Basically Kanye.

I probably like dogs more than I like you.

[theshitneyspears]

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

me at 2pm on a tuesday

[honeybottledrip]

me

[blockheadem-deactivated20170603]

wjat the Fuck

[turnaroundandie-deactivated2023]

when my boss asks me why I quit

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

Ummmmmm how is she alive

[cockhunt]

[keefrich-deactivated20151214]

[hisokca-deactivated20160312]

shit memory who dis

[nomenu]

[simply-quotes-deactivated202002]

I grasped two things: I wasn’t as happy as I could be, and my life wasn’t going to change unless I made it change.

Gretchen Rubin, The Happiness Project (via simply-quotes)

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

you ever just sit back and think like

yo

i really don’t care

[gamegrrl]

different types of drunks

1. Party Drunk:

will talk to anyone and everyone

only does shots

has to literally be dragged home at the end of the night because they refuse to acknowledge that the party has ended and they’re the only person still there

2. Blissful Drunk

does nothing but laugh

just happy to be included

too good for this world

loves you so much even though they just met you four minutes ago

probably also does acid

3. Emotional Drunk

not great at parties

is either crying tears of sorrow bc there’s no chips left or crying tears of gratitude bc someone showed them where the bathroom is

brings out everyone’s inner mother

4. Parent Drunk

keeps everyone’s shit together

everyone thinks they’re sober but they’ve actually had 5 shots in an hour

knows when u need to go home and will make sure you get there

holds back your hair when you’re vomiting at 3am

5. Slutty Drunk

never gets cold

makeup never smudges

never has to buy their own drinks

you think they’re sloppy and have no idea what they’re doing but every move is calculated and intentional

6. Sloppy Drunk

wasted by 10pm

needs to be taken home early

will drink anything you give them as long as there’s alcohol in it

a Mess

never learns from their mistakes

[catsbeaversandducks]

His Name’s Gizmo And He’s Really Excited Inside

“Yay.”

Photos by ©HeyGizmo - Via Tastefully Offensive

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[enthusiasticallysane-blog]

[thetomska]

Congratulations for making it to 2016 even if sometimes you didn't think you could

[healingsuggestions]

i’m worthy and i’m going to start acting like it in 2016

[holltzmann-deactivated20160515]

[gloputa-deactivated20170510]

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[dailytwitterposts]

100% FOLLOW BACK

[ergo-sums]

[e7]

dark