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BAD BITCHES LIKE ME IS HARD TO COME BY. indie god. barely selective. incredibly valid. #shxddai. var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5531151"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); | var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3283493"; fhsh.src = "//freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write("");

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deadsexy:

“My word  Such language!“

“On account that I don’t actually believe I’d say a solid three. Seeing as you’re standing on my door mat.”

        Yahweh stares the man down, draws in         a breath through his nose, and raises         his fist to smash through the window         next to him.

                “I am so much more medamned valid                 than that.” By the time his hand is back                 by his side, the glass pane is whole again.                 “I am so valid! I invented valid. You don’t                 even understand valid.”

         “Now try. Again.”

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thelonesxuls.

                    “You don’t know where the nearest                      vape saloon is, do you, my boy?”

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Yahweh is always impressed with how accurately he can blow massive clouds of vape directly into stranger’s faces - but then, when is he not impressed with himself?

                          He grins broadly in reaction to the look                           he’s given. “It is my responsibility to                           create the weather, you know. Someone                           has to make clouds for all of you.”

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;like this for a starter!

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                  “-- he’s valid.”

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deadsexy:

“I’m not the person you should probably be askin’ that–”

         “It’s a simple enough question,           my boy. My friend. My buddy.”

                      “How. Fucking. Valid?”

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thats pussy babe!

       “Me damn.”

              “That’s so fucking valid.”

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                 “On a scale of one to ten --                      how valid would you say I am?”

[oraculumin-a]

{OPEN RP}

❛  I k n o w I said DOCTOR; but I’ll have you know I usually do dead people.  ❜ 

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                 Yahweh snickers lightly. “You- ah-                  you do dead people? I’m certain I                  pronounced that a sin long ago.”

[wallcrawlingpeter]

✨ o p e n ✨

“I can’t fight crime tonight, Love Actually is on TV.” 

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                     “Oh, worm?”

           Yahweh reaches out his hand in what appears to be            excited exclamation, only to bring it back to his side,            now holding a tub of popcorn. “Excellent. Your place,            or mine?” He laughs briefly. “That’s a joke of course,            because all of this ‘blessed’ Earth is mine. Obviously.”

[survivingthedemonsinside-deacti]

OPEN RP - EVE

☾ ~ ♞ ~ ☽

       ❝That was a joke, dear? I do not find that funny. Still not laughing.❞

✗ - ♛ — Ɛѵҽ — ♛ - ✗

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             “I never joke. I am only letting you               know what I need you to do for me --

                       -- and that is to give me all of                           your bee syrup right now.”

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                             It feels like an age since                              he last awakened. 

         This is not where he remembered          sleeping. Casting his eyes down at          himself, he considers the tubes in          his arms, the plastic band around his          wrist, the blue gown wrapping his          body. Perhaps someone had come          across his slumbering form and taken          him for some mortal - regardless, it           hardly matters now. What matters are          his next steps.

                                He draws in a deep breath. “Well.” He                                 could wait for a healer of some kind to                                 come visit him, he could call them in, he                                 could leave before anyone knew he had                                 awoken - but he knew only one thing                                 for sure.

                                                  “It is absolutely time to                                                    fucking do it to em.”