uncle DeDeDEEEE!~
Escargoon then turns his attention to a young man wearing a black tux and blue tie and a girl with long blue hair tied up in a bun, wearing a long, light purple dress, happily sprinting their way to Dedede's table while carrying their own copies of his written book in their hands....Much to his best friend's pure disbelief.
Escargoon: .....Why do I even bother?
Shingo: Wait- (Stops Right by Dedede's Table While Turning his Attention to Kula) Why did you call him Uncle for, Kula?
Kula: (Giggles a Bit to Shingo) Cause he's the Uncle of the whole Smash Family, silly~
Dedede: (Smiles Proudly at the Human Duo) She's right, ya know? Been appointed that role since my very first debut in the tournaments! ('Heh-Heh') But nevermind me for now. I take it you two are a few of Terry's friends?
Shingo: (Happily Nodded) Yep! (Grabs his Chin) Well, actually, we're more of his and Mary-san's unofficially adopted kids, but besides the point really.
Kula: (Happily Introduces Herself and Shingo Sheepishly Wavng at De Next to Her) Hi, I'm Kula and he's my big brother Shingo!~ And we came here to say that we are super HUGE fans of your Easter Bunny's origin story- It's soooo enduring!~
Shingo: And we were both wondering if you have the time to- (Holds Up his Book Along with Kula) Sign us our autographs?~
Kula: (Leans Her Side of her Body Next to Shingo's as They Both Put Their Puppy Dog Eyes) Pretty Plweaeseee, Uncle?~
Dedede: (Let's Out Another Hardy Laugh) What do you two take me for? Of course I'll be happy to sign those booklets for y'all! (Puts his Hand Inside One of his Pants Pocksts)
Kula/Shingo: Horray!~/Alright!
Dedede: (Starts Searching For the Pen) If I could....find me....that dang....pen to be-
Morrigan: Your sharpie, My Dear Pastor?~
Dedede: Hm? (Seees a Royal Looking Sharpie His Girlfriend is Holding Out For Him)
Morrigan: You forgot to get it out of the tip of your bible book earlier. (Forms a Cute, Playfully Grin on her Face)
Dedede: (Chuckles Awkwardly a Bit) Lifesaver as always. (Receives the Pen From Morrigan) Thank ya, Sister Morrigan. And now for the moment we all been waiting for!
Escargoon: Eh.
Dedede: (Puts on a Deadpinned Look For a Quick) Oh shut up. (Clicks the Back of his Pen Before Signing Shingo's Booklet First) De....DeDe's....Chruch for you- (Signs Kula's Booklet Next) And another De-DeDe's Chruch for you too- All done!
Shingo/Kula: (Reads the Signed Autographs Given to Them) Dedede's Chruch Will Forever Love You- Pastor DeDeDe✌️ (Hearts Begins to Melt Right on Cue) Awwwwwwwwww!~
Kula: That's the most sweetest autograph we've had since....now!~ (Happily Hugs Dedede Along with Shingo) Thank you, Uncle Dedede~
Shingo: You really are a good uncle.
Dedede: (Chuckles Lightly as He Hugs the Duo Back) It was no problem at all, really. Now why don't run along back with your pals for now, will ya?
Kula/Shingo: D'Okay!~/Sure! (Walks Back to Theor Group as They Happy Waves Goodbye to the Ex-King) Thanks again!~
Dedede: (Waves Back at the Duo with a Smile)
Morrigan: (Smiles Softly at her King) You are such a sweet penguin man
Dedede: (Smiles Sheepishly at Morrigan While Rubbing the Back of his Head) D'aww shucks! I was only givin' them what they asked for.
Morrigan: (Happily Hugs Dedede Next to Her) In the most generous and sweetest way possible!~ As expected the Darling King bold enough to take my heart~ (Gives De a Big Kiss On The Cheek)
Dedede: (Chuckles Ticklishly Before Blushing) You're too sweet for my own heart too, Morrg~ But really now, it was nothing to it for the upcoming leader of the Certified Uncles, I'll tell ya what!
Luigi: (Turns to Escargoon with a Raised Eyebrow) Certified Uncles?
Escargoon: De's has been forming a group mirroring that to the Certified Moms, only it's about uncles.
Morrigan: And me as the Auntie Mascot!!~
Escargoon: And Morrigan as the only aunt of the group.
Ryuji: (Seen Standing Behind the Podium, Speaking Through the Microphone) It was a year and a half after both of their proposals came to light separately, both of which were emotionally adorable enough to make any grown, punk ass man cry- (Wipes a Single Tear From his Eyes) ('Sniff') And that's okay.
Crowd: (Giggles and Chuckles Lightly)
Haru: (Giggles Softly While Sitting at a Table Together with the Rest of the Phantom Thieves and Friends) Oho Ryuji~
Yusuke: (Has a Slight Deadpinned Look) Fitting how he found a way to out himself in his own speech
Ryuji: But seriously now, folks- ('Clears Throat') Tonight is an incredible occasion we're celebrating right now because after all the hell- (Points his Hand Towards Ren, Makoto, Ann, and Shiho Smiling at Him at Their Table) These four brave, beautiful people been through over the years, individually and as their respective couples, they've finally made it all official, finally get to live their dreams and face the whole world together as married couples. A lot has changed for us back Shiyuba: The good, bad, the crazy, dumb, nonsensical or whatever.
Crowd: (Laughs Once Again)
Lavenza: He....does know the word Nonsensical and Dumb are essentially the same thi-
Morgana: (Softly Shushes Lavenza as He Gently Pats on Top of her Hand Before Laying on Top of It) Let him continue having his big moment for now, dear~
Lavenza: (Giggles Softly as She Gently Picks Up Mona's Hand) Whatever you say, my darling~ (Kisses the Top of her Kitty's Hand)
Morgana: (Happily Purrs abd Blushes as He Rest the Side of his Head onto his Girlfriend's Shoulder)
Ryuji: There....may even come a day where-(Starts Tearing Up Some More) Where...('Sniff') We....might not ever even see each other a lot anymore.....('Sniff') And it's gonna suck really...REALLY hard, but it's going to alright, because at the end of the day, no matter how hard the times get, we're still the bestest friends anyone of us can even ask for by day and will forever be the Phantom Thieves by night. (Raises his Fist Up in the Air Victoriously) Together we stand, UNITED WE FALL!......At least that's what I think that's how that old standing goes- Whatever! PHANTOM THIEVES FOREVER!!
Crowd: (Raises Their Respective Fists Up in the Air) PHANTOM THIEVES FOREVERRRR!!~ (Happily Cheers and Applauds Ryuji For his Speech)
Ryuji: (Bows his Upper Body Down to the Crowd a Bit Before Walking Down From the Stage with a Proud Grin on his Face) ('Phew') Now THAT is how you do a Best Man's Speech- Oof! (Suddenly Gets Hug Tackled to the Ground) What the-(Looks Down to See Ren Holding Him and Crying in Hot Tears) Bro?
Ann: (Runs Over to the Duo in Tears as Well) RYUJI, YOU MORON!!~ (Falls Down and Hugs Ryuji as Well While Pouting at Him) Why did you have to make the last part of your speech super depressing, huh!? We're not going away anytime soon!~
Ryuji: (Starts Tearing Up Yet Again) I KNOOOW!~ I just wanted to put out the best Best Man's Speech I could muster up in my brain tonight. I didn't think it would pull on your heartstrings that badly!!
Shiho: (Chimes in on the Hug Gest Along with the Rest of The Phantom Thieves, While Pouting at Ryuji Also) Well, you did! And it made us sad and worry about you greatly!~
Makoto: Ryuji, if anything like that troubles you going forward, then I am imploring you to PLEASE come to any of us to talk ('Sniff') We love you so much and we wanna help!~
Yusuke: My door will forever be open for you, my friend.
Futaba: So is mines! Even if it's all nerdy and junk!!~
Mona/Lavenza: And ours are open too!~
Haru: Please don't forget about me too, baby!!~
Ryuji: ('Sniff') How could I?~ You're my rock, babe~
Peach: (Chimes in on the Hugfest, In Tears as Welll) Don't fogret me too!!~ I know I'm still new and inexperienced to everything the Phantom Thieves has to offer, but I'm still your Momma Peach all the same!!~
Ryuji: (Turns to Peach) Are you kidding? You're way too lovable and sweet to be ignored, ma'am!~ ('Sniff') (Look at his Friends All Around Him) You guys are the bestest pals a punk like me could even dream of asking for, I love you all!~
Phantom Thieves: WE LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!~
Few Minutes of Emotional Cry and Group Hugs Later........
Yusuke: (Let's Out a More Relaxed Sounding Sigh as He and the Rest of the Thieves Are Now Back at Their Table) It seems I feel more refined already.
Ryuji: (Chuckles Lightly) Right? I haven't cried like that since....ever, you know?
Peach: (Smiles Softly) It seems we all needed a real good cry to wash down after that beautiful speech was said and done~ (Turns to Ren) How are you holding up there, Renny dear?~
Ren: (Let's Out a Sigh While Putting on a Sigh of his Own) A lot better now. Did not think I would cry twice in one day though.
Makoto: (Snickers a Bit as She Hugs her Husband Next to Her) It's to be expected. This has been such a beautiful day so far~
Ren: (Rest the Side of his Head on Top of Makoto's) It sure has~ (Turns to Ryuji) Sorry I tackled you there, bud.
Ryuji: (Smiles Brightly at his Best Friend) Nah, I'd probably do the same if you were in my- No, scratch that. I'm GOING do the exact same thing if- (Points at Ren) You give me your greatest Best Man's Speech in my wedding soon!
Ren: (Gives Ryuji a Thumbs Up) You got it.
Haru: (Happily Squeals as She Hugs Ryuji Nect to her) I can't wait for that day to come already!~
Mario: (Smiles Softly While Sitting Next to Peach the Whole Time) Neither can ant one of us. But how about we take a break from weddings for now? (Snickers a Bit) It actually got me all tired out now- Ohhh~ (Suddenly Felt his Princess Giving him a Nice Shoulder Massage)
Peach: Instead~ How about we talk about the honeymoon for the two newly weds?~
Ren/Makoto/Ann/Shiho: Hawaii.
Ryuji: (Chuckles Again) Dang! You guys already decided on it that fast?
Ann: We thought about it beforehand actually.
Shiho: (Smiles Brightly) Could be fun, especially since I've never gone to it myself.
Futaba: (Smiles Brightly) Oh you guys are going to have yourselves a grand ol' time there, girl! A lot more than I did at least!
Shiho: (Turns to Futaba) Was it too much for you to handle?
Futaba: At first, but I gotten over it eventually. Not by much though.
Mario: ('Sighs Dreamingly') I always dreamed of going there for a vacation. Bet it's far more relaxing there than it was at Isle Delfino~
Peach: This is the first time I've ever heard of this place myself and I already agree!~
Futaba: (Snickers a Bit) You just say that because you still hate the Piantas~
Peach: (Huffs Out a Steam From her Nostrils) ('Hmph') With that burning passion! No one's gonna make my Teddy Bear of man feel guilty for something he did do under my watch. (Starts Kissing on a Now Slightly Embarrassed Mario's Cheeky)
Phantom Thieves: (Starts Snickering and Laughing at Mario's Dispense)
Mario: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Peheachh!~ Not in front of your teeeeeam!!~
Makoto stares at her team around her for a few seconds before looking around at everyone else present at the party tonight. All of them having fun, socializing with one another with smiles on each of their faces, including hers.
Despite their wacky, outlandish nature and a few bad apples hanging around in the bunch (Sephiroth, Kazuya, and ESPECIALLY Hades), it's nice that her, Sae, and the rest of their friends and love ones are part of the ever-growing Smash Family for this long. They've became just as much as a family to her as her parents were in the past and that's another thing she will forever be thankful for besides marrying the man of her dress.
But before she could continue to enjoy the celebratory like atmosphere of the party, an idea sudden pops into her mind.
Makoto: (Turns Back to the Others) Hey, you guys!
Phantom Thieves/Mario: (Stop What They Were Doing Before Giving Their Attention to Makoto) Hm?
Ren: What's up, hon?
Makoto: This might be out there, even for me, but...What if instead of a honeymoon, how about we go to Hawaii as
Peach/Mario: (Happily Guesses the Rest ofbthe Question with Their Hands Clasps Together) One big family vacation!?~
Makoto: (Happily Nodded at the Veteran Couple) Yeah, that! (Turns to Ren, Ann, and Shiho) I-If it's no problem for you three, of course
Ren: : (Already Has a Hrin on his Face) You kidding? I'm sold with the idea already.
Ann: (Smiles Brightly) Vacations are always fun when they're around with us!~
Shiho: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mhmm~
Futaba: Ahhh yeah! (Raises her Red Cup Up) Hawaii here we come!!~
Phantom Thieves: (Raises Their Respective Cups and Glasses to Clink Together with Futaba's) YEEAAH!!!
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) A family vacation to Hawaii? That'll be fun!
Ness: Lucas, we gotta round up the other kids for meeting.
Lucas: (Frowns a Bit at Ness in Confusion) W-Why? What's wrong?
Ness: (Grab a Hold Of Lucas' Hand) I'll explain along the way, let's go!! (Rushes Over to the Kids Table While Dragging Lucas Along With Him)
Few Minutes of Rounding the Smash Kids and an Explanation Later.....
Toon Link: (Eyes Widens in Genuine Surprise Along with the Rsst of the Smash Kids Sitting in Their Table) They're having another Family Vacation!?
Hat Kid: To Hawaii!?
Ice Climbers: For two and a half weeks!?
Ashley: And rather than join them, you instead want us kids to- (Raises an Eyebrow in Slightly Confusion) Stay behind at home alone?
Ness: I know, it's baffling coming from me.
Jr: (Forms an Cocky Smirk on his Face) Don't forget dumb and stupid like your head.
Ness: (Stares at Jr with a Deadpinned Glare) ....Anywho- (Smiles Brightly) This would be a perfect opportunity for each of us to display our first step of independence to our parents by watching the mansion for everyone while they're away, unsupervised!
Smash Kids: (Genuinely in Awe) Wooooooah.....
Jr.: So we'll basically have the entire place all to ourselves if we just ask to stay home alone?
Ness: Yep.
Jr: With no rules attached?
Ness: Other than to keep the mansion in one piece, I'd still say it counts as a no rule-free zone.
Jr: So what you're telling us is that we get to have a crap ton of fun throughout it all?
Ness: (Forms a Mischievous Smirk on his Face) For two and a half week~ Just us kids.
Jr: (Stares at Ness For a Whopping Few Seconds Before Ultimately Deciding.....) Works for me. (Forms a Excited Grin) I'M IN!
Toon: (Smiles Brightly) You got my seal of participation!
Popo: (Smiles as Well) Ours too!
Nana: (Starts Gidding Up with Joy) Thus is gonna be so much fun!~
Ashley: I don't know.....Hawaii seems like a far more interesting option.
