Some easy tasks, tips, and tricks to help you be the best little ditz you can be~
Giggle when horny - don't laugh, just giggle. Laughing is for smart people, giggling makes you look small and dumb, like you're already thinking about someone's fingers in your mouth
Replace your filler words 'uh' and 'so' with 'um' and 'like' - use them more often, too, ditzes can take their time talking so smarter people can spend more time undressing you with their eyes
Never close your mouth - good ditzy mouths are always open for fingers and pens and tongues and pussy and cock~
Giving head? Kiss the tip any time you're finished or take a break to speak - good ditzes know it always needs a little kiss - cock or cunt <3
Bounce while you walk - if you can't feel your boobs jiggle with every step, you're not bouncing enough, silly
Twirl your hair every time you say "thank you" so you can seem even smaller and more indebted to whoever you're thanking
Thank anyone praising your body, no matter how crass their comments (unless it's from strangers you don't want complimenting you, since good ditzes still get to maintain consent)
Masturbate three times per day but only cum when being fucked or told to cum - good ditzes are too dumb to cum on their own
Turn off spellcheck and never hit the backspace button - show off your mistakes, they make you a better ditz
Keep your sex toys in a visible location in your bedroom - anyone coming in should know you're a needy ditz
Use emojis in every text you send
Wear more pastels and tighter outfits
Call all men you like daddy and all women you like mommy - make them question if it's a joke or an invitation
NOTE: All suggestions are subject to the nuanced situations of both consent and desire and all tips may not work for all ditzes. This is just a collection of many that might work for you as you discover your own ditzy identity
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