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This is what’s motivating me to finish my essay. Thank you, tiny cactus. #school #aplit

To everyone taking AP tests these weeks,

YOU CAN DO IT. STUDY HARD. YOU ARE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS. YOU WILL DESTROY THIS TEST. YOU WILL GET THIS TEST, KICK IT IN ITS MOTHERFUCKING FACE, TEABAG IT WITH YOUR DANGLING BLUE or BLACK PEN, AND THEN DRAG IT TO THE SUBSEQUENT CLIFF AND PROCEED TO THROW IT OFF SAID CLIFF. YOU WILL DO SO WELL THE TEST’S GRANDCHILDREN WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES OF YOU. YOUR FRQ’S WILL BE A TALE TOLD IN HUSHED TONES BY THE AP GRADERS, SOMETHING TOO PERFECT TO EXIST, A GOD, A LEGEND. YOU CAN WIN AND YOU WILL WIN. STUDY HARD. FORCE THEM TO GIVE YOU A 6. MAY YOU ANNIHILATE ALL MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTIONS THAT LIE BEFORE YOU, AND MAY YOUR PEN BE BLESSED BY THE GODS AS YOU WRITE YOUR ESSAYS OF PURE ASS KICKING AWESOMENESS. GODSPEED AND GOOD LUCK.

pastelpunkdoll

allmymetaphors

i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it

pomeranian2

hayisformccarthyhorses-blog

Palazzo del Quirinale, Rome, Italy, 1583, by Carlo Maderno and Domenico Fontana. Later expanded by Lorenzo Bernini and Ferdinando Fuga, 1700.

ewatsondaily

fitzmonkeys

Reblog if you’ve ever watched a tv show or movie because of one specific actor in it.

shinykari

downeystarkjr

this is too accurate XD

girl-america-deactivated2016061

I totally understand this “I wear makeup/shave my legs/dress in figure flattering clothing because it makes me feel good and confident and sexy and it’s not to impress you silly boy”, but like…… It’s ok to want to look good for someone other than yourself. It’s ok to wear red because he likes that color on you. It’s totally ok to wear the dress that shows off what your mama gave you because you know he can’t resist your curves. Like it’s OK to want to be sexy for someone other than yourself. There are days when I’m like “I’m not trying to look good for you, I’m trying to look good for me.” butttttt man I’d be lying if I said there weren’t days that I didn’t think “damn, he’s going to be blown away by how bangin’ my ass looks in these jeans”

I’m just saying.