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@silksisms
“Because I have to worry about you Cin, come on don’t say that. You know I can’t just not worry about you…so, talk to me.”
“Do you trust me, Pete? It’s an unnecessary question, because I know you do, but I wanted to hear it from you. So tell me, do you? I’m pretty sure there are things you don’t tell me. Feeling like populating the world whenever we stand too close doesn’t mean we need to share everything, right? And that’s not a bad thing either.”
“Sometimes, but I don’t walk asleep.”
“Why don’t you worry about yourself? And I mean it in the friendliest way possible. You needn’t worry about me. I’ll be fine. I always am, remember? And if I’m not, you’ll know.”
“Crap–– they broke…again”
“Bandaids don’t fix bullet holes... or, you know, broken glasses.”
“Yeah but that’s not normal nor good…what’s wrong?”
“Work. Everything’s fine. It’s fine. I just haven’t slept properly. It happens to all of us. I bet it happens to you too, Mr. Perfect.”
“I saw that.”
“This is a free country and I will slip while I walk if I want to. Not to mention you didn’t see anything.”
“Brave girl.”
“It’s not a bad thing. Stop making it sound like it’s a bad thing. It’s my bum-bum and I’ll wear whatever I want.”
infitixlis replied to your post:✘
“Yes”
“... I’m keeping them, then.”
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Mixed meme | Accepting
43. “Does these pants make me look fat?”
MIXED MEME!
Send “✘” and I’ll generate a number between 1 - 50 for what my muse says or does to yours. Mix of angst, fluff, implied nsfw, crack and other randomness.
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Rules: Answer 10 questions, tag 10 people, please repost don’t reblog ♥︎:
1. What’s the last movie you saw?: X-Men Apocalypse
2. Last song you listened to?: All Too Well, by Taylor Swift.
3. Last show you watched?: Law & Order SUV.
4. Last book you read?: The Filmmaker's Eye: Learning (and Breaking) the Rules of Cinematic Composition.
5. Last thing you ate?: Green grapes.
6. If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?: New York T_T. Pls.
7. What decade would you want to travel to?: 80′s. Well... I would’ve wanted to be a teen in the 80′s, but probably not in my country.
8. If you won the lottery and got millions in cash, what would you do first?: Pay for my thesis, some school stuff, give some of it to my mom, get me a nice house and save the rest.
9. What fictional character would you hang out with for a day?: Kurt Wagner <3 <3 <3 <3.
10. What was the last fandom you joined?: Uhhhh, I guess... I don’t know. Marvel was the first and last I joined really. It’s been a long time since I found a new interest xD. I could say Star Wars but I’ve only watched TFA
Tagging: Err’yone who reads this, because I ain’t got much followers.
❛ SCREAM SENTENCE STARTERS
“Did you really call the police?” “My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!” “You’ve seen one too many movies!” “Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!” “No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!” “Should I let the machine get it?” “Are you alone in the house?” “You bitch, where the fuck are you?” “Not so fast, we’re going to play a little game.” “Guess who just called the police and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!” “I think I’m dying here, man!” “I’m going to rip you up, bitch!” “What’s your favorite scary movie?” “I’m gettin’ another beer, you want one?” “I’ll be right back!” “Do you like scary movies?” “No, you listen to me you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish!” “Mmmm… corn syrup. Same stuff they used for pig’s blood in ‘Carrie.’ ” “Oh, my God. I thought you were dead.” “I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin.” “Who’s there?” “You tricked me.” “I wanna see breasts.” “We all go a little mad sometimes.” “The police are always off track with this shit! If they’d watch Prom Night, they’d save time! There’s a formula to it. A very simple formula!” “EVERYBODY’S A SUSPECT!” “If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?” “She was never attacked. I think she made it all up.” “The girl has some serious issues.” “What if she did it? What if she killed them?” “Maybe she’s a slut, just like her mother.” “Teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression.” “Where do you get this shit?” “But this is life. This isn’t a movie.” “It’s all a movie. It’s all one great big movie. Only you can pick your genre.” “If I’m right about this, I could save a man’s life.” “How do you - gut someone?” “It’s called tact, you fuck-rag.” “It’s the millennium. Motives are incidental.” “Well I don’t really believe in motives. I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive?” “See, it’s a lot more scarier when there’s no motive.” “You’re not a virgin. Now you got to die. Those are the rules.” “This game is like a scary movie. How do you think it’s going to end?” “What’s the matter? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” “Fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree so we can expose you for the heartless, desensitized little shits that you are!” “I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.” “There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.” “That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct.” “Why are you doing this?” “It’s all part of the game. It’s called, GUESS HOW I’M GONNA DIE?” “Who am I? The beer wench?” “Looks like we’ve got a serial killer on our hands!” “ ‘Serial Killer’ is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.” “If I may say so, you are much prettier in person.” “I didn’t kill anybody.” “You still haven’t told me your name.” “I want to know who I’m looking at.” “I thought she was dead.” “How does it feel to be almost brutally butchered? People want to know. They have a right to know! How does it feel?” “I am two seconds away from calling the police!” “They’ll never make it in time.” “Wait, I thought we were going to go out.” “Don’t hang up on me.” “I told you not to hang up on me.” “Why can’t I be a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno.” “You’re not supposed to be here.” “Why don’t you wanna talk to me?” “Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? If you pee, I pee. Is that clear?” “It’s called subtlety. You should look it up.” “Just think - if they make a movie about you, who’s gonna play you?” “It’s so sad. Her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree limb, her insides on the outside.” “I always had a thing for ya, [NAME]!” “Cut Casper, that’s a wrap!” “What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer?” “Can you see me right now?” “You make me so sick. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me.” “Don’t freak yourself out, okay? We’ve got a long night ahead of us.”
