Just fyi, feeling called out right now.
Image: black background with all cap white letters saying:
“As a knitter, you should own the following:
- assorted needles, none of which you can find
- enough patterns to sink a ship
- handfuls of stitch markers, but only be able to find one at a time
- a cat and or dog
- more coffee mugs than will fit in your cupboard
- a special stash of yarn you will never, ever knit up
I am all if these!












