SimsJohnlock

All the glorious Johnlock Sims 4 stuff so I stop cluttering up my Fandom blog. BTW this is simplyclockwork

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Playing Sims with Sherlock and John Part 6

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

All right, date night continued

So the boys were gettin close after Sherlock fell asleep and John ditched him to talk to awake people

They are truly terrible kissers, btw, pecking at one another like chickens. I mean??? Lots of work to be done

Also - mutual startling! Not sure what that’s about

More giggly boy John

Then some random old lady decided to come and hang out right in front of the boys with her cup of iced coffee. Fuckin rude

She wouldn’t go away either, kept trying to have a conversation when they were clearly busy, having a tickle fight

Yeah, she really can’t take a hint. Go away, ms iced coffee

Super cute romantic date cuddling with iced coffee lady’s hand flipping around

John is the softest boy

This goddamn cuteness

True to form, John throwin Sherlock around in some big PDA

And that concludes the date night. Stay tuned for the next saga, where Sherlock attempts to solve a crime on zero sleep, because he couldn’t be arsed to call in, and also I clocked ‘join them’ and had to go simulate capitalism in a damn game

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Happy 10 Years

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Playing Sims with Sherlock and John Part 5

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 

So our boys went on a date to a nice lounge. Date activities included:

Conversations at the bar, mainly about shutter shades, which I don’t think have been a hit since like the early 2010s

Sherlock choosing to ignore his husband to talk to this random dude who I thought was Lestrade, but actually was not

Sherlock’s response to this was to flex his noodle arms like a complete dweeb. Whether this was an attempt at flirting or intimidation, I will never know

And then this suave fuckin cheesiness

Followed by Sherlock falling asleep, which John didn’t like, so he ditched him

Which led to this very sad moment, where John went to socialize with some awake people, and Sherlock stared after him like a sad, pining baby. This was a little too like the show for my liking

John couldn’t stay away for long, and Sherlock was happy enough to enjoy the view

They made up pretty quick, Sherlock being his usual needy boy self

Kisses and cuddles coming next! Soft boys!

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 4

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Sherlock is like ‘good thing he’s cute because dear god, he is an absolute dork’

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John Watson, master chef

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Okay this is… concerning

John - NO!

JOHN YOURE A DOCTOR

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Sherlock is the happiest boy

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World’s softest consulting detective

Also the biggest ho

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Btw, John is a good ho-sband

Still soft boy

Also John learned some new dance moves

I’m so proud

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Look out folks, the 221B sims world is expanding

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Also

Donovan and Anderson. Not a couple tho cos nah

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And the Neighbourhood grew again

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 4

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Sherlock is like ‘good thing he’s cute because dear god, he is an absolute dork’

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John Watson, master chef

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Okay this is… concerning

John - NO!

JOHN YOURE A DOCTOR

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Sherlock is the happiest boy

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World’s softest consulting detective

Also the biggest ho

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Btw, John is a good ho-sband

Still soft boy

Also John learned some new dance moves

I’m so proud

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Look out folks, the 221B sims world is expanding

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Also

Donovan and Anderson. Not a couple tho cos nah

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 4

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Sherlock is like ‘good thing he’s cute because dear god, he is an absolute dork’

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John Watson, master chef

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Okay this is… concerning

John - NO!

JOHN YOURE A DOCTOR

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Sherlock is the happiest boy

[simsjohnlock]

World’s softest consulting detective

Also the biggest ho

[simsjohnlock]

Btw, John is a good ho-sband

Still soft boy

Also John learned some new dance moves

I’m so proud

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Look out folks, the 221B sims world is expanding

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 4

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Sherlock is like ‘good thing he’s cute because dear god, he is an absolute dork’

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John Watson, master chef

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Okay this is… concerning

John - NO!

JOHN YOURE A DOCTOR

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Sherlock is the happiest boy

[simsjohnlock]

World’s softest consulting detective

Also the biggest ho

[simsjohnlock]

Btw, John is a good ho-sband

Still soft boy

Also John learned some new dance moves

I’m so proud

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 4

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Sherlock is like ‘good thing he’s cute because dear god, he is an absolute dork’

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John Watson, master chef

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Okay this is… concerning

John - NO!

JOHN YOURE A DOCTOR

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Sherlock is the happiest boy

[simsjohnlock]

World’s softest consulting detective

Also the biggest ho

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 4

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Sherlock is like ‘good thing he’s cute because dear god, he is an absolute dork’

[simsjohnlock]

John Watson, master chef

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Okay this is… concerning

John - NO!