Lucas: Yeah. (Smiles Softly at Ashley) I don't mind skipping out and getting into a little trouble though, so long as I get to spend it all with the others, you especially Ashley.
Ashley: (Eyes Widens at Lucas in Genuine Awe) M-Me especially?~
Lucas: (Happily Nodded While Giggling) Of course~ I always have a great time when I'm with you, Ashley~
Ashley: (Happily Hugs her Boyfriend Next to Her as She Turns to Ness and the Others) Lucas and I are staying too!!~
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Ashley Back)
Ness: (Chuckles Lightly at How Cute the Couple Are Being Right Now) Great! (Turns to Hat Kid) What about you, Hat Kid?
Hat Kid: ('Sigh') I can't. I'll miss mommy, daddy, and my big brothers too much.
Ness: (Starts Nodding to Hat Kid's Reasoning) Yeah, I feel ya. (Puts on a Reassuring Smile) You have the best time of your life woth them out there, will ya?
Hat Kid: (Happily Nodded to Ness' Request) Will do! I'll bring lots of souvenirs for you guys when I get back~ (Winks at Ness)
Ness: Thanks! (Turns Back to the Others) As for everyone else- (Raise his Cup Up) Our first day of independence awaits us!
Smash Kids: (Raises and Clinks Their Cups Up Together with Ness') HECK YEAH!!
Mini Fanfic #1350: The Big Day For Four Deidcated Lovers~ (Persona 5 X SSBU)
It was a bright, clear, and beautiful day in the city of Smash Town and the day has finally arrived for two of the most dazzling Phantom Thieves, Joker and Panther, to officially marry their significant others out in the most breathtaking outdoor where the ceremony is taking place at and everyone invited are waiting patiently for it all to begin momentarily.
At the Brides' Dressing/Waiting Room.......
Haru: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together as She Gasps at What is Shown to Her and the Others) My absolute goodness!~ You two look so beautiful in your gowns!~
Futaba: (Amazed by What She Sees as Well) Right? You're like two badass princesses ready to kick some butt and taking names before getting hitched today~
Yusuke: Simply magnificent indeed.
Shiho: (Giggles Softly While Blushing and Wearing a See Through Sleeves with her Wedding Dress) You guys, please~ (Points at Makoto Standing Next to Her) I'm not nearly as strong as our Queen here.
Makoto: (Gives Shiho a Reassuring Smile While Wearing a More Sleeveless Wedding Dress) Considering everything you went through with Kamoshida in the past and how hard you worked to moved pass that nowadays, I'd say you're far more stronger than I am.
Shiho: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Gently Grab Onto Makoto's Hands) But Makotooo!~ You're able to deliver punches and kicks more fluently than i ever could, you're obviously the strongest out of the two of us!~
Makoto: (Smiles Sheepishly) Years of strict Akido training does have it's long-term benefits. I'd be more than happy to teach them to you if you like.
Shiho: (Happily Nodded to the Idea) Please do!~ I want to be able to fight alongside you guys and Ann-Bear in and out of the mementos someday.
Makoto: Okay, but you have to promise that you'll stay close with us throughout the whole regime. You don't have a Persona of your own yet and the last thing any of us want is for you to get blindsided by most of the shadows' cheap tactics. You understand?
Shiho: (Nodded Again to Makoto's Command) Of course, I promise and understand completely. (Happily Hugs Makoto Afterwards) Thank you so much for having me on the team~
Makoto: (Hugs Shiho Back with a Smile on her Face) No problem. Thank you for pulling your trust in us. We won't let you down, Shiho-san.
Futaba: (Smiles Brightly at One of the Close to Be Wives) Welcome aboard the Phantom Thieves Express, Valkyrie!~
Haru: (Smiles Softly) We're very happy to have you part of the team, dear.
Dark Pit: This is sweet and all, but where the heck did you get those brass knuckles from, sis?
Makoto: Oh! (Happily Shows Off the Two Brass Knuckles She's Been Wearing Around her Knuckles) You like?~ It actually comes with this wedding dress I'm wearing, believe it or not.
Yusuke: (Grabs his Chin While Staring at the Brass Knuckles a bit Closely) Seems rather unorthodox for a wedding tailoring business to sell such accessories in their establishment.
Makoto: See, I thought so, at first, too, until one of the tailors told me these and the dress itself go well with my tomboy like esthetic and the more I look at them, the more I'm starting to agree. It's a perfect self defense weapon to have on stand by.
Sae: (Stares at Makoto with a Sisterly Glare) But it's not something you should have out in yours and Shiho's own wedding. (Sticks her Hand Out) Now hand them over.
Makoto: (Frowns in Disappointment) Do I really have to? I won't take them out if unless there's actual trouble afoot!
Sae: I know you won't and I'mma make sure that won't ever happen under my care. Now gimme.
Makoto: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fiiiine. You can have them for now. (Hands The Brass Knuckles Over to Sae) Happy?
Sae: (Simply Nodded) Very. (Smiles Softly at her Baby Sister) But not nearly as happy as I am for you and Shiho-san make your dreams come true within a few minutes. Are you nervous?
Makoto: (Takes a Bit of a Deep Breath) A little....Maybe a lot more than that in retrospect- (Puts on a More Determined Smile on her Face) But I'm a Niijima and Niijimas don't back down from anything they want to love and cherish!
Shiho: (Puts on a Determined Smile of her Own) The same applies to me as well. I've waited and prayed for this very moment to happen from the very beginning and I won't let any nerves or self doubts get in the way of that!
Sae: (Simply Nodded to the Two Ladies' Determination Speech) Glad to hear it. You two made us proud already.
Yusuke: Hence why we will continue to root for you and your respective partners for years to come.
Everyone else happy nodded to everything Yusuke and Sae just said, their words of encouragement was even enough to make Pitto, of all people, smile a bit
Makoto: (Smiles at Everyone of her Love Ones in This Room) Thank you all so much~ ('Ugh') God!~ (Hugs Herself Lovingly) I can't wait to go straight to that stand, kiss that handsome punk of a man, and start my new life as Mrs. Amimaya!~
Shiho: ('Sighs Dreamingly') And I can't wait to kiss the most beautiful woman in the entire world and become Mrs. Takamaki for all eternity~ I hope we get everything started soon.
'Door Opens'
Peach: (Rushes into the Room Carrying a Pink Clipboard in her Hand While Wearing a Microphone Headset on her Head) Alright, everyone! The ceremony is about to begin in twenty-seven minutes and fourty-five seconds, so we need to get ourselves in places to walk down that aisle, one by one by then, okay?
Everyone in the Room: Yes, ma'am!
Shiho: (Frowns a Bit at the Princess) Momma Peach, is everything okay? You looked like you've been crying for a couple of minutes.
Peach: (Smiles a Bit Sheepishly) Five minutes and thirty seven seconds. ('Sighs in Defeat') Ohh I couldn't help myself!~ (Starts Tearing Up a Bit) Everything outside looks so gorgeous and peaceful in this time of weather, that it moved me to so much tears- (Gasps at the Sight of the Two Fully Dressed Wives) And you two look so beautiful to boot~ ('Sniff') This truly is such a beautiful dayyyy!~ (Bursts Out Crying)
Shiho: (Rushes Over to Give Peach a Loving Hug Along with Makoto) Oh Momma Peach, you have no idea how right you are right now!~ We love it every second of it!~
Peach: You do? ('Sniff') Truly?
Makoto: (Happily Nodded) Of course. This is all me, Shiho, Ann, even Ren ever dreamed of what our wedding would be like and then some. And believe me when I say that none of this would EVER be possible if it weren't for you doing all you can to put this all together for us.
Shiho: We couldn't think of anyone else for the role for the Maid of Motherly Honor other than you, Momma Peach. You're perfect for the job.
The two brides gives Peach two kisses on both her cheeks, causing her heart to melt even more than before.
Peach: (Starts Tearing Up Some More with a Smile on her Face) Girls~ ('Sniff') Everyday you and the others make me so blessed to take the role of your mom~ ('Sniff') (Finally Hugs Makoto and Shiho) I love you all so much!!~
Futaba: (Heart's Melting in Pure Happiness) Awww~ Does this call for another group hug session right now?~
Peach: (Smiles Brightly at Futaba) You bet your gorgeous dress it does, dear!~ Come to Momma Peach, my lovelies!!~
And just like that, Futaba, Haru and Yusuke happily chimes on the group hug, leaving only Sae and Pitto to watch the beautiful display in the mid distance.
Sae: That woman truly does take her role as Mother Hen to great strive, doesn't she?
Dark Pit: (Casually Shrugs) That's Momma Peach for ya. Always doing everything and beyond for almost everyone she loves. (Turns to Sae) You know she dreamed of wanting a big family of her own for so long, right?
Sae: Not until you just told me. (Smiles Softly at Peach) I'm truly happy for her.
Dark Pit: (Smiles a Bit) Yeah, you and me both. She's an awesome mom.
Peach: Sae!~ Pittooo!~ Don't just stand there and watch! Join us!!~
Dark Pit: (Turns to Momma Peach) Coming! (Turns Back to Sae) Hey, don't tell anyone in my circle i said this, but.....I wanna help keep that dream of hers alive going forward. (Shrugs) I mean, It's the least I could do after all she done for us over the years.
Sae: (Smiles Softly at the Dark Angel) That's very sweet of you, Pitto-San. Would it be alright if I help out too?
Dark Pit: You're welcome to it. (Walks Over to The Group Hug) You're already part of this family as it is, you know?
Sae: Yeah.....It seems I am, huh? (Follows Behind Pitto)
Meanwhile at Grooms' Dressing/Waiting Room..........
Lucas: (Gasps at What is in Front of Him and the Others) Big Sis Ann!~ You look so pretty in your wedding dress!~
Ann: (Smiles Bashfully and Brightly Wile Wearing a Beautifully Long Wedding Dress With White Long Gloves) Ohh Lucas, thank you!~ But be honest with me for a second. Do you guys think i should have my hair down or leave them as pigtails?
Lucas: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Hmmm....There's no doubt that you would look even more stunning with your hair down, but....(Smiles Brightly) I think you should keep it the way it is!
Ryuji: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Agreed! It what makes you Ann to begin with, you know?
Ann: You know what? Yeah. (Pushes Up the Bottom of her Pigtails a Bit) I've had this kind of hairstyle on me since I was a kid. No way I change it now.
Pit: (Smiles Brightly) That's the spirit. (Crosses his Arms While Thinking) Though, I gotta ask. Is it alright for you and Ren to be in the same room together? You know, considering it's bad luck for a groom to see a bride in a wedding dress or what have you?
Tae: (Shrugs) I wouldn't worry too much about that, Pitty Pat. They're not marrying one another for one thing.
Ryuji: Yeah and even then, they definitely would've shrug it off along the way.
Ann: (Forms a Cheeky Grin) You know it!~ Ain't no curse or bad luck is gonna get in the way OUR co-op wedding, am I right, Ren-Ren?
Ren: (Been Sitting on One of the Chairs, Lost in Thought) ..............
Lucas: (Frowns at Ren a Bit in Worry Along with Everyone Else) Ren?
Pit: Big bro?
Tae: Guinea Piiiig.
Ren: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality) Huh?- Oh. Yeah, curses and bad luck can go suck it or....whatever.
Ryuji: ('Sigh') Oh no. Our bro is getting cold feet. (Walks Over On One Chair Beside Ren)
Ann: (Walks Over and Seat on yhr Other Chaor Next to Her Best Friend) Honey, what's wrong? Don't tell us you're getting nervous already.
Ren: Not exactly. I mean- I'm kinda am, but definitely not when we're about to go to the aisle.
Ryuji: Then tell us what's really going on, man.
Ren: Mm...
Ryuji: Come on. You know we won't leave you alone if you don't.
Ann: (Rapidly Nodding her Head in Agreement) Mhmm! I'll even cancel this whole wedding if it means helping you to confess.
Ren: (Frowns at his Fellow Groom/Bride) Ann, no, you don't need to do that at all.
Ann: (Gently Grabs Hold of Ren's Hajd While Giving Him a More Determined Look on her Face) I can and will. Especially for a our best friend in the whole wide world, who is suffering in silence right now. So please tell us.
Ren: (Takes a Look Around the People Staring at Him Worry Before Taking a Deep Breath) Okay, so.....You guys are my family. Meaning you should know me long enough to realize that I'm a lot of things-
Ann: Reckless?
Ryuji: Arrogant?
Pit: Thick-Headed?
Lucas: An occasional cheater?
Tae: An overall troublemaker??
Ren: (Sighs While Rolling his Eyes) Alright, alright, point proven. Damn, I didn't think you people would actually name all my flaws at once like that......
Ryuji: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face While Shrugging) Hey, we wouldn't know you all that well if we didn't.
Ann: (Happily Hugs Ren's Arm) It just goes to show how much we love and adore the heck outta you everyday, you big loser!~
Ren: (Smirks a Bit as He Hugs Ann Back a Bit) Yeah, the feelings 100% mutual, crybaby~ (Frowns a Bit) But, to answer your question, I'm not nervous about the whole ceremony. Hell, if anything, I can't wait to make it all official and give my wife the best kiss of our lives~
Ann: (Smiles Excitedly) Dude, same!!~ I haven't seen Shiho-Kins in her wedding dress yet and I'm already falling in love again!~
Ren: Right!? Like, just thinking about Makoto again makes me wanna hold her tight and never let go!~
Ann: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Saaaaaaaame!~
Lucas: (Starts Giggling at the Two Lovestruck Dorks)
Tae: (Sighs While Placing her Fingertips on her Forehead) Hoo boy. The wedding has even started and you two already came down with the love bug fever.....
Ryuji: (Snickers a Bit) Yeah, what a bunch of dorks!....(Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Though, I'd totally be lying my butt off if I say I'm not thinking about Haru like crazy right now.....
Lucas: ('Sighs Dreamingly') I don't think there's a day goes by where I haven't think about how pretty and sweet Ashley is to me~
Pit: ('Sighs Dreamingly') I can't wait for Viridi and I to cuddle again after today~ She always says I give the best hugs, but I like to believe she's a way better hugger than I am~
Sae: (Sighs Again) And now everyone else in the room got it. Greeeat...(Places her Hand onto her Cheek While Blushing) (God, would I kill to kiss those shiny cherry lips of My Empress again today~)
Ren: Okay, going back to topic for real thisvtime- (Frowns a Bit) What I'm actually afraid of is just.....Messing the a much better thing Makoto and I are about to have going for us one of these days. That woman deserves all the happiness in the universe and then some and the last thing I wanna do is indirectly finding a way screw all of that up, you know?
Ann: Hey man, I get it. That's been a biggest fear of mines for the longest time now too.
Ren: (Eyes Widens at Ann a Bit in Genuine Surprise) You're scared of this as well? I figured you'd be the most confident out of the two of us
Ann: (Giggles a Bit) Oh trust me, I tried to be- (Let's Out a Bit if a Dramatic Sounding Sigh) But atlas!~ The nerves gotten the better of me- (Gives Ren a Reassuring Smile) Which is all the more reason why you should focus more on living the present than worrying about what the future may have in storeb all day, you know?
