breathe me in

Bryan Dechart sometimes an android, sometimes a vending machine @bootyacting (not him)

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I keep getting repeatedly stuck in games. rip.

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nothing like getting glitched into the side of a hill while exiting a vehicle in a game 😭

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also, I gave up on the Lego game. Lego can kiss my butt cheeks!

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Did y’all know Chewy will sometimes send hand painted portraits of your pets?? I did not know this u til yesterday and I think it’s so cute.

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keep raging every time I’m playing this Lego game but I feel like I must complete it even though it’s rage inducing

[pr3tty-daisy]

if ur not a weirdo then why r u here

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idk why I’m doing a rewatch of my fave shows but it’s happening and I’m SAT

[punkjabi]

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are we all okay 😭

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the way clover is bullying me </3

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Maybe one day I’ll make friends

[little-ponys-deactivated2026010]

Dying of laughter together is my favorite non-sexual act of intimacy.

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This should have been your intro pic

Can I make a twenty one pilots joke here?

[recordstore]

come back to my place I’ve got relics bro

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I’m just your average white guy tbh

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Hi! This is my audition to be on America’s Next Topknot Model. Oh, that isn’t a thing? Damn! Anyways — hi, I’m Bryan, and I was that Android guy in that one video game you played, I’ve also been in some movies (which feels like a life time ago), and I stream on twitch nowadays or you’ll find me at a convention yapping about my favourite things.

Come be my friend @ bootyacting. I promise I don’t bite!

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I’m here to finally intro. Give me a minute.