Okja Imagines And Nonsense

This blog consists of me talking nonsense about the Netflix original movie, Okja. I also do imagines. I usually post positivity and reblog things to do with the movie and/or the actors. ! ! Ask Box Open ! !

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Happy Birthday, Devon 🎉

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Maggie: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Daryl: What if it bites me and it dies?

Maggie: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ! Learn to read!

Daryl: What if it bites itself and I die?

Rick: It’s voodoo.

Daryl: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Maggie: That’s correlation, not causation.

Daryl: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Jesus: that’s kinky

Carol: oh my god

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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

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Tara: [ barges in ] SUP HETEROS

Jesus: the fuck did you just call me?

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Daryl: How do you get a boy to like you?

Michonne: Tell him straight up

Carol: Make him cookies

Maggie: Be badass

Beth: Make him gifts!

Aaron: Take him on long walks

Jesus: I already like you

Jesus:

Jesus: wait

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Would you ever accept x reader requests??

Yes! Definitely!

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Jesus: eh you single?

Daryl: we’re married...

Jesus: oh shit i forgot

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Desus Texting

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Okja Texting Series Part(One) Summary: This is a story I've been trying to fix surrounding the ALF and their personal matters. These take place before the ALF become a part of Okja and Mija's life.

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Silver: hey red your girlfriend's on the phone

Red: shes not my girlfriend

Red: [ takes phone ] hey babe

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Jay: hello people who do not live here

Silver: hey

K: hi

Blond: hello

Jay: i gave you the key for emergencies

K: we were out of doritos

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Silver: Blond its time to stop

Blond: but

Silver: ITS TIME TO STOP

Blond: FUCK YOU FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC IS THE BEST SHOW EVER FUCK OFF

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Jay: I love all you all equally

Jay: Except you, Mija, you're the greatest. Never change

Mija: suck it bitches

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Okja should become a television series to pull me further away from my social life than the movie already has.

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K: Jay, ask me if I'm sad

Jay: no

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Raven: SUP HETEROS

Miller: the fuck did you just call me?

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Blond: I'm thinking a spring wedding, or maybe fall. I don't want to it to be too cold.

Silver: Blond, we aren't engaged.

Blond: ...so that's what I forgot to do last night.