lol what ?

Katerina. 24.

[weltenwellen]

Jeanette Winterson, Lighthousekeeping

[gothikbat]

my dark circles are just a side effect of the vampirism

[perriedward]

Look, uh, if you’re gonna be moving in with him I feel it’s my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He’s a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm… Oh-oh he always, he always umm. Oh, who am I kidding! He’s the best roommate ever! JOEY TRIBBIANI and CHANDLER BING Friends (1994-2004)

[badassdemonsword]

her pussy so wet it has me sliding around like an ice level in stupid mario brothers

[rosedenali]

good night to people who write extremely rare-pair fanfiction, enthusiasts of the college au, people who hate canon with a passion, people old enough to have been squicked, gen z wattpad users, forgotten OCs from 13 years ago, the kudos button on ao3, people who write one-shots exclusively, the first kisses that happen on chapter 42 at the Earliest, enemies to friends to enemies again to lovers, and lastly… people who comment on fanfiction regardless of when it was posted

[catchymemes]

[fouralarm-fire-deactivated20240]

[sxpositive]

make me choose:  faith/buffy or faith/willow (for @padmaspatil)

“there’s only meant to be one. maybe that’s why you and i can never get along. we’re not supposed to exist together”

[purrfectpeach]

He loves plants✨

[ezrisdax-archive]

Wow the door is infected too! It won’t let us in, that is so smart. And awful. We’re all gonna die.

[rosedenali]

i make this post every week but Where is my hot vamp milf wife?????? where IS she????

[dzook]

i can’t believe i’m in this fandom before the show is even out

[shampooligan]

cartoon network’s internship application page is insane. there are so many bright neon colors and princess bubblegum is asking me if i’m a grad student

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I interviewed for a position once and every time they flipped through my portfolio they made a Johnny Test whip crack noise

[shampooligan]

steven universe denied me health care benefits

[ribghoul]

respect trans people’s chosen names and pronouns or die

[decalexas]

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

*at an italian bar with an acoustic guitar*This ones for all my mama mias amd papa pia’s tonight

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[tami-taylors-hair]