Ren: ('Sigh') Yeah.....Should've thought about doing that a lot sooner, huh?
Ann: Most definitely, but it's better late than never. You wanna know what else you don't need to worry about all that much: screwing up and making mistakes. Cause it's something that's bound to happen in every relationship no matter how evolved they've gotten over time, just like ours.
Pit: (Puts on a Reassuring Smile on his Face Along with the Others) She's right. What's important is that you two find a middle ground, communicate, and do everything you can fix any problems you have to help build your relationship up for the better.
Tae: Because at the end of the day, you are a team, a team about a to make solem vow to love each other for as long as you both shall live.
Ryuji: Heck, we've already seen you guys work out your issues a couple of times in the past, what's stopping you two from doing it again while being engaged?
Ren: Nothing?
Ryuji: (Snaps his Fingers and Points it at Ren with a Bright Grin) Exactly! See? You're getting it.
Lucas: We believe you and Big Sis Makoto will have an amazing marriage for years to come, Ren (Takes Out One Sunflower Out of his Mini Basket and Gives it to Ren) It's high time you start believing in it too.
Ren: (Stares Down at the Tiny Sunflower For a Brief Second) You know what? (Looks Back Up to Everyone with a More Determined Smile on his Face) You guys are right. I promised myself that I would spend the rest of my life with Makoto, even before she proposed to me. (Puts the Sunflower on the Side of his Right Ear) I'll be damned if I let these self-doubts take a toil on me on our big day, Ann.
Ann: (Happily Wraps her Arm Around Ren's Shoulders) Atta boy, Renny!~ I knew you would get out of that funk eventually.
?????: And not a moment too soon.
Everyone turns to see Sojiro casually standing by the already opened door.
Sojiro: The wedding's about to start in a couple of minutes. You doing okay now, kid?
Ren: (Simply Nodded to Sojiro with a Smile) 100%. Even more so now that you're all in here with me, helping me out like always. I appreciate that.
Ann: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) And we appreciate you for being in our lives far more than you'll ever realize. (Gives Ren a Small Peck on the Cheek) Now let's go out there and have the best damn Co-Op Wedding of our lives.
Ren: What? Lucas and Pit are still in here. No way I'm gonna taint their innocence.
Tae: (Smirks a Bit) Well, aren't you a decent role model~
Lucas: (Smiles Brightly) Aww~ Thanks, Ren~
Pit: (Pouts a Bit While Crossing his Arms Together) Honestly, bro, I can handle a single curse word being thrown at me. I can even say it myself if I really wanted to.
Ren: (,Forms a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) Alright, then the F-word, right in front of us.
Ann: Wait! (Rushes Over to Lucas, Got Down on One Knee and Covers Both his Ears) Okay, now you can say it!
Pit: Uh.... F....Ffff- ('Groans in Defeat') I can't.....That's way too extreme of a word for to say out in the open like that. I'll stick with "frick" for now.
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) Good boy. Now let's get show on the roll people!!
Sojiro: In the next few minutes.
Ren: In the next few minutes!!
Gang: Yeah!/Woo!/I'm gonna be the Ring Bearer!!~
Meanwhile in the Ceremony Outside.......
Omega: (On a Video Call with Futaba) Are you certain assigning me as the "Sign Boy" is the optional choice?
Futaba: (On the Other Line) Dude, you're perfect for the job with how big and long your arms are compared to mines. Plus, you never get to worry about getting tired as I do.
Omega: True. Robots are immune to exhaustion.
Futaba: That's the spirit!~ Now did you written down the expressions the crowds are more likely to make out here?
Omega: Applaud, aww'd, oohing, and gasps. All in order.
Futaba: Good! Just hold one of them up when necessary and you'll do just fine, I promise you-
Peach: (On the Other Line) Futaba! We're about to head in place, dear, put your phone away.
Futaba: (Turns to Peach Off Screen) 'Kay, Momma Peach! (Quickly Turns Back to the Screen) Sorry, big guy. Gotta get ready for the main event. You think you could the signs up for me when opportunity arises?
Omega: I'll do what I can in my best abilities. Best of luck to you everyone else's performance.
Futaba: (Smiles Brightly on Screen) Thanks, man. I looove yooou!~
Omega: Love you more.
Futaba: ('Sighs Happily') God, I can't wait to give you that big hug after this~ Until then- (Waves Goodbye) See ya!~
Call Ends
Rouge: (Gushes Over Omega Along with Topaz on One Side Beside his Seat) D'awww~ Look at you saying "I love you" back to your best friend~
Topaz: So cute~
Omega: (Puts on a Deadpinned Expression) It's Futaba. It makes sense for me to only say that to her whenever she says it first.
Rouge: (Forms a Playful Smirk) Bet you'll say it back it to us too.
Omega: (Rolls his Eyes) As if I, the Ultimate E-Series robot, would be fall for such an poorly obvious trick-
Topaz/Rouge: We love you!~
Omega: Love you too- (Eyes Immediately Widens at What Just Happened) Wha- Huh!?
Rouge: Gotcha!~ (Giggles Softly Along with Topaz)
Topaz: You should've seen the look on your face when it happened, Omega, it was so priceless!~
Rouge: Don't forget adorable!~ Makes me wish I you have robotic cheeks for us to pinch~
Omega: (Angrily Shakes his Fost at Two of his Mother Figures) It is scientifically impossible to add those useless features into my already perfect body!
Shadow/Hat Kid: (Starts Snickering a Bit)
Omega: (Turns to Shadow and Hat Kid on the Right Side) And what reason do you two have to laugh in my presence?
Shadow: Nothing too major. (Smirks a Bit) Just admiring how much of a lovable softie you've become is all.
Hat Kid: (Smiles Brightly) Such a sweet robot you are~
Omega: Your assumption to that claim is as equally flawed as Eggman's number of IQ. (Crosses his Arms Together) There is nothing either of you could say or do to prove that baseless clai-
Shadow/Hat Kid: We love you!~
Omega: Love you more- (Eyes Widens Again Before Shaking his Fists Up in the Air in Rage) DARN IT ALLLLLLLL!
Hat Kid: (Bursts Out Laughing)
Shadow: (Snickers Some More) You are way too easy to tease, Omega.
Topaz: (Giggles Some More) Right?~ It's so adorable. I wonder how Futaba would react to all of this.
Omega: (Turns Back to Topaz) I impore to refrain from telling her what just happened here today! She will never let me live it down otherwise.
Rouge: Too late!~ Already texted her every detail.
Mary: (Takes a Look Around the Outdoor Wedding Before Letting a Soft Sigh)
Rock: (Seen Sitting Next to His Adopted Mother On Side of her Seat) You alright there, mom?
Mary: (Happily Nodded her Head) Yeah. Just admiring how beautiful this wedding looks. Kinda makes me wish the one Butch and I had was just as nice....
Terry: ((Turns to his Girlfriend on the Other Side of her Seat) Where did you guys get married at?
Mary: At a casino. There's so much from our line of agency work, that was happening at the time that we had to settle for a more quick and slightly less glamorous ceremony so we could focus back at the missions at hand. Not like it bothered either of us that much. Our love for one another was far more important in comparison.
Kula: (Seen Sitting Next to K') Awwwwwww~
K': It was the casino wedding really as expensive as the one we're invited to right now?
Mary: (Shrugs) Eh, not exactly. It used to cost less than the casino itself and the hotel room we stayed at for three to four days, believe it or not. (Smiles Softly) Still, I'm happy that two couples are able to afford a better setting of their special than Butch and I ever could. (Raises Eyebrow an Eyebrow at Shingo and Leona Sitting Together on her Far Left, Admiring the Look of the Wedding Amongst Themselves) I also hope a certain, young sweetheart of a couple doesn't see this day as a gateway to think about getting married so early!
Shingo: (Turns to Mary with an Annoyed Look on his Face) ('Ugh') Again with this, Mary-san?
Leona: (Pouts at Mary) We were only admiring how beautiful this outdoor wedding looks! What's wrong with that?
Mary: Nothing. I just..... (Puffs her Cheeks a Bit) I don't want you two to rush into it like I did back then. You guys-
Shingo: "Still have our whole lives ahead of us right now", we know. (Gives his Third Mother Figure a Reassuring Smile on his Face) You don't have to keep worrying over that.
Leona: (Gently Grabs Hold of Shingo's Hands) As wonderful as it is to think about, the thought of us getting married someday is the farthest thing in our minds right now. That, we can assure you.
Shingo: (Rapidly Nods his Head to Mary)
Mary: ('Sighs in Defeat') Alright, I'll take your word for now. Sorry for being pushy about it.
Terry: (Wraps his Arm Around Mary's Shoulders) Nah, don't beat yourself up about it, Mary. You were only looking out for the kids.
Leona: (Smiles a Bit) For what it's worth, we really do appreciate that lot, Ms. Mary.
Shingo: And even more so to you as whole.
Rock/Kula: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)
K': (Shrugs) Eh- Gah!(Immediately Gets Hit on the Shoulders by Rock)
Mary: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) You guys~ I appreciate you all too, so much~
Kula: (Places her Finger on her Chin While Looking Up at the Sky) You know, all this wedding talking got me thinking....(Looks Back Down at Mary) How come you and Terry haven't gotten married yet, Ms. Mary?
Mary/Terry: (Immediately Gets Flustered by Kula's Question) H-Huh!?
Terry: Us?
Mary: G-Getting married!?~
K': You heard her. You two already live together and practically treat each other like one.
Rock: Not to mention that you've both raised me for nearly my entire life together. So what gives?
Terry/Mary: (Turns Away From Ine Another, Still Blushing a Bit) Uhhhh.......
Terry: (Turns Back to the Others with a Sheepish Smile on his Face) I mean, don't get us wrong, kids- It's incredible experience. But I'm not the type of guy who would settle down and get hitched, at least not yet, you know?
Mary: (Crosses her Arms While Sighing) Yeah and I'm gonna need a few more years before I got back to that emotional rollercoaster again......Although- (Starts Smiling Bashfully) It...would be nice to be called Mrs. Bogard every once in a while~
Terry: Agreed. And....(Starts Blushing Again While Grinning) It would be pretty cool to see you in a wedding dress~
Mary: (Giggles Softly) Forget about me~ How about you in a black tux? You'd be even more irresistible than you are already!
Terry: Yeah, maybe..... (Forms a More Flirtatious Smirk) Hopefully to you only~
Mary: (Smirks Back at Terry) You know it~ You're mines alone, Wolf-Boy~ (Gives Terry a Peck on the Lips) Never forget that~
Terry: Never will~ (Starts Making Out With Mary)
Rock/K'/Shingo/Leona: (Stares at the Kissing Older Couple with Blink Expressions) (Yeah. They're definitely gonna get married one of these days.)
Kula: (Only One Gushing and Giggling Over the Whole Thing) So cute!~
Vivian: (Sniffling While Using her Hankercief to Wipe Some Tears From her Eyes)
Mewtwo: (Turns to his Girlfriend Sitting Next to Her) Is something wrong there, Vivian?
Vivian: (Happily Shakes her Head) Oh Mewwy~ Nothing's wrong at all. I just get teary-eyed in weddings. They always tend to be so beautiful to watch from start-to-first~
Mewtwo: I see. Do you......ever thought about being married someday?
Vivian: I have. (Looks Up at the Beautiful Blue Sky) There's so much of it to think about: like how pretty and breathtaking the ceremonies would look like, the vows two lovers exchange toward one another before the officiant makes their marriage official, the flower toss, after parties. All of that and more crafts together into such a wonderful celebration for to enjoy. (Clasps her Hands Together) But what makes it all the more wonderful in my opinion, is that you get to spend the rest of your life with the person you vow to love and stand by for the rest of your life~ It's such a silly dream to have these days, but.....I would love nothing more than to experience in that kind of lifestyle someday. (Turns Back to Mewtwo) How about you?
Mewtwo: Hm. Can't say I've give the mere concept of it much thought beforehand, I probably didn't care for much of it either. But given how you described it, I suppose a marriage life wouldn't be too difficult to experience. (Starts Blushing a Bit) So long as I get to do so....with you as my significant other.....I-If you want, that is.
Vivian: (Eyes Slowly Widens While Gasping at Mewtwo Before Hugging and Snuggling Him Entirely) MEWWYYYYY!~ Of course I wanna be your significant other!~ But we must let our relationship blossom and flourish for a little while longer before either of us could think about that kind of stuff. Is that okay?~
Mewtwo: (Simply Nodded to the Idea) Of course. I don't mind the wait.
Mewtwo then turns over to his left to see Owain and Toon Link smiling and giving him thumbs up....all while his best friend, Zelda, is seen gidding up with pure excitement on the edge of his seating, watching him and Vivian talk about marriage and whatnot, as expected from a romance loving princess such as herself, much to Legendary Pokemon's reluctant foresight.
Dedede: (Seen Reading the Lines Inside his Bible Book Slightly Out Loud as He Stands in Front of the Flower Stand Behind Him) The power invested me!....and all of Dedede's Chruch and real estate!....(Turns the Book Sideways with a Raised Eyebrow) Wait a minute
Morrigan: (Helps Wipe off the Sweat Off of Dedede's Forehead) Are you ready to make two lovable couples happy today, My Darling King?~
Dedede: (Forms a Bright, Confident Grin on his Face) You know it! I've been rehearsing myself a year or two for this moment to arise again.
Morrigan: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Oh my- For that long?
Escargoon: (Happily Nodded to Morrigan While Standing in Front of his Choir Crew) It's true. Ever since the first wedding he officiated, De took almost every free time he had to practice his lines, word by word.
Luigi: (Smiles Brightly While Standing in the Behold Section of the Choir) He even managed to channel more of his pastor side in every church service he speaks in.
Ludwig: (Seen Sitting in Front of a Piano) Not to mention his testimonies has gotten more and more impactful and influential overtime as well.
Morrigan: Ah, so that's explains why you sounded more righteous and rambunctious in the more recent services. (Playfully Pulls on De's Cheek) My sly penguin you!~
Dedede: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Hey-ey, what can I say? Wouldn't be up here right now if I didn't take my profession as the lord's pastor more seriously these days.
Lavenza: (Smiles Softly at The Pastor While Standing in Front of the Microphone) And you are doing a wonderful job in that aspect, Uncle Dedede sir.
Morgana: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Agreed. (Turns to Lavenza as He Helps Wipe a Few Sweat Off her Forehead and Cheek) Just like you and the choir are gonna sound great in your performance today, Lavenza.
Lavenza: (Smiles Brightly at her Boyfriend) Oh how very sweet of you as always, Mona-Chan~ But you mustn't worry or try to do a lot over my sake.
Morgana: You sure? Cause I'm always happy to lend you a hand.
Lavenza: Don't I know it~ (Carefully Straightens Up Mona's Dress Shirt Collar) You just sit down, relax, and enjoy the presentation as my handsome kitty while I sing my best up here. Sounds good?
