Ganondorf Nipple Ring Believer

Header art by volgayart on twitter. Lesbian and crazy dog lady, but usually not in that order. Initially at MDZS blog, but mostly random these days with a fair heap of Zelda content.

[jingyichickenwings]

Chapters: 12/17 Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Explicit Relationships: Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends), Jayce (League of Legends)/Original Male Character(s), Ekko/Jinx (League of Legends), Dmitri the Academy Student (Arcane: League of Legends)/Viktor (League of Legends) Characters: Ximena Talis, Kino Medarda, Ambessa Medarda, Marcus (Arcane: League of Legends), Heimerdinger (League of Legends), Cassandra Kiramman, Singed | Corin Reveck, Orianna Reveck, Sky (Arcane: League of Legends)

Chapter Summary:

"That sonata has a much stricter tempo than your approach allows."

Fic Summary:

A talented young Zaunite is interning for the Runeterra Ministry of Ecological Resources when he discovers a story far beyond the scope of his high school newspaper. The investigation comes to an abrupt halt when a lightning strike leads to a local tragedy.

A year later, a seemingly unrelated lab accident unfolds.

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[crabussy]

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

[pussyhoundspock]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

[nonevahed]

prev tags:

literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)

[zarohk]

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

[unsettling-mantis]

Hiding knowledge from kids will not benefit them but only render them helpless when faced with the unknown

[peachdoxie]

I love characters who are extremely hypercompetent and simultaneously massive losers

[demiboydemon]

[crafty-butch]

saw someone say that making tomboy characters lesbians is a "dangerous stereotype" so im gonna start saying it's a dangerous stereotype every time a fictional woman marries a man

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[eclipse-moon-art]

-Was it painful?

-What?

-The core removal. Was it painful?

-If I say it wasn't painful, I'm sure Young Master Lan wouldn't believe me

[yorickalas]

[max--phillips]

AND YET!

Pope Leo is letting American bishops entirely ban trans healthcare for both minors and adults in all Catholic-owned hospitals and clinics, and stop coverage for trans healthcare through Catholic-affiliated health insurance plans!!

People are having surgeries, for which they were on waitlists for years, suddenly cancelled. Hormones no longer covered, their clinicians no longer able to prescribe them. Considering in some states Catholic-owned healthcare organizations make up to a third of the market, as it were, this is a HUGE issue.

‘It’s a Nightmare’: The Human Toll of the Catholic Church’s Trans Healthcare Ban

Missing hormones. Canceled surgeries. Bureaucratic denials. Late last year the Catholic Church banned all trans healthcare across its sprawl

This has been happening since November of last year, when this vote took place, but no one is talking about it. The rehabilitation of the image of the papacy through Pope Leo is killing me, it’s still the goddamn Catholic Church. You do not gotta hand it to them.

[maswartz]

[fractally]

This has been my main argument against "AI" from the very beginning.

OpenAI scraped the entire web. All of which had been a labor of love from humans. Wikipedia is the backbone of a lot of LLMs, and that was volunteer human labor. They stole it and now they're selling it back to us.

And worse, they're trying to destroy the free sources that they stole from. It's destruction of human knowledge on an unprecedented scale. The burning of the library of Alexandria has nothing on this.

[kyuurius]

that’s savior grace guys. Let him be

[nerdygaymormon]

[dunkthebiscuit]

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

[some-stars]

i wish there were more ways to communicate to people under ~30 the scale of what the aids epidemic was like before antiretrovirals, the numbers (both absolute and relative) of people who died, and kept dying, every day for years and years and years, because it's very hard to truly understand looking back from today if you aren't actively seeking out understanding. the photo above of the choir is one thing that works well, as is this piece from 1987 by fran lebowitz.

[riverlarking]

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[whitachi]

I dunno. sounds made up to me.

[mirensiart]

the legend of yuri: twilight sapphic