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[princesconsuela]

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[jeanqrey]

[blythestethics]

TUCKER AND DALE VS. EVIL

“We've had a doozy of a day.” “You thought I looked like some kind of freak?” “I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear.” “How is he even walking right now?” “He looks like he's gonna walk it off, he's gonna be fine!” “Uh-oh-oh, it's the pancakes! You don't like pancakes, I will get you somethin' else!” “We have go to hide all of the sharp objects!” “Everyone just stop for a second and let's talk this out, okay?” “Nobody wants to hurt anyone.” “You could've fooled me!” “How 'bout I make some tea and we all sit and talk this out.” “When you see a college girl prancin' around in front of you half naked, you do not call out my name!” “Oh my God, they cut off his bowling fingers!” “There ain't nothin' up there but pain and suffering on a scale you can't even imagine.” “Like I said, I remember weird stuff.” “I thought it might look kinda intimidating. Does it?” “I've never stood so close to pure evil before.” “It’s time for you to feel my pain!” “I'm ready, frat bitch!” “It's true. You're half hillbilly.” “They're never gonna believe that.” “She's just human. Why don't you go over and talk to her?” “Talk to her? What... What in the world would I say?” “Girls can smell fear.” “You are a good lookin' man... more or less.” “You got a damned good heart.” “I told you, I'm a zero with the ladies... they hate my face!” “Dreams are not stupid.” “There is no truth! Everything is a lie!” “This vacation sucks.”

[lipstickstainer]

Zodiac: Tag Yourself (Edition)

[blythestethics]

lipstickstainer:

Aries: -looks like “fight me” but is actually “love me” -extremely fucking smart like wut -doesn’t care about emotions unless it’s their own -strive for power

Taurus: -seems chill but is actually savage af -doesn’t believe in emotions -would fight you for hurting an animal -actually has an amazing sleeping schedule???

Gemini: -emotional mess (they never feel anything the right way) -probably knows more useless shit than you -actually really amazing ppl -doesn’t know what sleep is

Cancer: -looks like “love me” but is actually “fight me” -doesn’t know how to deal with emotions so they don’t -can be extremely selfish -lives in drama

Leo: -very one way thinking mind -high morals -doesn’t deny they need constant validation -constantly naps

Virgo: -looks like they want to kill you, probably does -such a fucking nerd -sleeping schedule so fucked it’s like wow -has a weird book collection

Libra: -always in love with someone -big time music dork -over emotional -probably doesn’t know what’s going on

Scorpio: -tries to be hard core but are low key cry babies -likes dark colors but has a bright personality -probably reads more books than you -just wants to be loved

Sagittarius: -ready to disappear at any moment -has seen every strange movie on Netflix (I mean, EVERY weird movie) -honestly forgets emotions exist -just wants a 48 hr nap

Capricorn: -knows they’re better than you -parties more than you know -just wants ppl to stop -will cut you off without blinking an eye

Aquarius: -disappears for a while w/o explanation -probably cuter than you -always turnt -live in a very gray world when it comes to what’s right or wrong

Pisces: -doesn’t like dealing with responsibility -likes music more than they like you -thrives off of attention tho -refuses to be anyone’s #2

[blythestethics]

danger or trouble, I’m there on the double – you know that you always can call KIM POSSIBLE

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AESTHETIC: MORTY SMITH (for @impenetrableshiield)

"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV. “

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AESTHETIC: MARY JANE WATSON (for @citystarlet)

“New York is my home. My friends are here. My career is, too. I don’t know if I could give all that up. Even to make a dream come true.”

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AESTHETIC: BROOKE DAVIS (for @brookesmxrt)

“Someone once said, ‘It’s the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time.’ Me? I just wanna live a life I’m gonna remember, even if I don’t write it down.”

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AESTHETIC: CHARLIE HARRIS (for @orthopxdic)

“And this is how it happens… The ground shifts then gives away and suddenly you are falling, hoping to God there’s someone there to check you…”

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AESTHETIC: NATHAN SCOTT (for @nathcnroyals)

“It’s the oldest story in the world. One day you’re seventeen and planning for someday. And then quietly and without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And that someday is yesterday. And this is your life.”

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AESTHETIC: MINERVA MCGONAGALL (for @gryffindorhead)

“I've always wanted to use that spell!”

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AESTHETIC: RANDY CUNNINGHAM, NINTH GRADE NINJA (for @gcninja​)

"Believe in the weapon that is in the suit."? Okay, what's in the suit? I'm... in the suit. I'm the weapon! I just have to believe in me!

[aprilkepners-archive]

top 50 televison characters (as voted by my followers) → #44. gina linetti

[idlcwyld]

my first icon psd, requested by anon! in the pack i’ve included two versions - one generic, & one poc-focused. the generic version tends to wash out icons/caps that aren’t high in contrast, so what i usually do is duplicate the image, set the duplication to ‘multiply’, & then play around with the opacity. the poc psd doesn’t seem to have that problem, however! feel free to play around with layers as you please, & i’ve also added in a 100x100px border option on both so you’ve got 2 size options. if you have any questions, let me know!

please like or reblog if using, & you can download it here.

[facinaoris]

hathor, egyptian goddess who personified the principles of joy, feminine love, and motherhood