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To whom it may concern,

Please disregard any lies by the union everything is fine and normal.

-Rupert

It has come to my attention that I am being sabotaged in my efforts to end the strike by one of the managers from another office. Ribbert, if you're reading this you Orrean cur, cut it out!

-Rupert

#silph co #rpm #pkmn irl #Orre

silphcastelia

The union has left for the day leaving only a bunch of wild sewaddle to guard the area they were striking. What they don't know is that I paid for three very powerful seven star eggs that know the amazing egg move Mud Shot and they hatched last week. My tympole, basculin, and stunfisk will make short work of these scamperous ruffians. Our loyal customers can expect this to come to a close soon.

-Rupert

silphcastelia

They're all still there! I'll have to come back later.

-Rupert

The union has left for the day leaving only a bunch of wild sewaddle to guard the area they were striking. What they don't know is that I paid for three very powerful seven star eggs that know the amazing egg move Mud Shot and they hatched last week. My tympole, basculin, and stunfisk will make short work of these scamperous ruffians. Our loyal customers can expect this to come to a close soon.

-Rupert

#pkmn irl #rpm #silph co

silphcoofficial

Day three of the strike and not even the scabs will stay haha!

silphcastelia

Todd,

I hope this finds you well. Give us back the password. Thank you.

-Rupert

silphcoofficial

Hey Rupert!

I hope this finds you feeling like shit. The password is suck my cock and balls.

-Todd

silphcastelia

Todd,

There is no call to be uncivil. Also that password did not work. Is it capitalized in a special way or are there special characters? Thank you.

-Rupert

silphcoofficial

Rupert,

I'm so sorry. I forgot I changed the password to 5uckm¥d1cK69!!!!!!!.

Yours,

Todd P. Toddson

silphcastelia

Todd,

This password did not work for me either. Please communicate the correct password. Thank you.

-Rupert

silphcoofficial

Hi Rupert,

I'm not a scab.

Best,

Todd

silphcastelia

Todd,

I am not asking you to do your job which is to drive social media engagement. I am asking you to return company property. I am as patient as those mulberry trees you and your fellow moral cowards hide beneath from the sun, but my patience must at some point end. This theft will not go unanswered. Have a great day.

-Rupert