newt geiszler

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RMH

Discoholic 🪩
occasionally subtle

roma★
Claire Keane
Show & Tell

Love Begins
Noah Kahan
$LAYYYTER
taylor price
we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
d e v o n
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Keni
Game of Thrones Daily

shark vs the universe
cherry valley forever
seen from Venezuela

seen from Portugal
seen from India
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Croatia
seen from Bangladesh
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from France
seen from Brazil

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

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@newtgeiszler
newt geiszler
No, I'm fine... It's just... It makes me kind of dysphoric when you make me be the girl pelican when we roleplay Two Pelicans Getting a Divorce Because of Climate Change... I know you don't mean anything by it, but... Yeah, no, of course I understand the Shakespearean tradition of—No, you're being sexist.
gonna start writing the bear yaoi
we aren’t doing enough arts and crafts in this world I’m telling you
⋆˖⁺‧₊𖤓Visiting the Witch's House 𖤓₊‧⁺˖⋆
plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺
happy death to america day to those who celebrate!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇
parable behavior
I love that beatboxing was invented before ciabatta bread. What a wonderful world.
I’m sorry what was invented before who?
For what was a brief yet surely illuminating time in human history, people were breaking it down, zero ciabatta in sight.
what is your relationship with the previous poster
warrior's bond
i have killed them. badly
watched them come back wrong
they are my royal advisor, my most trusted ally
i dream of dropping an anvil on them each night
we live under the same rock
they are half my soul, as the poets say
i love them enough to go to hell for them, i love them too much not to look back
they stole one of my bones :(
co-captains
Computer show me the "big one"
a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass