SillyGoober

[dorin-the-vampire]

mortals of tumblr, i have a question

my husbands have been mocking me incessantly for my inability to use mortal technology and i am too prideful to ask for their assistance

where does one find the uppercase button on the keyboard

the google tells me the shift button but when i press it nothing occurs

[sillygoober26]

what 😭

how do you not know how to use a keyboard? you have to hold the shift button while you type

[dorin-the-vampire]

I SEE

THIS SEEMS INCONVENIENT. NOW I CAN ONLY TYPE WITH ONE FINGER INSTEAD OF TWO.

[sillygoober26]

you-

how are you typing rn??? you're supposed to use both your hands

also you only hold shift on the letter you want capitalized and not the whole time youre typing

[dorin-the-vampire]

mortals of tumblr, i have a question

my husbands have been mocking me incessantly for my inability to use mortal technology and i am too prideful to ask for their assistance

where does one find the uppercase button on the keyboard

the google tells me the shift button but when i press it nothing occurs

[sillygoober26]

what 😭

how do you not know how to use a keyboard? you have to hold the shift button while you type

[dorin-the-vampire]

I SEE

THIS SEEMS INCONVENIENT. NOW I CAN ONLY TYPE WITH ONE FINGER INSTEAD OF TWO.

[dorin-the-vampire]

mortals of tumblr, i have a question

my husbands have been mocking me incessantly for my inability to use mortal technology and i am too prideful to ask for their assistance

where does one find the uppercase button on the keyboard

the google tells me the shift button but when i press it nothing occurs

[sillygoober26]

what 😭

how do you not know how to use a keyboard? you have to hold the shift button while you type

[sillygoober26]

okay thank god the exam is over

i feel silly again :D

did okay on the MCQ, but I feel like I knocked it out of the park with the DBQ and LAQ. SAQs are a different story, but we don’t talk about that.

Anyways.

*time to go dissociate and imagine random voices talking to me, then transcribe their words onto dead compressed trees.*

[sillygoober26]

ykw, fuck it, imma use tumblr how it was INTENDED- AS A BLOG idgaf who sees this im kinda done rn, but updates arent gonna be regular tomorrow i have my ap world history exam so im cramming rn one more hour of studying then imma go shower and then take melatonin and pray to whatever fucking god will listen that it works so im up on time anyways that's it bye

[slizzard]

if you’re not silly fuck you

[killerspaghettiarts]

Caine's Old Roomie....

... Alot of people really liked this post on the clock app, so I think it'd probably be a good time to share it on here. Enjoy!

[jennthe]

The Snickers™️Ending

[lunetrixx]

someone said my human caine had those ariel bangs and i couldn't agree more

[catchymemes]

[arrimorr]

[sigulary]

[liro-art]

“Good memories can do a lot. Hold on to them… and cherish the people around you. You never know when they’’ll be gone.”

-Kinger

[collision-ant]

TADC but it's just a bunch of programmers raising their accidental AI child

[buginateacup]

Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

[inyourorbitx]

@the-communist-unicorn peak comment

[tokkibean]

being a writer is so great. want more of <character>? you can write it yourself! want more of <trope>? you can write it yourself! want more of <anything and everything>? you can write it yourself!

[carryondrawing]

Let Rocky say Fuck 2026

I like to think that while Ryland doesn't swear, Rocky NEEDS to swear