Layla Stone

The name is Layla, only people I care about get to call me Lay so don't even think about trying it. I'm 22 a drug and partial sex addict and I've lived in London since I was 12. I work at a cafe called Mrs. B's and I'm also a tattoo artist at Inked part time. Things you need to know about me? I like very few people and more than likely I'll fucking hate your guts, if I don't? Feel special.

[sean-herd]

Thank god for iTunes keeping 99% of the crazy people away. Makes my urge to strangle each and every one of them.happen a lot less often.

[silentium--amorisxx]

They just come to the coffee shop. Which is just as bad. At least one of us is saved.

[hannahsmusicfromtheheart-deacti]

[hannahsmusicfromtheheart-deacti]

I…I really wish I could speak both…The grammar is totally different…and well, they have a lot of sounds I can’t pronounce at all and there are more words different than you’d think, actually…It’s not as easy as it seems…Do you speak other languages than English…If I may aks?

[silentium--amorisxx]

Is it? Huh, we have a girl in class that claimed they were really close. Weird. I can speak a little French, but that's it. 

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

Oh please do punch me. My girlfriend won’t. 

[silentium--amorisxx]

Goodbye Cameron.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

O bby’s in love. 

[silentium--amorisxx]

I'm just going to walk away now before I wind up punching you.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

You’re in love! 

[silentium--amorisxx]

Yeah I'm sorry, I'm not one of these pathetic bitches of London that fall for a guy two weeks after knowing them. Keep it up and you're going to find yourself a new fucking personal assistant. Got it?

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

What the hell? Are you fucking in love or something? 

[silentium--amorisxx]

You're hilarious Cam. I don't fall in love. Being in a relationship is for pussies. I just like fucking him.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

I HAVE NOTHING TO DRINK! I hope the guy doesn’t let you come. 

[silentium--amorisxx]

Oh trust me, he will. He'll probably make me hold back for a while but he will. He's a dick like that.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

Oh shut up, you fucking love it. 

[silentium--amorisxx]

Mhm, have fun drinking. I'm going to go have more fun getting wasted and laid. Happy Sunday Cameron.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

No, you’re gonna have to suffer through this, I enjoy it way too much. 

[silentium--amorisxx]

Hmm, put me through too much and I'll just quit.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

Why did I ever hire you? Good for nothing, too similar to myself.

[silentium--amorisxx]

So you don't have to waste your time yelling at people and send me to do it. but hey, feel free to fire me

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

I’m drunk, now get me licker. Make yourself useful. 

[silentium--amorisxx]

Let me think bout this. Go get fucked...or get you liquor. I think I'll just go get fucked. Sorry, it Sunday, I don't work on sundays.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

You’re fucking hilarious, Lay. Now that’s a joke. I’ve been washed up for 22 years, so I’m rather fucking used to it. I guess you fly then. 

[silentium--amorisxx]

Good for you, you're so proud of yourself it seems for that. And that was a horrible comeback by the way.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

Because I want to. None of your goddam business. Yeah, well that’s tomorrow, I’ll be fine by then, I always deliver, you fucking know that. I didn’t say fuck me, I said fuck you, as in fuck off. I would be fucking careful with what I say, because that monthly contract can quickly loose one of it’s zeros. And forgive me, but I actually have some class. 

[silentium--amorisxx]

I am fucking off and learn to tell when I'm joking Cameron. Go ahead and knock a zero off, you actually think I give a fuck about the money? No, I really don't because I don't need it. Class, yeah sure you do, at least now you do before you become a washed up has been that no one really remembers. And pigs fucking fly. Get your own booze, if you can even walk. And careful you don't fall down the stairs. Wouldn't want you breaking your arm or something. 

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

personal assistant. Yeah well, fuck you. 

[silentium--amorisxx]

Still not your maid. I don't know why you're drinking yourself into oblivion? But pull your head out of it because you have a meeting tomorrow with the record label. Try not to fuck it up. As for fucking you? No thanks, I don't fuck other chick's men and even if you weren't with her the chances of us ever being together are slim to none. You're all bark and no bite.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[fucking-cam-archer]

Why don’t you do something useful and bring me another bottle of vodka? 

[silentium--amorisxx]

I'm an assistant, not a maid. Get your girlfriend to bring you one, I have someone I have to go meet, don't have time to make sure you stay in your drunken stupor.

[fucking-cam-archer]

So drunk

[silentium--amorisxx]

Then go to fucking sleep and sleep it off.

[catalinaskeen]

So, this, is London?

[silentium--amorisxx]

Yup, this is boring old London. Enjoy your stay.