F E L I X

any pronouns | to indeed be a god

[sookbabyy-deactivated20240711]

my biggest kink is when someone tells me they’re obsessed w me

[euphcric]

went to a flower market yesterday and while walking back with an armful of flowers I passed by a yard sale where I bought a picnic basket for a dollar and I put my flowers in the basket and walked home feeling like maybe life is beautiful

[redribbonsandblood]

omg im cold and have no one to talk to thats so richard papen of me

[snepril]

Hey you. You should irrevocably surrender your humanity to become a creature.

[sternen--staub]

occasional posts from users

[ann-decart]

reblog if you make occasional posts

[cleolinda]

Sometimes I still hear my voice

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Bought a potion claiming to divide my immortal soul into good and evil so I may finally be free of all that plagues me but it actually just gave a face to all of my worst impulses. I can't believe companies can get away with such blatant false advertising what a fucking rip off🙄

[strangestcase]

Did you at least become green OP

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

didn't even turn me green all i got was a deathly pallor and shorter

[strangestcase]

Jesus christ im sorry. you know if I were you I would beat the shit out of the seller and demand a refund

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Wow! What a great idea! And thanks to the potion changing my appearance I won't have to deal with the consequences of my actions!

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

uh oh

[mad-scientist-council]

Chemicals cannot hurt you. It’s so safe. Acid burns aren’t real. And neither are noxious gasses. It’s so safe to play with chemicals. I definitely did not create those monsters that are tearing up the village. All of these burns and scars and patched up wounds are completely unrelated. Completely unrelated.

[symphony-calamity]

*pointing, laughing* this idiot doesn't realize that the extraordinary exists even within the mundane

[frodo-with-glasses]

[catmask]

how are people mean to stuffed animals one time i was trying to clean up my room and tried to justify giving away a stuffed animal by saying 'well its a little ugly' and immediately i was just overwhelmed with monstrous guilt and i understood the concept of a catholic hell and i was going there

[bish0ps]

Can you explain this gap in your blog history

[onlinebeast]

I was employed.

[only-tiktoks]

[anachronistic-cat]

This is important.

This is what people are.

We want to be useful, and we want to make people happy

Pay attention to this.

[fair-itself]

Motherfucker effortlessly whipped out a balloon animal while talking about entropy and looking like a regular contributor to the Washington Post. I wish him nothing but the best in life

[spaciebabie]

love witnessing my mannerisms rub off on ppl like yes!!!! my disease is spreading!!!!

[lesbianaglaya]

devastating that you can live somewhere and then move away and someone else moves in and they live there and you don’t live there anymore but you lived there once

[rslashrats]

the joker as an ant would be like. we live in a colony

[restlesssinner]

the joker as an ant would be like. say hello to my girlfriend. harley queen

[restlesssinner]

the joker as an ant would be like. you wanna know how I got these scars? me and my search party were gathering food from a picnic when the deal went south. my buds got squashed and I fell into a bottle of gatorade, woulda drowned if they hadn’t knocked it over. just one bad day man

[restlesssinner]

the joker as an ant would be like. i hate bats

[rslashrats]

more?

[strangestcase]

Sorry for being so annoying and questioning everything my academic brain has a little imp inside it that yells “SOURCE??” whenever I see a claim

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[5675675687-deactivated20211206]

the people have spoken!!!!!!!!

[kurczakmarty]

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