Morgana: Perfect. (Forms a Bit of a Cheeky Smirk on his Face) If you call me your handsome kitty again~
Lavenza: (Let's Out a Playful Sigh) Such a needy request you made~ (Gently Scratches on the Bottom of Mona's Chin) But I expect nothing less from my sweetest, handsomest kitty in the whole wide world~ Yes I do~ (Starts Kissing on Mona's Cheek)
Morgana: (Giggling in a Lovestruck Daze) Handsome kitty~
Lavenza: Yes you are~ (Continues Kissing Mona's Cheek)
Dedede: (Turns to the Younger Couple While Chuckling) Hey, y'all, ease up on the cuteness over there. You're gonna end up overshadowing the brides and groom at this rate.
Morrigan: Ooh~ (Notices Two Familiar Faces Coming Out if the Building at the Far Distance) Speaking of which.
Ann: (Smiles Brightly While Having her Arm Around Ren and Having her Fist Up in the Air) Guess who's ready to marry the two women our dreams today, people!~
Ren: (Points at Himself with a Grin on his Face) One loser- (Then Points at Ann Next to Him) And a crybaby, coming right at ya!
Omega holds up a sign that says 'Applaud', prompting everyone outdoor to cheer for the duo in rejoice as they watch them sprint up to the alter together.
Dedede: (Smiles Brightly at the Phantom Duo Walking Up to Him) The young man and woman of the hour! How you feeling right now?
Ren: A lot better than I was in the dressing room thanks to Ann and co.
Ann: (Happily Nodded) Yep! (Rest the Side of her Head on Top of Ren's Shoulder) Gotta make sure my partner and crime here doesn't get any cold feet in there, no biggy.
Ren: No diggity.
Ren/Ann: No biggity & diggy!
Dedede: (Stares at the Duo with a Confused Look on his Face) .....The hell you two are talkin' about right now?
Ann: (Starts Snickering Along with Ren) We don't have a single clue!~
Ren: We just be saying anything to stay calm at this point. (Turns to Ann) I think it's working.
Ann: (Starts Nodding to Ren) Right? Right?~
Dedede: (Shakes his Head While Having a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Y'all some strange kids.
Morrigan: (Gently Slaps Dedede's Arm) Be nice, dear. (Forms a Cheeky Grin on her Face) I happen to like the sound of this new slang they made. Biggity & Diggy- (Giggles a Bit) They have a funny ring to it, don't you think?
Dedede: (Shrugs) Eh. Four outta ten.
Ann: Yeesh.
Ren: Didn't take you for a critic, De.
Dedede: ('Scoffs') You thought that was harsh, you should see a few of my old food restaurant reviews on the internet. (Grabs his Chin) Think the owners got rid of them already......
Ludwig: (Turns to Dedede While Holding Up his Phone) Uncle Dedede, Mother Peach just called. The wedding is about to start in fourty five seconds and counting.
Dedede: Damn, already?
Morrigan: (Shrugs) Show much begin eventually. (Inhale her Breath a Bit Before Screaming Out....) PLACES EVERYONE!!
Dedede: Y'all heard the beautiful woman here- Let's get this show on the roll!! (Turns to Mona) And back to your seat you go, Mona!
Morgana: (Simply Nodded to Dedede) Right! Uh- (Quickly Turns Back to Lavenza) Do your very best here, stay sharp, and I believe in you 100%!
Lavenza: (Smiles Softly at her Boyfriend) I'll give you a lots of more hugs and kisses once this is all over, Mona dear.
Morgana: (Smiles Brightly) Sounds like a plan to me!~ (Gives Lavenza a Quick, Loving Kiss on the Lips Before Sprinting Off the Stage and Waving at Her) Best of luck!~
Lavenza: (Stares at Mona For a Brief Second Before Forming a Wide, Lovestruck Smile While Giggling) Hehehehehehe~' I love him so much~
Morrigan: (Straightens Up The Upper Part in Dedede and his Pastor Outfit) Now you stand under these flower with your bible in hand and show the crowd why you're the CEO of your own chruch.
Dedede: As well as the CEO to your own heart?~ (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face)
Morrigan: (Giggles Softly) Especially towards my heart and soul, my dear~ (Gives Dedede a Kiss on the Lips Before Getting into Place Herself) Best of luck!~
Luigi: I-Is this what we're doing now? (Turns to Ludwig and Escargoon) Having our romance partner giving us good luck?
Escargoon: (Smiles Bashfully as He Receives a Good Luck Text From his Girlfriend) Seems like it.
Ludwig: (Simply Shrugs) I see no flaw in the concept honestly.
Kumatora: (In the Audience) I love you, Luddy!~
Ludwig: (Waves at his Girlfriend a Bit While Having a Sheepish Smile of his Own) I love you too, Kuma!~
Maria: ('Ahem')
Ludwig: ('Sighs in Defeat') And you and grandfather as well, Grandmother Maria.
?????: WEEGIEEEE!~
Luigi: Hmm? (Turns to See Daisy, the Rest of his Harem and his Son Cheering Him On in the Audience)
Yoshi: Do your very best up there, dad!!
Daisy: Show 'em those what those beautiful vocals of yours csn do!~
Samus: And looking nice and handsome while doing it!~
Lilith/Chun-Li/Tifa: WE LOVE YOOOOU!~
Luigi: (Smiles Bashfully and Fondly While Waving at his Love Ones) Thanks, guys. I-I love you all too!~
Escargoon: (Forms a Genuine Smirk at Luigi) You're enjoying this whole harem thing a lot, haven't you?
Luigi: (Sighs While Still Smiling) Yeah. It's really nice.
Escargoon: I'm glad to hear it. But let's show this crowd that our choir can be nicer.
Luigi: (Happily Nodded to Escargoon Command) Okie-Dokie!
Escargoon: (Turns to Everyone Else in his Choir Team) Alright, everyone! Just like we practiced- (Starts Moving his Fingers Around in a Conducting Manner) And a one and two and a one, two three, four!
As the countdown ends with four, the performance starts off with a Waddle Dee playing the drums, then Ludwig playing a soft melody on the piano for a few seconds before Bandana Dee chimes in with the sweet soothing sounds of the harmonica. Altogether plays a rather familiar song both Ren and Ann could easily recognize from a close distance.
Ren: ('Sigh') Out of all the songs Makoto could've pick.....It just has to be this one.
Ann: (Forms a Reassuring Smile) Oh, just give it a chance. We can definitely handle this song now that we're older!...('Sniff') Hopefully.
Lavenza: (Finally Begins to Sing on the Mic) Baka mitai~ Kodomo na no me~
('Acoustic Guitar Playing')
Lavenza: Yume wo~ O~Tte kizsuite~
('Violins Playing') ('Choir Humming')
Lavenza: Uso ga~ Heta na ku~se ni~ Waraenai~ Egaaao Miseta~
Lavenza/Choir: "I love you!~"
Lavenza: Mo~ Roku ni iwanai~
As Lavenza continues to sing the song with the choir, both the groomsmen and bridesmaids begins to walk up together, in arms, to the alter one by one. Starting with Futaba and Yusuke, Haru and Ryuji, Sae and Tae, and ending it with the maid and father of honor, Peach and Sojiro.
Lavenza: Dame da ne~ Dame yo~ Dame- Na no yo~
Peach: (Already Tearing Up While Walking) ('Sniff') I don't think I've ever heard a song so beautiful and sad like this before.....
Sojiro: That's probably because it's based around a woman lamenting over her husband's lies before filing a divorce, only to find out that he was killed by a Yakuza group shortly after. (Puts his Fonger on his Chin) At least that's what I think Futaba told me a while back......
Peach: (Eyes Widens in Horror From What Sojiro Told Her as She Stops Walking) Oh my god.....That's- That's EVEN WORST THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BEEEE!!~ (Bursts Out Crying)
Sojiro: ('Sigh') Hoo boy, I should've kept my mouth shut on that topic. (Places his Hand onto Peach's Shoulder as He Turns to the Only Source of Help in the Crowd) Hey, Mario, care to help me out here?
Mario: (Simply Nods his Head to Sojiro) Of course! (Jumps Out of his Seat and Rushes Over to his Princess' Side) Princess.
Peach: (Looks Down to her Teddy Bear Standing Next to Her on her Right) ('Sniff') M-Mario?
Mario: (Gives Peach a Soft, Reassuring Smile on his Face) Yep, it's-a-me. (Gently Grabs Hold of Peach's Hand) Sojiro and I are gonna help walk you up the aiter now, okay?
Peach: ('Sniff') (Slowly But Surely Nodded to Mario) Okay. (Starts Walking Again with Mario by her Side) Mario?
Mario: Yes, dear?
Peach: (Gently Squeezes Mario's Hand) I love you so, so much, Mario Mario~ Please don't ever leave me!~
Mario: Oh Peach~ (Holds up Peach's Hand In Front of his Face) You know as I well as I do that I would never do such a thing. (Kiss the Top of Peach's Hand) You're my everything~
Peach: (Heart Begins to Melt as She Picks Mario aup and Hugs Him) You're my everything too!~
Omega pulls up another sign that reads "Awww'd", prompting the crowd to gush at how romantic Mario and Peach's interaction was, it even made Shingo cry a bit before Leona and Rock were both able to comfort him shortly after.
During all of that however, the wedding's Flower Boy, Lucas, is seen hiding behind the dressing room's doorway, shaking a bit in fear.
???: Lucas?
Lucas: Ah!-(Gets Startled a Bit Before Turning Around to Pit) Oh uh...Yeah, Pit?
Pit: (Frowns a Bit in Concern) You're getting cold feet there, bud?
Lucas: ('Sighs in Defeat') I am. I mean, I know the alter is long and all, but- (Turns Back to the Alter in Question) I-I really didn't expect it to be THIS long....and filled with so many people expecting us to come out, in between..... It's dumb, I know.
Pit: (Gives Lucas a Reassuring Smile on his Face) Hey now, I totally get what you're coming from in all this.
Lucas: You do?
Pit: (Happily Nodded) Yeah. Back when I was promoted as captain for mom's army. See, rather than giving anyone in the crowd attention, I instead focused on the one thing that's more important to me up ahead and keep moving forward until I was close enough to reach it. Seems like something you could try to do?
Lucas looks back at his Big Sis Ann from a far. Looking more beautiful outside than he first saw her inside the room. And bright, lovable smile alone was more than enough to not only melt his heart, but also give him the push he needs to gain more confidence.
Lucas: Yeah. I got this. (Turns Back to Pit) You'll.... Still be right behind me once I go out there, will you?
Pit: (Forms a Bright Grin) Of course! I got your back 101%! Literally! You remembered what we practiced a few nights ago?
Lucas: (Nods with a Confident Grin on his Face) Every word.
And just like that, the Flower Boy and Ring Bearer duo finally got out of the building and walk straight to the alter, with Lucas leaving a trial of mini sunflowers behind him and Pit.
Lucas/Pit: The Brides are coming! The Brides are coming! The Brides are cominnnng!
The commitment the two made into making the line they've practiced into reality earned them a few giggles, awws, and applause from the crowd, along the way.
Ashley: ('Sighs Dreamingly') I love how brave my darling Lucas has become~
Viridi: (Sitting on a Chair Next to Ashley While Sighing Dreamingly Herself) I love how much of big brother figure my dorky angel has become~
Roy: (Starts Snickering While Sitting Behind Both Girls) Please. They both look like a bunch of flower skippin' losers to m-
Before the sunglasses wearing Koopa could even finish sentence completely, he was instead welcomed to two dark, murderous glares from both the goddess and witch before shrinking down on his seat and shutting up completely.
Ann: (Happily Spread her Arms Wide Open For Lucas) There's my handsome little Flower Boi of the hour!~ (Picks Up a Giggling Lucas and Twirls him Around a Bit Before Stopping and Carrying Him Up a Bit) You did great out there, I'm so proud!~
Ren: (Smiles Proudly at Lucas as Well) Same here, kiddo. Great work.
Lucas: (Smiles Back at the Duo) Thanks, guys. (Turns Away All Shy Like) I don't think I would've ever come out if Pit didn't tell me to think about coming over to the one thing that's the most important to me waiting up ahead: (Turns Back to Ann with the Softest Smile Imaginable) You, big sis.
Ann: (Eyes Widens and Sparkles as her Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh my gosh, Lucaaaas!~ (Pulls her Little Sunflower into a Loving Hug) You're the sweetest boy in the world, I love you!~
Lucas: (Happily Hugs Ann Back) I love you too~
Ren: (Playfully Ruffles the Top of Pit's Hair) Look at you helping out your fellow bro~
Pit: (Chuckles Ticklishly) I only doing what any big brother would do- (Happily Hugs his Adopted Big Brother) While also learning from the best there is on top of that~
Omega holds up the "Awww'd" sign again, prompting everyone to gush at the adorable scene right on cue.
But finally, the wait has reached it's very end as everyone in the crowd begins to stand up from their seats and sees Dark Pit, slowly escorting Ren and Ann's beautiful brides up to the alter together in the middle and in both arms, Makoto Niijima and Shiho Suzui.
Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly as her Eyes Begins to Sparkle at the Trio Walking by in the Alter Together) Oh my gooooosh!~ Those two look so absolutely stunning in their wedding dresses!~ ('UGH') God!~ And look at how much of a stud muffin our Pitto-Kins look in that tux!~
Misako: (Starts Sighing Dreamingly and Blushing Alongside Kyoko Next to Her) I knooow right?~ It makes me fall for him all over again~ Can't wait for the day to propose to you two attractive losers~
Kyoko: Yeah- Wait. Wha- (Pouts at Misako) No way! I wanna do the proposing!
Misako: Too bad. (Forms a Cheeky Smirk) I already call dibs~
Kyoko: You always call dibs on everything: the remote, every new clothes and lip-glosses we buy, who gets to sleep and cuddle on Pitto-Kins lap- It's not fair at all!
Misako: ('Ugh') Fiiine. We'll Rock-Paper-Scissors for it, alright?
Kyoko: (Simply Nodded with a Smile on Her Face) Yes, let's- Wait. (Raises an Eyebrow) Shouldn't we let Pitto-Kins in on this action too?
Misako: (Shrugs) Eh. I'm sure he wouldn't mind either one of us proposing to him.
Kyoko: True. Then let's get this game started!~
And so the two River City Delinquents does a super quick game of Rock-Paper-Scissors for three rounds until Kyoko beats Misako's rock with paper.
Misako: Damnit!
Kyoko: Ha! The future proposals are in my hands now!~
Misako: ('Sighs in Defeat') It is. (Forms a Bit of a Seductive Smirk on her Face) Guess that also means I get to reward you as well~
Kyoko: (Gasps in Excitement) Kissy-Time?~
Misako: Damn right~ But after this wedding is dome and over with.
Kyoko: Oh alright.
Ann: (Places her Hands on Both her Now Flustered Cheeks) Oh my gooood!~ Reeeeen!~ Who are those beautiful women coming our way right now?~
Ren: Our wives, Ann. Our strong, loving, really....(Starts Blushing the More He Stares at Makoto) Really....Beautiful wives we're about to marry right now- Holy crap.
Ann: Right?~ RIGHT!?~
Ryuji: (Snickering in the Background with the Other Groomsmen) Ha! Dorks.
Haru: (Standing Next to the Other Bridesmaids) Ryuji, be nice!~
Ryuji: Yes, hun!
Makoto/Shiho: (Greets Their Respective Bride and Groom with Seductive Smirks) Hiii, darlings~
Makoto: Surprise to see us on this fine, special day today?~
Ren: in more ways than one~
Ann: I LOVE YOU, SHIHO-KINS!!~
Crowd: (Giggles at Ann's Sudden Outburst)
Shiho: (Giggles Softly) I love you more, Ann-Bear!~ Sorry for the wait- (Hugs Pitto on One Side) But our sweetheart of an escort was making sure we get here safe.
Makoto: (Happily Hugs her Little Brother in Law on the Other Side) Thus, furthering our proof that he's the biggest softie we know and love dearly~
Both brides gives the dark angel two kisses on both of his cheeks.
Crowd: Awwwwwwww~
Dark Pit: (Starts Blushing Right on Cue) Glad I could help out or whatever....
Ren: (Starts Snickering at his Second Adopted Little Brother) Wow, you're not gonna try to rebuke that, Pitto?
Dark Pit: (Shrugs as He Walks Over to the Back) I'll let them have this one considering its wedding day and all. (Stops and Turns to Ren) Oh and Ren? You better continue to treat my big sis in law with all the love and respect like you always have- (Points at Ren) Or Sae, Tae, and I are gonna kick your ass tenfold!...(Turns to Sae) How was that?
Tae: (Starts Giggling a Bit)
Sae: (Gives Pitto a Thumbs Up with a Sly Smirk on her Face) Perfect~
Peach: (Pouts at her Little Dark Angel) We could do without the foul language there, young man.
Mario: (Simply Nodded with a Fatherly Glare of his Own) Mhmm.
Dark Pit: ('Sighs a Bit') Right. Sorry about that.
Ren: (Facepalms Himself While Sighing) I swear to God, man- (Glares at Pitto) Why haven't you give Ann the same stern-threat talk as well?
Dark Pit: Cause she's not nearly a headache as you are.
Ann: (Giggles Softly) D'awww~ Thanks. Pitto-San!~
Ren: ('Scoffs') Yeah, thanks. For still being a smart-mouth punk....
Dark Pit: It's what I do.
Crowd: (Chuckles at Ren and Pitto's Banter)
Dedede: (Chuckles a Bit) Yeah, that's sibling banter for y'all new here, heh- Now let's get to the main course, shall we? ('Clears Throat') Greetings, families, friends of all kind! We are gathered here to celebrate not one, but TWO glorious, young couples standing face-to-face, ready to evolve their relationships into the stage of marriage. It might be a challenge road to some, but I've know these four well enough to know they each have what it takes to face it head-on together, till the ends of time.
Ren: (Stares at Makoto with Soft Smile in his Face) Yeah.
Makoto: (Smiles Back at Ren While Tearing Up a Bit) ('Sniff') Till the very end~
Ann/Shiho: (Happily Nods at One Another While Tearing Up Themselves)
Dedede: Now, if there is anyone out here feel the need to object, for whatever reason, speak now or forever hol-
??????: WE OBJECT!!
Omega holds up the "Gasps" sign causing everyone to gasps at the a mini group of dark, fiery knights standing at the back at the alter.
Dark Pit: (Facepalms Himself While Groaning) ('Ugh') God. Not these losers again.....
??????: Yes. It is I, JEAN TRINITIÉ THE THIRD! Here along with the rsst of the Dark Knights of tge Underworld, to crash this "Co-Op Wedding" in command by our lord amd savior, Hades!!
Crowd: (Gasps Once More as They Turn Theor Attention to Hades Sitting to Sephiroth and Pichu)
Hades: (Casually Shrugs) Whaaat? It was getting too cheesy for my liking. So I have my interns spice it up for me. (Crosses his Arms with an Evil Cheeky Grin on his Face) No need to thank me~
Futaba: (Stares at Hades in Disbelief Along with Everyone Else) .......Dude.
Omega writes something on the back of one of the signs before picking it up to reveal the words "Boo". And as expected, everyone begins to boo at the God of the Underworld for his latest scheme, all while he's completely unfazed from it all.
Hades: Go ahead. Keep it coming. Your boos means nothing me at this rate.
Makoto: (Pinches the Bridge of her Nose, Completely Frustrated by this Turn of Events) Can somebody PLEASE tell me why we invited him here in the first place!?
Ren: (Already Has a Deadpinned Expression) He wouldn't stop bugging me all day if I didn't.
Jean: (Starts Nodding his Head) Yes, yes. This wedding will be in ruins indeed. (Slowly Turns his Head on a Certain Dark Angel) But not until I take care one thing first......
Dark Pit: And here we go.
Jean: (Angie Points at Pitto) DARK PIT OF THE MIRROR OF TRUTH! I hereby challenge you and your green dinosaur companion into a rematch at this VERY ALTER!!
Steve: Just a somewhat, not so friendly two against five here. No pressure!
Dark Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') Whatevs. (Turns to the Green Dinosaur in Question) Hey, Yoshi, let's take out the trash.
Yoshi: (Sighs While Getting Up From his Chair) If we gotta, we gotta-
Daisy: (Quickly Hugs Yoshi Before Sitting him Back Down with Samus and Lilith's Help) No! You don't gotta!
Lilith: (Pouts at Yoshi While Sitting Hugging Him) And we won't let you!
Samus: Stay.
Yoshi: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay. (Turns to Pitto) Sorry, man. I guess you're on your own on this one.
Dark Pit: ('Heh') (Cracks Both his Knuckles One by One) Fine by me. Been waiting to give out another ass whipping session recently.
Peach: Language!!
Makoto: (Quickly Grabs onto Pitto's Shoulder, Stopping From Walking Entirely) Pitto-San, stop. You are NOT fighting any of those knights today.
Dark Pit: (Turns to Makoto) Seriously? These guys are more falter than you think-
Makoto: PITTO! Just- (Sighs as She Calms Down and Gently Hold Her Brother-in-Law's Hand) Please. I made my promise to you, Pit, and even myself that I'll be the big sister you can rely on in situations like this, that I will do anything to keep you safe....and I don't intend on breaking it anytime soon. (Kiss the Top of Pitto's Knuckles) Okay?
Dark Pit: (Eyes Widens For a Moment Before Turning Away All Shy Like) Y-Yeah, sure. Just be careful out there, sis.
Makoto: (Smiles Softly as She Let's Go of Pitto's Hand) I will. Now get back. (Turn to the Dark Knights with a Fierce Niijima Style Glare in her Eyes While Cracking her Knuckles) I'll handle them myself.
Ren: (Pulls Out his Dagger) Not without my help you ain't.
Ann: (Raises her Hand Up) And ours too!
Shiho: (Eagerly Nodded) Mhm.
Peach: (Quickly Rushes Over in Front of the Two Couples to Stop Them) Children, please! This is supposed to be your very special day. You shouldn't let those knights get the better of you all like this. (Turns to the Dark Knights with a Fierce Glare of her Own) Instead, you should let me take a crack at each of their thick headed skulls for EVEN THINKING ABOUT RUINING THIS BEAUTIFUL WEDDING!! (Tries Stomping her Way to the Knights....Only for Both Mario and Sojiro to Rush Over and Hold her Back)
Palutena: (Gets Up From her Seat) Peach, will you calm down over there? You're letting them get into your head at this rate.
Jean: ('Hmph') Figures a poor excuse for a Goddess would try and lecture a foolish mortal.
Crowd: ('Ooohhh....')
Palutena: (Slowly Turns her Attention to The Leader of the Dark Knights) Pardon?
Jean: You heard me! (Walks Over to the Not So Pleased Goddess) A once powerful Goddess of the entire Angel Land now relegated to a mother of many insignificant brats. You don't deserve to breathe the sane air as our Lord Hades, let alone stand in my presence you FAILURE GOD-
Before Jean could even think about finishing that outlandish sentence he made, the so called "Poor excuse of a Goddess" delivered an uppercut across the chin so powerful that it sent him flying and screaming up across the blue skies, far even to become a blinking star in the distance.
Palutena: (Turns to the Rest of the Knights with a Darkened Glare) Any of you other knights want to be sent flying next?
Steve: (Seen Stunned in Fear Along with the Other Knights Before Pointing his Finger Up Shaking) U-Uh I- Just remembered! We have a few errands we need to run. (Turns to the Rest of the Knights) We gotta get out of here- Hurry. HURRY!! (Starts Running Behind the Knights as They Leave the Wedding as Fast as They Can)
Crowd: (' Applauds and Cheers in Rejoice')
Hades: (Calls Over to One of his Interns) Bring your lord and savior some wine and milky bars on the way out- Thaaanks!~
'A-Hem'
Hades: Huh- (Eyes Widens Up in Pure Fear at the Sight of Palutena Glaring Down at Him)
Palutena: After this is over, you're dead. (Goes Back to her Seat)
Hades: (Shaking Like a Leaf) ('Gulp')
Bayonetta: (Smiles Brightly at her Girlfriend Sitting Next to Her) Very nice uppercut you did there, my dear Goddess~
Palutena: (Smiles Proudly) Why, thank you~ (Holds Up her Arm Muscle) I gotta take that jerk out of his place somehow. (Turns to Peach) You're doing okay now, Peachy?
Peach: ('Sigh') Yeah, I'm okay. (Smiles Softly at the Goddess) Thanks for calming me down, Paulie. Again.
Palutena: (Giggles Softly) No problem~ Us moms gotta stick together, right?~
Peach: (Smiles Back at Palutena) Always and forever!~
Dedede: ('Sighs in a Bit of Relief') Think we can all agree that we have enough surprises for one day...Time to get into some vows!
Ren/Ann: (Eyes Widened at the Realization) Crap.
Dedede: (Pinches the Bridge of his Nose While Sighing Again) Oh dear lord mighty, what now?
Ren: We were too busy getting ourselves ready for the main event that we forgot our written vows at Ann's apartment.
Ann: (Frowns a Bit) And we really worked so hard to come up with them.........
Shiho: (Gives Ann a Reassuring Smile) That's okay, Ann. We forgot ours at home too.
Makoto: (Smiles Sheepishly) Which is kinda for the best considering I wrote a whole ten page on it.
Dedede: Yeah, I- (Eyes Immediately Widens to What Makoto Just Said) TEN PAGES!!?
Makoto: I-I know it's insane, even for my standards! (Turns Back to Ren with a Loving Smile) But that truly goes to show just how much I love you, Ren Amimaya~
Ren: (Smiles Back at Makoto) Is that right?~
Makoto: (Happily Nod as She Gently Grab zhold of Ren's Hands) I mean, how could I not at this point? You've made a huge impact in my the very moment we first met. No matter how stuck up or stubborn I've been to you and our friends at the time, you still when out of your way to save me from Kaneshiro and his gang that day, made me realize that I have far more value and importance to not only to everyone our team, family, and friends, but also towards myself as a person. Needless to say, you.... really changed my life for the better, Ren.
It was at this very moment that the tears begins to build on Makoto's crimson red eyes.
Makoto: And- ('Sniff') A-And.....I-I don't think for a second o-or a million years that I would ever....('Sniff') EVER become who I am right now if you didn't give me the chance to better myself and pick me of all people, to date and love! ('Sniff') Just how much I love you so so so SO MUCH to pieces, right now and forever more!~
Omega picks up the Awww'd sign again, prompting everyone to gush and even cry to Makoto's heartfelt vow.
Ren: (Let's Out a Relaxed Sounding Sigh) Makoto~ It's sweet and....kinda funny of you to say. Cause that's almost exactly the same of how I feel about you.
Makoto: ('Sniff') R-Really?
Ren: (Happily Nodded) Really-Really. You could've been with any guy you of your choosing and yet you've chose to fall for some delinquent like me, to help better myself as a leader and a person. (Let's Out a Single Chuckle) And if that's not enough, you've been willing to put up with all the stupid bull crap I've pulled and even have to through awfully a lot these days and I couldn't be anymore thankful than that. You....are my everything, Makoto Niijima- (Starts Tearing Up as Well) ('Sniff') And it's.....('Sniff') All the more reason why I was scared of what's in store for us going forward, earlier....of somehow find someway to mess everything up for us along way......('Sniff')
Crowd: Awwwwwww~
Makoto: Oh Ren~ (Gently Squeezes Ren's Hands) I know how Intimidating marriage can be for most people. I'm scared too- ('Sniff') But we've both faced plenty of more intense challenges in the past together and we're standing to this very day. So I have no doubt in my mind, heart, and soul we will can conquer that fear like we've always have! I KNOW we have what it takes!!
Ren: (Takes a Deep Breath to Calm Himself Down a Bit Smiling) Yeah. You're goddamn right. We did not come this far to start shaking now and I remember a certain Little Sunflower once told me that it's high time I start believing in us a lot more than I've ever been before, here and now.
Lucas smiles at Ren upon hearing this.
Makoto: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) I'm so happy to hear it~ ('Ugh') GOD, I can't wait to kiss you right now!!~
Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) And you think I don't!?~ My lips gotten dry just thinking about it.
Makoto: Why not put on some chap-stick?
Ren: Cause I wanna taste of that strawberry lips of yours, duh!
Makoto: (Facepalms Herself) Oh my God, Ren....
Crowd: (Chuckles Lightly Ren and Makoto's Banter and Eagerness to Kiss One Another)
Ann: ('Sigh') Alright lovebirds, I've been wanting to kiss Shiho-Kins to oblivion as much as you wanna suck face with each other, but we can't do all that until AFTER we finish with our vows, okay? (Politely Bows to her Fiance) After you, my sweetness~
Shiho: (Giggles Softly) Thanks, Ann-Bear~ You've always find a way to make me laugh. You've always been there, doing everything you could do to help me out in general, even if I didn't think I needed any....And especially after everything I went through with Kamoshida. You have always been a pillar and a sign for me to better myself and stand tall when the going gets tough-
Shiho then begins to start tearing up as well.
Shiho: ('Sniff') And I know you're probably tired of me telling you this by now, but- ('Sniff') I wouldn't be here, alive, standing right in front your beautiful face right now, if you didn't stay by my side when I was at my very lowest, taking every opportunity to help give me the strength and the right piece of mind to recover from most of my trauma. ('Sniff') S-So....When you told me that you have a crush on me that day....and we started dating after that...('Sniff') It....It-(Forms a Tearful Snile) Really made me the happiest than I've ever been my whole life and I cannot for the life of me, thank you enough for that and all the love you've given me thus far! ('Sniff') All I hope that our love would even stronger when we put our rings on!~
Crowd: Awwwwww~ ('Sniff Sniff Sniff')
Ann: Shihooo.....('Sniff')
Now, it was Ann's turn to cry.
