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•mo•20s•she/they•uk semi-popular johnlock account like ten years ago recently returned to tumblr 🫪 lover of animal crossing, house, gta v, hannibal, six feet under and a bunch of other shit

[whimsifae]

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

[miss-nerd-alert]

[cowboytunez]

me bc i can't hear shit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[interiorlulu]

So smart of me to commit to one of Wilson's striped shirts....soooo smaaaart, the smartest idiot with pencils

[foxesspringing]

House stealing Wilson's food P1

P2

S1

1x20 Nothing in s1, so have them sharing nuts (?)

S2

2x4 Stole a chip from Wilson's plate to avoid paying for something other than a salad (hiding steak)

2x6 Steals Wilson's crisps ("Is there a light that goes on when I have food?") (He also steals apple pie from Mark but Mark isn't Wilson)

2x15 Not stealing but Wilson offers him some of his dinner

Wilson's pancakes - unsure if stolen but he's got the whole tub so probably ("They're amaaazing")

Wilson's salad

Wilson's sandwhich

2x16 Wilson's orange juice (Which Wilson just takes back: slobber and all)

2x23 notices food | thwarted

twice

is given food anyway

S3

3x6 Stealing the tomatoes from Wilson's salad (Wilson also goes to stab one only to leave it, I like to think on purpose)

3x9 Steals half of Wilson's sandwich even though Wilson can't afford cafeteria food bell end

3x14 Another sandwich lost to this vicious war (returned after one bite though)

3x19 Another fry. Although Wilson did offer to get him to shut up. Also he didn't eat it during the scene.

3x20 Steals his coffee, then complains

S4

4X2 Stole Wilson's bagel (weirdly enough, the half eaten one for once?) and then threw it in his coffee

Stole more coffee

4x6 Wilson's lunch

4x12 Okay, not Wilson, but stole Amber's drink, which Wilson did nothing to stop btw and didn't even blink at. Wilson probably swapped the drink around so he had the brat contaminated one.

(Rather predictably, House's head/Wilson's heart did not have anything. Although probably for the best, House already stole Wilson's girlfriend (I do not believe this, but it is funny), he didn't need to add insult to injury by stealing his food too.)

[shurplepurpofsex]

sorry this is single handedly the funniest watch notification i have ever received

[tenderwatches]

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

[the-lady-in-progress]

Reblogging every time ^

[ilike-2-draw-blog]

I can offer this #wip of my beloved wilson,

Art has been hard to touch lately but I'll try and fall in love with it again :)

[leleonora2000]

Oklahomo

[trashcankatie]

Im really sad today so I decided to make a small compilation of Link's wheeze and it made me feel better

[medicinal-music-deactivated2021]

@staff I made u a nice meme since u aren’t listening to anything else

[free-martinis]

[khorazir]

Nine years of Sherlock … 30th October 2010 is my Sherlock Day.

By now I’ve produced over a thousand pieces of fanart, over a million words of fanfic, there’s a graphic novel coming up, two hand sewn Sherlock coats, many trips to the UK for Sherlock related events including cosplay sessions … the list goes on, and I’m still not done with the boys and their world.

I’ve made many friends in the Sherlock fandom, and would like to thank all the brilliant fanfic authors whose works have inspired many of the artworks above (you can find all my fanfic illustrations at my #fanfic tag, and those fics I particularly liked at my AO3 bookmarks), my fellow fanartists who constantly make me want to improve because they’re so good, the faithful readers who leave comments and kudos, and all my followers here and on Twitter for their support.

Those who have been following me for a while know the drill. To celebrate, I’m doing a giveaway for my followers on tumblr, twitter and wordpress, running from today until 10th November 2019, 22h GMT:

there will be three winners, picked randomly, who each may choose a Sherlock inspired item from my Storenvy shop

you must be following me, likes and reblogs both count

no giveaway blogs, I will check

I will ship anywhere, you must be comfortable with giving me your shipping address

Good luck, and thank you.

[violincameos]

[bodyglitter]

me after starting to impulse clean my room and realize halfway through that im not feeling it anymore so now im sitting in a mess that was worse than when i started

[minos8414]

[hannibalism]