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If muggles dress up as sexy witches, do witches dress up as sexy muggles? Or are wizardkind kind of past those shenanigans?

minnowandabook

I think muggle children are doing that this year, actually, so…I guess we’ll see?

simonofhousegraymon

That’s true. But I think the costumes here are pretty awesome anyway.

simonofhousegraymon

If muggles dress up as sexy witches, do witches dress up as sexy muggles? Or are wizardkind kind of past those shenanigans?

minnowandabook

I don’t think it has ever occurred to a witch to dress up as a sexy muggle. how would that even look?

gardeniasforgen

Wouldn’t that just be like… a sexy nurse, sexy firefighter, those typical outfits? I mean, I dressed up as a witch… a trope witch, but a witch.

simonofhousegraymon

Honestly??? I dunno. I guess someone might dress up as an influencer or something????

If muggles dress up as sexy witches, do witches dress up as sexy muggles? Or are wizardkind kind of past those shenanigans?

#starter #sugar induced musings with simon

housegraymon

herecomesjazza:

I don’t usually go all out for my costumes, but I figured why not this year?

You look incredible! Did it take long to make your hair all pink like that?

simonofhousegraymon

Oh my god you’re adorable.

#i love you boo #your costume is also adorable jazza #not ignoring that masterpiece

mygameisbetterthanyours

This is more than I would normally do but I figured why not, let’s have some fun with this this year.

simonofhousegraymon

Oh wow, you make a better Catwoman than Julie Newmar!!!

#dang you're pretty

Okay, so hear me out, trick or treating is where its at. We should petition to get to go into one of the local towns for trick or treating for experiential learning or whatever. Bonus points? You all get to split my candy because I know better. Most of the time.

#starter #open starter #rp blog #seriously guys this would be the most fun ever

What is your biggest regret?

Probably reaching out to my bio dad. Everyone warned me he was gonna want nothing to do with me, but nope, had to go get rejected myself. 10/10 do not recommend.

#ignore the text #asks #Anonymous

chaoticthunderbird

If you play among us, hit me up. @mygameisbetterthanyours and I tore up that game last night.

simonofhousegraymon

Awww shoot, and I missed it because I was cleaning plant guts off of the herbology lab walls. Again.

chaoticthunderbird

I am very concerned over the fact that you had to clean plant guts again.

simonofhousegraymon

Yeah no joke! You’d think I’d have figured out what spells make plants projectile vomit at you and learn how to avoid them.

#this is how i got voted most likely to get murdered by a plant #murphy's law max #murphy's law!#c: max

chaoticthunderbird

If you play among us, hit me up. @mygameisbetterthanyours and I tore up that game last night.

simonofhousegraymon

Awww shoot, and I missed it because I was cleaning plant guts off of the herbology lab walls. Again.

#ignore the text

hardygraces

simonofhousegraymon:

Oh look, you are Char match. With the poofy bottom bits. It’s kind of cool. Also you guys are making me feel very short right now and I am in awe of your ability to walk on pointy shoes.

Awww, thank you, Si. And I make you feel short all the time, so that isn’t anything new. But I would happily teach you how to walk in heels. I think you’d rock them.

simonofhousegraymon

That would be because I’m short. I’m conveniently travel sized.

I mean, I can skate so in theory I can balance on pokey things. With all of the grace of a drunken elephant.

#just your everyday average pocket simon

hardygraces

simonofhousegraymon

Oh look, you are Char match. With the poofy bottom bits. It’s kind of cool. Also you guys are making me feel very short right now and I am in awe of your ability to walk on pointy shoes.