Ann: The heck, girl?~ ('Sniff') You got me crying before I could find the right words to say!~
Shiho: (Giggles Softly and Wetly) Sorry~ But I can't keep bottling up these feelings forever, you know?
Ann: (Giggles as Well) Right~ (Gently Grabs Hold of Shiho's Hands While Giving a Semi Serious Look) But you need to listen real good. I love you. Always have when we started off as best friends, when we first started dating, and i always will now that we're one step closer to being wives. ('Sniff') I can't begin to describe how eternally blessed I am for that. ('Sniff') And I don't ever want you to think I've gotten tired of helping you out with your inner struggles, cause I'm NOT! I love being your #1 supporter, your cheerleader, your confidant, your partner in crime and ESPECIALLY in romance, and will I love more than anything to be married to the strongest woman to ever carry my very beating heart!~ ('Sniff') And trust and believe me that I still have tons of more love and affection left to give you and I refuse to stop anytime soon- ('Sniff') Mrs. Takamaki~
Crowd: AWWWWWWWWWWW!~
Shiho: (Starts Building Up Even More Tears on her Eyes) A-Ann-Bear....('Sniff') (Quickly Turns to Dedede) Uncle Dedede, please tell me you're ready to make this all official already!!~
Dedede: Yeah!- (Wiping the Tears From his Eyes) ('Sniff') It's time. Rings front and center please!
Pit carefully walks over to the middle and Presents the two couples their respective rings on a small, purple pillow.
Dedede: (Turns to Makoto and Shiho) Now ladies, do y'all take these two to be your lawfully wedded partners? To love, nurture, and take care of in sickness and health, till death do you part?
Makoto/Shiho: (Smiles as They Put Their Rings Onto Their Respective Partners' Fingers) We do~
Dedede: (Turns to Ren and Ann) And Ren amd Ann, do y'all takes these ladies to be your lawfully wedded-
Ann: (Starts Hopping Up and Down Excitedly) I do I do I do I do I DOOOOOOOOO!~
Crowd: (Starts Laughing Again)
Ren: (Starts Snickering into Laughter as He Points at Ann Next to Him) What she said~
Lucas: (Giggles Softly) Oho Big Sis~
Ryuji: (Playfully Whispers to Lucas) Told ya she's the biggest dork outta all of us~
Dedede: That was way too many I do's. (Shrugs) But anyways- (Spreading his Arms Out Wide) BY THE POWER INVESTED ME! And all is good in the King Dedede's Chruch! I now pronounced ya- ('Clicks Teeth') What the hell? Again!?
Omega holds the 'Applaud' sign as everyone outside begins ti cheer and whistle in rejoice at the two couples finally begun to kiss one another on the lips, very passionately, much to the pastor's slight annoyance..
Dedede: (Slouches his Arms Down in a Deadpinned State) Would it kill any of y'all finish my speech first? Damn!
Both Amimayas and Takamakis stop what they were doing before they all started apologizing to their Uncle Dedede all at once.
Dedede: Nahhhh- Forget it. Y'all already made it official when ya lock lips. (Closes the Bible Before Pointing at Lavenza) Take us home, choir!
Escargoon: You got it! (Stares Conducting his Choir Again) One, two, three!
Lavenza: (Starts Singing Again as The Band Plays Right on Cue) Dame da neeee~ Dame yo~ Dame- Na no yo~
Choir: (Starts Singing in the Background) Woooooo Oooooh~
Lavenza: Anta ga~ Sukideee~ Suki~ Sugite~
As Lavenza and the choir continues to sing their hearts out, the two now officially married couples kiss one another once more before happily follow both their briadmaids and groomen back down towards the beginning side of the alter together.
Upon doing so, Shiho throws a bouquet of white flowers up high for the crowd of ladies to catch behind her. Many has tried to get close until Leona runs in, leaps over the crowd, and successfully catches it before Shingo sides down on his face and catches her in the neck of time. Two begins to stare an adorable eskimo kiss with one another to their success until Mary stares down at them with her arms crossed and eyebrow raised.....At least for a few seconds before happily nodded to them in approval, much to their relief and gladness.
Makoto throws the second and last bouquet pf flowers up in air. Try as the crowd might, surprisingly, Mewtwo was able to catch it midair before teleporting his way straight to Vivian at the mid distance. The very moment he gives her the flowers, the Shadow Shifter leaps over and procceds to cuddle and kiss her boyfriend all over, successfully furthering Zelda's excitement from the background.
But with that said and done everyone eventually retreated back to the main center where wedding after party could finally begin.
Mini Fanfic #1349: Best. Movie Premiere Everrrrr!!☆☆☆♡ (SSBU X Sonic X Star Fox)
Omega: Warning: The following introductory and beyond to tonight's special event contains a heavy amount of pure excitement, jumping, hyperfixation, and lots and lots of unadulterated screaming and emotional crying to boot. Viewer's discretion is advised.
Chris Koopa: (Standing in Front of the Camera, Inside the Smash Theatres' Main Concession Room with a Big Smile on his Face) What is Good in the Neigh-Bor-HOOD, Everybody! This is Chris J. Koopa from Smash News Channel here, coming to you LIVE at the Smash Theatres where the World Premiere of the latest Super Mario Galaxy Movie has now ended and each and all the fans: old and new are now here eager to share every exhilarating, nail-biting, and all around joyful moments this film had offer tonight- Ooh! (Sees Pit, Sora, Zelda,Tails, Coco, and Futaba Walking Over to Him, All with Genuine Stunned Looks in Their Eyes) And here comes a few our first interviewers for the evening!‐ (Forms a More Cheeky Grin at the Longhaired Redhead Specifically) Including a familiar face from way back~ (Cafefully Leans his Mic Close to Futaba's Face) Got anything to share, Futaba, isn't it?
Futaba: Yeah, yeah, we have PLENTY of things o say, but first things first- (Turns to her Friends Behind Her) Just like we practiced on our way over here, people!
Pit/Sora/Zelda/Tails/Coco: (Simply Nodded to Futaba's Command) Right!
Futaba: Breathe in.
The gang follows Futaba's lead by steadily inhale their respective breaths in.......
Futaba: And breathe out.
......Before exhaling them out, right on cue.
Futaba: One more time! In.....
Gang: (Inhales Their Breaths.....)
Futaba: Annnd.....('Sighs Heavily') Ouuuut.
As the crew finish off their second and final breathing session for the night, pure, unadulterated excitement begins to break loose as they all scream, hopping up and down in place while completely geeking out, walking around in circles trying to contemplate every cool, memorable moment that happened in the film without having their minds blown with little to no prevail, and in Pit's case, got down on both knees and thank his Beautiful Goddess Mom, Lady Palutena that the movie turned out phenomenal from beginning, middle, and end for a whopping fifteen and one quarter minutes before collectively passing out on the red carpet floor while sighing in completely relief on how satisfyingly hyped the entire experience was for all four our lovable dorks.
...All while their respective love ones watched the whole specticale go down on the sidelines with somewhat different reactions all around.
Kairi/Vivian: (Seem Giggling Among Themselves)
Owain: Huh. (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Is it me or this is exactly how I expected this all would go down?
Riku: (Simply Shrugs) I expected this from a mile away.
Yusuke: It was a remarkably dead giveaway given this Futaba's the one leading the pack.
Mewtwo: Even the setup of that display was telling.
Viridi: Painfully so. (Smiles Softly) Still, I'm really happy for our nerdy dorks right now~
Riku: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah.
Yusuke: (Smiles Softly) Oh absolutely.
Mewtwo: It'd be cruel not to.
Owain: (Smiles Brightly) God bless the Super Mario Galaxy Movie! (Turns to the Chris Koopa Still Interviewing the Worned Out Geeks) You as well, Mr. News Reporter!
The camera quickly ponders Back to Chris Koopa happily giving Owain a thumbs up in return.
Chris Koopa: Many thanks obliged, Odin the Dark!
Owain: Ha-HAA!
The news channel then begins to play bits of most of the movie's trailer before coming back to the seperate interviews shortly after.
Bowser/Bowser Jr.: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!! (Shares an Hardy, Evil Laugh Together Shortly After)
Bowser: Well done, son, you're a natural!
Bowser Jr.: Same to you too, dad!~
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly at the Wholesome Father-Son Moment) I take it you boys really liked the sequel in there.
Bowser: (Smiles Brightly While Being Interviewed with Jr.) Are you kidding? The sequel was HELLA PHENOMENAL! For only two things: My boy's eole in holding the evil fort down with great passion and terror- (Gently Ruffles the Top of a Now Giggling Je's Hair Before Putting on an Evil Grin on his Face) And for once again, showcasing how tough, cunning, utterly terrifying I can be, especially on my more worst days!- BWAHAHAHAHAAA!....(Went Back to Smiling Normally Again) And it's all thanks to Jack Black's amazing performance. Again.
Ridley: (In the Background Along with Sephiroth amd Pichu) Movie Bowser over the original everyday of the week!
The Fellas: Mmhm./ Pichu!~
Bowser: Yeah, I- (Eyes Suddenly Widens) Wait, what!? (Immediately Glares at his Villain Friends in the Back) No way you guys think he's better than me! He has WORST luck with his Peach than I do with ours'!
Sephiroth: (Seen Sporting a Nice Grey Suit While Having Pichu on a Chest Pouch) True, though given everything we've seen of him up to this point, I see no reason he couldn't have better luck with any other woman at ease.
Pichu: Pi.
Bowser: ('Scoffs') Please, I can get any pretty lady I see to fall for me in an instant. (Sees a Lady Wearing a Purple Hooded Onesies Walking By While on her Phone) Watch and observe. (Starts Following the Lady Behind Her with Flirtatious S.irk on his Face) Excuse me there, cute miss, I couldn't help but noti-
Juri: Not in your life, lizard breath. Screw off.
One nonchalant rejection was more than enough to make the King Koopa stop dead in his tracks, completely shattered and in disbelief
Chris Koopa: (Watched the Whole Thing Went Down Along with Jr.) Wow.
Jr.: She didn't catch a single glance at him or anything.
Ridley: (Burst Out Laughing in the Background)
Sephiroth: Well, at least something else happened in an instant.
Pichu: (Happily Looks Up at his Father) Pi-Pichu!~
Sephiroth: (Chuckles Lightly and Evilly) Yes, my son, both his fragile heart AND ego did shattered in a more miserable state.
Bowser: (Starts Growling Rolling Up the Sleeves of his White Suit at a Fellow Farher-Son Duo) Laugh at me, will you!? (Marches Over to Ridley) Come here, Bird Brain!
Ridley: Hey, I ain't just any bird, I'm a- Ack-Ack-Acccck! (Getting Chocked Bart Simpson Style by Bowser)
Chris Koopa: Uhh- (Quickly Turns his Attention to Bowser's Youngest Son) J-Jr.! I can tell you've been anticipating this night since they've first shown what you would sound and look like from the first few trailers. How does it feel to finally see all of that come together in the movie and onward?
Jr: (Forms a Satisfied Grin While Having Both of his Arms Behind the Back of his Head) Freakin' sick! I get to see movie me do a lot of big evil schemes on my own, use my trusty Magicbrush AND the Super Wonder powers to kick a whole lotta butt, and he get to do it all while fighting along with movie dad by his side and it's- (Starts Tearing Up a Bit) ('Sniff') Really beautiful to see, man....
Toon Link: (Chuckles While Points at Jr While Standing Next to Ness) Yoho! Jr's crying right now?
Ness: Considering how extremely good his movie counterpart was in there, I can't say I'm too surprised by this outcome.
Jr: (Immediately Glares at the Rwo Boys) SHUDDUP!! I'm not the one crying here, YOU BOZOS ARE!!
Sage: (Teleports Right by Jr's Side Gently Patting his Shoulder) There, there, Jr, it's alright. (Using her Hankercief to Carefully Dry Jr's Tears Away) There's nothing inherently wrong with getting emotional over such an otherwise phenomenal performance. I personally couldn't tell the difference between you two in there.
Jr: ('Sniff') (Turns to Sage) You really think I'm just as cool as movie me?
Sage: (Smiles Softly) Of course I do. (Spread her Arms Wide Open) Would a hug and kiss help make you feel better?
Jr: (Starts Blushing a Bit and Turninghis Head Away a Little) I-If it's no trouble for you at all...
Sage: (Happily Hugs her Best Friend) None whatsoever. (Starts Kissing Jr on the Cheek)
Jr: (Chuckles Ticklishly by Sage's Affections) You're the best, Sage, I love you!~
Sage: (Giggles Softly) I love you too, Jr~
Chris Koopa/Few Crowd: Awww~
Jr: SHUT UP! (Clears his Throat Before Continuing the Interview) But yeah, the movie was great! It sucks that none of my brothers or sister were in it though.
Kumatora: Tell me about it.
The camera panders over to Kumatora wearing a sleeveless light blue dress and Ludwig sporting a long blue trench coat a golden dress shirt, red scarf stuffed in he chest region, and a light pants, standing over at the sidelines the whole time.
Kumatora: (Hugs her Boyfriend's Arm) I've been wanting see my handsome boi on the big screen for ages, it sucks!~
Ludwig: (Gives Kumatora a Reassuring yet Sheepish Smile on his Face) I'm sure I'll have my chance to shine in the third movie, hopefully.
Kumatora: (Starts Puffing her Cheeks Out While Pouting) ('Hmph') You better be in the next one or I'mma be pissed.
Ludwig: (Chuckles Lightly at How Cute his Girlfriend is Acting) I will, but just settle with the real me for now- (Gives Kuma a Big Kiss on the Cheek) Will you?~
Kumatora: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as She Starts Hugging Ludwig's Whole Body) Always~
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly) I take it you two enjoyed the movie as well?
Kumatora: (Smiles Brightly at the the News Reporter and the Camera in Front of Her and Luddy) Oh yeah, it was awesome from start to finish, aside from not seeing my boyfriend in it
Ludwig: (Starts Nodding in Agreement) Yes and while the story and it's pacing leaves a lot to be desired in compared to the last movie, I still had a great time with it regardless.
Chris Koopa: Good. (Starts Looking Around the Area) I'm surprised to see your jerk of a brother is nowhere to be seen tonight.
Ludwig: That's because him and his entire football received detention for skipping biology class the other day to see that new Anaconda movie.
Chris Koopa: That one movie Jack Black's also starred in?
Ludwig/Kumatora: Yup./Mhmm.
Meanwhile at the Smash Academy: Detention Center......
Roy: (Casually Sitting at his Desk) It was hella worth it!
Football Team Full of Chucksters: (Sharing High Fives With Roy and Among One Another) Yea-Heah!/Absolutely!/Oh for sho!/Uh-Huh!/ Super worth it!/Mhmm.
Chris Koopa: (Interviews Yoshi Next) Sp how's it feel to seeing your movie counterpart play a major role on the big screen?
