newt geiszler

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Sade Olutola
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Interview Vampire Daily

tannertan36
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
Monterey Bay Aquarium
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
sheepfilms
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@newtgeiszler
newt geiszler
No, I'm fine... It's just... It makes me kind of dysphoric when you make me be the girl pelican when we roleplay Two Pelicans Getting a Divorce Because of Climate Change... I know you don't mean anything by it, but... Yeah, no, of course I understand the Shakespearean tradition of—No, you're being sexist.
gonna start writing the bear yaoi
we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you
⋆˖⁺‧₊𖤓Visiting the Witch's House 𖤓₊‧⁺˖⋆
plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺
happy death to america day to those who celebrate!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇
parable behavior
I love that beatboxing was invented before ciabatta bread. What a wonderful world.
I’m sorry what was invented before who?
For what was a brief yet surely illuminating time in human history, people were breaking it down, zero ciabatta in sight.
what is your relationship with the previous poster
warrior's bond
i have killed them. badly
watched them come back wrong
they are my royal advisor, my most trusted ally
i dream of dropping an anvil on them each night
we live under the same rock
they are half my soul, as the poets say
i love them enough to go to hell for them, i love them too much not to look back
they stole one of my bones :(
co-captains
Computer show me the "big one"
a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass