woe, fhr brainrot hours be upon ye

Icon by @aurriearts Header by @hyper-pixels FHR sideblog to orange-ishh he/she

[sidesteppostinghours]

hello! pulp here, this is my fhr sideblog. i draw and occasionally write, but most importantly, i go on rants that would make tumblr consider a word count limit. have fun scrolling through insanity 👍

List of my main tags under the cut:

General Tags:

FHR - (Almost) All things FHR / Posts about FHR - posts that are related to or remind me of FHR Art - Others art that I like / Mutuals Art - Art made by my beloved mutuals Writing - Others writing that I like

Character Tags (+associated ships) :

Sidestep/Posts about Sidestep Ortega/Posts about Ortega - ChargeStep/Posts about Chargestep Chen/Posts about Chen - SteelStep/Posts about Steelstep Argent/Posts about Argent - ArgentStep/Posts about Argentstep Herald/Posts about Herald - FlyStep/Posts about Flystep Dr Mortum/Posts about Dr Mortum - MortumStep/Posts about Mortumstep

Main Sidestep Tags (+associated canon ships):

Caine Lynzal - The Retiree Comittee (Ortega/Caine/Chen) Cyrus Becker - Fire on a Summer's Day (Cyrus/Daniel) / Electrical Fires (Cyrus/Ortega) / Love, Heroics, and Other Failed Passions (Ortega/Cyrus/Daniel) Cecilia Rider - Run Rabbit (Cecilia/Argent) Chance Devi - Past Grievances (Chance/Ortega) / The Fruits of Labor (Chance/Mortum) / Second Chances (Mortum/Chance/Ortega)

My Stuff:

Pulp speaks - General talking tag and rants Pulp draws - My art Pulp writes - My writing

AUs:

Keeping Up With the Beckers - Cyrus Becker(s), Fawn Becker(s), River Becker(s)

[eden-evercrisp]

@orange-ishh

Given her lack of grace, im surprised it hasn’t happened before

[glitchy-npc]

The funniest thing to me about Chen's character is his need for chaos in his life. At an outside glance you wouldn't think it from the former military man turned Marshal for the Rangers who came from a strict family but you couldn't be farther from the truth. His best friend is Ortega, he adopts a hyper fast noodle dog, despite his own self awareness of his romantic history he can still fall for the villain. It's funny because the taciturn, calculating and logical part of him is true but the fuck it lets see what happens part of him is also true. Wei Chen the man that you are.

[whumpologyy]

pick an injury to give to prev's character

a black eye

a bloody nose

broken ribs

dislocated shoulder

head injury

cigarette burns

whipping scars

broken ankle

bloody gashes

gunshot wound

Voting ended onMay 29

[whumpologyy]

pick an injury to give to prev's character

a black eye

a bloody nose

broken ribs

dislocated shoulder

head injury

cigarette burns

whipping scars

broken ankle

bloody gashes

gunshot wound

Voting ended onMay 29

[glitchy-npc]

@orange-ishh your enthusiasm is appreciated lol 🤣 fun fact that's one of the few injuries I've never given him in canon or headcanon. He's been shot at plenty but never hit. Well, yet.

Edit: Wait! I'm a liar he does get shot in a vampire au but thats just because I needed him to die to become undead. You know how it is.

[falseficus]

pussy corrosive

[falseficus]

[falseficus]

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

[veatomis]

been wanting to do a fake cover of ortega covered in kisses for a while now so what better time than his birthday 🕊️

[payloadofgeckos]

Ortega twins au my beloved... Happy birthday to the chaotics, have a 2am fridge raid from one of many growth spurts

[b33tlejules]

some cheyrhan doodles for @tira3sii !! happy bday !!

[kidhellion]

everyone spam "happy birthday grace" in chat

[hellkidion]

hello mirlene enjoyers

[crowshuh]

[steponamine]

what about 👀, 💘 and 🔥 for miho?

👀 : Does your OC believe they are attractive? Do they use that to their advantage?

First question: yes, though less about her own looks (which she attributes more to her makeup skills) and more about the way she carries herself.

Second question: yes! she's used it to get favours and then use her telepathy to erase their memories of ever dealing with her right after. occasionally it's to rob a store for fashion items, but it's mostly for free drinks.

💘: Is your OC a very good flirt? Are they charming?

No! she has a tendency to run off at the mouth, so whenever she says something smooth it's always on accident. her flirting tendencies tend to be less verbal and more gestural/expressive.

Whether she's charming or not I will leave at the discretion of you and whoever else reads this. LOL

🔥: What’s a surefire way to make your OC get flustered?

Make a move first! COMMUNICATE and be honest with your feelings (smooth talking optional but wins a lot of extra points). earnestness is key.

questions here

[hypnostanatos-deactivated202410]

Fuck it build a Marshal Steel poll

Head

Arms (organic)

Arms (prosthetic)

Tits (real)

Doubt (sus amogus)

Duty

Legs (organic)

Legs (prosthetic)

Ricardo gay thoughts

Repressed Sidestep gay thoughts

Guilt

Dog dad vibes

Voting ended onMay 8, 2024

[yesornopolls]

The last character you wrote about is put in the last video game you played for a week. Can they survive?

The last character you wrote about is put in the last video game you played for a week. Can they survive?

Yes

No

See results

Voting ended onMay 29