I may or may not have enjoyed Cindy’s face of complete misery in the latest Silk issues and now I’m obsessed looking for gifs and icons of Arden where she looks just as... eek.
“all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”
Friends with Benefits Starters! | Accepting
@ebvcky
❝ You sound surprised. I’d probably have more in the fridge if I had time to cook. ❞
“this shit is amazing.”
Friends with Benefits Starters! | Accepting
@infitixlis
❝ It came out of our coffee maker. Isn’t that supposed to be poisonous for people on your... position, Mr. Stark? ❞
She immediately regretted saying that, of course.
❝ Yeah, and if you could omit that comment on my part to my boss, that’d be great. ❞
“the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”
Friends with Benefits Starters! | Accepting
@infitixlis
❝ Pfft, I’m not sneaking out, you’re sneaking out. The door was open, you can’t hold it against me! At least I tried so you should not criticise me. ❞
friends with benefits sentence starters:
“what are we, nerds trying to look at boobies?”
“i’m your boss, give me your pants.”
“i love that outfit, you look so sexy in that.”
“i’m fully aware of your allergies.”
“here’s an idea, next time, instead of being late, just shit on my face.”
“you said i was your soulmate.”
“work doesn’t reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn’t make you gay.”
“but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”
“you have really big eyes and it freaks me out sometimes.”
“why do relationships start off so fun, and then turn into suck a bag of dicks?”
“i’m just gonna’ shut myself down emotionally.”
“i’m gonna’ change your life. i’m that girl.”
“i could post a video of me mixing cake batter with my boobs and it would get eight million hits.”
“what are you, a gazelle?”
“don’t be the guy who shit the bed.”
“puppy dog eyes. nice touch.”
“wanna’ get this guy out of my face before i break his fucking skull?”
“you don’t fucking know me man.”
“i took his virginity.”
“does the carpet match the drapes?”
“run gazelle! run!”
“i have this thing at work. it’s called google.”
“if you tell anyone about this i will rip your ears off and staple them to your neck.”
“everyone in this city seems really violent.”
“do you want to get your shit out of my car or what?”
“go and fuck a dick.”
“i’d love to take you out one night and trawl for cock.”
“we can tear this shit up.”
“hey, no skin. more pipe for me.”
“you sure you’re not gay?”
“i’m not fucking asking you out i swear to god.”
“god, you’re such a girl.”
“girl, you are preaching to the congregation.”
“this shit is amazing.”
“i love that sunsets make you cry.”
“i wish my life was a movie sometimes.”
“god, i miss sex.”
“hold me, let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”
“i don’t even know if i find you attractive.”
“i do have a thing for jerks.”
“i liked your eyes. i didn’t think i’d ever seen such big beautiful eyes.”
“and your lips, yeah, i thought you might be a good kisser.”
“you swear you don’t want anything from me other than sex?”
“you have a bible app?”
“no relationship. no emotions. just sex.”
“come on, okay, you’re beautiful. you have nothing to be insecure about.”
“that is way too emotionally supportive and you need to just lock that down.”
“your ass is a little bony.”
“i sneeze sometimes after i come.”
“feet gross me out. daddy issues.”
“what are you trying to do, dig your way to china?”
“nobody wants to fuck obama.”
“what are you my fucking therapist now?”
“every time you curse, you blink. like your body’s rejecting the word.”
“as a sign of rebellion, you got a tattoo.”
“harry potter doesn’t make you gay!”
“my butt is cramping can you grab a pillow?”
“do you feel manly now?”
“are you pooping?”
“all you have at home is drinkable yoghurt.”
“it was like talking to dirt.”
“i’m starving, you got any gin?”
“i’ve turned down more tail than you’ll ever have.”
“me likes cock, so i’m strickily dickily.”
“i’ve been in love, i went down that rabbit hole.”
“one day, you will meet someone and it will literally take your breath away. like no oxygen in yours lungs. like a fish.”
“i told him you were my gay best friend.”
“he smells like a girl.”
“the sneak out. how incredibly cliché of you.”
“no, go fuck yourself.”
“trust me, you don’t suck in bed.”
“forget the douche, he’s a dick. he’s a dickdouche.”
“get your feet off my bed, they’re disgusting.”
“we’re one of these crazy families that don’t lie to eachother, pbs is doing a documentary on us.”
“nobody cares, you sound like an asshole.”
“i just need you to be my friend right now.”
“okay, so i’ll listen to you while you give me a handjob.”
“i’m a magician, not a wizard. you and your gay harry potter.”
“you can’t deny going to hogwarts would be life changing.”
“all that matters is how you look at him.”
“i haven’t seen you this dumb since you got that candy corn tattoo.”
“you wanna’ be happy? find someone you like and never let them go.”
“are you pissed off at me because i didn’t cuddle?”
“i actually thought you were different.”
“with friends like you who needs friends?”
“i have the perfect body for photoshop.”
“my prince charming? you.”
“if you even think there’s a chance she might be it, fix it.”
“if i ever see you again, i’ll crush your earlobes and make soup stock out of them.”
“it’s some prince charming shit though, right?”
“i want my best friend back, because i’m in love with her.”
“on one condition. kiss me.”
Welp, it’s either make it or break it, so here we go.