JOHN YOURE A DOCTOR

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Sherlock is the happiest boy

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 4

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Sherlock is like ‘good thing he’s cute because dear god, he is an absolute dork’

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John Watson, master chef

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Okay this is... concerning

John - NO!

JOHN YOURE A DOCTOR

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 4

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Sherlock is like ‘good thing he’s cute because dear god, he is an absolute dork’

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John Watson, master chef

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 4

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Sherlock is like ‘good thing he’s cute because dear god, he is an absolute dork’

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 3

Last thread was getting long again, here’s the new one

Part 1 | Part 2

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John tried to make a friend

Apparently he was too boring, so John left him for the bath

Also John is rude

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More ho-dance moves from John

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JOHN IT IS NOT RED PANTS MONDAY PUT ON SOME CLOTHES

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WAIT A MINUTE WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

Apparently John wants a private dance

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I can’t believe John just went and sat down in the client chair and Sherlock is like hell ya, lemme get down for ya babe

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, JOHN???

Sherlock doesn’t really know what he’s doin but he’s trying his darndest to shake what his momma gave him

John thinks it’s comparable to a dresser?

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Check that flirting tho, wave AND mentioning flowers. Total stud

John’s like damn, she really is your kid

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John Part 2

First part of this thread is here

Boys are gettin flirty on the couch, guess Three-Continents Watson is never too tired to flirt

I mean, look at this soft baby

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I asked them to be enticing, this is what I got

Bloody dorks

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Who the fuck broke the dollhouse again? It wasn’t Sherlock this time

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So Sherlock is a detective and apparently he went to work without having a shower, and his hygiene meter is pretty awful

John doesn’t have a job and would rather be eating fast food than his bacon and eggs

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John, on his own, raced downstairs to kiss his dirty husband, green stink lines and all

If that ain’t love, idk what is

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John’s in some kind of mood

Um...

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As soon as Sherlock gets home, John is immediately flirty

Then he runs downstairs and outside where Sherlock just stands on the sidewalk

Apparently Sherlock can’t come into the house until John runs outside to kiss him, like some weird vampire

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Also look at the adorable fucking wiggle John does after kissing Sherlock hello

Sherlock doesn’t seem impressed by it but I sure am

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Oh my

Right out in front of the flat. Why not, that’s a good place for that

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The neighbours: oh god, those two are making out on the sidewalk again

John: casually spins Sherlock around like a rag doll

Sherlock:

Also Sherlock:

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Playing sims with Sherlock and John

Why is John thinking about Rosie’s dollhouse while he’s kissing Sherlock tho

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Oh no, that glitch happened where they get stuck in bed after woohooing

I guess Rosie has to raise herself now

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Okay they made it out of bed, now John is thinking about the toilet while kissing Sherlock

That’s so romantic

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Now John is standing in the hall by himself, making sexy poses to no one...

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John is now making food while Sherlock walks around in his underwear

Now he’s eating oatmeal while John makes dinner —

NOW JOHN IS ON FIRE WTF

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Well that was zero to sixty real quick. Sherlock extinguished the fire and saved John, and went back to eating what is actually applesauce, not oatmeal

John went to take an angry bath

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Tried to get Sherlock to cook some food, but he decided to read a book and think about aliens instead.

Still in his underwear

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Sherlock also destroyed Rosie’s dollhouse and John had to fix it. Not sure why, but he did, and apparently felt rather satisfied about it

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Super romantic ‘dancing together’ where John keeps dancing like a goddamn ho and thinking about grilled cheese

Sherlock also has some, uh, moves

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Sherlock had a romantic pee while John took a bubble bath, this truly is married life

He only thought about washing his hands tho, which was pretty gross

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I’m a little scared to let John light the fire place after he burst into flames making Mac and cheese but ok

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John made Sherlock mad by talking about boxing gloves, but he made it up to him by telling him how much he loves rocket ships. So it’s all good

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John being a creep, watching Sherlock have nightmares about briefcases full of money

Followed by Sherlock having pirate themed dreams

And John laughing in his sleep about who knows what. Probably toilets

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Well that’s rude

Hard to read, but John has frayed nerves from Sherlock’s bad violin playing

Also apparently they can never be bothered to put clothes on, ever. Poor Rosie

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John finally learned how to make mac and cheese without bursting into flames, but it was so exhausting that he fell asleep on the couch

(Also I may start a new thread cos this one is getting long af)