Yoshi: (Smiles Brightly) Ah man, it was sight to behold for sure. The big guy felt like he was part of the Mario Bros team already with how much charisma and charm he has and all the times he came in clutch throughout the runtime of the flim. ('Sigh') God, and don't even get me started on how incredible Donald Glover, of all people, made me sound....
Chris Koopa: Right!? To this day, it still surprised me how he was the one who was voicing him the whole time.
Yoshi: Exactly! He makes him more alive, fun, and...a lot cuter than I thought he would be.
Daisy: (Chimes into the Interview Wearing a Long Orange Dress) Yeah, he's a cutie already-(Hugs her Son On One Side) Buuut your dad and I still you're the cutest there is~
Yoshi: ('Scoffs') Please. Like I can be more cuter in comparison-
Luigi: (Happily Hugs his Son om the Other Side) Who's the most cutest, more bestest dino-son in the whole wide world?~ (Gently Pokes on Yoshi's White Cheek) You are~ (Starts Nuzzle his Cheek with Yoshi's a Bit) Yes you are!~ (Gives Yoshi's Cheek a Three Kisses)
Crowd: Awwwww~
Yoshi: (Glares at Luigi While Blushing) D-Dad! Don't do that in public!....(Turns Away While Pouting) And I'm your ONLY dino-son, no one else.
Daisy: (Starts Snickering) My jelly baby~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) I'm sorry, son. Your movie counterpart was so cute and brave, he reminds me a lot of you. I needed to show how much I love you so~
Yoshi: ('Sigh') You know what I need when I'm surrounded by a lot of love and affection? Refreshments. Which I'm gonna get for us right now-
Daisy: (Stops Yoshi From Moving a Single Step with a Motherly Glare in her Eyes) Ohh no you don't! You're still on punishment, remember?
Luigi: (Holding onto Yoshi Alongside Daisy with a Fatherly Glare of his Own) You're not allowed to leave our side until wedding day is over!
Yoshi: Guys- (Points his Parents Over to the Soda Fountain at the Other Side of the Room) The refreshments are right over there, I can walk there and come right back no problem.
Lilith: (Happily Raises Her Hand Up While Sporting a Pink Silk Dress and a Bright Red Jacket) I'll get us all refreshments!~
Yoshi: ('Sigh') That also works too I guess. Thanks, Auntie Lili.
Lilith: No problem!~ (Happily Waves Over to Yoshi) I'd do anything for you, my sweetheart of a dinosaur you~ (Starts Kissing on Yoshi's Big Nose Before Walking Off) BRB!~
Daisy: Be careful over there, Lili!~
Luigi: We love you!~
Lilith: (From a Mid to Far Distance) I LOVE YOU FREAKIN' MORE!!~
Chris Koopa: (Watches Lilith Walking Away with a Bit of Widened Eyes) Was that really THE Lilith Aensland, that walked by just now?....
Yoshi: (Happily Nodded) Yep. One of my very own aunties.
Luigi: ('Sighs Dreamingly') And Daisy and my girlfriend~
Daisy: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Ain't she preeeetty?~
Chris Koopa: You kidding? She's one of the most gorgeous runway models in the industry~ (Starts Looking Around a Bit) Is her sister here as well?
Daisy: Oh yeah. She's with her man right over there. (Points Chris to Morrigan Happily Feeding her King Dedede Some Hot Wings in the Far Distance)
Chris Koopa: My God. This really might my biggest break yet...(Notices the Camera is Still Rolling) U-Uh anyways! (Quickly Turns to Luigi) Luigi! How does it feel to see your movie counterpart fight alongside your brother rather than being a damsel in distress for the majority of the last movie?
Luigi: (Smiles Brightly) Amazing! I'd always hope for Mario and I to have plenty of adventures together with Yoshi tagging along the way and this sequel definitely doesn't disappoint on that front. I don't think i could even tell you which moments are my favorites- (Eyes Begins to Sparkle) I look so cool in all of them~
Daisy: (Smirks Seductively at Luigi) Don't forget handsome as well, Sweetie~ (Wraps her Arm Around her Man's Shoulders) My baby's so sweet and good looking, he makes any guy and girl fall for him in an instant~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly) I wouldn't exactly say I have THAT an effect on people, dear~
Daisy: Oh don't be modest, Weeg!~ You know as well as I do that it's the honest truth~
?????: Gotta concur with Mayflower here, Weeg.
The camera panders over to Samus, Chun-Li, Tifa, and Cloud standing together on the sidelines smiling and smirking seductively at the green plumber in particular.
Samus: You are SUCH a major heart throb to each and everyone of us here and you know it~
Ladies/Cloud: Mmmmhmmmm~
Luigi: (Smiles Sheepishly at the Now Shocked News Reporter) D-Did I forget to mention I have my very own harem now?~
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) I'm the harem's first lady!~
Lilith: (Happily Walks By While Carrying All the Refreshments She Could Carry) I'm it's Mascot!~ (Happily Hand Yoshi a Cup of Soda) An orange soda for our sweetest dino baby~
Yoshi: Thanks, Auntie Lili.
Chris Koopa: (Slowly Turns Back to Luigi) Y-You have your own harem....With all of them- E-Even Cloud?
Cloud blows a kiss towards Luigi's direction.
Luigi: ('Sighs Dreamingly') Especially Cloud~ My very own boyfriend~
Chris Koopa: You....have got to be the most luckiest man alive right now.
Yoshi: Pretty sure it's the other way around honestly. (Smiles Softly) I'm happy for them either way.
Chris Koopa: (Interviews Omega Next) Omega, look at you! You're wearing some of movie's merc! And have a few more in tact! (Chuckles Lightly amd Slowly Before Frowning Nervously) You're not uh....Planning on destroying them right now, are you?
Omega: Negative. The movie itself was far too enjoyable for me to do something as pointless as that.
Chris Koopa: (Let's Out a Pure Sigh of Relief) Oh, Thank Palutena....
Palutena: (In the Distance) You're Welcome, 'Hon!!~
Omega: Instead, I am giving the rest of these souvenirs to three of my robotic brotherens- (Presents His Best Friend Rolling his Way to the Interview) R.O.B.
Chris Koopa: (Smiles Brightly) Ah, there's the robot of the hour! (Lowers the Mic Towards R.O.B's Face) What do you think of your movie counterparts performance tonight?
R.O.B: (Happily Claps his Robot Hands in Rapid Speed)
Omega: (Smiles Brightly at his Best Friend) 105.4% of excitement is detected on this one. Anyways, next, will be my trusty sidekick in tiny arms, Astro Bot.
Astro Bot climbs himself onto Omega's head while wearing a yellow cape and having a big smile on his face.
Omega: And lastly, the new addition to the robotics crew- (Presents his New Friend Hanging onto his Back the Whole Time) F.L.U.D.D.
F.LU.D.D: Greetings, one and all.
Chris Koopa: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) No way. You got FLUDD up in here too!?
F.L.U.D.D: Correct. And while my time here at the movies was satisfactorily for the most part, it pains me to realize that I am not present anywhere in the latest Mario Galaxy Movie.
Omega: (Turns to his New Friend) Your absence may be unfortunate, but your legacy as one of Mario's greatest partners will continue to live on within people's hearts and souls. (Gently Pats on Top of FLUDD's Head) Your time of recognition and spotlight in the future movie titles, will come soon tuition enough, that I swear.
F.LU.D.D: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness) Very well. Thank you, my friend, for it is your words that has now inspired me to keep looking forward to a better tomorrow.
??????/?????: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!~
The camera panders towards to fellow G.U.N Agents, Rouge and Topaz, gushing over their E-Series son's interactions with his robot friends, much to his annoyance..
Rouge: Our baby has robot friends~
Topaz: And he's motivates them too?~ That's so sweet!~
Omega: (Facepalms Himself While Groaning)
Chris Koopa: (Smiles Sheepishly) I take it those two are moms of yours?
Omega: Affirmative.
Rouge: ('Clears Throat')
Omega: They're also two more people that I will be giving the rest of the souvenirs to-
Topaz: ('Clears Throat')
Omega: ('Sigh') And they are the two moms I will forever love and cherish with my entire life.
Rouge/Topaz: (Hearts Melting in Pure Happiness) We love you too, Omega!!~
Topaz: Now and forever more!!~
Rouge: (Starts Blowing Kisses Towards Omega)
Omega: ('Ugggh')
Chris Koopa: (Starts Snickering a Bit) A little too much to handle, aren't they?
Omega: You don't know the half of it.
Rouge: We heard that, mister!!
Topaz: Don't you go bad-mouthing us on live natuonal television, young man!
Chris Koopa: (Happily Waves at Fox to Get his Attention) Yooo Fox! Over here!! (Sees Fox Approaching Him) It's about time you show up here. I was afraid you might've went home already.
Fox: (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head) Sorry to keep you waiting. I would've gotten here a lot sooner-
?????: Foxyyyy!~
The camera panders to Fox's girlfriend, Krystal, making her way to the Interview with a sexy-like walk, while Falco and half the DKR crew (Diddy, Banjo, Kazooie, Dixie, Timber, and Pipsy) follows behind her, all dressed in Fox's related merchandises.
Krystal: Don't tell us you're about to start an interview without us!~
Fox: ('Sigh') If I wasn't looking after my own fan club...
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly) Neat. (Turns the Mic Over to Krystal) So I take you're the club's leader, miss?
Krystal: (Happily Nodded) That's right!~ There's nothing that brings me more joy right now than to become the love of my life's biggest cheerleader alongside his friends and family.
Star Fox's Club: (Cheers in Rejoice)
Falco: Alright, people! (Chimes his Way into the Interview While Wearing Shades) Make room for the club's Vice President, Fox's ACTUAL best friend, and the best Ace Pilot of the whole team right here, will ya?
Krystal: (Rolls her Eyes) No reason for you to brag tonight, Falco.
Falco: I know. (Lowers his Shades Down with a Bit of a Smug Smirk on his Face) Just a sucker for a little limelight is all.
Krystal: (Sighs While Pinching the Bridge of her Nose a Bit)
Fox: (Moves the Mic Back to Him) Anyways, you were wondering if I like my portrayal in the movie, right? I like it. A lot more than I thought I would actually.
Chris Koopa: (Smiles Brightly) Great, cuz that's honestly one of my favorite highlights of the film by far.
Banjo: (Happily Raises his Hand) Mines too!
Diddy: (Chuckles Lightly at Banjo) You and us all, bud!
Timber: You got that right, mate!
Pipsy/Dixie: Yep!~/Mmhmm~
Kazooie: (Casually Shrugs) I guess it wasn't too bad.
Falco: Yeah, it was incredible to watch through, I'll give it that. (Wraps his Arm Around his Best Friend's Shoulder) But can you actually believe this poor sap thought he was only getting a cameo role at first?
Fox: Can you blame me? This a Mario Movie, not Star Fox!
Krystal: (Happily Hugs her Boyfriend's Arm) And yet here you a part of the main cast~ That has to be something to at least worth celebrating for, don't you think, my handsome boy?~ (Starts Kissing Fox's Cheek)
Fox: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Yeah, it was it was a treat to behold, I must admit. But I dunno- I still feel like it's something I truly don't deserve in retrospect, you know?
?????: Is that right?
Everyone gasps as the camera then panders towards the founding member of Star Fox as well as Fox's mentor and father figure, Peppy Hare.
Peppy: Do you really think someone as courageous and resilient as you don't deserve this kind of recognition? Someone who manages to end all wars and enemy forces all by himself at his own request? Someone who even at his very lowest point in hus life, still manages to pull himself back together and accomplished all the incredible things his father would be very proud of if he was still here right now? Cause I for one, disagree wholeheartedly and believe that you are more than deserving to be in that movie as Mario and co. (Turns to Fox's Fan Club) Don't you all agree?
Fox's Fan Club: Of course!/Yeah, mate/When you're right, you're right/Mhmm.
Falco: (Smirks at Peppy) Good to know you still have an ounce of wisdom in ya these days, you old coot.
Peppy: (Casually Shrugs) I just said what needed to be said. Nothing to it than that really.
Fox: Why do you always do this to me?
Peppy: Hm? (Turns to See Fox Glaring at Him)
Fox: (Starts Tearing Up) Why do you always find a way to say the most sincere, heartfelt things to someone undeserving as me? I don't get it.
Fox's Fan Club: ('Gasps')
Kazooie: You can't be serious right now.
Krystal: (Couldn't Believe What She Just Heard Along with Falco) Fox James McCloud!
Falco: The hell you mean you're undeserving!?
Peppy: I always say what comes in my mind out loud, you know that. (Gently Grabs Hold of Fox's Hand) And I didn't say all of that out of obligation or anything of the sort- (Gives Fox a Soft, Reassuring Smile on his Face) I did it because you mean much more to me than you think I do. I love you, son. Now and always.
As Peppy gives him a loving hug, Fox meanwhile is now too broken up with emotions that he's having a hard time to compose himself properly while wiping the overflowing tears from his eyes.
Falco: Oh boy- I've seen this way too many times before. C'mere, you big baby. (Hugs Fox as Well) Tonight is your night, bud. You've earned this.
Krystal: (Hugs and Snuggles onto Fox) Never ever doubt that, my love, please~
Fox's Fan Club: Yeah, Fox!/It's okay~/We love you a lot, buddy.
Samus: (Rushes Over to the Interview) I heard my fluffy boi's crying. Is it too late to join the hugfest?
Krystal: (Happily Shakes her Head) The more is always the merrier, love.
Samus: (Simply Nodded to Krystal) Thanks. (Joins in on the Fox Hugfest) Hey, Foxy~ Feeling a little emotional today?
Fox: (Nods his Head to Samus)
Samus: You feel like something you don't deserve?
Fox: ........
Samus: Foxxxx.......
Peppy: Be honest with us now.
Fox: (Reluctantly Nods hus Head)
Peppy: ('Sigh') The stubbornness of that boy....
Samus: Tell me about it. You should be happy and proud to have this opportunity of a lifetime. (Smiles Softly) I know I am and I also know that no matter what, we'll always be proud of you. (Gives Fox a Big Kiss on Top of his Head)
And just like that, Fox finally begins to burst out crying in the arms of many of his friends and family more than willing to comfort him on live television.
Falco: There ya go. Let it all out already.
Krystal: We love you so much, Fox!!~
Chris Koopa: (Moved by the Whole Thing) That got to be most beautiful encounter to an interview I've witnessed in all my life. ('Sniff') Oh god- Can someone get me some tissue up in here!?
Wolf: (Walks by the Shot, Clearly Annoyed) ('Tch') Bunch of pansies.
Both Sonic & Hat Kid turns over to their bug brother, Shadow, dressed in Mario's red and blue overalls, awaiting for him to chime in on their cheers, much to his somewhat displeasure.
Shadow: ('Sighs in Defeat') Wowie Zowie.
Trio: LET'S-A-GOOOO! MARIO GALAXY!!
Hat Kid: (Jumps Up into the Air and Scream Out.....) WA-HOOOO!!~ (Falls and Let Shadow Catches Her)
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly While Applauding the Trio's Little Performance) Bravo! All three of you! Though, I'm kind of surprised you went along with this, Shadow. Figured you'd warped yourself out of here by now.
