im the one they warn you about on the internet

Your name is DAVID STRIDER and you keep forgetting you have a blog. {{ Indie Alpha!Dave rp blog! No art is mine unless otherwise stated~! }}

[sickfirecorp]

DARK RP STARTERS

"You'll be fine."

"I'm afraid it's very fatal."

"These test results..don't make any sense."

"How far can your arm go before it breaks?"

"I'll carve your eyes out with a spoon."

"What does he have that I don't"

"Why did he choose her instead of me?"

"..Why?"

"Make as many stab wounds as you want."

"I am destined as your tool."

"The girl must die."

"The boy must die."

"I want to taste your blood on my lips."

"Where do we go from here?"

"These voices..cease to let me be."

"I..can't stop crying."

"Use me as you will."

"None of it matters now."

"Shadows fallow my every step."

"You've gone..completely mad."

"I'm barking mad."

"Winter is coming."

"I could kill you right now."

"You..You're dead!"

"May the lord have mercy on your soul."

"The mental ward let me out early this year."

"Oh how I miss the voices."

"Everyone is equal when they're dead."

"Cancel Christmas."

"Bring me more war."

"I love war."

"I piss on your traditions."

"I hate your heart."

"I hate your soul."

"I promise, you won't feel a thing."

"Bring her to me."

"Bring him to me."

"A few holes in the head give the madness more space."

"I hate everything about you."

"I will abandon you."

"What is that girl up to?"

"I am stretched on your grave."

"Kill me now.."

"If I fall from the grace of God where no murdered ghost can haunt me.."

"You are one in from the plank, don't make me push you."

"I don't care."

"Leave me behind."

"Everything you've told me was a lie!"

"Everything I've told yo was a lie!"

"How could you ever think to leave them behind?"

"Someone should nail your feet to the floor."

"My last breath will be your curse."

"He will KILL you."

"She will KILL you."

"I did noting."

"It was an accident!"

"You've killed your own brother!"

"I want nothing to do with him!"

"How can I possibly trust you?"

"Pathetic."

[enlightenedlalonde]

Of course not.

[sickfirecorp]

mhmm totally

anyway this conversation feels like it is dying so how about we skip the running along hot coal to avoid the awkwardness and pick a different topic now

[enlightenedlalonde]

You said it was hell.

[sickfirecorp]

hell isnt that bad

[enlightenedlalonde]

You’ll ruin your happiness, David.

[sickfirecorp]

ill be fine i mean i got dave and stuff since summer came around he wont leave my house so thats always a thing

besides the business isnt that bad

[enlightenedlalonde]

You were always so sweet to me David. 

If it’s a living hell why do you continue to do it so?

[sickfirecorp]

of course youre a great friend and lalondes are seriously angels its only law to treat you nice

and to be totally honest with you i do it for the money like most people with a job do what can i say i prefer to be rich in hollywood than poor in texas

[whycrywhenucandie]

[memebuscemi-deactivated20141228]

when ur with ur best friend

[enlightenedlalonde]

And you have that power, do you? 

It’s not so bad. So long as I avoid him entirely. He’s a bit of a scum I must say but my friends have been incredibly supportive. 

What has work been like anyway?

[sickfirecorp]

hell yeah i do and dont think i wont use it if you dont smile that wide pretty smile of yours

and good you should stick to avoiding him because anyone who brings you down youre allowed to leave in the dust

and work as been like a living hell and thats all there is to say on that matter

[qu-ird]

Gay Update: Probably Gayer

[gifprincess]

[enlightenedlalonde]

Home, a safe house, a new home, Paris. I’ve been all over. 

Not especially well. I’ve managed some very destructive relationships, the most recent of which just ended, and I must admit I absolutely loathe him for his lies. Paris however is cheering me up a bit.

[sickfirecorp]

sorry to hear that about the relationship thing i mean that must really fucking suck

good thing youre getting cheered up paris is a great place and if you dont get happy there then i will curse you with the power of a million croissants no lie

[sickfirecorp]

If dave is in a relationship with another dave, does that make him a narcissist?

does it?? i dont really think about that too much tbh

i mean david and dave are almost completely different in a sense and they are but arent the same person so its?? difficult i dunno

[enlightenedlalonde]

How have you been? Where have you been?

[sickfirecorp]

been pretty good actually

and as for where that is one of my deepest darkest secrets that close to nobody gets to know because it is just that devastating

how about you how have you been and just for the sake of evenly asked questions here have you been

[sickfirecorp]

Yo mad do you have any other rp blogs? B/c I am almost CERTAIN that I've seen another blog with a mun called Mad but my memory sucks so I don't know which one it was.

hun i have like fifty trillion blogs im sure if you like sent me the url i could probably tell you that it is in fact mine

im pretty sure like no one else uses the name mad?? but i dunno they might

[sickfirecorp]

tonelessglissando said: you love me

do i really though

[sickfirecorp]

tonelessglissando said:<3333333333333

look at that gay baby he needs to be put in jail

[sickfirecorp]

hey i love you

my boyfriend is gayer than i am