Jason Todd stood there, arms crossed, glaring at the rest of the Bat family. They were huddled together, whispering and gesturing toward him. Dick Grayson, the charming older brother, leaned in and said, “Jason, we’re just trying to help Rosalinda see what you have to offer.”
Akira, (Dick’s girlfriend), chimed in, “Yeah, Jason, maybe you should take some notes from Tim. He’s got those tech skills and a killer sense of humor.”
Tim Drake, the youngest, grinned. “And don’t forget about Barbara. She’s got brains, beauty, and a motorcycle license. What’s your special talent again?”
Batgirl (Barbara Gordon) winked. “I can kick butt and hack into any database. What’s your superpower, Jason?”
Damien Wayne, the brooding Robin, raised an eyebrow. “I can brood better than anyone. It’s an art form.”
Finally, Batman stepped forward. “Jason, we’re just trying to make sure Rosalinda knows what she’s getting into. You know, a package deal with the whole Bat family.”
Jason scowled. “You guys are unbelievable. You’re trying to sabotage my relationship!”
Batman put a hand on his shoulder. “Nonsense, Jason. We’re just… supportive.”
Jason huffed. “Well, maybe I’ll introduce her to the Joker. Then she’ll appreciate me more.”
The others exchanged horrified glances. “Okay, okay,” Dick said quickly. “We get it. No need to bring out the big guns.”
And so, the Bat family continued their not-so-subtle matchmaking efforts, leaving Jason to wonder if he’d ever get a moment alone with Rosalinda. As he walked away, he muttered, “Next time, I’m joining the Avengers.” 😄🦇