Nothing Gold Can Stay

b.t.

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[wiishy-washy]

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

[dailytomlinson]

TMRW

[dingdongyouarewrong]

imagine being the woman at the end of 50 first dates and you wake up heavily pregnant with no memory of how you got there and all you have there is a dvd that tells you you’re married now and have been for the last five years. literally a horror movie premise

[dingdongyouarewrong]

oh and it’s to adam sandler. you find out via saw dvd that you’re having adam sandler’s baby

[6qubed]

imagine being salty about an adam sandler movie, would that be pathetic or what

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i’m amazed that you read this as salty. i am just having a grand old time here envisioning waking up on a boat in the middle of the ocean filled with adam sandler’s seed with no idea what is going on save for a horror dvd. if that is not absolutely hilarious to you i understand but no one is upset here. i am just vibing in my adam sandler horror movie fantasy world

[6qubed]

bold of you to assume that you’re worthy of an adam sandler-flavored creampie

[jingyichickenwings]

I shall wander these lands a bitter shell of a woman, wistfully reflecting on my halcyon youth, a bygone era in which I neither saw nor even envisioned the words “adam sandler-flavored creampie” being inflicted upon other living souls.

[2tiedships2]

Beanie Appreciation

[thedailystyles]

05/25/18

[secretslivehere]

[minus-the-negative]

Size doesn’t stop you from beeing useful.

minusthenegative.com

[blockoframen]

Neji: That's my umbrella

Lee: I am life hacking

Neji: You're stealing my umbrella

Lee: Life hack

Neji: How are you hacking life you are literally taking my umbrella

Lee: Life hack

[blockoframen]

Sasuke: I'm ambidextrous

Naruto: That's what's up bro. Love who you love

[hampsteadharry]

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[dailytomlinson]

Pop Crave via Twitter - 06.03

[drawmeaclown]

falling 

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[smokeinsilence]

have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it’s no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don’t

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[ltpolari]

“We got nails tonight?”

“Oh yeah, we always have nails. A lot of the time, yeah.”