Sam

why does this laptop still work.

[similarsam]

Working?

So... Turns out I have Wi-Fi and Dan wasn't schizophrenic saying he needed to stream.

So here I am... In the... flesh? Or the screen???

i dont fucking know.

→ SAM RP BLOG!? ←

OOC ↓ | Last updated: 26/04/2026

Was making the rrt3 RP blog and thought "yk what... I'm gonna make a Sam one!" and here we are. I'm making up his texting/writing style as I go, so might change a lot or a little. Character ≠ Author!

My amazing sam does not have his ranged arm, sacrificing it for pip (rat child.) Also has lots of spelling mistakes cause hes typing with one hand and cant be bothered to fix it.

Most ships are fine, but I won't answer certain ones. I'll try go through Asks whenever I have free time, I'm pretty jampacked with school and exams coming up.

↪ACTION↩ = what it says tehe

I don't have any rules, but that might change in the future!

NO: GEN AI, Racism, Homophobia, Ableism, Slurs, Real-world politics, TBC

TAGS: #sams querys = Anon answers #Sam [HC] = Sam Headcanons #mod update = Updates in life from the mod

This blog will mostly be centered around my HC AU that i have yet to finish, but little of it can be found on my blog

⇢ About the MOD! ⇠

Heyooo, name is Kyle but call me Kiwi. Use He/him pronouns mostly but I'm okay with they/them as well!

I'm a writer, mostly just for self-indulgent but I am working on writing and uploading some fics on AO3. Also, an artist! both traditional and digital, but I prefer traditional.

When OOC, I'll use "//" or "/"

My blog is @kiwibunii AO3 is kiiwikykyy | Archive of Our Own

Haera rā! 🥝

[similarsam]

go to sleep you’ve had enough to drink

iw ish, theres n mroe alcahol left in thsi place :-(

[a-veryreal-princess]

" (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠)? "

( Have one tried liquid spore before? Very bone tasting. )

[similarsam]

I dont ylike you..,, but im willing to try...

[a-veryreal-princess]

"(⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)!! "

( totally won't turn you into a spore beast upon consumption!! It like almond water from funny yellow place!! )

[similarsam]

jo way tHE spreo mother just refenerce backromos

[similarsam]

//you guys don't understand how crazy I am for ALL of the character from the game. even the rat king can get some🤤//

[similarsam]

ew btro who si gthis guy????

[similarsam]

go to sleep you’ve had enough to drink

iw ish, theres n mroe alcahol left in thsi place :-(

[a-veryreal-princess]

" (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠)? "

( Have one tried liquid spore before? Very bone tasting. )

[similarsam]

I dont ylike you..,, but im willing to try...

[similarsam]

go to sleep you’ve had enough to drink

iw ish, theres n mroe alcahol left in thsi place :-(

[kiwibunii]

rp accounts gon be inactive, major test coming up in a few weeks. probs will post here and there but wont be consistant

[similarsam]

Sam do you want to go on a double date with Hellen and Phillippe (they're a thing now apparently)

(@filmweb)

SICENE WHEN WHREE THEY A NITEM????? NOJNE ASSUMED TO TELL ME IMTOOERNT INFORMATAIN THAT IS GOING OJ INSIDE THE PLACE THAT I LIVE IN????

[similarsam]

what do you mean that’s normal

ltiery ask ANYONR else about wahr theyb think. i ahve a hunch they will agree rhat isnt nromal

[similarsam]

Watch me

You turn into cat with ✨ magic ✨

is 5his the eqvcvualnt of a fursuit

[kiwibunii]

been inactive for a while due to family issues, will get back to rping once everything clears up

[kiwibunii]

forgot to mention i got my daith done today

gonna get my industrial piercing changed so once thats done i'll show yall

[samsays92]

I just tongued The Visitor, feeljng good

[similarsam]

hell yeah borther

[similarsam]

//i keep seeing the april fools update of loou and im mad cause i wanna play it but i also wanna sleep rn//

[similarsam]

ou guys ont aperctie hellens actraciveeness liek i do

[similarsam]

> Lyle gives Sam his spare key back

"F-found this."

(@filmweb)

"Oh?"

↪Sam took the key from Lyles hand↩

"...Where'd you uhh... Find it?"

[filmweb]

"It w-was on m-my floor. D-dunno why."

[similarsam]

↪He squints at Lyle, looking at the key in his hand↩

"...Ahh, okay...

Was wondering where this went..."

[filmweb]

> curled up on the ground, in pain

[similarsam]

"You, uhh...

...

You okay buddy?"

[filmweb]

> he gives a shaky thumbs up

[similarsam]

"Did you get inured? Again?"

↪Sam raises an eyebrow↩

[filmweb]

> a head shake.

"C-cramps..."

[similarsam]

"... I'm surprised you still get those, not gonna lie..."

"I got some painkillers if ya want some?"

[similarsam]

Câliboire!

Sam how could you let your home fall into such a state, Even in my darkest of depressions I hadn’t let my home be so messy.

@the-crusader-of-cleanliness

its nton THAT bad 💔

rgihtt...?

[the-crusader-of-cleanliness]

It is! There are roaches in the floors, dishes in the sink and mold in the walls

[similarsam]

Wwel, the roaches are... cellan, ith ink?

and thr molld iws from phil

//My "l" key is so fukin broken//

[the-crusader-of-cleanliness]

TABERNACK!!!!

You call those vile creatures “clean” if they are clean then what are you?

and clean the dishes!!!!

[similarsam]

im like, demiclealn i gyes. uf you saw me b4 gthis event i wouda had greasdy ass hair

anf ilc clean the disesh soon, gosh

//rlly need to learn how to say "Papineau," cause my nickname for him is "Papi" and without context I sound rlly weird 😭//