I will steal your soul and toss it to the sun

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[silvrnightingale]

Well, how else would he call the moss?

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[silvrnightingale]

Something I find really funny about being autistic is that my family will deny that I'm autistic but then get mad and call me out on my autistic traits The duality of man...

[syrenki]

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

[bismuth-soup]

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord

[geddyqueer]

hello. this message is for trans people in kansas who are looking to leave asap. I live in colorado, in a relatively cheap rural area. the hospital I work at is hiring a multitude of positions; the job is fine and the wages are adequate at worst and good at best. this is a trans-friendly community in a trans-friendly state. I am happy to act as a reference for you and am happy to connect you to housing resources. please hit up my ask box or email me. feel free to share this post with people who may need this information. thank you, good luck.

[silvrnightingale]

There's this new guy on youtube called Admin who has been gaining some traction. People are saying he's Technoblade reincarnated, and from what I've seen, he's pretty fucking close. The biggest difference is that Admin mostly posts shorts rather than long-form videos. He has a shorts series that he recently started in which he is playing Hypixel duels with no armor (and he's fighting against diamond players, ftr). I must say, my hopes are high. "If I could live 10,000 lives, I would choose to be Technoblade every single time." -Technoblade

[silvrnightingale]

Imagine forgetting your own birthday and not finding out until 39 days later. Pffffft Couldn't.... Couldn't be me....

[iamthetruestrepairman]

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

[iamthetruestrepairman]

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

[silvrnightingale]

I refuse to turn right on red with a cop nearby. Even though it's perfectly legal.

[pukicho]

everytime i open your blog i see a green ape. who is he?

What the fuck are you talking about

[pukicho]

You're all being insane right now

[pukicho]

I'm sure it's just a

[silvrnightingale]

I cant tell if you actually didnt know you had a green ape on your page or if you did know and you're messing around, but it's fuckin funny either way

[silvrnightingale]

Imagine a game. A game in which your actions are directly responsible for how the game plays out. Here's an example. Say you're in a boat, not far from shore, and you accidentally stumble into highly secure waters. There are mines in the water. If you avoid the mines, you don't get blown up. If you turn the lamp off, you don't get caught and you land on the shore safely. If you DO hit a mine, you don't die and respawn at your last save point. You wake up in a room, cuffed to a hospital bed, covered in bandages. If you had an NPC companion, they're dead. A game where a single mistake changes the whole course of the story... You only get one shot. If you fuck up, that domino is fallen and cannot be set back up. No exploring the other scenarios, no looking through a menu to see what could have happened (not without starting the whole story over, at least). Eventually, everyone will start to realize their stories are different despite them all owning the exact same game. Now imagine scenarios like that, but scattered randomly throughout the game. Throw in a few curve balls, too, like small mistakes causing a big change in the story's direction. I should add, if a game like this is ever made, the possibility of getting different scenarios should be kept secret while being advertised. Let them discover the consequences of their actions on their own.

[silvrnightingale]

Btw, if anyone decides to make this game, I'd love to help write it.

[silvrnightingale]

Imagine a game. A game in which your actions are directly responsible for how the game plays out. Here's an example. Say you're in a boat, not far from shore, and you accidentally stumble into highly secure waters. There are mines in the water. If you avoid the mines, you don't get blown up. If you turn the lamp off, you don't get caught and you land on the shore safely. If you DO hit a mine, you don't die and respawn at your last save point. You wake up in a room, cuffed to a hospital bed, covered in bandages. If you had an NPC companion, they're dead. A game where a single mistake changes the whole course of the story... You only get one shot. If you fuck up, that domino is fallen and cannot be set back up. No exploring the other scenarios, no looking through a menu to see what could have happened (not without starting the whole story over, at least). Eventually, everyone will start to realize their stories are different despite them all owning the exact same game. Now imagine scenarios like that, but scattered randomly throughout the game. Throw in a few curve balls, too, like small mistakes causing a big change in the story's direction. I should add, if a game like this is ever made, the possibility of getting different scenarios should be kept secret while being advertised. Let them discover the consequences of their actions on their own.

[silvrnightingale]

Petition to start calling closing-opening-double shifts "clobles".

[silvrnightingale]

You close one night, open the next morning, and work another closing shift that night.

[silvrnightingale]

If you work two doubles in a row, it's called a cloboble. Anything after that is called a clobobli. Example. "Hey, what does your schedule look like?" "I'm working a cobobli from Thursday through Saturday."

[silvrnightingale]

Petition to start calling closing-opening-double shifts "clobles".

[silvrnightingale]

You close one night, open the next morning, and work another closing shift that night.

[silvrnightingale]

Petition to start calling closing-opening-double shifts "clobles".

[silvrnightingale]

What do you mean if I get dressed before I brush my teeth my whole day is ruined?

[silvrnightingale]

My brother is diagnosed autistic. I asked him what the numbers 2 and 7 have in common.

He said they're both numbers.

That is the correct answer.

My answer to this question when I first heard it? That they both have straight lines that form angles less than 90 degrees. And then I learned the purpose of the question.

I think it's about time I get assessed.

[i-am-a-fish]

woah you're gender fluid? that's so cool. *drinks u

[silvrnightingale]

The gender fluids are not for drinking. They are, however, an effective coolant for keeping the website from overheating.