Shadow: (Shrugs) I left the Emeralds back home. Even if I thought of escaping beforehand, these two would still annoy the hell out of me to do this anyways.
Sonic: (Forms a Cheeky Grin on his Face) We're persistent like that. (Snickers a Bit) Even more so on my end.
Hat Kid: (Smiles Brightly) I'm too lovable to be ignored!~
Shadow: (Turns to Hat Kid) That you are. (Kisses his Little Sister on the Cheek)
Hat Kid: (Giggles Softly While Hugging Shadow)
Chris Koopa: Okay, Cuteness Overload aside, how did you three enjoyed the sequel tonight?
Sonic: ('Whistle') That sequel was tight! From start to finish, I loved it!
Hat Kid: (Happily Raises Her Hand While in Shadow's Arms) I loved it too!!~
Shadow: Despite it's lack of story and mishandled pacing, I still find myself enjoying it a little more than the first one to be honest.
Sonic: (Turns to Shadow) Yeah, it definitely blows the first one right outta water with how fun it is in comparison.
Hat Kid: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mmhmm~
Sonic: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) I think the one thing I didn't like about the sequel is that one scene of movie dad wanting to give mom a handshake instead of accepting a legitimate hug.
Shadow: (Raises an Eyebrow at Sonic) Seriously? That's the only thing you don't like about it?
Sonic: Hey, you were cringing along with the rest of us when that happened, Faker.
Hat Kid: (Nods While Pouting at Shadow)
Shadow: ('Sighs in Defeat') True. It was dreadful to seat through.
Flashback to the Movie Room
Movie Screen: A handshake?.....Thought it would be cool! I mean, just thought it would be cool.
It was at this moment the trio along with everyone else in the room, proceeds to facepalm themselves one by one at how painful that scene in particular was to them.
Mario: Momma Mia- Just ACCEPT HER HUG ALREADY!!
Peach: YOU STUPID, HANDSOME PLUMBER YOU!!!
End of Flashback
Chris Koopa: (Bursts Out Laughing) I should've known your own parents would take the most offense to thathahahahaha! (Wipes a Single Tear From his Eye While Calming Himself Down a Bit) Say, where are they anyways?
Sonic: Right over there. (Points Chris to Mario and Peach Happily Snuggling and Sharing an Eskimo Kiss In Each Other's Arms) They've been like this before we even got into the theater, it's adorable.
Chris Koopa: Right? Makes no sense why the m the internet still thinks they're just friends after all that.
Shadow: (Shrugs Again) You're guess is as good as ours at this point. But I suppose ignorance is bliss for most of these people.
Hat Kid: (Crosses her Arms While Still Pouting) They're stupid.
Shadow: (Snickers a Bit) Yes, little sister, they are, indeed stupid people.
Hat Kid looks up at Shadow with a big grin on her face..
???: Oh Sooooooonic!~
The camera then panders over to Amy Rose, sporting Daisy's light orange princess dress, staring at Sonic with a very seductive smirk on her face.
Amy: (Starts Moving her Finger Back in a Seductive Manner) Why won't you be a dear and let your princess give you some royal kisses now, hmm?~
Sonic: (Smiles Brightly at his Princess in Orange) In a minute! Just let me stretch first, yeah? (Starts Stretching Out his Arms and Legs) You can never live without 'em.
Chris Koopa: You know, it kinda astounds me how you've been embracing Amy's love these days rather than just running from her in the past.
Shadow: Now that you mentioned it- (Turns to Sonic) Why did you used to run from her back then?
Sonic: I thought she was too much for me at first, especially with the whole marriage fiasco. But after we had our very first date together, I started warming up to her romantic tendencies. The hugs, kisses, cuddling, hand holding...That girl knows how to make romance as a whole feel so....special and sweet that it makes me even more glad and thankful that I get to experience it all with her overtime. So whenever she wants to give me some loving, I'll be right here, ready for her. (Takes a Deep Breath Before Getting Himself Ready) Alright, Ames, I'm through stretching no- Woah! (Immediately Gets Pulled into a Loving Hug and Kissing Session)
Amy: Did you- ('Mwah') Really think- ('Mwah') You could go- ('Mwah') The WHOLE evening- ('Mwah') Without receiving- ('Mwah') Any of my kisses- ('Mwah') Sonic the Hedgehog!~ ('Mwah Mwah Mmmmwah')
Sonic: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Naah!~ I was expecting this to happen sooner or later. I'm just happy not to wait anymore, you know?
Amy: Me too!~ ('Mwah') Better get comfortable cause I don't plan on stopping anytime soon~
Sonic: Not even for one interview?
Amy: Nope! I'll pass. Kissy-Time's more important to me right now!!~ (Continues Kissing her Darling Sonic)
Chris Koopa: (Watches the One Sided Kiss Session Along with Shadow and Hat Kid) Kissy-Time?
Shadow: Of course she would make up something so absurd. (Felt Hat Kid Pulling on his Sleeve a Bit) Hm? What's the matter, little sister?
Hat Kid: (Points at Shadow's Cheek Before Puckering Up her Lips a Bit)
Shadow: (Sighs the Very Moment He Realizes What Hat Kid Is Trying to Tell Him) You wanna kiss my cheek right now, on national live television, do you?
Hat Kid: (Starts Nodding her Head with The Cutest Smile on her Face)
Shadow: ('Sighs in Defeat') Figures. Alright, do your worst.
Hat Kid: (Starts Rapidly Kissing Shadow's Cheek Before Pausing Herself For a Second and Hugging Him) My hero!~ (Resumes Back to her Kissy Time)
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly at Shadow) D'awww,~ She loves you a lot~
Shadow: ('Hmph') Of course she does. She is my precious little sister. I love her just as much as I love the rest of my family- (Starts Blushing a Bit) No matter how affectionate they get over time-
Peach: (Let's Out a Loud Gasps In the Background) Hat Kid Marie! How could you give your brother some kisses and not invite your father and I?~
Mario: (Smiles Brightly) I'm sure he's been awaiting for us to come by any minute now.
Peach: (Smiles as Well) I bet he is!~ (Starts Running Over to her Two Kids with Mario Following Behind) MOMMY AND DADDY ARE COMING, SHADOW BABY!~
Hat Kid: Yayyyy!~
Shadow: (Eyes Widened in Horror) Mother, father, no, NOT ON LIVE TELEVISION-
Mario and Peach joins in on the Shadow kiss fest on national live television.
Chris Koopa: And now last but certainly not least, we finally reached our last two interviews for tonight. The two main ladies in the sequel themselves: Princess Peach & Rosalina. What did you two think of the movie this evening?
Peach: (Happily Clasps her Hands Together as She Speaks into the Mic) Oh Chris, it was such a wonderful experience!~ The music. atmosphere, our movie counterpart, even some of the action scenes got me on the edge of my seat on a few occasions. I love it!~
Rosalina: (Happily Nodded in Agreement with Peach) Me too, even if I didn't get much screentime as I hoped.
Daisy: You are preaching to the choir right now, Rosie. (Chimes in on the Interview Along with the Few of the Certified Moms Crew) Your counterpart was amazing on the big screen!
Bayonetta: And is just as stunning and gorgeous as the real thing~ (Winks at Rosalina)
Palutena: Don't forget motherly too~
Rosalina: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) You ladies are so sweet~ I adore the similarities we share between the two of us.
Samus: Did any of you ladies catch that twist between Peach and Rosie earlier?
Isabelle: (Happily Claps her Hands) Oh my gooooosh!~ Twist of them being- uhhh.....uhhhh...(Quickly Turns to Chris with a Sheepish Smile) E-Excuse me, Chris, is it truly safe for any of us to talk about a few spoilers right now?
Chris Koopa: (Simply Nodded to Isabelle) Oh yeah, it's fine. We already have our edit team bleeping them out on standby.
Isabelle: Oh okay, thanks. (Turns Back to the Ladies) Anyways- (Went Back to Clapping her Hands) You two being SISTERS THE WHOLE TIME was such a sweet twist to behold!!~
Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Right!? That's like the ONE twist that actually caught me off guard so far!
Palutena: Same!~ Wait- (Turns to Peach and Rosalina) ARE you two actually sisters in real life!?
Rosalina: No, I seemed to recall being an only child growing up.
Peach: Yeah, I'm the only baby in my family too.
The Moms: (Gets Disappointed a Bit) Oh.
Rosalina: (Puts on a Soft, Reassuring Smile on her Face) But that's alright. Blood-related or not, you and Peach will always be family to me, alongside my baby Lumas.
Peach: (Eyes Widens as her Heart Begins to Melt Along with the Rest of the Certified Moms) Rosie.....(Starts Tearing Up) ('Sniff') Y-You really mean that?
Rosalina: Of course I do~ We've been through so much together over the years- (Starts Tearing Up as Well) ('Sniff') How could I not think of any of you ladies and Lea as such!~
The Moms: ROSIEEEEEE!~ (Pulls Rosalina into a Tearful Group Hug) Thank youuu!~/You are such a gem, darling!~/We love you so much, girl!!~
Rosalina: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Oh girls~ ('Sniff') I love you each and everyone of you too!~ So very much!!~
Samus: (Begins to Tear Up as Well) ('Sniff') God-Damn! Why do you girls have to be so damn sweet and emotionally wholesome all the time!?
Peach: (Looks Up at Samus with Tearful Eyes) That's who we are, Sammy!~ We can't help how we feel most of the time!~
Daisy: (Pouts at Samus While in Tears) Yeah, and besides, it's not like you're any better in this equation, you know!?~
Samus: ('Sniff') That's only because you girls are too sweet for my cold to handle!!~ (Finally Joins in on the Emotional Group Hug)
Peach: Oh Sammyyyy!~ We love you tooohooo!~
Sonic: (Sighs While Watching the Whole Thing Play Put Along with Mario, Shadow, Hat Kid, and the Others) Hoo boy. They're at it again.
Shadow: On live television of all things......
Mario: (Smiles Sheepishly) It was bound to happen at some point.
Hat Kid: (Giggles Softly) Our mommies are silly~
Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) And very lovable to boot.
Sonic: Incrediblely so.
Shadow: Hm.
Peach: Sonic!~ Can you get the rest of your siblings to come over here and hug us pleeeeeease!?~
Sonic: ('Sigh') And just like that, duty calls.
Mario: (Turns to Sonic) Go easy on them, son. You know how much you all mean to world to them by now.
Sonic: The entire galaxy?
Mario: Universe, actually. But kudos for being close.
Sonic: (Snickers a Bit) Thanks, dad. (Turns to the Others) Alright, guys, let's get a move on! Our moms need us.
And so, the rest ofbthe Smash Kids & Teens follows Sonic lead into comforting each of their mother figures for tonight. Little did any of them know however, there was a certain troublemaking angel and his two girlfriends sneaking pass the whole scene entirely.
Dark Pit: Alright, stay close, you two. We're few steps closer to the soda foundation machine.
Misako: (Mouth's Already Watering in Excitement) Man, I can't wait to try out that new Starbits Slurpee all night, it's a long time coming!
Kyoko: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Same!~ (Frowns a Bit) But are you sure it's alright to go there without comforting your mommies first, Pitto-Kins?
Dark Pit: The rest of the family already had that covered, they hardly need me. Besides, they haven't notice us here yet, so-
Palutena: PITTO!~ Don't think we haven't noticed you and your girlfriends sneaking pass us over there! Quit being a nark, come over here, and give your poor mothers some loving hugs right now!!~
The Mom: PLEEEEEEEASE!!!~
Dark Pit: Damnit.
Misako: (Smirks at her Boyfriend) You were saying, babe?~ (Snickers a Bit) Also, "Nark"?
Dark Pit: ('Ugh') I don't know why she feels the need to call me that? I ain't that much of a buzzkill, am I?
Misako: Not at all. (Smirks Playfully at Pitto) You are pretty nark-worthy.
Kyoko: (Playfully Pulls on Pitto's Cheek) Our most handsomest nark in the whole wide world!~ (Gives Pitto Three Kisses and One Big Kiss on the Same Cheek She Just Pulled)
Dark Pit: (Blushes While Sighing in Defeat) Whatever. (Straightens Up his Dress Jacket as He Walks Over to his Family) Let's just get this group hug over before the moms flood the whole theater down.
Kyoko: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion While Following Pitto Behind with Misako) Wait, they can do that?
Misako: Considering all the times we've seen them cry in the past, I can see that happening.
Kyoko: Aww~ That's so precious and hazardous~
Dark Pit: It's a lot more hazardous if anything....
Chris Koopa: (Looks at the Camera as He Finishes Up the Interview) And there you have it, folks. In case you couldn't tell with all the excitement and emotional breakthroughs that has been going on so far tonight, they loved it. A lot. Its great to know that there's another movie involving two plumbers making names for themselves by risking their lives to save the day could be powerful enough to bring everyone together in open arms. That and Star Fox made his first debut on the big screen!
Falco: (On the Background) 100% earned by the way!!
Chris Koopa: (Chuckles Lightly) My thoughts exactly. But atlas, as fun as this night was, our time with you all are about to come to an end. Tune in tomorrow to morning with me and Bill for the latest news as per usual. But for now, this is Christopher J Koopa froms Smash News.....Signing off. Monthly Raise- (Pumps his Fists Up in the Air as He Walks Off the Set) Here we come!!
The news team cheers in rejoice as they properly put an end to tonight's show altogether.
Bonus
At Ann and Shiho's Apartment......
Ann/Ryuji: (Sitting on the Sofa Together, All Miserable Like).('UGGGGGGGGGGGH')
Ren: Will you two relax? Missing a movie premiere isn't gonna be the end of the world, you know?
Ryuji: (Pouts at his Best Friend Along with Ann) For any other movie, maybe. But this is Super Mario Galaxy we're talkin' about here!! We missed seeing it with the whole Smash Family tonight!!
Ann: And do you have any idea how much I wanted to dress as Momma Peach again for tonight? Now the opportunity is long gone!
Ren: ('Sigh') I know, it all sucks, but Makoto says it's crucial that all four practice our vows and rest up early for our wedding tomorrow.
Ann: ('Sighs in Defeat') Yeah, she did say that and I did promise Shiho-Kins to take it more seriously from here on out.
Ryuji: ('Sighs in Defeat') And I promised Haru to help you guys all the way too. Still, i can't believe we're THIS close to you guys getting hitched....(Smirks a Bit) Feeling nervous?~
Ann: Like hell! (Smiles Softly) But it's okay. No matter what happens, we'll get through this together.
Ren: (Smiles as Well) Like we always have. (Turns to Ann) For our soon to be wives?
Ann: For our soon to be beautiful, sexy wives!~
Ren: The sexiest wives in the world!~
Ryuji: (Gives the Duo the Deadpinned) You two want another foursome after you get married, don't you?
Ann: You know it!~ (Happily Shares a High Five with Ren)
