Sinisterhood Quotes

A collection of quotes from your favorite Dallas-based spooky podcast hosted by comedians Heather McKinney and Christie Wallace. Feel free to submit your favorite quotes!

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There's power in sharing your stories.

Christie Wallace

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Everyone needs therapy and no one is normal.

Heather McKinney

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I had to take a Xanax during Interstellar.

Christie Wallace

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Abortion is healthcare.

Christie Wallace

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Nothing is freakier than the hubris of man.

Christie Wallace

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You can't say that Mothman doesn't have a juicy ass.

Heather McKinney

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I'm like a docent for the supernatural.

Christie Wallace

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Anything's a plate if you put food on it.

Heather McKinney

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Square peg, round hole? Fuck it, get a hammer.

Heather McKinney

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Minding your own business is free.

Heather McKinney

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My rulings are final. My jurisdiction is global.

Christie Wallace

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Don't ever call her stupid again. I'll stick my boot in your ass.

Heather McKinney

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Jesus has a machine gun, and he's with Elvis, and is that Ronald Reagan?

Heather McKinney

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The inside of my brain sounds like a YouTube video at 2x speed.

Heather McKinney

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Proud cheese slut, right here.

Christie Wallace

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I've never seen such a powerful grundle.

Heather McKinney

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We should all try to be better than where we came from.

Heather McKinney