Lesbian Mom Friend

Howdy! My name's Kayden or Kas, and use whatever pronouns you want. This blog is full of just random stuff, but I'm a nice person so you can stick around if you want! 💘

[bwisan]

modern day snow white

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

A lot of people seem to attribute America’s touch-starved culture to Puritan standards of conduct but I think it was the opposite. I think ever since we became so sex-crazed suddenly you can’t even put an arm around someone’s shoulder without that being seen as “putting the moves on” meanwhile Puritan children could openly call their fathers “daddy” and no one batted an eye so like…who’s the real culprit in “no one’s allowed to touch because touch is sexual” here?

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I’m not kidding when I say this. People will claim Americans see kissing and hugging as taboo for anyone who’s not dating or married and chock it up to “being prudes” but back in Ye Olden Days men would be super touchy-feely with each other and this was back when being gay was considered a mental illness.

So logically, if a more old-fashioned culture allowed these gestures to take place they naturally didn’t associate them with same-sex couples. That was just normal Guys Being Bros friendly gestures. They also allowed breastfeeding in public spaces because boobs weren’t for sexual, they were for FEEDING YOUR INFANT CHILD (apparently there are people who think breastfeeding is ‘obscene’ which…the heck? that’s literally what they’re for?).

Obviously there are other reasons too much physical contact is inappropriate (i.e. just generally getting in peoples’ personal space, groping people etc) but when you’re like “Oh no, guys and girls can’t hug each other” or “Two guys can’t hug/hold hands/cuddle that’s gay” you’re not a prude you’re a pervert because you see those things as inherently tied to sex.

[paulsrockinpagoda]

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so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

[johnthedragon]

I’m having a fucking stroke

[sjaukes]

*vaguely scottish noises*

[deus-ex-aquila]

when I whmp, well I nunna be, wanna be who wakes to you. when I gwmp, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who go wih you.

if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who’s into you.

but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.

when I’m wock, yes I nonna be,  nunna be who’s wock for you. an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.

an’ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be who’s cold with you.

but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds

nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah,  dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)

when I’m luh’, well I nunna be,  onna be who’s without you. when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.

AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ‘nna be new good with you. an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be,  ‘nna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.

but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah

an’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den, justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–

[sovietsofficial]

EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT

[monzstermash-deactivated2018120]

the fucking transcript i can’t

[i-am-grell]

help im sobbing

[kitty-sylvie]

This. This is the best thing ever.

[jessiarts]

Finished comic inspired by this post! (I’ll link in replies or reblog, otherwise tumblr won’t let you see my posts!)

Finally posting after teasing it this morning!  I hope you like it! Find me elsewhere:   Twitter: @JessiL_Art Instagram: @jessilart Pillowfort: JessiLeigh

[lokid-sherlockian-from-the-shire]

YEESSSS, SOMEONE DREW IT!!! XD

[allthingsthorki]

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT I AM SCREAMING

[aurora-nerin]

ICONIC

[fierceawakening]

*wheeze*

[catchymemes]

If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

[viostormcaller]

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

[guillotinedream]

Is the artist ok…?

[onion-souls]

I like that Jaguar is Crocodile from One Piece for some reason

[jelloapocalypse]

The fast food ones were specifically “fast food logos imagined as villains” so that’s why it gets dark in the middle

[newtgeiszler]

people are probably gonna exist for a very long time after global warming is irreversible but imagine being in the year 3019 and reading a history book and learning that your ancestors had every power to stop the world from being a shitty hell dimension but they didn’t because short term money making was more valuable to them

[failedclone]

Oh but to be a teenage vigilante who finds out that his dad is one of the many villains who he fights in order to keep humanity safe but we still try to get along despite our differences because we’re all we have left of my mom.

[singular-grey-cloud]

... Adrien?

[willow]

Can’t wait to die in 2012

[sandersstudies]

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

[i-will-physically-fight-you]

Dogs.

[sandersstudies]

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

[rinofwater]

The sky

[sandersstudies]

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

[roman-flair-deactivated20190203]

Super Mario Bros.

[sandersstudies]

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

[shuouichi]

John Mulaney

[sandersstudies]

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

[starryvioletnight]

Omfg

[fainsworld]

Pokemon

[sandersstudies]

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

[everwizard]

OP

[sandersstudies]

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into

[lookatmeenoww-deactivated201301]

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

[danisontnonfire]

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

[b00bconnoisseur]

Im fifteennnn

[red-in-the-streets]

Adult

[vampire-rae-deactivated20210807]

I’m 16

[definitely-not-spiderman-uwu-de]

13 in October 🤘

[sprightlypixi]

Please share this! I can’t stress how important this is.

I’m not good at tagging things, add as you see fit.

[elfwreck]

Regarding Step 2: If someone notices you “look pregnant,” and ask about it: TELL THEM YOU ARE NOT. 

“Oh, I’m pretty sure I just put on a few pounds. Holiday snacks, you know.”

“Of course I’m not pregnant. I haven’t missed a period.” (Don’t mention the date of your last period. If pressed, “I don’t remember exactly.”)

“Ugh, really? Nooo! I do not want to look pregnant!”

…and so on. Adjust as appropriate for your communication style. Don’t admit it to anyone. Don’t say that it’s possible. Insist that you are certain you are not pregnant.

[ginger-ale-official]

This is important information to share friends

[ernmark]

Dear god, sleepy intimacy makes me so very happy.

One person sleeping with their head on the other person’s lap. Getting all drowsy-snuggly when they’re too tired to see straight. Being tucked in and kissed on the forehead before they pass out. Gentle touches while they drift off. Trusting the other person to watch over them and make sure nothing happens to them while they’re out.

Just… sleepy intimacy, man.

[prospectkiss]

Sleepy intimacy is one of my favorite things, and I think the last point is why - it’s all about trust.  Trusting someone enough to let your guard down.  To lower your defenses.  To be vulnerable.  

That kind of trust is not always given easily, which is what makes sleepy intimacy so heartwarming.

[piipstachio]

when you’re about to give your oc a sad and tragic backstory

[valtsv]

we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things

[valtsv]

me: *sees any tall structure with features that i could use to scale it*

monkey brain: CLIMB. ASCEND. SCURRY UP THE BOUGHS OF THIS TREE AND FIND A SUITABLE VANTAGE POINT TO STRATEGICALLY SURVEY YOUR SURROUNDINGS.

[valtsv]

me: alright, i’m up. now how do i get down?

monkey brain: use tail to maintain balance and JUMP!

me: we don’t have a tail, remember? we evolved beyond it.

monkey brain:

[vantruce]

Tried some new things with this piece-

[softestvirgil]

Sunshine boys

[lemonskittlesofficial]

why do photos of empty hospitals scare me so much……… wild

[silvahhauntah]

OMG I ACTUALLY HAVE AN ANSWER!!! Psychology student part of tumblr, here! There’s a phenomenon in the brain, although I can’t remember the world, where your brain doesn’t understand emptiness in a space you’ve becomes used to seeing people in, and, your survival brain, trying to make up for it, makes you see or feel things that aren’t there, this is common with empty stores that are usually bustling, train stations, abandoned buildings, etc. The reason you become unsettled or scared is because the part of your brain responsible for survival is like: “wait. Everyone’s gone. Does this mean danger? Should I leave, too?” It’s a survival thing, apparently!

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Logan: I have many talents.

Roman: I wouldn’t call dabbing a talent!

Logan: Wanna bet? *dabs*

Deceit: *flustered* Holy shit.

Roman: …

[logan-is-a-lesbian]

Deceit has a dabbing kink, change my mind

[aleiimm-deactivated20200924]

I can’t, cause you’re right

[logan-is-a-lesbian]

You’re god damn right it is.