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[eunnieboo]

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

[degrassicaps]

[meloetta]

i’m so bitter i can’t let go of anything i’ll be having a perfectly normal conversation with someone then remember something hurtful they said 8 months ago and be like ‘well anyways i’m going to bed bye’ at 2pm

[black-0rpheus]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

The line that will go down in history.  

[pomzero-deactivated20180116]

Look at red faced Boner behind him

[micdotcom]

Watch: Megyn Kelly just put Donald Trump in his place for all his sexist comments

[eliaes-deactivated20160508]

“being politically correct” …. you’re running for presidency????? like??? i? dont? understand?

[diasconredfox]

“The Happy Page” (la página feliz) es el nombre de este excelente proyecto que recopila el significado de la felicidad según el público para ilustrarlo de una tierna manera.

(más tras el salto)

Seguir leyendo

[conchesumadres]

Mira que Bonito.

[4gifs]

[ryanreynoldssource]

[ourlittlelivesdontcountatall]

[humortrain]

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[daveybaby]

Update!

[peytonmanningjr-blog]

Omg

[glitter-andsarcasm]

cutest.thing.ever.

[weloveshortvideos]

How I feel in the morning

[reedhasnospeed-deactivated20160]

“Murnin”

[sweet-jammies-bro]

How to blow your cat’s mind: brush their teeth.

[sizvideos]

[thefrogman]

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

[basedpotatochip]

Dog in a dog

[singing-fangirl]

So I just remembered this from Goblet of Fire:

“Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor,

Fair Ravenclaw, from glen,

Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad,

Shrewd Slytherin, from fen.”

I reckon this means that the founders are from England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland respectively, and so they are literally bringing wizards and witches from all over Great Britain. Also, their colours are the colours associated with each country; red for England, blue for Scotland, yellow for Wales and green for Ireland.

I love this world so so much.

[gingerchic333]

NO WONDER GRYFFINDOR AND SLYTHERIN HATE EACH OTHER

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

filed under more jokes i never understood until now