Giovanna X Lioness

INFP , Leo, Goddess, Eccentric, SILLY, totally into dark humor,😈 inquisitive, Charismatic, sensitive 🥺

[sincerelydora]

I miss you shorty 😥🤤

[sincerelydora]

Thinking

Just wondering why you turned my first name into fuck. Why I can no longer trust you and why ever since this all happened, I replay things in my head and they just all make sense.

[wtfzodiacsigns]

Why the signs are single

Aries: Got cheated on

Taurus: In a relationship with God

Gemini: Too busy dating themselves

Cancer: Too ugly

Leo: Trust issues

Virgo: Too much pride

Libra: Just broke up with their ex

Scorpio: has too many hoes

Sagittarius: In a relationship in their mind

Capricorn: Killed their ex

Aquarius: In love with someone’s bae

Pisces: Secretly dating an alien

[sincerelydora]

Ctfup some of these is true

Leo Pisces I’m sure and libra 😂

[fucky0uoops]

If I sense any hint of disinterest, I shut down so quickly

[65]

if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

[sincerelydora]

If I had a dick, i’d remove my ribs so i could suck my own dick.

[sincerelydora]

I hope you got the point. I should take my own advice. I left my self behind…I almost lost my mind trying to please people who make me hurt.

[meyhew]

do u take constructive criticism

i only take cash or credit 

[sincerelydora]

I understand

My dreams tell me things in detail about people sometimes they come in specifics to peoples faces ive never met or their names. It’s a gift i have. I’ve been getting alot of warning dreams and whatever force gives me this information, i understand & thank you.

[afirahs]

[myxandme-blog]

[sincerelydora]

[sincerelydora]

Nice For What ?

[murdernachos]

[sincerelydora]

Facts about this juice:

This juice is sold out everywhere.

Many people enjoy this juice.

9/10 people are getting more than their daily serving.

[viridianmind]

[sincerelydora]

Scenario: My pencil rolled into the back of said desk. I ate too much for far too long, so my arms are the size of thighs now. My right arm is stuck in the desk. I raise my left arm and disrupt the class and loudly demand a can of lard from the teacher to release my arm from the death trap that was once an innocent desk. The Teacher declines. Says I shouldn’t of eaten 4ths during lunch and insists that I keep quiet during the lecture. Im angry now. 1, I’m hungry for a cheeseburger, 2… My thigh, I mean ARM is stuck. I get up!! Arm still attached. I attempt to leave the class without permission. I’m super strong and am able to lift the desk and I ‘accidentally’ hit that bitch Samantha in the back of the head. She’s unconscious….. The class gasps… I keep going. Im in the hallway… I open my bookbag with my left hand…. Fluffy is in my book bag. I let her out…..she starts to nibble at my bag of cheetos in the side pocket of my bag…I’m starting to sweat…. My arm is free….fluffy you saved the day.

[kushandwizdom]

Pussy is everywhere. Dick is everywhere. Chemistry isn't.

[sincerelydora]

Hmmm everyone’s energy is weird. Maybe I’m being too nice lol whatever that means.