[dennie-from-wonderland]

[nalle]

[simonwtf-blog]

We’re gonna die. No, we’re not, Mac.

[morganngl]

They do! Monkeys are cool. Did you know they eat bananas? You have a sister? Oh my gosh, you said the s word! That’s not a nice word!

[simonwtf-blog]

But... I eat bananas. Oh my, does that mean I'm a monkey? Yes, a younger sister. Swiper? Is that not a nice word?

[morganngl]

Mom says it’s because it’s one of the school rules. Yay! I get the leopard friend and the hang gliding backpack!

[simonwtf-blog]

I don't like rules, they stink! And I get a monkey friend, I do like monkeys. My stupid sister can be stupid Swiper, that fox isn't very nice.

[morganngl]

Not on the walls, silly. Oh, I know that show! Can I be Diego?

[simonwtf-blog]

Why not? The walls are such a bland color. Yes, because I'm Dora. I'm always Dora!

[fkpierce-blog]

Little do ya’ll know, Guitar strings cost so much money. I don’t get it though, I could probably make them myself? But I’ve got to pay 40 bucks every time one of mine break.

[fkpierce-blog]

[simonwtf-blog]

If only you had unlimited funds.

[jfccaroline]

And to think I thought I was going to make it through winter without getting sick…. oh well.

[simonwtf-blog]

So you're sick? Stay at least thirty feet away from me, please and thank you.

[issa-is-archive]

So. I got a job with a new magazine. And, this is the outfit I’m shooting in….I’m kinda freaking out. Please help me calm down?

[simonwtf-blog]

Is this one of those vulgar magazines? Oh Lord have mercy on this woman and her devilish ways.

[morganngl]

I paint all kinds of things but mostly canvases, but in my room at home, I have paint over all the walls.Oh, now I’m excited! I’ll wear my explorer’s boots and bring my compass.

[simonwtf-blog]

Do you not paint in your dorm room here? We can be like that Dora and Diego from that very fun show!

[tiffanywth-blog]

I’m not taking it back, stupid. God doesn’t exist, neither does Heaven or Hell or your precious Jesus. Are you done?

[simonwtf-blog]

You're making me very sad with your lies, Tiffany. Mother said you're not suppose to make me sad!

[guyswithhotminds]

Finn Wittrock

[morganngl]

I love to paint! Do you like to paint? Oh, where it’s very light and pale and a little yellow? It is because it’s blonde. I don’t know. Maybe. Should we go exploring to see if we can find any?

[simonwtf-blog]

I used to paint in Sunday school and I really enjoyed it! What do you paint? Exactly, it's a perfect picture. Yes, we should go exploring! I'll dig out my binoculars and my explorer's hat. We should go at the weekend, when there's no classes and we can play out for longer.

[hjviolet]

Did she? I always did too. I loved learning about her at church. My mom gave me the nickname and it’s always what everyone has called me. It brought me comfort after she died.

[simonwtf-blog]

You go to church too? Oh, that's so exciting! That must mean you're a pure soul, there's not many of us left. Oh, I do apologize for your mother's departure. She's an angel now.

[tiffanywth-blog]

Simon, calm the fuck down. Now!

[simonwtf-blog]

No, Tiffany, no! Not until you take it back!

[morganngl]

I like to paint with all the colors though. But the sky is lots of different shades of blue. Which one do you like best? The sun is pretty. Yellow is a pretty color. That’s why! Oh you’re so smart! I like the orange ones. Which kids? Do they go  here? Can we go there?

[simonwtf-blog]

You like to paint? That's a creative hobby. I like the shade of blue in the sky when it's morning, it's so beautifully marvellous! Your hair is kind of yellow. I am very smart! Is there any bridges around here? Because then we can go to Terabithia and play with giants.

[morganngl]

Is it really? I don’t have a favorite color. I love them all. My mom always told me me to ignore them too! Our moms must be really smart. Oh my gosh, think how much fun we could have!

[simonwtf-blog]

It is, like the sky. But everyone has a favorite color! I think yellow would suit you, just like the sun. Our mothers were definitely super smart, and that's why we're special because we're the descendants of smarties! Ooh, I love smarties, especially the green ones. We could have been like those kids and made a land called Terabithia. 

[morganngl]

That sounds like it! Well, I told you it didn’t sound safe. I think you had a bow on your head. All presents come with bows. Well, bullies and door to door salesmen are people too. But bullies are just mean people. Wow, that’s so cool! Mom says I get too carried away with mine.

[simonwtf-blog]

I hope I did have a bow on my head, I hope it was a big blue one. Blue's my favorite color. Mother says they're the devil's men and we should just ignore them and not let them win, and that they were sent from below to test us and make us sin. Imagine what wondrous things could happen if we put our imaginations together!