Welcome To Wonderland

California/a ball of anxiety, panicky goodness/ loves tea and books/♉️/ Other places I exist: snapchat: that_nerdygal Instagram: simplyweirdlyme

[simplyweirdlyme]

I’ve decided to binge watch Golden Girls and I have come to the conclusion that I will grow up to be Sophia. And I am okay with this.

[simplyweirdlyme]

So I guess I can, I don't know, give an update on my life.......I guess. First off I am now a mommy. And it is very rewarding, even when I'm up at the crack of dawn (I've been surviving with coffee) I have moved to the east coast and couldn't be happier. Mostly because I can just focus on myself and my daughter. And everyone is so nice here (it could be because I have a baby girl) I took my daughter to the library for the first time, even though she can't read yet. I got her some books so I can read to her (not to mention the big ass bag of books that I bought from the goodwill......or the fact I'm going to buy her more.....) So I kind of guess that's it? I mean all I've been doing is taking care of my daughter and trying to get my life on track. Look for a job and get my lisence. Also I've been watching Red vs Blue and I cried like a big baby. No lie there

[studyblr]

soon: comfy sweaters, hot beverages in cups, leaves crunching under your feet, drops of rain against the window, reading your book in bed

[brienneofthrace]

The love is strong with these ones. 

[simplyweirdlyme]

Jughead: I hate funerals, I never know what to say

Archie: just say, I'm sorry for your loss and move on

Jughead *to cheryl*: I'm sorry for your loss... Move on.

[simplyweirdlyme]

Betty: It’s not a big deal. I’ve seen Jughead's stuff, like, a million times.

Archie: Why haven’t I seen it?

Betty: Why do you want to see it?

Archie: He’s a close friend! What if Jughead gets into an accident? What if he’s horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? And I’m standing there saying, “Sorry officer, I can’t help you, because no, I haven’t seen his penis.”

[simplyweirdlyme]

Church: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!

Caboose, voice cracking: Everyone?

Church: ...

Church, sighing: Everyone, but you.

[simplyweirdlyme]

WHat I think: Trump is a stupid cheeto with corn fuzz on it's head

What comes out of my mouth: Look at that cheeto with corn fuzz on it's head, it's stupid

[simplyweirdlyme]

Tucker: There will come a moment when you'll have a chance to do the right thing.

Felix: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

[simplyweirdlyme]

Wash: What have I said about comparing Felix to the devil?

Church: That it's offensive to the devil.

[simplyweirdlyme]

Grif: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?

Simmons: I saw you.

Grif: Honestly that's so gay and sweet, and it really makes this awkward, because I was going show you a photo of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey.

[meghaljanardan]

New Titans Vol 1 #55 1989

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[l-obscurite-i-deactivated202211]

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

[simplyweirdlyme]

Negan: jesus christ! is that a fucking gremlin?

Carl: no? its my sister!

Negan: whatever just nobody feed that fucking thing after midnight

[lunaslvgoods]

[unironicenjoyment-deactivated20]

I live for Morgan being 600% done with Reid’s nonsense.

[simplyweirdlyme]

so I have watched all 11 seasons of Criminal Minds on Netflix and I'm on season 12 (I found a website that does both movies and tv shows which fills me with joy! Serious joy since next month is the premiere of IZombie season 3 and I don't have cable!) ANYWAYS, I am neck deep in feels (and raging hormones don't help.....the reason why I have raging hormones is cause........yeeeeah). I am all for the Latino agent Velez! He is heaven sent!!!