If you don't hate me, then reanimate me

Evan - he/him - 20 - my interests include Re-Animator, Hannibal, WTNV, The Magnus Archives, and My Chemical Romance

[amazoogle]

[triangleguy]

[malibuklaus]

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[gean-grey-blog]

Favorite thing about the Red Note shenanigans: Mongolian ranchers suddenly gaining a rabid following of American horse girls and being like "we knew you had cowboys but we didn't know you value and love horses as friends like we do, this is excellent"

Mongolian rancher 🤝 American horse girl synergy I guess

[hauntedphgrph]

mikey and gee dont look crazy similar until u see their faces side by side in the same angle and you're jusr like Oh. thats kiki and bouba

[svitoshitpost]

LIKE THIS PHOTO

[hydrahowl]

does this on your dash

[crag-the-caveman]

Crag eat goat meat tonight

[hydrahowl]

[sexygaywizard]

Who wants to come with me to New Jersey to go on an exciting adventure to find the magical mystery baseball mud

[normal-horoscopes]

POWERFUL American Potion Ingredient: Secret New Jersey Baseball Mud

[striders]

i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true

[savedgame]

[spidersdaily]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[sapphling]

I am NOT trying to trick you into putting a leash on. and if you would just come here, within leashing-range, you'd be able to see that

[sapphling]

did you guys know that people ship the real life white boys who drive nascars because i didn’t until somebody reblogged this with that added

[poutine-supreme]

a moment of silence, please

[wyrmrave]

“I have to believe our worst moments don’t make us monsters, Jim”

[galacticpasta]

accidentally hit something on the treadmill at my gym and it opened a web browser??

[galacticpasta]

[gorgo4ne-deactivated20250804]

"Useless ray of goddamn sunshine. You could have taught an old fool like me a lot."

Referenced Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan (1885)

[marejadilla]

Ian Cumberland, “Panopticon II”, 2019, oil on linen. B. 1983, Banbridge, Co. Down, Ireland.

[antiocheanism]

yes The Math Sorcerer. im sorry The Math Sorcerer.