oliver 🙈

thoughtful little primate individual 🍌 dm me I would like friends : P

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collecting pretty college pamphlets for the aesthetic like Richard Papen but also because I don’t know what to make of myself (also like Richard Papen)

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licking the whipped cream from my mocha like it’s a pup cup yum yum yum

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I’m a fucking loser I had a terrible migraine the other day and mid vomit I’m like oh my god this is so Henry Winter I wonder if he did this too awww so cute

no?? just me?? okay : (

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i love tomodachi life though it’s not very lore accurate because of the lack of evil personalities : (

anyway this is Henry with his pet tung tung

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i wish i were blonde so I could reach my full evil potential

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i can confirm for Henry, growing up in the midwest does turn you evil and possibly queer over time

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they call me Richard Papen the way everyone hates me

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being in the greek class would be pretty fun i think. we’re going to Francis’ country house?? okay!! we’re all going to be pretentious weirdos?? umm okay!!! we’re killing Bunny!?!? ummm uhhh

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love love love Henry Winter so much but he would absolutely hate my guts : ( why must i always want what i cannot have

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yes WE are having a Richard Papen winter!!