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Opera. Opera is love, Opera is life. Opera is the single most beautiful person on earth from their shimmering red eyes to their chopped red hair, they are perfect. There is no human prettier than Opera. Opera is everything. If Opera didnβt exist, the world would crumble. It would fall into disrepair. If Opera dies, I die. If Opera is hurt, Iβm hurt. Opera is my heart and soul, Opera is the single most and only important person in my life. Operaβs voice is gorgeous, everything about Opera is angelic. No one will ever deserve my one true love Opera. Opera is the kindest, most gentlest human alive and no one can compete. Opera is forever, Opera is eternal. When Opera makes a mistake on their physics exam, the university corrects itself. When Opera was late to school, everyone apologized for being early. When Opera was born, they congratulated their mother and drove her home. When Opera was born, they named their parents. When Opera turned 18, their parents moved out of the house. When Opera was a baby, they told their parents to stop crying. Opera used to sleep in their parents room when their parents were scared. When Opera goes to the restaurant, they cook their own food. Cars look both ways when Opera crosses the street. When Opera lies, it becomes the truth. When Opera needs time, earth stops rotating for them. When Opera attends their favorite artistβs concert, they signs the artist's autographs. Opera is above mere mortals. If Opera has a million fans, I'm one of them. If Opera has 5 fans, I'm one of them. If Opera has 1 fan, that one is me. If Opera has no fans, I'm no longer alive. If the world is against Opera, I'm against the world. If anyone or anything hurts Opera, I hurt them. Till my last breath, I'll support Opera. Opera is my everything.
