Fun fact: anxiety is a physical condition, physically located in your physical brain which literally controls your entire physical body.
Stress/anxiety makes your brain physically stop functioning correctly and the fuckups include such all time hits as:
* something Wrong but we canât feel it, must be a disease, QUICK! SPIKE A FEVER JUST IN CASE!
* the fever didnât help, is it bugs? mites? a poison rash? LETâS JUST MAKE EVERYTHING ITCH TO COVER ALL THE BASES
* since we canât seem to hear, feel, smell, or taste whatâs going on weâve come to the completely reasonable conclusion that all our sensors are down so we will now make wild guesses and treat them as real [HALLUCINATION MODE ACTIVATED]
* Well guys, weâve scratched half our skin off, wasted a ton of water sweating, completely wrecked the adrenal system, exhausted all our calories, purged the possibility poisoned intake we just had, pulled several wild geese out of our own ass to chase and still havenât found the problem. Conclusion: thereâs definitely still a problem and, having caused weeks worth of damage in a matter of hours, we will now sabotage our own repair systems continuing to try to find the problem while not-actually-sleeping! GET ME THE NIGHTMARE DEPARTMENT!