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Stranger Things

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Kiana Khansmith
Claire Keane
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cherry valley forever

shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Show & Tell
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Origami Around
trying on a metaphor

titsay

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@shycloudpaper
She's also publicly stated that she believes that anyone who reads her books or watches her shows and films does so because they explicitly agree with her political views.
There's no "agree to disagree" with her work. Every time you pick up her work or talk about it you are saying to her "I agree with you Joanne" whether you like it or not.
Miserable old cunt.
The physics of balancing toys 🙃
Went from owning rats, taking a break, to now owning mice. I have convinced myself that I will be able to handle an even shorter lifespan. (This is false)
Absolute shenanigans
this is the best video on this whole website
3/2/2025
David: What do we tell him? The pearly gates? The giant farm in the sky?!
Gwen: I think we should be honest. Look him in the eye, and explain very gently that there's likely no god and no afterlife, but if there is, then we're probably all going to hell.
David: (Shocked gasp, turns to Space Kid) Have you ever been on a FARM?
Gentlemen, enjoy
I NEED TO SHARE BECAUSE OOOH GOOSEBUMPS
rat enjoying fruit yogurt
@the-lone-star-wolf Youre a fucking illiterate magat racist homophobe who doesnt do their own research and spreads misinformation. Ill show you a fucking nazi, look in the mirror and then at trump and elon.
Yasammy - Happier
Phantom: Butter is just food lotion.
Valerie: There’s something wrong with you.
Jasper is voiced by Griffin McElroy and that’s a gift
YAAAAY, I got this done, finally!
This is HIGHLY inspired by Kitty Smith’s amazing fanfiction, Put That Kid Down I urge you all to go give it a read, it’s smooth as canon!
THIS IS EPIC!!!!!!!
Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”
Deep voice clip: “COME.”
Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *laughs harder*
DVC: “COME. COME.”
Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”
DVC: “COME.”
Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*
A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.
Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”
The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”
Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*