This still exists?

PISS IN MY ASS

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changed url from ‘fuckyeswecannabis’ cause I’m not 17 anymore lol

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Step 1: Stare at the centre dot for 30 seconds.

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Step 2: Look at any of these 5 pictures.

Step 3: Enjoy!

omg this is from bioshock jasldfjalksdjflkajflk;awjf <3 <3 

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Yooooo

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6 more tattoos booked for the year so far. Dying to see more coverage on my body 😰

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omg

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and they say chivalry is dead

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Emilia Clarke | Vogue UK, May 2015 (x)

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HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

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SAIL

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I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

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there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

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I’m so glad this is back

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this will never get old

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If I die this is what killed me

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[potatomist]

Someone skipped leg day

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nicknames/mottos (a more truthful version): countries

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As a Scottish person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

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As an English person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate

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As an American person I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

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reblogging cause new zealand

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I’ve never seen a cat sit like this before

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