blog/AU owned by @jesterlovescookies (the peepaw ass demi boy smilk kinnie who thought a fellow peepaw ass demi boy was PERFECT for them)
Owner is an adult.
Warning, may occasionally be ooc. You also will rarely receive ooc responses from me. As silent salt prefers to respond.
✦ "This blog was co created by Black Sapphire cookie. Who wishes to promote his master's blog @deceit-and-doubt , not that I mind. Shadow Milk cookie and I formed a truce. I wish for the day I can call them my friend again.
Hello, "cookie runners", I am Silent Salt cookie. The now fallen virtue of solidarity.
However, I am very aware there is many "me's" but this Silent Salt cookie is quite different for I am a faerie cookie. I hail from the now Land of Silence in Beast Yeast.
Intially, I only joined this website as a means to talk to Black Sapphire cookie about horses.
Since he has a love for my dear nox black salt but then I learnt from him I can learn more about the modern era via a system called "inbox messages/asks" and I deemed that interesting! So please, educate me!
whether it be anonymously or no..or.... just talk to me.
I can't guarantee I'll be very active nor responsive. I am quite the busy cookie.."
✦ "Please refrain from even daring to look at me if you do not respect those who are of different races, genders, who they choose to love or present themselves as, etcetera.
I may of given up my solidarity but my love for cookie-kind and non witches will never fade.
Please be respectful and kind to me and my colleagues as well.
I must state, I myself am a member of the acronym term I learnt called the LGBTQ+ community. I feel connected to the word "demi-boy". If you do not agree to what makes me happy, kindly see yourself away from me."
(Aka dni if you're homophobic, transphobic, racist, abelist. Or don't like my demi boy ss hc or the other beasts cookies (especially shadow milk)
(bonus dni: if you dislike beast x ancient, hollytaya or silentfaerie/elderlily)
✦ "ah.. Rules. Don't be like Shadow Milk cookie and argue rules are created to be broken. The only thing they seem to break anyway is their own deceit.
Now, my rule is do not spam me. Again, I do not planning on being glued to my computer like that jester.
Oh! And please be respectful, try your best to remain appropriate and no, you cannot talk to Black Sapphire cookie. He only merely assisted me in creating this "blog".
I and I alone will be your primary respondent."
✦ "About me? Please be noted. This is going off a script Black Sapphire cookie provided.
Age: ....now, how am I meant to provide that!? Let's just say... As old if not older than Earthbread. As I am the first baked of the emissaries.
Gender: .. demi-boy. Male... non-binary? I feel most connected to it.
Pronouns: they/he.
Occupation: Knight.
New modern interest: I've taken a liking to video games. They are moving pictures I can control! I find that incredibly fun!
✦ "According to this section I am meant to again state I am a fae version of Silent Salt cookie.
Uhm.. ahem- This, cookie runners, is an alternate universe and does not follow directly the canon of Cookie Run: kingdom. While it does when it can, some things may be different.
I highly recommend referring to Shadow Milk cookie or their assistant, Jester, for information on this alternative universe of Cookie Run: kingdom.
Another note. Due to my inactivity I will not accept longer interaction chains via reblogs. Please do not ask.
"and lastly! Hello! It is I, Black Sapphire cookie! Please be kind to sir Silent Salt cookie, in exchange for doing this for them, I get to ride their horse!
"I am the co-owner of their Tumblr blog. So please send them asks. They stated they'll reply twice a day. A few times early in the morning and then become much more active at night near bed time!"
✦ "thank you, if you read all of this, I apologise if it is a lot.. I must be specific and detailed to avoid uneeded stress for myself.
Failure to comply to my information will result in you being ignored or blocked..."
salt the lamp give us status update on the child also there's no more pop tarts in my house how will i have butter on it if there is no more i pray that this type of debilitating despair never befalls you
"the child has a face. It is adorable. The hair frosting is also white.."
salt lamp are u chill with st pastry order or do you think they weird also did u try butter on a pop tart it's so frickin good if u haven't then I think u should
Well that’s good to hear that Eternal Sugar Cookie isn’t insane! At least not completely and in fact a doctor! Wow!
What about Shadow Milk Cookie?
"I call shadow milk cookie my sibling now..
So I say I have a good opinion on him now, we've reconciled.. had a tea party...he currently lives at the vanilla kingdom and is apparently king of it now?? However I can't visit often, pure vanilla cookie dislikes me and isn't on good terms with white lily cookie either.. random direct messages on the internet is my only means of communication unless I wish to send a letter that may or may not get delivered on time."
(* v *) Hi! You're like my favorite beast, or (atleast one of them Mystic Flour is main fav) fair warning for babies, they can and will try to eat any and everything, they don't care if it's posion. Good luck!
"t-thank you..
Hm.. I am aware. I raised a kitten, young anything will try to eat anything.."
salt lamp do u have beef with burning spice cookie or are u bros or somethinng also have u ever put butter on a poptart its so frickin good have u ever put butter on a poptart if you havent then i think u should
"we are.. neutral. Not exactly friends but not enemies either. Merely cordial.
He's much closer to mystic flour cookie than i.
And anonymous user.. I'm not sure how many "I don't eat"'s you require to stop informing me to consume food."
