Cold and Calculating

So you finally came. It's about time. Magic Anon: None- Relationship: Single- (( Independent roleplay blog for my OC. I'll RP with anyone from any fandom! ))

[silentmanipulator]

Amy sat at her desk, her usually neat hair looking quite ragged, falling here and there about her shoulders. There was no more alcohol in her laboratory, and the main computer had barred her from being able to sign in. With a sigh, she thought about the past few days. She had assassinated her former bosses for falsifying information that would lead her planet to destruction, but it was only a matter of time before she would know for sure if she did it soon enough. The flickering, fading lights complimented the bleak static coming from the radio. The entire world was at a stand still.

[redheaded-idiot]

Eh? That's it. That's my job. My world is unravelin' as we speak 'cause of those lazy liars I took down. Gone. Well, almos' gone.

Hmm. You’re a hero to us all.

[redheaded-idiot]

No thanks.

[silentmanipulator]

Well why don’t you just kill me now. I’m running out of booze.

[redheaded-idiot]

No thanks.

[silentmanipulator]

Then I'm gonna hafta to do it myself.

[Heads to the kitchen]

[redheaded-idiot]

Eh? That's it. That's my job. My world is unravelin' as we speak 'cause of those lazy liars I took down. Gone. Well, almos' gone.

Hmm. You’re a hero to us all.

[redheaded-idiot]

Nothing, because you’re not staying here.

[silentmanipulator]

I’ll *hic* letcha have my soul for a place to stay.

[redheaded-idiot]

No thanks.

[silentmanipulator]

Well why don't you just kill me now. I'm running out of booze.

[redheaded-idiot]

Eh? That's it. That's my job. My world is unravelin' as we speak 'cause of those lazy liars I took down. Gone. Well, almos' gone.

Hmm. You’re a hero to us all.

[redheaded-idiot]

Please do not. If you do please don’t don’t anything.

[silentmanipulator]

[Sways as she turns to look at him]

How much is it gonna cost me for a place to stay?

[redheaded-idiot]

Nothing, because you’re not staying here.

[silentmanipulator]

I'll *hic* letcha have my soul for a place to stay.

[redheaded-idiot]

Eh? That's it. That's my job. My world is unravelin' as we speak 'cause of those lazy liars I took down. Gone. Well, almos' gone.

Hmm. You’re a hero to us all.

[silentmanipulator]

Ya know what it’s like when your whole world is literally crumblin’? Yeah, it’s that bad. Since I’ll soon be out of a job, I’ll be crashin’ at your place.

[Drunken giggles]

[redheaded-idiot]

Please do not. If you do please don’t don’t anything.

[silentmanipulator]

[Sways as she turns to look at him]

How much is it gonna cost me for a place to stay?

[sekigan]

[lasciviouslullaby-deactivated20]

[Someone is drunk out of her mind and passed out on his couch]

[And he is exceedingly irritated by it]

[Not so casually, pushes her off]

[silentmanipulator]

[Jolts up when she hits the floor] I’m awake! I’m- [Looks at her watch and rubs her head] Oh wow, it’s been this long and I’m still alive, what a surprise.

[Goes to drink from her flask, but finds it empty]

Crap.

[Looks up at him] Yo, incubus, ya got somethin’ strong?

[lasciviouslullaby-deactivated20]

Like I would give an intruder anything? Especially an annoying one?

[Stares at her dully]

[silentmanipulator]

[Raises an eyebrow at him] What a buzz kill.

Musta came here after all that ruckus yesterday. [Stands up, labcoat hanging on sloppily, hand on her chest] Sooo sorry for the intrusion, dear sir. And now, I shall leave you to your soli- *hic* solitude, or, whate'er. Yeah.

Just as soon as I fin' the fron' door.

[redheaded-idiot]

Eh? That's it. That's my job. My world is unravelin' as we speak 'cause of those lazy liars I took down. Gone. Well, almos' gone.

Hmm. You’re a hero to us all.

[silentmanipulator]

Ya know what it's like when your whole world is literally crumblin'? Yeah, it's that bad. Since I'll soon be out of a job, I'll be crashin' at your place.

[Drunken giggles]

[lasciviouslullaby-deactivated20]

[Someone is drunk out of her mind and passed out on his couch]

[And he is exceedingly irritated by it]

[Not so casually, pushes her off]

[silentmanipulator]

[Jolts up when she hits the floor] I'm awake! I'm- [Looks at her watch and rubs her head] Oh wow, it's been this long and I'm still alive, what a surprise.

[Goes to drink from her flask, but finds it empty]

Crap.

[Looks up at him] Yo, incubus, ya got somethin' strong?

[mechanikalspielzeug]

Don’t touch me!

-No, no, this was bad indeed; Gilbert did not trust drunk people all that much and backs away from her-

I’m not your anything.

[silentmanipulator]

Darn right I’m not your anything.

[flops back against a tree stump]

I…. [motions with her hand] …I may have done something I regret doing.

[mechanikalspielzeug]

Well, gee, you’re sloshed off your ass in a forest surrounded by man-eating creatures and Fae.

I wonder what your first clue was!

[silentmanipulator]

Psh, like I care 'bout man-eatin' creatures and your stupid fairies.

I just had to kill my bosses to keep my world from dying. [takes another swig from her flask]

[mechanikalspielzeug]

…Oh, God.

-Great. Drunks out in his woods. That never ends well…-

[silentmanipulator]

[Sloppily ruffles his hair]

How’s my little dollie wollie?

[mechanikalspielzeug]

Don’t touch me!

-No, no, this was bad indeed; Gilbert did not trust drunk people all that much and backs away from her-

I’m not your anything.

[silentmanipulator]

Darn right I'm not your anything.

[flops back against a tree stump]

I.... [motions with her hand] ...I may have done something I regret doing.

[mechanikalspielzeug]

H— hello?! Who’s there?!

I- I’m armed! Don’t try anything!

[silentmanipulator]

'Eyyyyyyy! *hic*

[Leans against the doorframe]

[mechanikalspielzeug]

…Oh, God.

-Great. Drunks out in his woods. That never ends well…-

[silentmanipulator]

[Sloppily ruffles his hair]

How's my little dollie wollie?

[mechanikalspielzeug]

H— hello?! Who’s there?!

I- I’m armed! Don’t try anything!

[silentmanipulator]

'Eyyyyyyy! *hic*

[Leans against the doorframe]

[silentmanipulator]

[Shoos a robot away from the artificial garden]

If it weren't for these lights, I'd be paler than this.

[Lays down on the floor]

[silentmanipulator]

"One of these days I'll get a vacation..."

[mechanofulvus]

"Please… Forgive my absence."

Gilbert leans heavily on a crystalline staff, the tip dug hard into the loose stone floor of the courtyard. Unlike usual, the King is wrapped in many layers of shrouds. Though they are gaudy and as careworn as most of his clothing, they are far more… Bulky and protective, if those are the right words.

His crown has shrunk to a mere icy circlet hidden among white curls. Even his facial markings and glittering beads look dulled.

"I had to cut off my wings."

[silentmanipulator]

Amy ducked back into the icy shadows. This, no, this was not an opportune time to speak with the creature. Cursing her poor timing, she tried to configure her watch so she would go back further.

[redheaded-idiot]

Hey devil, come drinking with me.

I don’t drink.

[redheaded-idiot]

I still don’t drink.

[silentmanipulator]

Very well then.

[redheaded-idiot]

Why do you want to go drinking?

[silentmanipulator]

*Bluntly* I have off and usually spend it drunk out of my mind.