Kinky Sexy Fun

This is my 18+ blog. She/her. Taken, not looking. I'm in my 30's. A bi switch. Blank and ageless blogs will be blocked. All posts refer to people ages 18 & up. Any questions please feel free to ask. Hope you enjoy :)

[simplyshortandhorny]

ATTENTION EVERYONE

I am not a sex toy. I am a person. Regardless of my kinks I do not want to talk about sex 24 hours a day and owe exactly no one any part of myself.

Have a nice day

[stillvathek]

The latest wave of pornobots is annoyingly blunt and obvious. Which is saying something, given their typical calibre.

Thank God Tumblr got rid of tits and solved this.

Oh wait.

[narcissistichedonist]

gently fucking her anxiety away

"shhh, darling. no more thinking. you don’t need to worry about anything when my cock is this deep inside you."

"feel that ? every thrust is pushing those anxious thoughts out of your head. that’s it… just take it like a good girl."

"you’re clenching so hard, precious angel. your anxious little cunt loves being fucked calm, doesn’t it?"

"cry if you need to. i’m not stopping until the only thing left in that pretty head is how full you feel."

"there we go… look at you. all soft and stupid now. no more anxiety. just my cum leaking out of you and that empty, happy little smile."

[narcissistichedonist]

gently fucking her anxiety away

"shhh, darling. no more thinking. you don’t need to worry about anything when my cock is this deep inside you."

"feel that ? every thrust is pushing those anxious thoughts out of your head. that’s it… just take it like a good girl."

"you’re clenching so hard, precious angel. your anxious little cunt loves being fucked calm, doesn’t it?"

"cry if you need to. i’m not stopping until the only thing left in that pretty head is how full you feel."

"there we go… look at you. all soft and stupid now. no more anxiety. just my cum leaking out of you and that empty, happy little smile."

[borntonaughty]

[rabbitdyke]

if you're teaching someone something like the stoplight system you can make it fun and sexy. explain the premise. green=go, yellow=slow down/can’t take any more of that right now, red=full stop. start touching them. whisper "what's your color?" in their ear. they're going to say green. start groping them. what's your color? pinch their nipples. what's your color? bite their neck. what's your color? start slapping their ass. what's your color? go harder. what's your color? they're gunna become a babbling mess eventually. they're only going to get rewarded when they answer your question, though. if they stop responding to "what's your color?" then stop until they do. it's a silly sexy way to build trust with someone and get them comfortable with safewording.

[desperateandwhiny]

oh god this sounds so hot who's gonna do it to me pleeeaaase

[catchymemes]

[zeta-finnish]

Hell yeah i do

[imapuppetqueer]

Gotta catch em all

[xxhtsr-z-deactivated20230708]

[machista33]

Tu único deseo debe ser ese.

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[fluffyplushiesworld]

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

[thememedaddy]

[blacck-mare-onn-gee-street]

[cumluvingsuccubus]

do u ever put urself into doggy position just because it feels really slutty. like arms folded under the pillow with your face smushed against it and your back arched and hips tilted up and legs spread wide. it makes me feel like such an empty needy whore it feels sooo good all u bottoms should try it

[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[virginniana]

[albamelody]

prettiest thing