Silvienne

sincaraz and tennis; microfics

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Flavio: Love you, cutie pie.

Ben: Ew…

Flavio: Yeah. Sorry. I’ll think of a better one than cutie pie. You’re my angel…dust. No. That’s a drug.

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Ben: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Taylor: …Do you mean benevolence?

Ben: No I do not.

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Flavio, imitating Carlos: Oh Jannik, I'm so in love with you! I wanna marry you and be Carlos Sinner!

Carlos: I would not take his last name!

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Carlos: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Coco: Aren't you forgetting something?

Carlos: Oh… uhm…

Carlos: *hesitantly kisses Coco’s forehead before running out*

Coco: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Novak: I know we've always had this unspoken rivalry-

Jannik: It's not a rivalry, you're just always mean to me.

Jannik: And it's not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

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Taylor you were supposed to be our reliable anti-Zverev player 😭

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*sad moose noises*

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PLEASE FELIX omg im almost hyperventilating 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Pls Felix pls final set oh god

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Carlos: I'm telling you, dropshots work! Any time I had a problem on the court and I hit a dropshot... Boom, right away I had a different problem.

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Carlos: Jannik and I are dating.

Felix: We know.

Carlos: How? It’s only been a day?

Felix: Then what the FUCK were you doing before that??

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Jack: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Holger, crying: PLEASE, JUST SAY FUCK.

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Lorenzo: Your phone is ringing. Must be your boyfriend, Carlos.

Jannik: He’s not my boyfriend

Jannik: *picks up phone*

Jannik: Hey, babe.

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Carlos: You're pretty cute when you're nice

Jannik: What am I when I'm not nice?

Carlos: Hot as fuck

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Novak: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated on court. 

Carlos: Is there another, different kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Aryna: Do you have Coke Zero?

Waiter: No but we have Diet Coke.

Aryna: Okay I’ll have a dirty vodka martini.

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Jannik: Hi, you’re on speaker. Behave.

Carlos, over the phone: Or what? You’ll spank me?

Jannik:

Darren:

Simone: