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@simmingwithsimplicity
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family dinner <3
A little family bonding never hurt
Autumn: Hi there, I’m so sorry about my husband! He can be a little crazy sometimes
Jordan: Oh that’s alright, he’s just showing how much he cares
Autumn: You can say that again! Anywho, I’m Autumn
Jordan: It’s a pleasure to meet you, I’m Jordan. Wow, Mrs. Wyatt... I can tell where Anne gets her good looks from!
Autumn:Â Oh, thank you. Would you like to stay for dinner?
Jordan: I’d love to, thank you very much
Irving: Hello there, I’m Irving. You must be Jordan!
Jordan:Â I sure am
Irving: I’ve heard a lot about you... Anne really likes you
Jordan:Â I sure hope so, I like her so much
Irving:Â Now I just want you to know that my daughters are my favorite people in the world and I would do anything for them, that includes killing petty boys who hurt their feelings. Got it?
Jordan: Uh... yes sir. If I may say, sir, I would never purposefully hurt Anne or anyone else, even animals. I’m a vegan
Irving:Â Ah, okay, so you understand how precious life is and how awful it is when beings are mistreated
Jordan:Â Yes sir.
Irving: Alright then I think we’ll get along just fine. I know you haven’t asked for it but you have my permission to date Anne
Jordan:Â Thank you, sir. It means a lot!
Anne:Â Happy Leisure Day!
Jordan:Â Happy Leisure Day to you, babe
Aubrey:Â How has your new life been?
Irving:Â Well... I have three amazing daughters. Anne is 17, Alicia is 14, and Aaliyah is 11. I just got a promotion too!
Aubrey:Â I heard about that, congrats!
Irving: Thank you... tell me about your life. What’s been happening lately?
Aubrey: I got married about 3 years ago to Milton Hudson-
Irving: Wait, that’s Marina’s brother. Isn’t that against the law?
Aubrey: He’s Marina’s half-brother. There’s no blood between us. Anyways, I recently had a baby, his name is Derick and I’m pregnant right now!
Irving:Â Wow... my little girl has babies of her own!
Aubrey:Â Yeah well Marina has 2 kids
Irving: What? I have 3 grandkids?! That’s so weird...
Aubrey: You’re pretty old, dad
Irving:Â I know, I know
by the way, if y’all want constant updates about the family, check out the family tree I made! x
Irving:Â Aubrey...?
Aubrey:Â Dad, is that really you?
Irving:Â it sure is
Aubrey: What are you doing here? I haven’t seen you in years...
Irving: I just want to apologize for everything... I shouldn’t have kicked you, Adam, and Allison out of my life.
Aubrey: Wow I mean... I’m ready to forgive you but I don’t think Adam is. He blames mom and Allison’s death on you...Mom went a little crazy after you got remarried.
Irving:Â What happened to them?
Aubrey: Mom was speeding down the interstate and just didn’t slow down. Allison died when my mom crashed into the median but mom died in the ICU.
Irving: I’m so... so sorry
Anne: Jordan, it’s so good to see you! How long has it been?
Jordan:Â Way too long. What are you up to lately?
Anne:Â Oh you know, just helping around the house...
Jordan: You don’t have a boyfriend do you?
Anne:Â No, not at the moment... do you have a girlfriend?
Jordan:Â not at the moment
A human playing a video game of a sim using the computer... what is my life?
Anne:Â Rise and shine, Aaliyah!
Aaliyah:Â mommy!
Anne: No sweety, I’m your sister Anne
Aaliyah:Â Annie?
Anne: Sure, let’s go with that
Alicia: I think I’ll just... nap here...
Anne:Â So... If 2+3 comes before 8*6, I do the 2+3 first?
Irving:Â yeah, and remember to always use PEMDAS
Anne:Â Okay, I think I finally get it! Thanks dad
Irving:Â no problem, kiddo