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Youngest sister: *sips a juice box*

Middle sister: “You’re drinking with a straw! Save the turtles.”

Youngest sister: “Sorry VSCO girls, I’ll recycle.”

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Me: “Sierra Leone.”

Younger sister: “Who’s she???”

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Me: *coughs*

My sister: “If you’re gonna die, do it outside.”

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Sister (11 yrs old): *Places pot on head* "I'm a pot head."

Me: "Uhh... that means something different. I would maybe rephrase that."

Sister: "Fine! I'm a deep heavy metal saucepan head! Jeez get your mind out of the gutter."

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Me: “Don't get it, it's too expensive."

Middle sister: "I want it."

Youngest sister: "You want everything."

Middle sister: (whispers sadly) "I want the world."

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Youngest sister: "I don't like sushi..."

(silence)

Me: "Oh is that it?"

Youngest sister: "Yeah. I was gonna say I didn't like sushi in America but then I realised that I don't like sushi in general."

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Middle sister: "Why don't you carry your phone around, LIKE A WOMAN!"

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Me: "I'm gonna get a glass of water."

Youngest sister: "I hope it tastes bad."

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Me: "I love you."

My sister: *hits me*

My other sister: "It's not good to lie."

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Join the dark side...

My little sister was real sleepy so I put her in her bed. The lights were off and she asks "Can you help me with my blanket?" So I switch on the light so I can see. She waves her hand at the blanket laying on the end of her bed and I move it up for her. Then she mumbles, "The force... I have the force with me." I'm like, "Of course you do, hon." And she giggles. She closes her eyes and then goes, "I wanna be on the dark side." I look at her, utterly confused, and she goes, "The light. I wanna be in the dark side." I finally realise, she's talking about the light switch. I switch off the light and she goes, "I've joined the dark side." With a stream of giggles and then falls asleep.

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Things my sisters say...

While playing roblox:

“Why are you eating a stick?!”

“Back and forth and back and forth and back and forth oh no I'm stuck.”

“Holy moly what the heck?”

“I somehow slammed into a tree.”

“I'm swimming.”

“My cat's tumbling down behind me.”

“Oh that's just water. Ok. It's not... Oh it's purple.”

“I can get a cracked egg!”

“I already got a safari egg and that didn't go too well.”

“Meerkats are uuugggly.”

“Someone is literally driving the water.”

“That's rude.”

“This is not working.”

“Where is the dragon?!”

“Oh my gosh! That is an ugly dragon.”

“His face sticks out of the shower.”

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Me: "You just admitted to attempted murder."

Youngest sister: "When life gives you lemons."