Silvienne

sincaraz and tennis; microfics

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Flavio: It hurts my Flavio’s Apple.

Matteo: For the last time, it's not named after each individual man.

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Naomi: I don't want to hurt their feelings.

Taylor: Hurt their feel- You just walk around all day thinking about other peoples feelings?

Naomi: Yeah, don't you?

Taylor: No! How do you get anything done?

Naomi: …It's hard!

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Jannik: Iga seemed a little suspicious earlier. You didn't tell her about us, did you?

Carlos: No. But why are you so scared that someone will know we're pounding it out?

Jannik: Maybe because you refer to us sleeping together as "pounding it out".

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Aryna: If a hot person disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Coco: Maybe you should get some principles.

Aryna: You're right. Maybe I should.

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[Alicante 2019]

Alvaro: Uh oh, somebody's in love.

Carlos: Yeah right! I just think Jannik’s cool okay. It's not like I’m gonna lay awake at night thinking about him.

Carlos, laying awake that night: Uh oh.

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Daniil: We're a family! Families talk about things!

Andrey: No. Families ignore things until they go away.

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Jannik: You’re so stupid…

Jannik: I like that in a man

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Carlos: Jannik and I are dating.

Felix: We know.

Carlos: How? It’s only been a day?

Felix: Then what the FUCK were you doing before that??

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[Roland Garros podium] Carlos: We had fun, didn't we, Janni?

Jannik, visibly shaken: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Samuel: Carlos?

Carlos: *sighs* Juanki used to call me Carlos.

Samuel: Because it's your fucking name.

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Carlos: I'm telling you, dropshots work! Any time I had a problem on the court and I hit a dropshot... Boom, right away I had a different problem.

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Alex: please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

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Jannik: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Carlos: You're my award.

[later]

Andrey: You deserve an award for putting up with me.

Daniil: Hell yeah, I do.

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Andrey: Why do you always see the worst in people?

Daniil: Because people are the worst.

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Frances: Carlos won't pick up his phone.

Jannik: I'll call.

Ben: Frances and I both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Carlos, over the phone: Hello?

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(Texting)

Jannik: What does “ily” mean?

Carlos: Who is saying that to you lol

Carlos: Seriously, who is saying that to you.

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Ben: I would never forget if I owed somebody money.

Taylor: Well that's interesting because you owe me $200.

Ben: Yeah and guess what, I think about that every day.