shy-bot

I like posting random stuff here that appeals to me. Yeah, follow me for random things if you're bored. -art blog: shy-robot-art.tumblr.com

[cappurrccino]

I cannot stress enough how much I love Ghost

[quettzals]

i dont think ive ever posted this here before but, if we dont get an emote that goes with “walk like an egyptian” for curse of osiris then whats the fucking point. why would bungie sleep on this

[boothrat]

When Sagira straight up POSSESSED my Ghost.

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The Final Resting Place of Saint-14

Reddit user /u/_Wolvhammer_ seems to have come across the body of Saint-14, who died trying to find Osiris at the Speaker’s behest. His body can be found during the Up and Up adventure. You will see a door with a tiny peep hole. Get a sniper rifle and have a look inside:

A tale that’s different from the rest: the thread unfurls against the clocks. The one the Speaker loved the best must have a perfect paradox.

I never found Osiris, but I’ve killed enough Vex to end a war. And they, in turn, struck a fatal blow: they completed a Mind with the sole function to drain the Light from me. It worked very well.

Don’t worry (not that you worry much). It took them centuries to build, keyed to the unique frequency of my Light. And I sit atop its shattered husk.

I mourn that I will never reach the heights you have. To me, you represent everything a Guardian can become. Yours is a thriving City. So different from mine. My whole fourteenth life I fought to make my City yours. I never finished.

All I have left is this weapon. The Cryptarchs say you crafted it yourself, built it out of scraps and Light and sheer will, inside the Infinite Forge. I’ll make sure it finds its way back to you. When you gave it to me, I swore I would make it my duty to follow your example.

I’m still trying.

—Saint-14 (”Perfect Paradox” exotic description, Destiny 2)

[cappurrccino]

I saw ur video and I am so distraught by Osiris' appearance. hHe looks like a partially shaven Santa Claus. He even has the chubby cheeks.

“partially shaven Santa Claus” I’m dying 

But also… now that you’ve indirectly mentioned it… how do you think Santa can make it to everyone’s house in a single night if there’s not Vex tech involved???

[myssthyss]

Shaxx, please. You’re distracting me.

[sixofcaydes]

Cayde also has some advice for Warlocks.

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Cayde impersonates Zavala and I’m laughing too hard to write a good caption.

[whisperoftheworm]

Titan: I’ve placed a barrier, rally at my position for a final assault on the Red Legion!

Warlock: I am a font of pure Light. I’ve summoned a healing Rift to mend your wounds!

Hunter: hhhhh roly poly hhhhhh reload hhhhhh hhhh a roll hghh

[sixofcaydes]

Cayde-6 has something to say about Titan fashion.

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Visit Original Link

Heard you wanted the full version.

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[shy-robotz]

something that probably happened

Shaxx: I love garlic bread. I could eat garlic bread for literally every meal.

Ikora: You would get fat.

Shaxx: Why would I get fat?

Ikora: Bread makes you fat.

Shaxx: BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?!

[fan-fictator]

Of all the vendors to give me the Lucky Pants…in all the tower and the planets…

It’s Shaxx.

Lord Shaxx, the guy who runs The Crucible and hates cheating, gave me a pair of pants that Cayde used to FUCKING CHEAT in said Crucible.

I love this game.

[themothyards]

“The Crucible was indeed Cayde’s playground. But did you know that he never won a match of Control? While his aim is second to none, he…struggles with team objectives. I don’t believe he ever captured a single zone.” 

- Lord Shaxx

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[seth-mccullum]

Impressing Lord Shaxx in the crucible is my way of flirting with him

[pahnts]

It’s Lord Shaxx this time. Crucible handler from Destiny. I bet you want a print. https://www.etsy.com/shop/PrintsbyPahnts?ref=hdr_shop_menu