Fortis et tacita.

Dirk Strider. Gracing the internet with my presence since 2012. I'm 20 years old and living in New York, currently learning to orchestrate the uprising of robot overlords. Hit me up.

[thusspokefriedrichnietzsche]

Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you.

Friedrich Nietzsche (via thusspokefriedrichnietzsche)

[tiedyed-princess]

[humansofcentralpark]

The Promenade in #CentralPark #latergram #ChristmasinNewYork by photoladylove http://ift.tt/1ASxbGg

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I can’t believe I’m free. Time to start my illustrious career selling myself for $15 to the hour.

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Fuck college-level writing. I have 250 words left and then I'm going to watch Tsuritama and my soul will be full of joy.

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It took me like five minutes to remember the login for this thing, holy shit.

[adultammyadventures]

I was nominated to post my 10 favorite horse pictures from 2014 a few days ago by an anon. Here they are, in no particular order. The nomination also asked that I nominate 8 other blogs, but I nominate anyone who wants to post their 10 favorite horse pictures from 2014. :)

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Alright. When I get home from work I’ll set the apartment up nice and make popcorn for the big show. Anything for the future winner of the New York film festival.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

Arent you just a charmer? How long until you...

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Hey, I don't ask for pity, man. It's thrust upon me, I just make the best of it.

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Alright. When I get home from work I’ll set the apartment up nice and make popcorn for the big show. Anything for the future winner of the New York film festival.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

Arent you just a charmer? How long until you finish work anyway?

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I'd give it another hour, maybe. This librarian feels sorry for me so she lets me go early every day, it's great. Being technically disabled has its benefits.

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Look, man, it’ll be great. You have to know your stuff is better than some pretentious fuck’s groundbreaking two minute film of an old man feeding pigeons in Central Park. I can’t wait to see it.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

Well i guess we will find out eventually if thats the case. I just want this to come together perfectly.

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Alright. When I get home from work I'll set the apartment up nice and make popcorn for the big show. Anything for the future winner of the New York film festival.

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Alright, George Lucas. Can you tell me when it’s gonna be done, then? You know I fuckin suck at waiting for anything, it’s… Kind of a flaw of ours.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

If you stop pestering me about what it is while im trying to edit it then it will be done much quicker! The deadline for submissions is tomorrow evening so im hoping to have it finished by tonight. 

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Look, man, it'll be great. You have to know your stuff is better than some pretentious fuck's groundbreaking two minute film of an old man feeding pigeons in Central Park. I can't wait to see it.

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It’s generally terrifying. Don’t think I forgot that time you went to the Bronx at 1am for cupcakes without your phone, bud.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

Dirk when a man needs cupcakes he must venture out to get them no matter what!...

[silentlytestifying]

Alright, George Lucas. Can you tell me when it's gonna be done, then? You know I fuckin suck at waiting for anything, it's... Kind of a flaw of ours.

[silentlytestifying]

It’s generally terrifying. Don’t think I forgot that time you went to the Bronx at 1am for cupcakes without your phone, bud.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

Dirk when a man needs cupcakes he must venture out to get them no matter what! Forgetting my phone was a minor detail that surely can be overlooked in light of the fact i brought you back your favourite kind! 

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I'm getting distracted from the point and you know it. Can you at least give me a hint?

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I can’t help but be suspicious. Surprises with you are always risky business.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

What do you mean RISKY BUSINESS? Im slighted and offended.

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I just mean that you’re impulsive, Jacob. It’s been a million years and I still can’t predict you, which is cute 60% of the time.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

Impulsive is my middle name! Im concerned about the lacking 40% though. What do you find it to be during those times?

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It's generally terrifying. Don't think I forgot that time you went to the Bronx at 1am for cupcakes without your phone, bud.

[silentlytestifying]

I can’t help but be suspicious. Surprises with you are always risky business.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

What do you mean RISKY BUSINESS? Im slighted and offended.

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I just mean that you're impulsive, Jacob. It's been a million years and I still can't predict you, which is cute 60% of the time.

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You’re being so fucking secretive about this. I wanna look, I like being your first second opinion.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

This one is important!!! Youll see why when i finally let you take a gander at the finished project. Youre not...

[silentlytestifying]

I can't help but be suspicious. Surprises with you are always risky business.

[silentlytestifying]

You’re being so fucking secretive about this. I wanna look, I like being your first second opinion.

[fisticuffsandpistolkind-blog]

This one is important!!! Youll see why when i finally let you take a gander at the finished project. Youre not allowed anywhere near my laptop until ive finished all the editing! 

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...Did you film us doing it. I'm mildly afraid. That or you're making some artistic statement out of that time I was wearing the bazinga shirt Roxy bought for me and then I tried to bleach your hair. That was the worst moment of my life.