Girl in the Corner

Heh. The blog title says it all xD

[animal-factbook]

Dog owners please be aware.

[teamvoorhees]

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

[vaspider]

This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.

[busterposeys]

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

[libby-on-the-label]

[lesbian-state-of-mind]

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

[tyleroakley]

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

whAT THE FUCK

[nopeabsolutelynot-deactivated20]

I’m too tired for this

[nethilia]

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

[sogayitwrites]

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

[monticellomarshmallow]

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

depression sucks because you could be half way done dancing in your underwear and making cookies and all the sudden everything is pointless and you feel so lost and worthless and have no motivation to breath and it’s like ??????? theses cookies were going to be great ??? calm down depression ?? pls ?

[just-shower-thoughts]

The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

[orriculum]

Laws are picky about what sort of spirits you’re allowed to deal with.

[blogofimpossiblethings]

All 👏 dogs 👏 are 👏 good 👏 dogs 

[blogofimpossiblethings]

All 👏 cats 👏 are 👏 good 👏 cats

[blogofimpossiblethings]

All 👏 spiders 👏 are 👏 terrifying 👏 and 👏 need 👏 to 👏 stay 👏 away 👏 from 👏 me 👏 but 👏 are 👏 still 👏 inherently 👏 good

[umbrella-formerly]

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

[patrickgalantes-archived]

consent through fear is not consent

[r-grimes]

let’s repeat that again:

consent through fear is not consent

[platonic-suggestion]

And while we’re at it:

consent through guilt is not consent either

[om-exia]

[ubiquitous-pearl-deactivated201]

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

MythBusters did an episode on how to survive a shark attack and a shark’s nose is so sensitive that a gentle tap is all you need to drive it away. The guy sat on the ocean floor with a bucket of chum and didn’t get attacked once, when hungry sharks swam up he’d give them a boop on the nose and they’d swim away. So if the shark is friendly, pet the snoot. If the shark is dangerous, boop the snoot. Either way, no one dies. 

Boop the snoot

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’

[rapunzelie]

I don’t necessarily work ‘better under pressure’, I just literally will not work until I am under the extreme pressure of time constraints created by my own unnecessary procrastination

[onlytwitterpics]

[glasion-deactivated20160409]

“dude im wasted” and by wasted im talking about all my wasted potential because im a lazy piece of shit

[with-practice]

[axolotlapothecary]

Please stop boycotting “A Dog’s Purpose”. That video of “animal abuse” was posted by TMZ. TMZ, who is just about tabloids and is known to be problematic. As a trainer, the person working with the dog was doing what he could. He stayed by her side, at her level, and spoke to her and reassuringly touched her sides. This video was ALSO made by PETA, an organization that is notoriously awful. They have stolen animals from people’s homes and euthanized them several times. They also edited the video to skip right from footage off the dog being nervous about the water right to her being IN the water, implying they just threw her in. They didn’t. She’s a German shepherd, she isn’t a water dog ad would naturally be nervous. The minute she showed any sign of struggled, they removed her and cared for her. This is a trained animal and trained workers who know how to make entertainment without hurting the doggy cast. Don’t boycott this film because of a literal tabloid.

[spellcore]

the dog (who is named Hercules) actually was chosen for his love of water. the reason he was nervous was because he’d been rehearsing the scene entering the water from the opposite side of the pool- he only freaked out when asked to enter on the other side. the video also cut out the part where they stopped trying to get him to go where he was uncomfortable, and then let him enter on the side he was used to. here’s the producer’s response to the video

[pepoluan]

Always Reblog, what Actually Happened.

Again, “A Dog’s Purpose” is one of the most pro-rescue movie, ever. Please watch it. And share this TRUTH to others who got lied to by TMZ and PETA.

[bluebeetle]

PETA hates the idea of pets. so of course they hate that movie, which is about the bond between human and pets. seriously PETA has literally said before that theyd rather all domestic animals be EUTHANIZED than have to be pets. they do not care about animals at all.

[bloodasredlipstick-deactivated2]

Thanks for sharing this!!

[sing-song-like]

You overwhelm me to the point of making me depressed because your silence is louder than words and I've reached the anxiety phase of "oh my gosh he's not talking to me he must hate me I must have done something wrong". Which is completely irrational, I know. But it terrifies that I've let you have so much control over my mind already.

[sing-song-like]

I wish I knew how to express myself I'm glad my mom doesn't have Tumblr Or she'd be asking a lot of questions about how I express myself

[awkwardlymusician]

the most awkward and dysfunctional love song

I don’t know how real this is…if it’s just made up in my head. But I kinda like it, it makes me feel good. My God, is this what happiness is? Knowing someone appreciates you, and knowing you appreciate them as well? My whole life has been leading up to this, and I don’t know if I have the words to say how I feel…but I’ll certainly try.

Baby I know that this might sound crazy. But for the first time, being vulnerable to you doesn’t sound half bad. I’ll do my best to express it to you, but knowing me I’ll freak out and it’ll come out hella awkward.

I don’t tell many my most inward thoughts. Telling who I am is not what I do, people only get to see what I show them. To some, they only know me as the girl in music school, whose whole life is playing notes. But baby please, if I share myself with you, please don’t run away. Are you ready to hear who I am?

Baby I know that this might sound crazy. But for the first time, being vulnerable to you doesn’t sound half bad. I’ll do my best to express it to you, but knowing me I’ll freak out and it’ll come out hella awkward.

Hey now, for the first time, I think I can open up myself. I’m scared and excited and nervous and I’m still not sure if I should. Ready yourself as best you can, since that’s what I’m doing right now…

I’m thinking about you, all the while, while I write this. Please don’t be afraid…

Baby I know that this might sound crazy. But for the first time, being vulnerable to you doesn’t sound half bad. I’ll do my best to express it to you, but knowing me I’ll freak out and it’ll come out hella awkward.

[sing-song-like]

You've got me feeling some type of way