Poetically Petty 🍋

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🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀

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Just Fake

Best Fran: This lipstick cute on me huh??

Me: *in head goes... Ew. Barf. That's fugly af. BUT she can look stupid and I'll get all the likes on our pics*.... Girl! Yassss. Work that green metallic lipstick. It brings out your eyes😘

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Petty Thoughts 007

Read Receipts… Petty af

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Petty Txt Battles

Me: Hey baby, good morning

Bae: Hey

Me: bye, goodnight.

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Ray J

The Queen of Petty

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Bitch don't kill my vibe.... Petty.

-Kendrick Lamar

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Petty Thoughts 006

Admit it, we all have been petty at some point in our lives. Someone just decided to bring the word "petty" out in 2016 and make it a trend. Just like my shit and share after you read this. If not, kick rocks and suck a titty. 😘 ... [Is this even a thought?? Dahwell...🙃]

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Petty Thoughts 005

If I don't get positive vibes off of our first encounter... I'm done with you. No second chances, you lose. Duh.

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Petty Thoughts 004

Whoever created the "block" button is petty af

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Petty Thoughts 003

When you delete them out the group chat cause they never respond

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Petty Thoughts 002

*the girl you hate comments sweetly on your photos and you wanna be like biiiihhhtttcchh... But you always respond with a neutral emoji.. Bitches love emojis 😍😘💃🏽

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"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it" .... Says the person who has a phat ring and the ugliest nigga in the industry ...ooh I'm being petty... Dahwell 🙃

-Beyoncé and sincerelythepettypoet

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Yas bitch

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Nooooo. Oh what a woorld. I'm so upset. Tragic.

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Nuff Said

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Petty Thoughts 001

If I say "hey babe" and you respond with "hey" ... I'm catchin a attitude.

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"Do you and Ima do me"

-every petty argument ever in life