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Samira: *wise life advice*

Ash: I'm sorry, I'm afraid of dogs, and when those three sausage dogs came pitter-pattering towards us I stopped listening out of fear they would be enthusiastic.

Samira: Oh my god Sally* unfriended me!!!!!

Mac: why?

Samira: Hhmm, I dunno, it could have been (goes through four reasons) oh and also I told her girlfriend that she was hot and we should make out if it wasn’t for the fact she was dating Sally.

Mac: ummmm way to bury the lead?! You hit on her girfriend, that’s probably it Samira.

Samira: but I wasn’t hitting on her! It was a COMPLIMENT geez!

Samira: Oh my god I LOVE Samira Wiley. But it also makes me sad because now I know definitively that there's another Samira out there who is hotter than me.

Luka: aww honey. That was always gonna be true.