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[sidefall-news]

HOT OFF THE PRESS:

SIDEFALL JOINS UUSMP?!

A player named Sidefall has reportedly been seen cavorting around Unstable SMP interviewing and spying on others. Is this all part of some bigger plan? Ultimately, the context remains unclear.

"Normal players may call it spying, but it isn't called a business for nothing," said Sidefall. "Anything for profit!"

When asked about privacy concerns, Sidefall had replied, "If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear! Sidefall News is just ensuring everyone is getting their newspapers worth."

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[sidefall-news]

has ur news ever been censored by an organization that doesn't want sensitive matters getting out like the mafia or the LAW

or did they pay you to spread their propaganda

Nope! And no propaganda here!

[sidefall-news]

Dear Sidefall, We at UUUNN 11 are writing to propose an alliance. We both have competition with Unstable Daily, do we not? I propose that we work together (temporarily, of course) to stop them once and for all. If you do not accept our offer, we will be forced to oppose you as well, and be assured that we can crush you if need be. Please respond promptly! Have a good day!

Sincerely, The UUUNN Team

Insane thing to say to a news anchor, but as long as you aren't spreading fake news or propaganda! I prioritise the truth and I'd hate to go against that! :)

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Apparently there are some speculations going around that the annons (like positivity, negativity the invisible one etc..) might be actually spectators and not actually human beings?! Maybe unkillable?! Maybe stronger then all of us?! You need to go investigate this!!

Since the king has apparently better things to do..

I'll be sure to! :D

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BRO HAVE YOU HEARD???? THERE'S AN ASSASION IN CAPTITAL CITY. OUR KING IS ALLOWING THIS!!!!

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Just in more dead players have started coming back to life as ghosts or just normally!! Was it a lie after all? Want this not a hardcore server?! And everyone can respawn evertime they want?!! Has the king been lying to us maybe some secret respawning technique that he keep/ as a secret for himself?!!

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WEMMBU AND FLAME HAVE A KID (ADOPTED) WITH THEIR GF VAL!1!!!

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IIIIII heard that one of the king's sons was kidnapped! The little avian boy... Phoenix, I believe, snatched in broad daylight while Theo was home.

What a failure of a knight, am I right!? Couldn't even keep his own son from going missing... how pathetic.

!!!!!!!!!

[sidefall-news]

Breaking news coming from Zam's empire today

Local Guard Pangolin got his ass kicked by the Farmer who Zam for some reason loves

pathetic How does one lose to a farmer, It's clear he's not fit for the position if that farmer could beat him </3

[Not hate I just like Making chaos with the news :3]

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Haven't you heard?! It seems Spoke has gone a bit crazy after our beloved king had a child with Theo.

Knowing what spoke is capable of... It honestly scares me, the child might be in danger...

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boy why you so

well, it issss my job!! :D

[sidefall-news]

This just in

THE FALSE KING VANISHES?

!!!!!!!!

WHERE'D HE GO? DOES ANYONE CARE? MORE ON TONIGHT'S PROGRAM!

[sidefall-news]

can i have a paper on myself i wanna laugh at it

— @flyuxes-delivery

No! :D

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A certain dragon who lives in the Nether has been spotted overdosing on potions and collapsing... Maybe the self-proclaimed owners of the Nether aren't as strong as they seem. The people should start taking it back, considering the so-called "King" hasn't done anything to help the people in that regard.

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[sidefall-news]

BREAKING NEWS:

PARROTX2 SEEN STEALING CITIZEN'S VALUABLES UNDER FALSE PRETENSES?

[parrot-times-four]

”these anons are lying straight thru their TEETH to you bro 😭😭” (<- Lying straight thru his teeth)

-@theo-biggestbird

"I know, love... it's fine, really." (<- guy who very much knows Theo is bullshitting but isn't going to call him out because he DOES NOT CARE)

[theo-biggestbird]

”like.. why would i miss someone like BILLY bro… These guys are crazy as hell 😭😭”

[parrot-times-four]

"I know, Theo... you don't have to keep saying it, lol."

[theo-biggestbird]

”I know.. it’s just these anons PMO. They always just spew LIES.”

[parrot-times-four]

"I know they're lying... it's alright, seriously. I get it."

[theo-biggestbird]

”it’s so annoying how much they just lie to get on our nerves bro, Like what are they even yapping about bro”

[parrot-times-four]

"You know how people are... people are always going to make connections between unrelated things if it makes sense to them."

[sidefall-news]

"I certainly don't lie! Your partner on the other hand.."

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Bro is not making a safe NOR trustworthy space, omg... fuck's wrong with this kid?

Someone pick up their child, this server is not a daycare.

FAKE NEWS!!!! Please be aware of propaganda like this! :)